Jon Warburton.
@jon_warburton
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cult classic not bestseller.
London, England
Joined September 2011
The xG nerds will never get to witness how between February and May every single year Wigan Athletic turned into a mixture of Barcelona, Bayern and Real Madrid just so they could finish 17th on goal difference.
😎 Now everyone’s had their turn, it’s time for the real #Barclaysmen to stand up. Wigan Athletic X Franz Ferdinand 🎵. #wafc 🔵⚪️
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lol just found out the guy who organised our 7 a side game was charging us all 10 quid (130 quid total) for a pitch that cost 58 quid to rent.
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At what point is somebody just going to point out he’s on a tour of famous vineyards.
🚨 Andy Carroll will leave Amiens to sign for Bordeaux in the fourth tier of French football. 🤯💙🤍. (Source: @RMCsport)
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Incredible turnaround from this guy. 12 years ago he was murdered in cold blood by Walter White and now he’s led Hungary to the knockout stages.
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Luis Diaz scored in 3 consecutive games but over in the midlands David Coote was enjoying another form of Columbia’s finest.
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Andrew Lloyd Webber once took a first class flight from America to England so he could vote AGAINST tax credits for the poorest in British Society. Self serving tory.
"I farm just under 5,000 acres myself,". Says multi-multimillionaire Lord Lloyd Webber, whose descendants will now presumably have to pay inheritance tax on it. The "ordinary farmers" are really out in force huh.
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John McGinn has a better chance of getting into Berghain than the German penalty area.
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That’s a bloody outrage! He’s gonna take it all the way to the prime ministah!.
😳🇦🇺 Ange Postecoglou was not happy with a fan who made a comment during the game vs Man City. (@Spurserk)
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Played footy in Islington earlier. Mightve given away a corner but it was too hard to tell (couldve been the other persons shin) so they gave a goal kick. I tried laughing it off, said something about going to VAR. Other guy runs in front of me, says “let’s go to HONESTY”.
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Siri, show me the worst thing that has and will ever happen.
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Marques on his way to the Mac store
Last video I did something pretty stupid. You might've already seen it, but maybe not so I'll address it here. There was a clip with the action cam of me test driving a car and going way to fast. Absolutely inexcusable and dangerous. I've since cut it out of the video with.
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@sophiefernley somebody said they've failed at the first job they had out of a forty-three grand a term school and my head fell off.
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guy looks like he’s just lead Bologna to the coppa Italia quarter finals
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(A) from here.
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Gregg Wallace being forced to spend time with his son on a workday.
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@queersluvhobi I think there process for writing dialogue for someone from London was just adding "Mate" onto the end of every third line he has haha.
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Just used a friends absolute lack of football knowledge to set myself up for this tap-in.
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@harrisonjbrock well said. I hope we are getting close to the influencer bubble bursting. I really do. In terms of modern life I think Influencer Culture is the most toxic and vapid thing social media has given to the world.
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@Cobratate She's with you because you've got money. The fact you're in the same room and she's more interested in her phone tho 😂😂😂.
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He’s already got 600 goals that nobody saw or remembers.
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Singer Lewis Capaldi gives surprise performance on British Airways flight
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@jimmymacmusic He turned up once there was no PA there. He just belted it out and said microphones are for wimps.
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Manchester City 0 Burnley 1 (Taylor Harwood-Bellis 90+6).
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@roobsleiser Once somebody came into the bar where I worked for a job interview and I had to go get the manager from her office to interview her. On the way I got asked about something and completely forgot to go get her. 45 minutes later I spotted the person still waiting for her interview.
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I haven’t seen Blackburn fans this happy since they discovered fire three years ago.
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@jay_laout every time I see this I CANNOT believe that it went through a producer, a director, a vision mixer and then two presenters and nobody thought "hang on a minute. ".
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Looks like the start of a @TomLawrinson sketch.
Gaddafi's grandson posted a picture with gaddafi's green book.This clearly means libya will be stable soon trust me on this
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@tommybc96 True. A lot of people claim it was the draw with Everton but it was the loss to Wigan and losing at the Etihad to city that did it I think.
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@BeardedGenius I once found a chocolate bar in my living room. I didn't celebrate because it was my old Club.
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This is what I imagine every single Mundial writer looks like.
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@pulpy_fiction London is like “I’m going out for a long walk, does anyone wanna sublet my place”.
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@bedtimebbq @ShaunlfcT @WHUTaylor__ this. We were all over them even after we scored. We should have gone for the kill.
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@ellorysmith I posted the song "Days" by The Kinks because my dad chose to play it at my grandads funeral and somebody I went Uni with popped up with "YEAH BUT THE BEACH BOYS WERE SO MUCH BETTER".
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@AdamClery I'd say its up there for with Trippiers free kick but for me the best england goal of all time will always be Beckhams free kick vs Greece.
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@LDLDN @MatthewStiles2 @dwright75 Somebody who works for The S*n trying to talk to anybody about ethical standards. The audacity.
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DJing at the world famous Shacklewell Arms this Thursday, at this synthpop/industrial/cold wave night. doing an OST only set. come meet the man behind the tweets whilst listening to the Long Good Friday theme tune.
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CEX offender.
@MichaelvdGalien @elonmusk @SawyerMerritt @Nigel_Farage Are you a paedophile or do you just like the look?
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hahahaha Hannibal walking off past the leeds fans like that. Lifetime contract immediately.
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When you've got Question Time at 8.00 but you've got to circumnavigate the world in a hot air balloon in 80 days at 9.00 #questiontime
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Had this Mickaël Malsa 40-yard chance gone in, it would have been goal of the season. Easy 😱
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@HamillHimself we'll just make our own Futurama. with blackjack! and hookers! Actually. forget the Futurama!.
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@SamLee I'm a Burnley fan and I am absolutely appalled at this. I feel ashamed to be associated with Burnley tonight.
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Ooh look at me I’m Real Madrid and I win the champions league all the time. Grow up.
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@thatbilloakley Well I live in the borough of Queens and I've never heard of a transformer explosion.
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Just went to get a pint at Turf Moor and Kevin Friend booked me.
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Has there ever been a footballer who looked more like an F1 driver than Bayer Leverkusens Julian Baumgartlinger?
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@alexeptable careful they might decide to take a 45 minute bus ride to one of their 2 underground stations and pay you a visit in North London after spending 58 minutes on the tube.
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Football shirts that the players wear aren't the same as the ones you buy in shops.
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Look, all I’m saying is Atlético never scored 7 goals against Real Madrid BEFORE signing Kieran Trippier.
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@JonnyGabriel "There are some people from FFP here. they want to discuss some irregularities in our transfer spending and links with other Red Bull clubs. " ."I see. could you give them a sugar free Red Bull please Stephanie. "
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@MundialMag one of the little things I always liked about Xavi and Iniesta is how they swapped numbers when playing for Spain. (Xavi wore 8, Iniestas number at Barca and vice versa) <3.
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As always:. Don't buy The S*n .Don't read The S*n .Don't click on The S*n ads.Don't navigate to The S*n website.Don't work for The S*n . Above all else though. Fuck The S*n . #dontbuythesun .#boycottthesun .#benstokes.#jft96.
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"That rock 'n'roll, eh? That rock'n'roll, it just won't go away. It might hibernate from time to time, and sink back into the swamp. I think the cyclical nature of the universe in which it exists demands it adheres to some of its rules".
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@graceblenk Nearly moved in with a Goldsmiths in a flat in Hsckney. Rent was like 1000pcm. I was confused how she afforded it then I googled her name and her dad had made here MD of his biotech firm. At 21.
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