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I am become peter, destroyer of beers at the calm
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catholic girl from my high school named her daughter Packet
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Me when my sober curious lifestyle allows me to drink alcohol at 4pm
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when I was so hungover I didn't know what to do so I went to the CN tower alone and cried listening to bright eyes and a stranger came up to me and asked if I wanted a photo taken and I was so caught off guard I said yes
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post a pic where your soul was blackened with the weight of sin, when you were desolate & without care or mercy or absolution
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Buckingham Palace after telling everyone that they’re going to make an announcement
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So we're losing Ontario Place, Hot Docs is closed, Science Centre is done, and now the 112 year old historic landmark cinema is closing in 3 days because of Landlords, ok cool. I'm totally feeling normal!
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hitting a panny in pre 2015 union station was such a vibe
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@damnaine
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To the joker this is just regular tea
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@damnaine
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Found a fake town
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@L0VERAMANE Dont know what Addison Rae is
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I found the most evil sentence
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@priyapappu I tried for so long and gave up and posted it instead
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Lord please let the world go back to normal soon so comedians stop trying to get famous on tiktok thank you amen
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@westcoastwinter The amount of fights I have got into with this girl....
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Finally some good fucking news
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SNL has been delayed indefinitely amid the writers’ strike. The Pete Davidson episode has also been cancelled.
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Numbers ranked, alphabetically: 1. 8 2. 5 3. 4 4. 9 5. 1 6. 7 7. 6 8. 10 9. 3 10. 2
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@Liamjsm make sure to stack the monitors so you dont have to deal with backlight
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@robinhatch damn... from an airplane too...
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Me when Hummus tells a joke
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Oh fuck did you guys see that creepy died RIP
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What's with Mac users and having a million files on their desktop
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@natalieczer @westcoastwinter please join me and my friends whenever she goes live flooding her chat with "growl hour" where I announce in the chat "ITS GROWL HOUR" and we all just go RAAAHHHHHH and flood the chat and she goes "thats so weird what is growl hour" and then moves on.
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@AlannaFeeney @TVsCarlKinsella Irish Twitter -1 right now
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@aallleeexxxxxx1 happy birthday the sill is coming alone nicely! here's to another 50 bites x
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Holy shit Jared Leto is at the Bloor and Ossington McDonald's ahdudjhwgsjajdhhwb
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@politicalth0t do we have to
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@nilClassError never said i was sober.
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Physically vibrating at James Kennedy playing Barrie Ontario
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Now watch me whip Now watch me Beyblade
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A ll D ay I D ist A nce S ocially
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Cool update: it's a 96 year old lunatic
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a modern day philosopher
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@o_nanettee Oh baby she's straight as they come
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@sirrahbri Genuinely was my first thought
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@Liv_Agar if he ain't built like pooh bear I ain't want him
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hello I just got offered my first salary job at a place I really like and have always wanted to work at I want to cry I am going to have benefits?? Wtf
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Ok follow me here it's the song Cocaine but instead it goes "[Borat voice] She's my wife she's my wife [Hank Hill voice] propane"
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my boss asked me why i had 5 drinks at my desk at 10am and I said its because I'm bisexual and he said "oh i didnt know that" and walked away
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working on something big...watch this space
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@JoeyWeiler12 Everything
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2011 vs 2021 Always been insanely obsessed with my weight but been unlearning diet culture and eating disorders. Recovery takes a long fcking time! Loving yourself doesn't just happen overnight. Be kind to yourself.
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Sorry, not sorry, not going to care about Matty Healy. I grew up being forced to listen to Cumtown every day of my life, in constant state of distress, anxiety and worry about the future. Seeing Dasha's name on my timeline every day was my own "Matty Healy" for almost 20 years.
