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voted my mom’s favorite pop culture blogger 3 years running
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Joined July 2014
this isn’t an insult but billie eilish looks like she would sit next to you in tenth grade algebra and never have her own pencil.
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i just don’t think teenagers reading smut is a big deal. when i was a teenager i read a 100 chapter fanfiction where blaine anderson from glee had dissociative identity disorder. that was probably worse for me.
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crazy to me that people see this as “they must’ve fired her because she’s too abrasive” as opposed to “she’s nominated for the big four awards at the grammys so she needs higher level management”.
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liking kamala memes but in a way that utilizes critical thinking. i know they’re propaganda but im still laughing. b.
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i like that sabrina carpenter is a horny little polly pocket, the rest of you are boring.
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the wife is dead by the way. the reason she couldn’t give him children was because she was dying of terminal cancer and he was standing on the wall sulking about the sex of the embryos.
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mila kunis and ashton kutcher writing letters in support of danny masterson is fucking unconscionable.
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do you think the regular readers of carrie bradshaw’s column were opening it like “goddamn she’s back with this motherfucker?”.
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i didn’t watch this the first one hundred times it’s on my timeline but ??? spray paint on a toddler toy? they put everything in their mouths!.
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behind every bad bitch is a slightly offputting dog.
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my mom just said her “roman empire” is how the pioneer woman’s family owns all the land killers of the flower moon is about.
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glen powell it’s okay you believed women don’t apologize king.
Props to my little sister’s friend who told her this dating story…I’ve been telling this for years. I’m questioning my whole life now…. False alarm. Back rubs are back.
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@offbeatorbit we were literally gagged watching especially because this came after a deranged seventeen minute monologue.
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if you consider all the plotlines with this in mind his decisions make a lot more sense. like ryan murphy took out all the meth but left in everything else.
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@MilesKlee lol aubrey said she wants to play her as like a recent divorcee going to a spa resort and i need that.
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you think kamala isn’t sitting down with her popcorn and red wine for a little shondaland thursday? be so for real.
what is kamala harris’ plan to end greys anatomy?.
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this being on march 17 is sooooooooo fucking funny. she wanted to go to coachella BAD.
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i can’t believe there are ten year olds on this earth hearing casual live before me.
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sabrina carpenter should have a bunch of short people in her next music video. quinta brunson. daniel radcliffe. jeremy allen white.
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ivy league university btw.
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like blake likely says justin baldoni was telling her about women he’s potentially raped and you’re all twiddling your thumbs like “i don’t know! i don’t like her!”.
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glen powell is a texas boy which means loving beyonce is in his blood, i expect nothing less.
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yeah and everyone discovered it one month ago. not me though stay safe.
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oh, paul mescal must’ve run away from her.
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we’re losing recipes the kids don’t know about samantha ronson.
just found out lindsay lohan dated a butch in 2008/2009 this is life changing information
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i paid literally 300 dollars to see chappell today and like yeah i was sad but i got over it! what’s really important to me now is hyperanalyzing all of del water gap’s set to find out what happened between him and maggie rogers.
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jonathan groff reading lea michele the backlash from her new york times interview:
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i would love to see this because i think lady bird is the kind of girl who leaves her hometown with no intention of ever coming back, and then four years later not only is she back there but she’s also teaching at her high school.
Greta Gerwig reveals she wants to make 2 more films set in Sacramento and that she would be open to revisit Saoirse Ronan’s character in a sequel to ‘LADY BIRD.’. (Via @Lulamaybelle)
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imagine being the person in charge of explaining gary from veep to beyonce.
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said megan’s flow was trash and then rhymed foot with foot three different times…
Nicki Minaj shares new music on Instagram live tonight:. “Bad b*tch she like 6 foot, I call her big foot. The b*tch fell off, I said get up on your good foot”.
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obviously i had to look this woman up on tik tok and she claims that her baby doesn’t put things in her mouth. yeah, your kid skipped a developmentally appropriate behavior, i’m sure!.
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is this a…wicked fabrication i see?.
TMZ reports that Twitter user ClubChalamet was arrested outside of Timothee Chalamet’s New York City apartment earlier this afternoon. (
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i love her secret nicotine addiction she’s so funny.
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@kennyroysgrammy sydney sweeney could play quinn fabray but dianna agron could not make four movies in a year.
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people aren’t going to like to hear this but she has ascended him to sexy dilf levels previously unseen.
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you guys went to good high schools because what do you mean you read the odyssey.
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JOAN THEN.JOAN NOW.JOAN STILL.
Favorite fake musical from a movie/tv show that ISN'T from Smash. GO!.
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just putting it out there that i would not do this bit if i had been credibly accused of cannibalism.
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chappell literally worked at a summer camp last year while promoting her album.
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omg it’s happening
i want pommelhorse guy and anna delvey to have an unlikely friendship, akin to those instagram animal videos.
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being a swiftie used to be embarrassing because of misogyny and kanye west fans and now it’s embarrassing because taylor’s friends are all losers and the ones who aren’t she doesn’t hang out with.
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“many straight relationships are satisfying and fulfilling” sounds like something you’d repeat in the mirror until you believed it.
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saved him from living with jax taylor.
fun fact: amanda bynes fought to get channing tatum casted in ‘she’s the man’, because he “wasn’t famous yet”. she told the director “this guy is a star, every girl will love him!”
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Donald Trump announces that Pookie and Jett will lead the Federal Trade Commission (FTC)
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since y’all wanna be assholes about isabella rossellini in conclave emilia perez dies in emilia perez.
