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Berlin I’m coming back to you tan, rested and with lots of joy (thanks in part to Kamala!)
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Obsessed with these dancers and choreo from the new Calvin Klein campaign. Perfection
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My bf thought he was ordering the outfit on the left from some random site for Pride, but ended up with this thing on the right. I’m dying 💀
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This needs to be a spoken word lip sync on drag race next year. Iconic.
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Contacting all my Germans in Berlin to do a deep dive investigation. Stay tuned.
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When I worked as an assistant to a famous author/writer in NYC, I had to fake excitement for a hideous Louis Vuitton bag she gave me as a gift 🥲
That blanket NDA you signed years ago to get severance? It's void now, according to the National Labor Relations Board.
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Same energy
Just IN:— Pakistan and Iran decide to resume diplomatic relations, two days after both fired missiles at each other.
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This finale was CINEMA. Give it all the awards! I had chills the entire time; heart racing. The OG meeting on the beach, the flashbacks, the flashforwards, the music. OMG 😭💀
#RHOSLC
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Started Fellow Travelers (finally) and loving it so far. The acting is incredible and Jonathan Bailey in particular just continues to amaze me (he’s such a damn star)
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God the replies make me never want to share anything fun I’m doing with friends on this app.
It’s not that serious people. Have fun.
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Adding to this when I watched Gaga perform on Fire Island at the underwear party in August 2008 💀
In honor of Lady Gaga’s debut single “Just Dance” turning 15 (fifteen!), here are some of the most random places she performed at before it was a hit. A thread 🧵
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What? Did we listen to the same speech?
i care about labor, anti war, free healthcare & college for all. i want a pathway to citizenship for immigrants. i want my taxes to go towards fixing the roads & schools in this country instead of lining the pockets of the MIC execs. kamala’s speech seemed hostile to all of that.
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Dua Lipa delivered tonight in Berlin. So damn good 🥹❤️ The new songs are incredible live as well!
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How was this not a gigantic global hit? So damn good. Justice for Bebe Rexha
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Flashback to 2017 and working for gay dating app Chappy. We really thought we could compete against Grindr 💀 hope you all enjoyed the free drinks!
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Gotta take advantage of natural light in my building’s glass elevator ☺️
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My Rome trip is solo w/o my bf and everyone here keeps asking me “why?”, “just you?” and “are you okay?”. Damn, can people just travel alone??
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My Best Alts list coming through again when needed (right now)
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There is a concept known as “thin places”, where it is said that the veil between this world and the next is thin. You can sense the numinous around you, even if you cannot describe it.
Where have you been that felt ‘thin’?
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Dancers ❤️
- Mauro van de Kerkhof:
- Diego Pasillas:
CDK Company:
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Seeing how positive it is to have a prolonged “buzz” effect HBO is having with ‘White Lotus” goes to show how Netflix is missing out by sticking to the binge model (see: The Crown and how no one is talking about it anymore)
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Good god. He has no bad angle. How?
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Come to Berlin for the s*x, stay for the trains that disappear in 12 seconds 🇩🇪
Look at that acceleration!
A whole train disappears in like 12s.
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@valenzuelaAaron
Absolutely insane (and sorry to hear that this is happening!).
Where can we find your work to buy? 🙏🏽
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Twitter bday hotel room selfie vs Instagram 😝
Happy start of Virgo season y’all! 🥂
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Bold statement but best gelato in Rome. Have to come here every time I visit 😍
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How do you all workout after work? Was going to try but I’m exhausted. The last place I want to be 😭
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It’s 7am and my “Best Alts” list is working wonders for me right now
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The nonna yelling “Bongiorno!!!” from her kitchen window right after I took this has to be the highlight of my trip to Venice 💀
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@popLOCKEdropit
And ally
To my friends in the LGBTQ community: I am so damn tired of people demonizing you. I can’t imagine how you feel. Not sure what else to say except that I will fight alongside you as long as it takes for all to recognize your dignity and equality. We will not let hate win.
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I’ll never forget the flood of Brazilian likes, replies and DMs I got after my girthmasterr thing earlier this year. 🫡🇧🇷
Brazil’s Supreme Court orders Twitter/X to be fully suspended in the country immediately.
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Surprised my bf with a trip to Paris for his bday and of course, like clockwork, I want to move here 🤣😍
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I may have asked our guide for a heavy pour during wine tasting 😝
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Longest I’ve ever lived in an apartment (4 1/2 years!) and now it’s time to say goodbye. This was also my first apartment when I moved to Berlin from NYC. To new beginnings! 🥂
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So damn happy I got to finally see Neuschwanstein castle today. So beautiful (even with all-day rain) 😍
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Jess (and you all know why)
Since this was such a hit tweet, now i need to know, who were your GO TO Sean Cody Models?
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In airport lounge and a man just ordered a cappuccino and glass of Prosecco.
Sir it is 7am
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Well this is a nice way to wrap things up 😊
The internet's boyfriend, the Girthmaster, tells us about his viral moment — and why it's spawned a necessary discussion about gender and sex work
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Can we all agree that you don’t need to “work off” all the food you ate during the holidays?
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Chaos is the perfect word for this past week (but the good kind!) 📏
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Explaining “🥥🌴” to my very offline French bf this morning was a historic undertaking (I think he’s still confused)
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Whyyy is the current trend to drown in your clothes? Can’t wait for this to pass.
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Not sure about iconic, but this was fun
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Insane that the transition of power in the UK pretty much happens the day after elections. How is this possible (logistically)?
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This scene is 🔥🔥🔥
When Sean tells people Austin and his wife tried to have a threesome with him, all hell breaks loose in the office.
Selling the OC Season 3 is now playing.
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Happy holidays to you and yours 🥰 (also I’ve had so much wine at my company holiday party)
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@theJoeMichaell
It’s an ear worm song that just sticks. They just played it in the locker room at the gym and I can’t get it out of my head 🤣
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The natural light in the summer was always so good in this apartment. Going to miss it so much 😭
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Putting your desk in front of the window for calls is always a good idea
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Thankful for the sun/heat finally making a comeback in Berlin (and working from my terrace) 😍
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2 hr hike on the coast that transitioned to jumping in the Med. I don’t think I can go back to Berlin 😭
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Maybe most liked? No clue. Just remember this being an incredible summer trip to Mallorca
How does everyone know their most liked photo on IG? That’s a lot of digging around it seems.
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I haven’t stopped sweating all day. This Mediterranean heat and humidity is no joke.
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Ok thought this was going to be another hit piece, but the complete opposite. Don’t mess with j Lo 🙌🏽
The truth about Jennifer Lopez’s career: the “stolen” songs, who is REALLY singing her hits, and other reasons people hate her.
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Have to renew my passport and it looks like I’m about to offer you a cutting edge blood testing machine.
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Spent this cloud/rainy Sunday making dumplings and noodles from scratch (and 100% worth it) 🤤🤤🤤
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