@Celestia_Cedar
Millions of years of evolution has selected that to be the first thing a man thinks. Blame Darwin not my eyes for staring at your tits honey
Just got pulled over leaving the bar and given a 2 minute long red pen moving eyes without moving head test. Passed with flying colors… had maybe 6 VWL and if the bartender wasn’t so pussy-handed I’d be in Jail right now
#freeme
So it seems like everybody wants younger candidates. Why the fuck can’t we have younger candidates? Why are these the only retards able to lead the country? Srs question
@OTD2point0
“Yo T, maybe keep the body talk off Twitter, capisce? But hey, save me a cigar and some of that food. And remember, ducks are good luck. Stay safe, boss. 🦆💯”