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Hello. This year I'm going to be attempting a FIFTH (!!!) Great North Run to try and raise money for Mind. They provide vital mental health services in the UK and if you've got a spare fiver to donate I can personally vouch for how important they are
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Lunchtime meal deals in the UK still universally £3 despite the soaring cost of absolutely everything. Every supermarket in the country waiting for one of them to blink and bump it to £4. The real cold war, this.
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Everton fans raising over 40 grand, getting 35,000 people organised for a protest, and creating a bear pit atmosphere only to get the goal of the season dropped in them in about 150 seconds. Barclays.
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If you’d told me a few years ago that in 2024 I’d be sat watching a game where Joselu’s been subbed on to stop Eric Dier getting to a cup final I’d honestly have assumed it was the Johnstone’s Paint Trophy
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Euros so far be a total reaffirmation of why you love football. All the little passing nerds getting steamrollered, loads of late drama, grown men crying, and like half the goals being full-on shitpingers from 30 yards. I’m in love here, honestly 🥹
#EURO2024
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Shoutout to whichever stone cold legend at Newcastle Primark has accidentally left a load of Greggs in the window display…
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Very excited to hear what Sky pundits… [checks notes]… Roy Keane, Wayne Rooney, and Andy Cole make of this
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Really enjoying Rio Ferdinand and Robbie Savage yelping “Man United can get a winner!! Let’s will it in! Let’s will it in!” here.
Definitely feels like I’m watching a professional tv broadcast and not at all like I’m sat behind some 5-year-olds on a bus.
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Why've they set this shot up like it's a cut away from The Office?
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Tottenham fan on talksport has just called in to say "we're all going to die".
So they're taking that well.
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Someone got my card details over the bank holiday weekend and has almost cleaned me out solely on Jacamo purchases. Should obvs be freaking out a bit but no, fair play, very funny.
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So proud to announce that, after months of work behind the scenes, we’ve now taken over all 10,000+ sq ft of Jam Jar Studios to make it the new home for every single one of our channels.
Ladies and Gentlemen, please say hello to WhatCulture Studios ✨
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Well, after nearly 8 years at WhatCulture it’s time for a new adventure.
I’m joining the incredible team at
@FourFourTwo
to try and add some video to what’s already the world’s biggest football magazine. I am, frankly, beside myself with joy (and nerves!!). Stay tuned 🎥⚽️
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Why’s he on facetime to his mam 😭😭😭
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The Lewis Dunk over Jarrad Branthwaite one is melting my head as well. You always think the shiny new player is better than the one who's been around a while, but I can't recall Dunk ever once looking comfortable in that England team.
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At some point next season Newcastle could well start with Bruno, Tonali, and Longstaff in midfield. Which is the Rio de Janeiro / Milan / North Shields trifecta I’ve spent my whole life dreaming of.
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Been thinking about this. If I was Johnny Tesco I’d be straight on the blower to Asda and that agreeing to just whack it up to a fiver at the same time. The fuck are we going to do, make a packed lunch? Hard pass.
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Really hope there's a few minutes on Match of the Day tonight dedicated to that ballboy refusing to give up his stool so Kudus could do his little celebration. A hero imo.
#NUFC
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You: “The North East has no culture”
Me: “Have you not seen the video of armed pedo-hunters doing donuts in a hearse the middle of a football match or…?”
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Finally managed to get a picture of the new WhatCulture HQ without a massive crane or torrential rain ruining the shot.
A madness, this. A labyrinthian, well-carpeted, madness.
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Man City in the League Cup...
PSG, Dortmund, and Milan in the Champions League...
Newcastle somehow going to draw 1970s Brazil in the FA Cup at this rate.
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Newcastle there, ending a 4-1 win against Chelsea with Paul Dummett, Matt Ritchie, and 3 lads who weren’t even born when the PS3 came out
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Happy birthday to the man who proves that the biggest muscle in the human body is, in fact, the heart
@SimonMiller316
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Genuinely astonishing ignorance. The final of the Jungle World Cup was literally broadcast on tele in the UK.
@AdamClery
I just don't think wild animals have the tactical discipline, not to mention the basic skills, to function appropriately as a professional football team.
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8 months ago I set up a subbuteo table in my flat to try and relaunch a dead YouTube channel. I had no idea what I was doing, and the video got 800 views.
This week we hit 9,000,000 views and published our talk with the manager currently top of the Premier League.
Mad.
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Nice relaxed week for Newcastle fans...
Monday - Joelinton "out for the season"
Tuesday - Chairman sued for doing Bin Salman's dirty work
Wednesday - Bruno wants to leave "soon"
Thursday - Joelinton "played his last game"
Friday - Bayern in for Trippier
It's never dull
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Last thing I'll say on this (maybe) but absolutely baffled by the comments that Newcastle shouldn't have been "going for it" here.
10 minutes left and you're one goal away from advancing in the Champions League? This isn't naivety, it's ambition imo
#NUFC
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Why the BBC haven’t cut back to the studio is beyond me. That a director is currently in a truck somewhere jumping between shots of a man being given CPR and fans crying is just inhuman. I’m lost for words here.
