Julia Longpre
@juliamarblefaun
Followers
2,883
Following
1,490
Media
3,838
Statuses
60,306
Unhealthy obsession with Van RE and a potty mouth. NOT a realtor because that would imply I like people.
Fairview, Vancouver
Joined August 2015
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Venezuela
• 433997 Tweets
#THEMUSICDAY
• 253611 Tweets
期日前投票
• 148642 Tweets
#TMD2024
• 133926 Tweets
BAMBAM HOST IN ROUND24
• 85149 Tweets
選挙妨害
• 61452 Tweets
ボボステ
• 53019 Tweets
#胸を動かすJO1のSuperCali
• 31320 Tweets
श्यामा प्रसाद मुखर्जी
• 28906 Tweets
ボーボボ
• 24559 Tweets
スパカリ
• 23020 Tweets
HBD POOH IN NANNING
• 19508 Tweets
東海道新幹線
• 15062 Tweets
ゲリラ豪雨
• 14470 Tweets
どらほー
• 14366 Tweets
運転再開
• 14358 Tweets
リンドール
• 13998 Tweets
احمد رفعت
• 13025 Tweets
カミナリ
• 10233 Tweets
Pinned Tweet
If you want to know how shitty
@CityofVancouver
and its
#CityPlanners
are, consider this…
they built a new neighbourhood and in a span of FIFTEEN FUCKING BLOCKS they didn’t put a SINGLE GROCERY, CONVENIENCE STORE OR CAFE.
#EpicFail
#VanRE
120
70
680
@JodorowskysD
@1AbbyRoad
They’re ALL knockoffs. Without designers to copy there would be no Zara.
7
14
2K
@benyahr
@RexChapman
I LOATHE space exploration.
What a fucking joke when people are barely surviving through no fault of their own.
Invest in people, education, transit, infrastructure...not this BS.
139
75
1K
@thetruthsucks12
Wild. 🙄 Men have been doing this at Wreck Beach for years.
Just more racist clickbait.
31
13
522
@baratereza
@vickiejomorris
Imagine the people in the developing countries who have done nothing to contribute to it but will suffer the most.
4
17
369
Today, the CHEAPEST house in Vancouver is $1.3 MILLION.
68% of 2 BDRM condos are over $1 MILLION dollars. 🤯
And what is
@jjhorgan
doing about it?
What is
@JustinTrudeau
doing?
And WHY AREN’T WE RIOTING??
#vanre
90
36
362
OMFG. 😳😳😳
Saw this today on a bike ride.
And anyone defending or liking this - GTFO 😊
#VanRE
55
10
286
In other news today...
63% of 2 bdrm condos in
#vanre
are over a MILLION
83% of townhouses are over a MILLION
87% of houses are over $1.5 MILLION
100% are
#overpriced
#BePatient
35
36
246
Nothing says $2 million dollars like a fucking chain link fence. 🙄
Vancouver, where dreams go to die.
#vanresucks
#vanre
32
19
229
Sorry..is this taken from inside the realtor’s car??
Just when you thought realtors could not get any lazier or more overpaid…🤦🏽♀️
#VanRE
37
10
217
@dave_pasin
@TransLink
You and your awful, heartless takes. 🙄
I take transit daily and this has been allowed forever, as it should be (this is an EXTREME example).
Transit is for everyone and what other option do they have?
Also, the driver only lets them on IF there is room.
6
3
207
@BrentToderian
Drivers talk like not owning a car would be the worst,
yet all they do is complain about parking, gas and traffic.
🙄
5
19
178
Fave listing today. You could have THIS or a castle in Europe, a luxury condo in NYC…
But yeah, its bc Vancouver is SUCH a GREAT place to live. So much better than Europe or NY. 🙄
#IHateItHere
#VanRE
36
27
167
Literal shack for $1.7 MILLION
3563 E 25th Ave- 2 bdrm/1 ba 628 sq ft 😑
And I swear if one person says “It’s the land” I’ll fucking lose it.
#VanRE
104
12
168
@paz_marceliano
@wessiedutoit
In a gallery context i think many would still be surprised and uncomfortable.
4
0
142
Am I alone in the joy I’m getting from all these rich people trying to unload their overpriced homes??
And who’s gonna buy them all?
5️⃣0️⃣1️⃣ listings over $4 million dollars…🤣🤣
#GoodLuck
#Bagholders
#VanRE
38
8
135
@StephenPunwasi
@AOC
Isn’t this normal price?
Like everything else, you get what you pay for.
Cheap prices come with slavery and the potential for death.
