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things are going to be Different. clap now, while you still have the chance.
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@MoonstruckTwolf @sgodofsk @autumnpard that's far, far harder--it requires making a movie that's genuinely good!
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@waitforgot @maiamindel @MissPavIichenko i don’t think he gets so far as to think about it, much less care
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insane thing to say in the first place, but saying it about materials science really takes the cake.
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@davethepants @agraybee the major consequence seems to be "if you stop taking the shortcut, you go back to being the type of person who was unable to lose weight without it."
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@CoreUncommon @thechosenberg @DeepDishEnjoyer at 300k a year you can afford plenty of things to go in your ass
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@ZOGParticles it’s pretty weird to see “global race war” become the cause celebre of the left over the last decade, but they all seem quite enthusiastic about it.
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@endless_sine reading Theory
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wasting my life for a professorship in one of the most important fields at a prestigious university…all that time, i could’ve been posting bitterly online instead…
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@Greg651 if you're supporting the right cause, you have the legal right to do anything at all in the name of that cause, whether trespassing or worse. this is according to international law. however, it is an oral international law, so you can't look it up and just have to trust them.
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@bigseb31213 because sinwar inspired them by brutally massacring 1200 jews and posting the snuff films online for them to enjoy.
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@tylerduran21 @CantEverDie if anyone could convince him to not do this, it’s them
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@SwannMarcus89 man moves to america, becomes engineer, gets pumped full of massive dose of american exceptionalism, feels good and changes—WORLD CUP VICTORY. many such cases!
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@pseudolad they really need to crack down extremely hard on scammers of all sorts. insanely socially corrosive.
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@LittleMammith literally every european tradition is like this.
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he missed. my man missed. i don't know what to believe anymore.
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@severedlimb666 I don’t know how big airpods are but my gut says 464g
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@Daeron0x @SwannMarcus89 radiated “central banker” vibes so strongly that the president put him in charge
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@IDoTheThinking nothing progressives hate more than the objects of their pity refusing to be pitiful
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@SwannMarcus89 euroracism is just built different
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@BeijingPalmer i’ve heard this precise claim made about every single former colony. leftists love to explain how actually everyone in history believed exactly what they do, and it was only through the influence of the perfidious anglo that we fell from grace
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@agraybee polyphobia is good, actually
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@agraybee the idea of settler colonialism was invented to describe america specifically, and so they’ve mangled it to apply to israel, and mangled it yet more to say that actually americans are innocent and simply have to feel bad and support killing the jews to cleanse their settler sins.
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@agraybee the antizionist position is simply that jews shouldn’t be safe in any state. or possibly that we shouldn’t exist in any state, but mostly they don’t say that in english.
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@Gunlord500 @kisstheblade_ good timeline trump is a broadway producer
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@allen_brutus @PrinceVogel @SuspendedFe they’ve got a point about shellfish. way better than pork.
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@ABeardedPanda war is bad, which is why we must always side with the aggressor in any conflict
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@avygal the difference is that they liked the images from october 7th. those images excited them, inspired them.
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@MJPiazza2 @ClassicComics3 the entrance to hell is canonically in new jersey
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@kendrictonn needs a crying statue of liberty in the background tbh
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@fakechuck @DumbDumbMM @Aphasialista @mcinthedc @VergenceS @SwannMarcus89 marcel long did not shoot the kids he is talking about, he shot and killed a different teenager a few days before that. there were a lot of teenagers shot at CHAZ, so it's understandable that you'd be confused.
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@NLRG_it @besttrousers no, it is selling him your life and your flesh. the soul is weak and meaningless to the ineffable.
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@syntheria313056 @gaslightyourmom @LittleMammith yeah, please respect their culture, the blackface festival is a different part of the year
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@Cierzo_miau @_arenio >cool idea >made of ice
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@SwannMarcus89 people love to post videos and screenshots of themselves being absolutely annihilated by their mothers. doesn't make any sense why they do it, but i am so, so grateful for them.
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@SODRock88 @canderaid many of them already say this. they think if they continually escalate their demands, forever promising that the next one is what they really want, they will eventually get it.
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@davethepants @agraybee losing a ton of weight and keeping it off will improve your metabolic function, but if you go and gain it all back after stopping ozempic, you might end up worse than you started. or you might realize that your life has improved enough that it's worth it not to go back!
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@HenryAManning @estherzelda0514 jvp is not significant, well respected, or jewish
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@ToastyCap @ZOGParticles the whole last year they’ve basically been screaming “actually the right wingers were correct about us” and i don’t know how to take it
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@allen_brutus @PrinceVogel @SuspendedFe you cant really replace pork for sausages or cured meats, but other than that it's simply not worth it. maybe a nice thick pork chop, but you can do the same thing with veal chops.
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@constans ivermectin was a psyop to protect the barefoot around livestock people
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@Bad_bureaucrat presumably he will plea insanity, saying that he smoked weed beforehand, and the french courts will let him go with a stern warning
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@Voiles1910 @stan_okl not sure what you’re talking about, the language has always been called brazilian.
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@ekat2468 @atheniannoctis @LinkofSunshine the capital is washington dc, obviously, and the only official languages are english and spanish
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@insankitty @how_do_i_pdf yeah it’s awful for everyone
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@CitedNeed look man i’m usually pretty good at theory of mind but there’s no way that i can figure out where this guy is coming from here
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@ThanksThoth she got you good
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@agraybee “i’m miserable, so everyone must be miserable” is not a conclusion but a command
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@norvid_studies @drethelin this is correct. the bloodthirsty french compulsively riot to tear down their society in response to any change, good or bad, while the meek and robotic germans conform easily to fits of madness that drive them to seek destruction
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@insankitty don’t worry, i’m sure the battery heating from the app will eventually make your phone an issue as well
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@skooookum they’re so easy to mass produce that we use them to sharpen things. you can buy little diamond pastes that you just spread on a piece of leather to sharpen knives.