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Havrey Barnes is now just 1 goal away from equalling Allan Saint-Maximin's best ever goalscoring return for Newcastle, despite only starting 2 (!!!) games.
That's no shade on Maxi - a very different player in a very different team - but shows why the club made that move
#NUFC
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Counter-point: Manchester City need to *fuck off*
Manchester City need to sign Bruno Guimaraes to reduce Rodri's workload 🦾
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I find Jamie Carragher - and I mean this earnestly - *adorable* when he gets to commentate on Liverpool games.
They never actually commit a foul, everyone’s “clearly onside, yeah”, and it’s always “only a matter of time” before “That Man!”™ does something.
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In the last 3 months Newcastle have played Man City and Arsenal once, and Man United, Chelsea, Milan, Dortmund, and PSG twice.
Their record is won 6, drawn 3, lost 3, scoring 19 goals and only conceding 10.
That's a ludicrous run of games, but a really good record in them
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Shoutout to this table of lads trying to bounce back from being sick on the floor with… a round of shots.
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Sorry if you’ve tried to message me today, been incredibly busy being ✨ this fucking cute ✨
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Please remember it's not just people who are at risk in this heat, goths are as well. If you see one that's struggling move it into the shade and mix a spoonful of water with a can of monster energy for it to drink.
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I’m not saying it’s his fault, but England have stuck Kobee Mainoo in midfield and all of a sudden they have that same yawning chasm in front of the defence Man United had…
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If he's not "just picking his favourites" and the system isn't "really defensive!!!" what other completely made-up reason will your boyfriend have for hating Southgate this summer??
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Harry Kane becomes the first English footballer to score past Donnarumma since Sean Longstaff…
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hahaha remember last night when it just went pitch black at like 4pm hahaha so glad that's over with and won't happen again every night for like 5 months hahahaha i am fine haha
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Thank you all for all the Happy Birthday messages everyone. Kept it low-key this year as the world’s still pretty weird but really felt the love regardless 💛🍕🥳
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Incredible scenes at St James Park here as the new ticket gates don’t scan properly, the bars can’t accept card payments, and none of the hired-in agency staff have had any training on either.
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Missed this yesterday but imagine making your entire personality a culture war grift about women not understanding football, then coming on the internet and saying with your whole chest that you don't know the difference between an offside and a foul.
I’m not sure how Endo’s block in the League Cup final is ruled out and that goal for Man City isn’t?
Both blocking the defender? 🤷🏼♂️
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“Group of death”
“Zero points”
“You’ll get embarrassed”
Aye, 4th is shite, but we were 45 minutes away from going through to the knockouts of the Champions League at the expense of PSG and Milan. I’m gutted like, but I’m proud of them
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"you're laughing? some big dude spent nearly a grand of your money on shit clothes and you're laughing?"
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Last week I caught Covid, despite having had both my jabs. Not going to bore you with all the details about the shivering and the sweating and the shaking and the soreness I've currently got, but let's just say that reopening everything in a few days seems... Not Good IMO
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I know this stuff gets snide comments from people outside Newcastle but the last decade+ has been so grim culturally, economically and sportingly. Celebrating some of that finally, and collectively, taking off again is class soz
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So relieved Erkisen’s been stabilized. Shouldn’t need something as shocking as this to encourage you but, for fucks sake, look after your mates. You honestly never know.
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Man United fan in the pub has just said he’d “take the point”
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Happy Birthday to a man who taught me that, in friendship as in life, it’s a marathon not a sprint
@Retr0J
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I’ve no idea what that means tbh but there’s a lot of joy in this picture and I wanted text to fit the vibe.
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NETFLIX FINALLY ADDED THE ONLY MOVIE CATEGORY THAT REALLY MATTERS!
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4 tory prime ministers resigning in disgrace in SIX YEARS?!? Get these absolute freaks out man!!
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I know creators say this all the time but if you’ve ever watched or supported our work then you genuinely made this happen. This is such a ludicrous step forward for a company in the North East, but it wouldn’t have happened without the incredible audience we have worldwide 🖤
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One year ago today, I set up a desk and a filming space in my flat and thought “yeah, that’ll do for a few weeks”...
We didn’t have a fucking clue, did we
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Genuine question, if he’s *that* meticulous then how did Tonali’s gambling issue - which was clearly widespread across the Italian youth players - slip past him?
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Players linked with Newcastle United January 2021 vs Players linked with Newcastle United January 2022
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🚨🌳 Nottingham Forest submit official proposal for Matz Sels — around €6/7m for experienced goalkeeper at Strasbourg.
#NFFC
keep working to find new GK on Deadline Day, next priority after Reyna and Ribeiro deals.
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Minging game and result, that. But I cannot stress enough how easy it is to just put your phone down for the next two days rather than being Very Mad Online over a bad run of form. It’s Christmas man, just enjoy yourself🎄
#NUFC
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In 2012 when The FA launched their whole “England DNA” thing they said it might take a decade for it to bear fruit.
