I decided to make artwork out of the different ways my mom has botched celebs/show names

can i come over and do this

@keithdorejel thank you!! 🙏

Jalen Hurts? no, Jalen heals :)

if i send you this it means im about to destroy a man while wearing some flared jeans

@wards2004 wait what’s crazy….

ngl when milchick showed up in that cunty little snow outfit i almost forgot who i was rooting for

@fatstevebuscemi i said goodbye!

cafes in small towns lovvvvve using the curlz font for their logo

got to interview one of the young guy’s working at DOGE

guys we don’t need OSHA *anvil falls on head* it’s so unnecessa— *arm gets sawed off mid-sentence*

the system is good

RT @unloversciub: the biggest stage in the music industry signs for protecting trans children were held, shakira dedicated her speech to im…

i remember when conservatives likened some racist dr seuss books being taken out of publication to book burnings. and now not a peep about the removal of trans people and queer terminology from government sites. which is how the actual book burnings of 1933 began.

gossiping with that one friend

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@ChristophrMayer spit it out…. spit it out!!!! 1…. 2…. *my giant idiot son slowly removes the 2 pool balls he’s been storing in his cheeks*

making you pay extra for the exit row seats is crazy like which one is it- am i being tasked with saving everyone’s lives or is this a luxury?

say what you will about count orlok but he bought a house in her neighborhood!! if he wanted to he would, ladies!!!!

is solo poly a real thing or is it an experiment to test my empathy for people who get no bitches