We know what people choose.
1
2
131
So many “investors” are gonna get wrecked and I can’t wait.
Especially those who bought new builds, presales.
No one wants your overpriced shitty shoebox now.
#VanRE
#bagholders
26
6
126
Wow. 😳
Got my new pre-approval from mortgage broker.
5 YR. FIXED
In September, they said property could be $950k.
Today…$600k.
🥴
#VanRE
28
8
127
@stephenfry
Religious people are oblivious to sex, it seems.
Giant church billboard here in Vancouver:
GOD’S FAVOURITE WORD IS COME.
7
0
110
@Mistress_Raven_
@NFWMBBY_
@remmingtonYar
@samantha_cima
And awful as partners. That’s why I cringe when I hear about people marrying police officers, firefighters.
2
0
101
@junker_jo
So the “new” thing about it is the translucency? Jelly like?
Because the end product has existed for decades.
The look is window dressing.
10
0
112
@CitizenWR
@BillTzamaras
I always have sparkling wine on hand. You’ll never know when you might have to toast an evil person’s demise. So many to choose from!
4
2
99
2 renters and an
#airbnb
suite to help pay a $2700
#mortgage
in some shit town. And she’s an agent.
And the story is TD. 🤦🏽♀️
#drankthekoolaid
#realestate
TD Bank charges $30,000 mortgage penalty to woman forced to sell home due to pandemic
17
16
101
Good Morning!!
I got the job!!
🍾🍾🍾🍾
Joining the $100k family income club!!
🥳🥳🥳
14
0
98
2
0
102
@nytimes
Another glaring example of how climate change mainly affects the poor.
The rich in their penthouses watched the rain with a glass of barolo in hand.
3
2
99
@jodikantor
@Frank_McG
Read this morning.
He says in the article “you’re forcing me out of my home!”
Pretty fucking mild compared to what he did.
Too bad he got to live to 95 for justice to be served.
1
3
93
Sometimes there’s a business closure everyone can get behind. 😊
Empty and all signage gone when I went by today.
#VanRE
14
8
98
Hot take.
#MexicoCity
is gritty Paris.
Greener, better food, cheaper everything, nicer people.
17
2
97
@maybeagnes
Imagine an empty house with just the bare necessities.
And how much better you’d feel.
19
3
95
HOLEEE FUCCK WHAT IS IT??
And it gets better!…$8.28 MILLION. 🤣🤣🤣
Legit cannot make this shit up.
#VanRe
70
6
98
No fucking words for this BS.
So many are gonna lose money on condos.
Nothing on bcassessment but no way it’s near $2mill for this shit. 😠
#vanre
#houseofcards
16
5
93
That’s 4 empty stores in a row, and with 1 other empty store-50% of the block.
Landlords DGAF. People blame
@CityofVancouver
but why wouldn’t landlords be dropping prices with vacancies of a yr or more?
#GreedIsGross
#retail
#CommercialRealEstate
37
8
95
After reading
@OneCityVan
wants apartments in Shaughnessy I know who I’m voting for.
I live next to it, spend time walking and biking there, and this is something I thought was a pipe dream for when I was dead.
LET’S GO!!
#HousingCrisis
4
7
92
#VanRE
inventory is the highest in almost 3 years.
Cracked 3700 today. 🎉🎉🎉
And low sales. You know what that means.
17
6
90
@mnolangray
Not retail, sorry, but for the love of god
let REALTORS not exist in 15 yrs.
Most overpaid, useless “professionals”.
The only thing anyone needs from them is the document signing.
Ripe for disruption.
12
1
84
When you dream of a $2 million dollar home this is what you envision, right??
AND it’s in Shitsville (almost Burnaby, near the Fraser River)!!
#VanRE
30
4
87
@emilykmay
This is not gonna stop so if the child is scared, its a good learning opportunity on costumes, pretend.
Parents’ responses are most important in all situations. They’re controllable. The world isnt.
4
0
81
@YouMeAndCheree
@magnificentMerl
This can be a really gross way to justify A LOT of shitty behaviour.
0
5
82
Bank employee at my stepdad’s credit union in Chwk was visibly upset. When asked why said people are trying to hand in keys and young families who bought during covid can’t make payments.
Said the only people ok are the ones who downsized from the city.
#inflation
#VanRE
19
14
80
@sportyspices
@doinkpatrol
@TheEpicDept
“Little to no evidence” of spread that way according to the NYT.
1
0
76
And bragging about being greedy. 🤮
#VanRE
Rented this 500ft 1 bed for $2,350 in a Vancouver suburb.