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@agraybee it just so happens that all the idf psyop accounts are extremely popular leftists who have been posting for over a decade, including major leftist “journalists”. their infiltration is so complete that the movement would not exist otherwise.
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@bigseb31213 trump was, ironically, absolutely correct about the media being the enemy of the people.
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@83dollaroring don’t need damage control if your vehicle simply explodes in a massive fireball when damaged
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@SwannMarcus89 leftists are just straight up advocating for a Final Solution to the Zionist Problem
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@_blusiara @zanyfen you have it backwards. it is the game that is based on their ideology.
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@elaifresh the only way to get to drive everywhere and have no one on the road is to get everyone else to use a robust and reliable public transit system. real drivers know this.
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@LieutenantRusty i’ve hooked up plenty of times talking about chemistry but maybe i’m just built different (im hot)
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@kosher_nostra this is the mandatory leftist belief now. if you want to be on the left as a jew you must renounce not only your own people, but the very existence of that people. but then, such has it always been.
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@Goodtweet_man in civilized parts of the world this would lead your entire family to be exiled. presumably, this is how they all ended up in sweden in the first place.
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@DonaldEBeaneJr @Trey_Explainer he could live a thousand years and still it would never be published
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@AuhsdBond baffling how so many people seem to be convinced by this trick. one of the least subtle bits of rhetorical sleight of hand and yet!
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@Silily_Agent @paul_maranne @quantian1 france demands assimilation to french culture, and part of french culture is being racist
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@endless_sine so he found a 50L barrel of high explosive in his grandfather’s basement
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@colin_fraser communing with spirits from beyond has always gone this way
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@wildstarryskies @shane_borg @TrueNerth @Daniel_Sugarman he cares—he’s doing his best to make sure it spreads unimpeded
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@EffectKuleshov there is simply no way that israel collapses without a massive war and ethnic cleansing campaign so this is somewhat of a meaningless statement
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@NGrossman81 the same people who post this were, a few years earlier, mocking the idea of syrian children being killed.
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@bigseb31213 @agraybee engineers are just like that
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@Szabadsag1956 she is canadian and desperately needs medical attention
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@agraybee what i've come to believe over the last few years is that the modern world is not nearly so unique as we had convinced ourselves
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@LibWanderer @DesertRetro @djw172 so in other words, weapons manufacturers want imminent wars that remain forever just over the horizon
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@mirabetterment @HegelwCrmCheese you may die on this hill, but you will not fall alone.
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@Lizzo_enjoyer @summarizest @drewjanda write it? you just watched it!
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this would be the funniest possible outcome of this, and thus i’d give it at least 5% odds.
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I'm not holding my breath but if that near-death experience leads Trump to transcend his ego and become a great unifying statesman it would be the absolute wildest plot twist
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@ekat2468 @atheniannoctis @LinkofSunshine portuguese is not real, and the french must not be respected lest they try to forge their frog language on all of us
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@lowkeyGPT @yhdistyminen if it was paid opposition it would be oil and gas companies funneling money through layers of shells. a single oil heiress is more of a narcissistic guilt thing.
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@agraybee it's fine to quote nazis because the nazis are correct. the jews are just so evil, they had to do it. i am a principled leftist who simply loves humanity so much.
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@anton_sorkin @Greg651 trust me, i have numerous citations to documents that say nothing of the sort
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@GallopingMetal @ClassicComics3 johnny was simply too good for the charlie daniels band to accurately portray.
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@CrucialCaveat @torriangray he deleted the version where he spelled the name correctly and left the wrong one, beautiful
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@nikicaga @BrazMeSo god punished portugal by sinking the entire nation into the sea in 1755. there's nothing left there now. any claims to the contrary are spanish propaganda.
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@e____e_e____e @ABeardedPanda it proves that they would not, in fact, be appalled
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@SwannMarcus89 he was so right about journalists
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@IRHotTakes is this retroactive. mr biden can i please have 8400 us dollars.
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@AuhsdBond they still think that, even!
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@agraybee this is also almost certainly true thoug
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@bigseb31213 @agraybee nothing western leftists love more than ideas that have been resoundingly discredited
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@eigenrobot they earnestly believe all of the following: hamas didn’t do any of that bad stuff, it was all the idf israel deserved 10/7, so it was good for hamas to do that stuff the only acceptable reaction would be for israel to surrender to hamas and for every israeli to leave the country
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@hormeze that second picture cannot be serious
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@LudditeHacker that is because you misunderstand who they are and what they value. consider instead that they are being honest—that they are celebrating what they consider a great triumph, the greatest achievement of movement in the last 80 years. this is who they are and what they really want.
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@KyleMorgenstein >”the roles i need to climb the kardashev scale” >makes payroll software
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@CitedNeed it is mandatory for leftists to consider israeli and jewish culture to be completely illegitimate. to not be racist to us is to betray the cause.
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@NotinCivil @ABeardedPanda she is if anything a perfect representation of the us left. anyone who thinks otherwise doesn’t pay attention to them
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@stowZJE she’s not terminating him, they’re disciplining him. “dog-walking” as she says. for rafael, “the jews are our dogs” is a very exciting statement.
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@ElfParticles kibbutzim are literally everything leftists claim to want
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@agraybee nature abhors a vacuum.
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@ddanetidwell @SwannMarcus89 the words he said were “[leftists] lied about him not forgiving student loans”
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@BeijingPalmer the point of the denial is cruelty. that’s why they are so gleeful about it.
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@williameburns13 @IRHotTakes our ancestors didnt cross oceans to take shit from the europoorans
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