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#BlackLivesMatter. attorney. legal, history, and sci-fi nerd. leftist. zendaya lip sync battle truther.
Dallas, TX
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track stars are beautiful and can run very fast. movie stars are beautiful and can’t run very fast. so it’s not the beauty that makes them run fast, but something else entirely.
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“we didn’t have sex before marriage” has never been true for any society at any point in human history.
I know I am 73-years old, but. we didn't have sex before marriage, so therefore, there was no need for all these abortion clinics. We controlled ourselves. Is there some reason the women of "today" can't do the same thing? Truly, just asking. Opinions, appreciated.
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Dune 2 needs to do the same.
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@Shanedriskell genuinely: in what way is this nightmare fuel for either Harris or Walz? you’re just eating a steak, having a beer, and watching TV?.
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unironically yes. this would be an incredible deterrent to cops killing people. as soon as you kill someone, you’re done, can’t ever be a cop again.
UPDATE: The Chief of White Sulphur Springs Police Dept D. S. Teubert spoke with @clevelanddotcom about his decision to hire Timothy Loehman (the man who shot and killed Tamir Rice). Teubert met him through friend in the military and spent a year looking into him.
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@HellenicVibes @_4lex_4 yeah man almost like they vetted “exchange students” before they let them work on it? (every communist spy was American, btw!).
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@HellenicVibes @_4lex_4 well i mean, yeah, one was a worthwhile government project and this is private sector grift. this is and has always been exactly how the private sector works!.
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@Srirachachau “i dislike my beautiful wife’s italian cooking” - statements of the Utterly Deranged.
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@Very__Regular damn. it always seemed like a scam but i didn’t realize it was a scam *on them* shoulda used it.
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@_Zeets the comments are so hilarious. Brits are like “no bruv we don’t need seasoning, just some salt, rosemary, and garlic” . yes. that is called “seasoning”.
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Slow Horses (Apple) is doing it like no one else. incredible spy thriller about MI5 agents who screwed up and got put out to pasture. starring Gary Oldman, Jack Lowden, Kristin Scott Thomas. and they’ve made 4 seasons in less than 2.5 years. outstanding work.
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as a lawyer i desperately need an important-looking case reporter that just says “dog law”.
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@EuphoriTori uh, why was she playing in it? TERFs freak out about “invading women’s spaces”, and yet when a woman invades an *exclusively* trans/NB tournament, it’s our fault? . she 100% joined just so she could get her 15 minutes of right-wing transphobic game
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@LissaJoStewart didn’t know who this was but initially thought emily blunt. i have now been introduced to tree paine and i thank you.
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@EmmaTolkin please. someone explain. i have seen this so many times and i do not understand what’s so funny. i am begging you, please, a crumb of context/explanation.
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jules: “i never said that!”.bler: “i have here a video recording of you saying exactly that followed up with ‘that’s right, i said it!’”.jules:.
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you literally just said the thing that made Republicans famous for going low
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@PoorOldRoloTony she’s 6 years older and like. can u imagine watching her in Bring It On and Spider-man and then 15 years later playing her husband in Fargo so well that she falls in love with you. the dream.
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@admcrlsn serious question: what is your objective in posting this? is it productive? or are you just lashing out against someone who has no power to fight back?. because if you *actually* want to beat Republicans, i really do not understand this approach.
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back in January i bought my wife and i copies of @IwriteOK ‘s After the Revolution as a surprise. well, uh, turns out she did the same
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a temperature scale that ranges from 0–100 and captures the vast majority of all temperatures at every inhabited spot on Earth is far more useful than one that ranges from 0–37.5.
one thing americans genuinely seem not to understand is that celsius, like fahrenheit, makes complete intuitive and bodily sense to people who use that scale.
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@fixyourheartsor it’s like saying “cops aren’t workers” and people being like “oh so you hate the labor movement?” no it’s simply a category error.
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absolutely free palestine but this is transparently and obviously false as the very next tweet shows. the number cited is *only* the total of the atom bombs and three cities. this is a tiny fraction. over 2,000,000 tons of bombs were dropped in WW2. don’t spread bullshit.
They’ve dropped more bombs on Gaza in eight months than the entirety of bombs used in WWII. Extermination isn’t even a strong enough word anymore. It’s annihilation.
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Hatman Hornfuckle.United States Census, 1920.
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@EmmaTolkin ok but apparently if you get pregnant sometimes your fetus basically heals it for you???? one of the more insane things i learned about pregnancy recently!
hey did you know that if you’re pregnant and you get injured, sometimes the foetus sends stem cells over to heal the injury and then you permanently have your kid’s DNA in your body.