Could have let it go for $2,000 but why not get a few more bucks?
59
2
16
16
3
77
I’ve had this BS said to me COUNTLESS times. It is the go to assumption if s/one is pissed about
#VanRE
. The implied insult is you don’t own LOL. Like it’s a personal failing in a city where a cheap 1 bdrm is HALF A MILLION and timing has fucked generations. Gross
@jesse_kleine
28
5
80
@Laura_J_Writes
@bananapeele
Nope. We’re all laughing our asses off at this ridic rich people BS.
0
0
75
61% of 2 bdrm condos have been up 30+ days.
Condos in my building usually sell in 2 wks. 1 bdrm on day 43.
72% of houses listed 30+ days. See some of the cheapest below.
The ONLY way any of these move is with more reductions.
Get ready.
#VanRE
12
7
76
@Molson_Hart
Does calling society’s most vulnerable “disgusting and dangerous” make u feel like a man blue check??
15
2
75
Looked into the sad 🌎 of Craigslist rentals.
Cursory search found 1 where renter wasn’t allowed to use the front or backyard (even prisoners get time in the yard) and 1 charging $100 extra for a baby.
55%+ of Vancouverites are subjected to this BS. 😡
#HousingCrisis
#VanRE
11
10
73
@nytimes
This business deserves to be forced to close.
Disgusting way to treat anyone, let alone a former employee.
1
0
67
This might be a dumb question
but when do we start asking WHY people are paying $3 mill for an east van house.
Or $925k for a 2bd/1ba 800 sq ft east side condo. 🤯
They realize this is REAL MONEY and they have to PAY IT BACK, right?
I just can’t fathom this idiocy.
#vanre
19
2
69
Folks, we have a
#bagholder
!
Of course the listing says “Don’t miss out on this investment opportunity.” 😆
Which translates to I FUCKED UP AND NEED OUT ASAP!
Can’t wait to see what this gem sells for.
Guesses?
#VanRE
#FONGO
19
6
65
@OgLakyn
@KaylaAncrum
None taken.
You’re talking sustainability, but shop at Zara, and don’t thrift shop. Buying new sustainable clothes is an oxymoron 90% of the time.
And most people couldn’t be bothered or afford them.
So...🤷🏽♀️
0
0
65
Merry Christmas Everyone!
Props to Sutton for making the much maligned Vancouver Special in gingerbread! ( @ the Hyatt )
#vanre
5
6
63
30% of the homes listed today are over $5 million.
Seems like a lot of “luxury” home owners are about to realize how illiquid
#VanRE
is.
12
5
62
You know all those sales realtors are going on about?
Yeah, they’re people G’ingTFO.
18 sales today, 8 losses…😳 NEVER seen that before.
#VanRE
#bagholders
16
8
65
Claimed less than $10k income. Owns $20 million dollar home which I’ve featured before.
THIS is why people are mad at overseas $$$. 😡
#VanRE
13
11
63
@WiHLSilentH
@SureAsMel
@underthenettle
@Airbnb
Pretty sure their profits are dropping FAST.
People aren’t booking as reported on twitter, and know how shitty they have become.
1
0
60
Anyone else watching
#VanRE
noticing a lot of old time owners unloading their condos?
Realizing they better get out while the gettin’s good bc these prices aren’t coming back.
8
0
63
No one can deny unions are a good thing. They created the middle class. BUT when they get greedy they make all unions look bad.
Transit supervisors making $100k don’t deserve a 20-25% increase. And screwing squeezed transit users isn’t a winning strategy.
#BusStrike
@TransLink
14
6
59
Lucky for sellers
#VanRE
buyers have NO idea what anything is actually worth anymore.
People paying close to a million for leaky condos, awful layouts, no dining rooms, offices for bedrooms, updates needed…🤦🏽♀️
And house poor on top of it all.
#Fucked
#HousingCrisis
13
5
61
@OgLakyn
@KaylaAncrum
I only shop thrift stores and have for years.
Find the ones in the richest neighbourhoods. And go as often as you can.
Also take your old clothes to a consignment stores and make money from your thrift finds. It makes clothes FREE!
3
0
58
I got 7 property updates on condos, houses I’m watching…
1 sold (below ask)
2 expired
4 price drops
If you’re wondering how sales are going. 😑
#VanRE
9
0
60
Something absolutely having a chilling effect on condos is maintenance fees. $500 isn’t high anymore. Even low rise buildings are over $600 and contingencies are still under funded. Sellers have to drop their prices when maintenance fees are close to a mortgage payment.
#VanRE
11
3
59