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hearing the words “i’m addison shepherd and you must be the woman who’s screwing my husband” and deciding to name your baby after that woman is iconic i can’t tell a lie.
my sister was named after a character that got introduced at the end of season one. she just tried on her prom dress.
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@itsnotjess123 no she literally didn’t wait a minute. she heard coachella was canceled and was like “i can’t do this”.
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@evemmore i actually just passed the private practice backdoor pilot episode so i had to laugh at this.
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brian jordan alvarez has a crisis PR rep? and he’s still posting those videos?.
interesting, awful fact: neil gaiman and brian jordan alvarez have the same crisis PR rep.
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“she came out of nowhere” your queer friends have been listening since she was at the pink pony club i don’t know what to tell you.
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is sydney sweeney the new alexandra daddario? (your boyfriend can name her but not a single other celebrity).
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now i’m down a rabbit hole and she opened her kid’s entire advent calendar? on november 30?.
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WHY IS DEUXMOI ANON PLSING THE TITANIC SUBMARINE RESCUE EFFORTS WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE
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“wanting to put down roots” at 23…have you tried getting high and binge watching vanderpump rules instead?.
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interdisciplinary studies is KILLING me like girl he got an attendance medal for a degree.
travis kelce holds a degree interdisciplinary studies, is a philanthropist & is successful is MULTIPLE different aspects of his life . the “dumb” narrative was funny at first but i fear we’ve lost the plot now.
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this is an…objectively horrifying way to talk when one of your sons actually is dead.
MUSK: I was tricked into giving puberty blockers to my son. These are sterilization drugs. My son Xavier is dead. They call it deadnaming for a reason. Killed by the woke mind virus. This is the reason I vowed to destroy the woke mind virus.
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no one is thinking about this correctly. june is in her 20s and she’s meant to be racially ambiguous enough that, paired with the name “juniper song,” people think she’s asian.
what white actress would eat at playing a thieving racist bitch.
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i keep seeing hannah from love island’s mugshot but the info y’all are failing to relay if she was charged with assault on a police officer at a GRACIE ABRAMS CONCERT.
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the intimacy coordinator wouldn’t have just been used for the sex scenes, they would’ve also been used for the strip club scenes where extras were definitely present.
There were no extras in those scenes, what is this controversy?.
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i joke but they’re legit in john mulaney’s ig comments saying he betrayed the patron saint of ex wives by having a baby.
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i’m not proud of it but if 2014 matty healy dedicated that song to me i’d be thinking about it for nine years too.
He dedicated falllingforyou to her in 2014 she was watching him from the balcony
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being a normal fan of things people are terminally annoying about (greta gerwig’s body of work, phoebe bridgers and taylor swift) is actually the bravest thing i’ve ever done.
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just saw an AI article that called him jeremy allen blanco so that’s going into the repertoire.
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it’s crazy she’s one of the greatest actors of our generation and she is also a cheugy as hell disney adult who’s obsessed with the jonas brothers.
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also, i don’t think celebrities are inherently good people — i tweeted this because it’s exceptionally shocking for someone who allegedly dedicated their life to saving human trafficking victims.
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it’s so funny how these actors say everything short of “i hated this and regret it” and yet marvel fanboys get soooooooo mad when you call it actor jury duty.
Elizabeth Olsen Advises New MCU Actors to Sign on for Only One Project: 'That Way You Have More Control'
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@waystarroyhoe it’s alleged but they paid for his legal funds so not like. totally unbelievable.
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in the mood to be a hater so let me just say she is not interesting enough to keep inviting to these events,.
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okay so…this is bad.
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@kelsaywhat never forget when she live-storied him being trapped in the capitol during the insurrection!.
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now why would you provoke taylor swift like this.
JD Vance says that Kamala Harris is a “childless cat lady” who is “miserable” with her life because she didn’t have children, and that not having children means that she doesn’t have “a direct stake” in America. Story.
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hunter schafer and mike faist should play sharpay and ryan evans.
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can’t believe john mulaney would have a baby the year his ex wife released a book. not a good man!.
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the justin baldoni stuff feels especially insane because like hollywood is basically shut down. every other headline is about houses burning down and events being postponed and then there’s him with this massive lawsuit. it’s actually so tone deaf.
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i think it’s deeply sad millie bobby brown was forced into acting and obviously doesn’t love it and clearly doesn’t know what else to do.
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did she? is joe jonas the highest we can aspire to?.
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i can’t believe kim kardashian was going to jumpstart her divorced slut phase on pete davidson’s dick and now he has my girl’s a lawyer tattooed on him…god actually does not give his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers.
SHE heard from a friend of a friend, that THAT dick was a—
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now this is challengers. paul is tashi btw.
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i don’t say this often but i genuinely hope something very fucking bad happens to him.
Bill Maher Says Chappell Roan Would Be Thrown "Straight Off A Roof" In Gaza Following Singer's Support For Palestine
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saying “december last year” like it wasn’t a week ago lmao.
.@SabrinaAnnLynn is set to appear at tonight’s #GoldenGlobes’ red carpet accompanied by Saltburn actor Barry Keoghan — they have been dating since December last year according to the Daily Mail UK.
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her family nickname being a passive aggressive jab at the fact she’s not good at the thing everyone else in her family is…her husband never calling her by that nickname….
she's joining the list of fictional girlies hated by their mums for no reason other than the fact that they're girls after sally reed, shiv roy, dee reynolds (feel free to add more) etc etc so naturally I love her
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sofia coppola’s daughter is a sofia coppola character, expectedly.
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if olivia wilde really did break up with jason sudeikis for harry styles who am i to judge.
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who’s going to do the acting? the singing?.
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