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wow. @carriecoon your response?!?.
aunt agnes serving at the met opera, take that, bertha russell
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@Grey_Athena violence in movies ❌.sex on tv ✅.good old fashioned values on which we used to rely ❌.
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@thempspec @sam_d_1995 @mrlevine “my experience is vastly different than your assertion”. the assertion, backed by stats, is bigger cars = more pedestrian deaths. what does this even mean? exactly what kind of “experience” could possibly make this different?.
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this three-hour podcast livestream was the most chaotic thing i’ve ever seen in my life. my partners and i loved it, can we do this once a month @bastardspod @why_sophie_why @IwriteOK ???
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@VishuMudga74942 @angerdumpling @karnapadtahaii important to say: just because cheap labor is available doesn’t mean you have to exploit it! you could simply take care of your own house like a grown ass man!.
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@RottenInDenmark “in part because clinics take their HIPAA obligations seriously”, a concept entirely foreign to Signal.
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@animated_smart @FallenGayms @moultano @pli_cachete @aryehazan @shylockh i guess my biggest question is why you think the blue jump is suspect, but don’t mention this roughly equivalent red jump?
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the unspoken grief of your children being autonomous beings.
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@noahbergmann_ @animated_smart @FallenGayms @moultano @pli_cachete @aryehazan @shylockh yes that’s correct! i’m impressed you can read a graph. what’s your point? that it’s unfair that a democrat-heavy count came in late? should it have come in at another time?.
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@thempspec @sam_d_1995 @mrlevine i’m sorry you lost loved ones. his point is that heavier cars are a *contributing factor*: the heavier a car, the more likely to cause a fatality. technological advancements in braking don’t add weight. but heavier cars take longer to stop; that’s just physics.
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@Xavi_Fafe @_Zeets i think a whole lotta folks are confusing:. (1) seasoning (as defined in pic);.(2) herbs and spices (which are distinct, but irrelevant here);.(3) spiciness (the “heat” of the spices); and. (4) some Brit-invented category of “seasoning” that means only powdered herbs/spices.
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@perdricof just gonna say here, a huge distinction in how gender is enforced:. it’s almost always fine for AFABs to wear “men’s” clothing. it is never, ever, EVER okay for AMABs to wear women’s clothing.
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trans people know one thing about Kamala and it’s that she fought against gender-affirming care as AG. plenty of us were fine to live under the delusion that she had evolved in the issue. and then she just tweeted it out.
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@VeeLibMD @Nationaleague2 @jonfavs “In Bragg's first 15 months on the job, the Manhattan DA's office filed 166 felony counts for falsifying business records against 34 defendants from all walks of life.”. MAGA: well did any of them fit my made-up fact pattern where he is innocent?!?!.
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“how am i supposed to learn from my mistakes?” buddy that’s exactly what is happening. most life lessons are quite painful.
If the words are so meaningless, why would anyone or the school care then?
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@AliceAvizandum “can really handle my shit”, says woman who believed she would be targeted in terror attack at local rat-themed pizza place
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@gloomf1y you are 18, so serious question: where did you learn about sex? did you have a sex ed class in elementary school? or did you have none?.
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@GABAGOOLMODER @PunishedGramsci definitely not a good precedent to set but i’m willing to give it the old college try.
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@animated_smart @FallenGayms @moultano @pli_cachete @aryehazan @shylockh well, no, you can clearly see that the red line bumps up at the exact same time the blue line does? it just means it’s like an 80/20 batch, which is extremely normal for either party in polarized districts!.
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@8lissFullyAware @prewittse @bitcoinand_beef @joni_koskimaa this is just a lie! i’ve had cow steaks within a few hours of slaughter and they look nothing like the steaks on the left! no marbling AT ALL! if you want a lean steak with no fat just buy venison, don’t waste a cow.
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@ratlimit the only solution i have is to just mutter “trans-accepting young earth creationist says what” and then when he says what, accept victory.
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@MediumSizeMeech you can’t just dead-end the convo like that! hell even “not sure! any suggestions?” would be better than this.
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time to inflict maximum possible psychic damage on myself for no measurable benefit.
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The Brutalist is the most interesting movie i’ve seen since The Zone of Interest. i still don’t know what to think. i highly recommend it. weird, but Joe Alwyn kind of makes the movie. he’s the perfect semi-unsettling nepo baby who lays the foundation for the movie.
