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it’s finally here. the thing you never asked for nor want. a permanent reading thread 👇🏻🧵
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you really do have to wonder why there hasn’t been a single photo of her for two months when they let this fly
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what if you were jake gyllenhaal and you wanted to go to heaven but god said nah remember when you missed taylor swift’s 21st birthday party
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a type of bird that is known for having lesbian relationships
If I had a nickel for every time Taylor Swift referenced a type of bird that is known for having lesbian relationships I’d have 2 nickels—which isn’t a lot but it sure is weird it happened twice!
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lana del rey just said “isn’t it cool that we’re playing on a full moon tonight” and everyone turned around to look at the moon and it was not full at all
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this is the one that has truly left me in complete shambles. as i stair from my math class
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there has to be a diagnosis for this
Tiff is a genius for finding this connection! And the double sided tape combined with the comment about “let me be clear”. Gagged 🫠
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these dudes have nothing on hiram lodge
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we have officially entered the new testament of the eras tour
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we’re back. i can feel ticket prices dropping
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evermore fought back
🚨| Taylor Swift's cape falling and coming off while performing "willow"!
#LisbonTSTheErasTour
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i don’t care if she gets dragged right now. we need to thin the crowd. i was put in a queue on store dot taylor swift dot com. it’s not holy
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when you work security at the eras tour they make you sign an agreement that you will take a bullet for taylor swift if necessary
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you booed. and you hissed
i will make my statement now. the majority of the tortured poets department will be about matty healy. thank you for your time.
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travis kelce it seems i’ve grown quite fond of you though there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom i once picked apples with in papa’s orchard
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some of you need to remember that this was her idea of an unbeatable easter egg
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something…….something. about red as an album. makes people want to execute taylor swift in the town square. and for as long as i live i will never fully understand it
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every day of my fucking life in 2012 i spent hours on the internet fighting for taylor swift’s life and you’re asking if this is an edit. as if this day didn’t change the trajectory of my life
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some of y’all hate(d) this love. DO NOT THINK I FORGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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if you’re in line for charles melton oscar award STAY IN LINE!
Charles Melton did not receive a nomination for Best Supporting Actor at the 2024 SAG Awards.
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this was every monologue matthew mcconaughey delivered in true detective
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you can really tell who sits down at night and streams
The New York Jets football team name their favorite Taylor Swift songs in a brand new Tik Tok. Check it out!
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just walked right by phoebe bridgers and paul mescal on the street. we passed so closely i could smell her perfume. don’t text.
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sorry to the other people releasing music this year. imagine gearing up for your album release and awards season and fucking ABBA comes back
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once again. every tongue that rises against taylor swift shall fall. it is not always immediate, but it is always inevitable.
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joe goldberg be like *builds a cage for people* *puts a person in it* oh shit what the fuck am i gonna do with this person in my person cage
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then you know what. i’m thankful for the grammys. if i woke up on a wednesday morning to this i would have had to call out sick.
💬 | Taylor Swift on her plan to announce
#THETORTUREDPOETSDEPARTMENT
“I had this plan in my head … if I'm lucky enough to get up there and win one thing tonight, I'm just gonna do it. I'm just gonna announce my new album. My backup plan was I was gonna do it tonight in Tokyo!”
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they did this for ChaseDreams too
Post Malone reveals that Beyoncé sent him the track ‘LEVII'S JEANS’ through one of her representatives directly to his personal compound in Utah to ensure no leaks.
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i miss when people made fun of me in middle school for listening to speak now
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they beefed almost exclusively with one teen, hiram lodge had every teenager in the entire TOWN on his hit list
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everything i know about joe alwyn i have learned against my will
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i genuinely like all 31 songs but i am crying laughing at this
Taylor Swift: I’m going to off myself and I’m an alcoholic
Jack Antonoff:
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taylor swift is not trying to take on politics or fake news she is criticizing the entertainment media which has defamed her for years
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true love really does exist if they met lookin like this
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i have a serious problem with the way jack antonoff’s production is spoken about in a way that removes any and all agency the female artists he works with enact in their art
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these fatal fantasies giving way to labored breath taking all of me we’ve already done it in my head
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said i’m fine but it wasn’t true i don’t wanna keep secrets just to keep you
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how it feels going from loml into i can do it with a broken heart
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you’re laughing we worked eras tour gillette night 3 because we couldn’t get tickets and you’re laughing
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you know what, yeah. one direction should have played coachella.
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if i were the publicist for literally any musical artist the first thing i would ask them is are you a swifite. if the answer was no their
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rule would be that they were not allowed to bring up taylor swift in any interview or context whatsoever
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so funny to me that in 2014 we would all log onto tumblr and just be like Taylor i want to kill myself.
