anshika
@karnapadtahaii
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Mujhe dost banane nahi aate. Aur banane aate hai toh dost rakhne nahi aate. Rakhne aate hai toh voh rehte nahi kabhi kabhi.
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we 🤣 have an obscene 🤣 caste system and criminal 🤣 levels of poverty 🤣 that lets us 🤣 exploit people 🤣 we can’t 🤣 see it though 🤣 with our eyes closed from 🤣 all the laughing 🤣 we have to do 🤣because it’s so hilarious 🤣.
It’s so hilarious to see so many westerners confused coz their brain is having a hard time figuring out how I have flatmates AND manage to also have a cook.
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pls that’s an awwto.
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Every new generation believes itself to be more progressive than the last. The idea of revolution is tethered to the insanity of youth for a reason. Genz might be the first to take pride in taking things backwards. Utter idiots.
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@onfims_horse Sure, but this one seems to have missed the rebellious phase entirely— without so much as a flicker of defiance 🧎🏻.
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Mujhe toh pehle se hi pata tha yeh saare bombay wale log andar se noida ke hi hai.
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Bb I’m trying to like you can you please stop sending me unfunny reels it’s not helping anyone here.
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Watching this match and not giving a fuck despite trying very hard is a very weird way of finding I’m emotionally unavailable.
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johnny ke papa was the og sugar daddy but don't tell him pls.
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one day i'll have enough followers to be able to tweet "hell yeah” and have 50 people reply "eating a burger”.
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Nobody will believe me but I legit woke up from a dream where I was watching reels. Like in the dream I was on my phone and watching reels. That’s it. The entire dream was just me watching reels. I wasn’t even reacting to any of those 😭.
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i'm living dahi to dahi at this point. i'm always looking forward to the dahi i'll eat with my next meal.
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🤌.
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No bb you should totally attach your entire self worth to the work you do. nothing will go wrong. trust me. do it. do it everyday.
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This guy just asked me what did I mean when I texted him I wanted to kilometers. Kms. I had texted I wanna kms 😭.
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me flirting: I see God in you.
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I might be the last person to watch it but omg laila majnu is such an infuriating film. I am so angry. Majnu had no reason to do all that??? Laila was literally there, her husband had died, the father wasn’t standing in the way, what the fuck was the problem.
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iska context bohot funny par nahi bataungi kyuki darr lagra hai thoda sa
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Nikhil aaj bohot excited hai. Duur se dekh ke achha lagra hai 🧿✨.
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your anxiety is lying to you. mine isn't though. mine is perpetually under oath to tell me the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
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my life would be a lot less dramatic if i just learned how to say no.
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TC came and I showed him this. He is asking me to deboard the train 🧍🏻
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Ideating on some chair designs today if you have any ideas send them away we’ll sit on them.
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update: form 16 tonited ✊️.
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me at 12:50 on a wednesday (i'm getting fired).
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Cricket cricket cricket cricket cricket cricket cricket cricket cricket cricket cricket cricket cricket cricket cricket.
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i love it when people add me to their close friends list like yes i'm close to you i'm your friend i can be trusted with your silly little antics our souls dance to the same joyful tune.
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is it safe for me to not work on a workday and then tweet about it where everyone i work with can see it?.
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Holy fuck when did I sow this much? I’ve been reaping since morning.
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I know it’s a good idea when Akshita tells me it’s a good idea.
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No wonder I only get “sorry I passed out” messages in the morning.
texting a girl “goodnight” is the equivalent of telling her you’ve pined over her for years waiting for the perfect opportunity to admit how much you loved her and knew she the was the most perfect girl in the world.
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friendship with fire sexual tension that will never actualise save me….save me.
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i love how "aesthetic" just means rich people documenting rich places with little to no imagination of their own. so easy yet impossible to achieve.
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akshita.
Worst prounciation of your name ?.
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The biggest giveaway in tinder paid tweets is tinder itself. Literally no one is using that app.
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me at work i get paid to be at.
sorry it's not my place to say anything or think anything or do anything.
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Had an hour long argument with a friend about what’s best to eat when sick. Voh bina vajah baat ko itna khichdi.
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Pradhan mantri just one day when I don’t think about ending it all yojna.
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Just had a shower thought in the kitchen I hope it’s okay with you all.
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Not now bb mommy’s surrendering to the innate equality of me and you.
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aisa lagra hai jaise kisi ne mere hath se remote lekar channel change kardiya ho.
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girl dinner.
please tell me chewing on the skin of my lips for dinner is completely fine and acceptable.
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sending my chronically offline boy every funny abhay deol lookalike competition tweet because what are we without our culture
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Not to talk like a person from delhi but I fkn love chhole bhature.
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