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your favorite freelance copywriter | midwesterner | transithead 🚉 | self-identified funny person | Polly 🐱's human They/He
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Take the L?
Buddy I live in Chicago. I take the L every day
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@rapscallison
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A few years ago I was invited to a Halloween karaoke party called "spooky-oke." I didn't go bc they should have called it scary-oke
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The only entities it's acceptable to deadname are Sears Tower, Boystown, and Twitter
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@rmorgan2nd
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There was so much else going on here that I almost missed "if there were ever a real holocaust" 😬
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@LeftAtLondon
@lumbjackwharfie
I hate that "please clap" is unironically part of my lexicon all these years later
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@chunkbardey
I like having a cat for the same reason I like watching reality TV: how often they make me think "well, that was certainly a choice
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@spinnellii
I had a supervisor at a travel company who asked me if France was 2 hours ahead of us (in Chicago).
That was when it really hit me that a lot of managers don't become managers bc they're competent but bc they stick around and kiss corporate's ass.
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@itskristofer
Someone called me homophobic and a lazy comedian for saying that James Corden isn't gay but has "guy who thinks no one likes him bc he's gay but really it's bc he's a pain in the ass" energy
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I love how William Shatner loses his shit at people reading Kirk as bi
My brother in Christ, you looked at Spock like that
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@JoanneFlett
One time I told someone that Stromae is my favorite artist and she said "I don't know who that is. I don't listen to anything mainstream."
Assuming that because you haven't heard of someone, they must be mainstream seems a little backwards to me, but do you I guess.
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Chicago Twitter bat signal
do any of you guys live in walkable cities that you really like that aren’t new york
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Jorts isn't fucking around
TIP: If you’ve never said a word in public and aren’t sure how, you can just google pronounce + that word and practice. It’s easy! You can share this idea with anyone who needs to say a word out loud
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@AITA_reddit
"This comment made me realize that SHE'S not good enough for ME"
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Do you think the Chicago Public Library Owl and the Duolingo Owl ever explored each other's bodies?
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@ElyKreimendahl
Olive Garden and The Cheesecake Factory were my "we don't have one in my town, they must be fancy" chain restaurants lol
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@ivybirthmark
My Mormon work bestie told me Imagine Dragons has a big Mormon following bc they're nor Christian rock but they have the same energy
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Important update:
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Sure, sex is great but have you ever perfectly timed a Belmont transfer?
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@ElyKreimendahl
This wasn't my high school, but my hometown does have a community theatre that needs to calm down
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Heartwarming: Chicago Achieves Police Abolition After Literally All of Them Quit
CHICAGO POLICE UNION PRESIDENT SAYS 800-1000 OFFICERS MAY RESIGN IF BRANDON JOHNSON WINS MAYORAL RACE
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@twinkbride
A while ago I complimented a male friend's shirt and his reaction made me wonder if no one had ever complimented his clothes before
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@AutSciPerson
YEP
See also:
"If you need anything, just ask" and then getting bothered when you ask for something
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You're telling me if you were cruising around the galaxy and picking up hotties on every planet, you'd draw the line at dudes? Grow up!
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@JoanneFlett
"You're so much of a normie that you couldn't possibly introduce me to anything of value" is such a weirdly insulting thing to imply
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@funfettiascetic
What's there to "not understand" about the Barbie movie? It's a delightful comedy with Feminism For Teens themes
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@GBBranstetter
"I wasn't prepared for a supreme court level argument"
Those were just normal follow-up questions
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If you're looking for a sign to fire Dorval Carter, this is it
If you’re looking for a sign to remove your backpack when on a crowded bus or train, this is it.
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@punished_cait
I had a boss tell me I couldn't freelance bc he "needed all my focus here" and "that's the point of the salary." That salary was 40k. Buddy, if you want to own me it costs way more than that.
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Most lines are getting close to 100% of current schedules. Let's acknowledge this W, then get it back to pre-pandemic frequency!
Yesterday, the CTA L lines ran:
121% Yellow
108% Orange
104% Red
104% Brown
96% Green
96% Blue
95% Pink
43% Purple
... of scheduled trains. Since 2020, CTA L Service has been cut by 18%. Riders deserve frequent and reliable transit, with return to at least pre-2020 levels.
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@Brittymigs
It suggested I turn my post about my family cat dying into a reel with cutesy music recently
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I've been informed that The Bear portrays River North as a gritty neighborhood at risk of gentrification
I'm kind of impressed that they made a show set in Chicago without talking to anyone who has lived here for any amount of time
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@anne_theriault
Yeah I'm uncomfortable with "people who do x job are heroes" rhetoric. These jobs have power dynamics and power dynamics attract people who want to abuse them. That and putting people on pedestals is dehumanizing, but that might be a topic for another conversation.
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@TheLavenderBard
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A lot of the "child-free groups" I've seen online are basically anti-children hate groups
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A friend: I've aged out of Boystown but I'm too young for Andersonville. We need a Theystown
Me: That’s Uptown, babey. Or Logan Square
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@malfoysheirs
I've noticed a lot of parallels between the way my sexuality and my autism are treated in this world.
A lot of people see both as failed versions of the norm that need to either be fixed or punished.
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Once I get sexier and more successful and better in every way it's over for you hoes
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I stan Sandal
every night, Sandal gets in bed first and does this. literally the most intrusive manner in which he could choose to sleep on our bed with us. i'm being trolled by an 18-pound furry orange dude on a nightly basis and i'm helpless to stop him because he's too adorable.
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@ginnyhogan_
This is why my trans ass is only changing my name a second time if my spouse's last name would make hyphenating funny
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A religious exemption for sexual harassment
What a time to be alive
The U.S. Department of Education just granted Baylor University a Title IX exemption for sexual harassment.
This is the first time that a university has requested a religious exemption to permit sexual harassment and the first time the DoED has granted such a request. (🧵)
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From liking trains
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@CoraCHarrington
Hate how "poor people deserve nice things" has gone the route of "let people enjoy things"
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Fire Dorval Carter
Describe WHAT YOUR CITY NEEDS TO DO to become a better city for people in 3 words or less.
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"His singular focus" yeah that shows
CTA Board approves $2.9B to contractors Walsh-Vinci to build the Red Line Extension after federal gov't doubles down on investment.
President Dorval Carter, wiping away tears, said the project is "long overdue" and has been his "singular focus."
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@AnitaM86
This is the same person who tweeted about "gentrifying saltines" and was selling T-shirts with the phrase the next day
Next level fetish for getting yelled at
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It took me a minute after Queen Elizabeth died to stop calling her son Prince Charles, but he's not a person I talk about often
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@emmastory
I'm saving this screenshot. As a non-binary public transit enthusiast it's too perfect
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This is great news for the people of Chicago and a big win for the transit activism community
BREAKING: The
@cta
Board just confirmed that the agency is DOUBLING rail operator training capacity in 2024! This is a BIG step toward rebuilding rail service! We look forward to supporting the agency's goal of training 200 rail operators this year!
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