11 years later the Under 21s team has just won the Euros without conceding a single goal
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I haven’t been able to run since getting Covid in July, and losing something I took for granted like that had a real knock on my mental health.
But tonight I finished Week 1 of Couch To 5k, and it’s been amazing for giving me motivation/goals again. Can’t recommend it enough 💛
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Lionel Messi finally ensuring that in the decades to come, everyone who watched him can just say "look young'un, at the end of their careers Messi won the World Cup while Ronaldo was going on Piers Morgan, it wasn't even close"
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Thank you so much to everyone who joined myself and
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for that stream tonight. I'm mentally and physically drained but the whole thing made me feel things I'd forgotten you were supposed to feel. Amazing
#AEWAllOut
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Just another normal day in my very normal job at normal dot com.
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Been told repeatedly that getting married and/or having kids is the greatest joy you can know but I’ve just found a box of choc ices in the freezer and I’m simply not having that it ever gets better than this
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I work with greenscreen on a daily basis and it’s taken me an entire week to realise the BBC studio isn’t actually in Tokyo. My head has fallen off at how good this is.
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Not to be dramatic but is anyone else routinely looking at the Covid numbers and feeling the endless void of intangible dread crushing what little embers of joy remain in their soul?
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Ivory Coast, who sacked their manager because they thought they'd gone out in the groups, only to then qualify, have just scored a 120th-minute winner.
They've played with 10 men for an hour, and Diakite got sent off for his celebration after the goal.
AFCON. Undefeated.
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"The Dutch have Czeched out, Portugal failed their Hazard perception test, and even France have been rolled over by the Swiss..."
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We are genuinely a first night handjob and a penalty shootout from this being the single greatest day in television history
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If you want to know how bad this is, there was just a huge cheer in the pub for the little message saying the Sky Box was about to go into standby mode…
#NUFC
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So, almost word for word, what every single person who wasn’t being a weird little freak said at the time lol
Listen to the full four minute VAR check of Anthony Gordon's controversial goal for Newcastle against Arsenal and PGMOL chief Howard Webb discussing the process of awarding the goal 🔊
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Absolutely fair play to your friend, who is definitely real btw, for getting 4 full days into that and deciding to crank one out. A trooper.
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wow, ok, unfollowing now, was a huge fan of all his cooking, was *not* aware he was actually being controlled by a rat that lives inside his hat
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Sorry but I simply cannot stand Henry The Hoover and his depraved mischievous little face. Every time you clean your house he looks like he’s getting off on it and I want no part of that.
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My toxic trait is answering phones/intercoms/etc to total strangers with "Clery's Pet Crematorium. You kill 'em, we grill 'em." for pretty much the entire last 15 years.
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“Of course I realise now that not all meal deals are £3. Airports, for example, charge more. I’m sincerely sorry to anybody who was hurt by my tweet”
Lunchtime meal deals in the UK still universally £3 despite the soaring cost of absolutely everything. Every supermarket in the country waiting for one of them to blink and bump it to £4. The real cold war, this.
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Not one single word of analysis at half-time there for what Newcastle (however ineffectually) were trying to do in that first half. Just someone who played their entire career at Liverpool telling you how unlucky they'd been not to score.
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Just had to look a stat up for a thing I'm writing and Phil Foden, Antony Gordon, and Cole Palmer have a combined 93 (!!!) goals and assists this season.
Dunno what's more insane. The numbers, or the fact none of them feel like a guaranteed starter for England this summer.
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This is the first time I've been able to look at a screen in like 8 hours so I'll be brief. Get you fucking jabs. Wear your fucking masks. Don't be a dick about it.
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I mentioned having a mortgage on a podcast, and some nerd tweeted me the maths he’d done to prove I could only afford it because I’d been paid by Marvel to say the Avengers films were good.
Retweet this and share some of the dumbest accusations against you on Twitter
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Tonight I finished BoJack Horseman. It’s just the most perfect, perfect TV show.
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getting out the slow cooker is just "putting up the xmas tree" for people who live alone
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Not me, deep into my 30s, awaking from a dream where I got a dog and a cat for Xmas and now already in a huff because today won’t actually be anywhere near that good…
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Just a reminder that the singer from Sum41 is now 41 years old and you’re old as fuck.
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Sorry but I can’t stop thinking about how embarrassing this is
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Happy Christmas legends. Me and my mam are cooking for 7 here and are already over an hour behind on it lol oh well have a good one x
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Just in case you hadn't quite grasped the scale of the budget cuts at the BBC, they've gone from a state-of-the-art photorealistic render of a Japanese skyline (that most people didn't even realise wasn't real) to a Looney Tunes 'outback' picture and floating presenters...
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Sorry I'm 3 days late but it's this
If there were a “Sports Twitter” Hall of Fame, honoring the best sports-related tweets of all time, what would be your nominee?
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