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@jwPencilAndPad I can't believe how much I laughed at this
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@tensejens I get in free thru my job otherwise yes
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is this gud? @TheSloppyBoys
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I wish I could tell Nick that while I was sobbing uncontrollably in a Cineplex toilet after finding out, a guy dressed as Elvis asked me if I was "alright little mama" and then proceeded to sing "That's Alright Mama" into the mirror of the women's bathroom while I washed my hands
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CHEESE ALERT: Pat and I are officially merging households and today we had our first legal hug in over a year and I cried
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@ecareyo This is huge for the 35 year old ADHD community
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Dad: we're not getting a dog Family: *gets dog anyway* Dad and the dog:
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Comedy bar is back b*tches
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thank you to @TheSloppyBoys for helping me with my ASL classes 🙏🥰
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Can't wait for this to be all over so I can have a party and play LCD Soundsystem all night while everyone asks me to change the music.
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H&M stands for Homer & Marge
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@anaraintuitive @jamonbread I was the first person to say the term "get a life", that's actually my intellectual property. Please cease tweeting that phrase at once. You are stealing from me.
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It is all about family. Family is a man and a woman and children.
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six years ago watching minions
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I need to live in a cottage in the woods on the Bloor/Danforth line
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Me when eggplant tells a joke
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!!!! I got the vaccine !
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@laurencrillyy Toronto DEMON chl*b*w (the * are O's I can't have her see this or she'll block me)
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Enjoy this 27 second video of @deanhebscher dancing to The Killers
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I don't use night mode because I'm not a fucking coward
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man.
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nothing like Yellow Everything to calm the mind
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@futilexcaliburs @nicknemeroff Hey man you wanna go ahead and delete this shit
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It's literally so hard seeing your body change but eating disorder recovery will never be easy! Looking back on old photos can be hard but I was so miserable and hungry and hated myself, now I'm way happier and healthier and loving myself more and more everyday 💕
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don't know what donda is but it sounds like a ligma joke and I'm not falling for it
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Tonight some guy bought 11 Laugh Sabbath tickets and tried scalping them for 15 each
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Today marks 1 year of facing my eating disorders head on. It hasn't been easy, in fact it's been awful, but little by little I feel more love for myself for who I am, not what I eat. It's never too late to start healing, and I hope if you're struggling, you know you're not alone.
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@natalieczer @westcoastwinter dont remember how it started but we're not stopping.
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I have a secret and it's that I have sadly left comedy bar! I'm so thankful for all my years there and for everyone who helped me grow. I wanted so bad to visit CB one day when I was in high school, never thought I'd end up working there for 6 years. Wish we could party but yolo
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@Chris_Cullari @ZeroSuitCamus @lunch_enjoyer omg you're right 😭😭😭😭
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imagine wanting to be a famous band and not being able to take the most minute criticism about your vibe even
Never mind they just blocked me
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@redshan01 @WendysCanada it's... just...... its not.... what? what?
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been scrolling past this all night thinking its @kurtisconner
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I'm obsessed with the fence we had to put on the stage to keep comics away from the audience
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facebook boomers gunna go nuts on this
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Harrison Ford says “I don't have a social anxiety disorder. I have an abhorrence of boring situations.” (Source: )
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did my first professional photoshoot in 6 years since gaining 100lbs. went in feeling like pure shit. nervous, scared, ashamed. came out feeling like a boss ass bitch. literally couldn't be happier.
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Every male comedian has the opposite of imposter syndrome
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There are no small parts, only Canadian actors.
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nooo don't go gently into that good night you're so sexy aha
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Seems weird given the circumstances....
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rip
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Holy shit I'm at avatar and james Cameron is here
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for sure
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@BBCWorld
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Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests
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you got it 👍
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If I die please remember me as a great cool guy who was nice and helped out and actually changed a lot of our lives for the better but also had a certain unique quality you just couldn't put your finger on with an infectious laugh & unmistakable style
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Tofu press
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Borat voice: Mike White
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I just cut my hair and-
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Revisiting an old classic
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Shiver me tim blairs
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