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@GramsciGordon @rachelmillman @DoomerSkelly13 thank you for actually watching the clip and not relying on one person’s interpretation of it!.
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i’ve been ACAB since the aughts, but the BLM protests in 2020 radicalized me. that those protests—the largest in history—were met by even more money for cops, more qualified immunity, and more killings by cops is one of the bleakest things i’ve seen in my lifetime.
Mapping Police Violence finds more than 1,200 people have been killed by police so far in 2023, surpassing last year’s record for deadly police violence. Police killed more people in America this year than any other year in recent history.
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@karol “woke brainwashing on campuses”… say more about that. what was “woke”? please be as specific as you can. you “heard story after story about kids who no longer speak to their parents.” you’re a journalist/columnist, so obviously you spoke to the kids. what did they say?.
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@GoldwagNathan serious question: faced with the choice of papist coup v. Black woman, which would horrify/terrify them more? i know they had zero respect for Black people but i have to think they’d be far more worried about a catholic aristocracy.
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@BlairBraverman MY HEART. blair i send my partner every picture of Her Flaminess and she is wondering what Flame is a mix of? because she has determined that we must get ourselves a Flame and i can’t say i disagree.
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@thempspec @sam_d_1995 @mrlevine that’s because those car weight vs. pedestrian fatalities studies focus on weight, not distracted driving. there are dozens, if not hundreds, of studies about distracted driving. again, **contributing** factor. we’re on the same side; i’m not sure what your point is here.
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petition for a Kelly’s Heroes sequel starring Scott Eastwood and Kiefer Sutherland @militaryhistori
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@Shenanigans_luv @smithsara79 honestly impressed at how he turned an already racist take into a batshit and somehow more racist take.
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@revhowardarson thanks <OP>!.you’re welcome <firstname>!. over and over and over. so glad we have no more bots 🙏🏻
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@GoldwagNathan “i’m not your preschool teacher”. *proceeds to recommend 2-minute videos designed for people with no attention span*.
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@JackByrom it’s actually called “fruit of the poisonous tree” according to the proximate cause doctrine.
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@z_00pIz @alexbronzini letters of recommendation are not required for the vast majorities of *universities in the US. and when they are required—Ivy League schools—they are required from teachers and counselors, not parents or friends.
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i met and chatted with @Lilpeep early in my transition. he was a good dude and a big supporter of the trans community; a lot of the women in video for “Girls” are trans women. strange and sad to find out my friend passed via Apple News notification. you’ll be missed, Peep. RIP.
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@tedcruz Senator. i used to be a huge fan. but from where the F do you get “20 feet”? the order literally says six feet.
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@cheer_wine i don’t really like diet coke, but even i have to agree a mickey d’s diet coke is among the nectar of the gods.
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@TheDemonClown @FreeTradeShill legit, do you know someone who doesn’t speak “a word of English” but has been here long enough & made enough money to own a house? this sounds like a made-up talking point. it’s literally impossible to live in a country for years and not speak one word of the native language.
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@AmandaMAtwell only a 24 year old (“tamu 22”) would think “show me your degree from the state’s biggest school” is some kind of own.
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@poppy_haze wow white people suddenly want to use spices and you’re shitting all over them, so much for the tolerant left.
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@n8fromdablock @offbeatorbit serious question: what do you mean by this? what does OP’s being a writer have to do with the tweet?.
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saw an AITA today reminding me of a great friend hack:. whenever your friend/partner/spouse mentions really liking something, immediately send yourself an email with “[name] gift [gift]”. when there’s an event, just search “[name] gift”. it has paid off so many times.
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SCOTUS reflexively upholding qualified immunity—even in the patently appalling and invasive cases like this one—is the worst constitutional law trend of the last several decades. and this isn’t even the most appalling QI case i’ve read this WEEK.
U.S. citizen detained at the border. Agents thought she had drugs so they:.- Pat down search. No drugs. - Dog sniff. No drugs. - Strip search. No drugs. - X-rays. No drugs. - Pelvic exam. No drugs. - Rectal exam. No drugs. Finally, they concluded she had no drugs and let her go.
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@GrayAthene i love the chimeric abomination that results when you combine uniquely-American dogma of a “.meritocratic “i can be a billionaire!” mentality with a literal hereditary aristocracy. “i would simply be the hardest working peasant, my lord will surely notice and elevate me!”.
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@jamesrambin objectively how is this not a success story??? is it only ok if tech guys pay more but everyone else pays less???.
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