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taylor took that republican coin for the rep tour and then told them to get lost and stay lost. that’s my woman.
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taylor has risen to a level of fame where her real fans and her genuinely fake fans have become publicly inseparable from each other and seemingly, as a result, she is sacrificing the real ones to keep the masses and behave however she’d like
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the empty seat is for hillary clinton
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i literally feel like i need a full research team dedicated to investigating this problem because i frankly cannot believe it’s happening again in the year 2021. what are you so mad about? is it so aggravating to you that a young woman felt so much and said it all so astutely?
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today i am choosing to remember that stephen sondheim left be more chill at intermission
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these were a couple of our shirt numbers NOT JOKING. LIKE A TRULY, DEEPLY UNSERIOUS NIGHT
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this album’s closest relation is speak now. but y’all don’t want to hear that
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where is mermaid swift these days. has she lived to see the fruits of her labor.
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anyway swifties. we are all glad taylor spoke out and so unequivocally but let’s remember that speaking up and out rn and supporting those who are is basic human decency, and don’t let your praise for taylor overshadow the actual issue she was speaking to.
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it’s literally embarrassing to call myself a swiftie now. not because i’m actually embarrassed Of it, but because “swiftie” in the public eye is something completely divorced from what i was from 2006-2022 and it’s impossible — IMPOSSIBLE — to describe that to outsiders
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that one man said cardigan with no hesitation and such confidence
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unfortunately it would make an incredible about of sense to announce rep tv on the anniversary of her masters being sold and then dive headfirst into clara bow .
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are you uncomfortable that she just bared it all? that she didn’t try for morality but just for feeling? what is the PROBLEM?
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processing the prophecy is the worst thing i’ve ever allowed myself to do
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and i know you wouldn’t have told nobody if i died for you. …… …………but i would die for you in secret
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“she can’t ignore her boyfriend’s best friend” every single second of every single day everywhere around the world there is some girl ignoring her boyfriend’s best friend who she shouldn’t like
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swifties are all back to tweeting like your unemployed friend on a tuesday
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it’s objectively funny that taylor swift sat down and wrote a song that includes telling her situationship he should go to jail
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what happened to all those viral tweets championing women for killing their rapists? what happened to saying all women in jail for fighting back against their abusers should be freed?
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glen powell, you had charmed me already, long before today. but now i am humbly requesting a ring on my finger, bestowed upon me by you.
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the problem with taylor’s silence in moments like this has never been that she’s not a politician and/or is just a pop star, it’s that she’s willingly positioned herself again and again as someone who wants to speak up and out when it matters, and then just doesn’t
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you’re trying to convince me that taylor alison swift is flying frontier
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there are zero reasons to stick by brittany mahomes of all people. this is what is genuinely baffling to me. there’s no reason. the only power this woman holds is to impact taylor’s career further by sticking around. dumbfounding move, genuinely.
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none of these other girls can come even marginally close to evoking the same feeling that “and i couldn’t be sure / i had a feeling so peculiar / that this pain would be for evermore” does
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“she’s talking to olivia rodrigo at the end of clara bow” she is talking to the legions of girls she raised. NEXT
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@AstoundingSwift
i have fallen victim to so many swiftie conspiracy theories but we have got to remember she is just not as subtle as she thinks she is
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i will not be attending lover fest but instead i will be inviting you all to my home where you can watch me perform the entirety of lover instead. i am going to wash taylor swift
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can someone please for the love of fucking god explain how i landed in this timeline
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thought of calling ya……..but you won’t pick up……….another fortnight lost in america
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especially when, at this point, it’s well documented that so many of these female artists are working with him specifically because he allows them control
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i get it like stuff sounds similar you can criticize that you can point to the monopoly he seems to have on the alt pop girls but you shouldn’t do it in a way that makes those women seem like they don’t have authority over their creative processes
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no one:
jack antonoff: so what if right here you talked about how all your heroes failed you
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what's wrong babe you've barely touched your potential even though all your elementary teachers really liked you and said you were gifted and that you were going to do great things
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friends break up friends get married. every day i am learning this
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i don’t think loverfest was going to be real. they had a stage design and a dream
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“how long could we be a sad song” vs. taylor saying they loved sad songs and making them together……..
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we tell speak now stans to shrink themselves. we say you can have enchanted, but never haunted.
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we must apply this thinking to reviews for most things. walk with me
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these are the things that grind my gears about new age swifties because i connected to taylor through the music first and then discovered who she is as a person after. new age swifties are doing this backwards, and it’s leading to This, and it’s SAD!
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some of us were there on april 17
nothing compares to the feeling of waking up at 7 am on april 19 and listening to this intro for the very first time
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schitt’s creek really is that good y’all are just mad.............
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