Jason 'autotelic' Delaney
@jasonjdelaney
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Father, Husband, Economist, Teacher, not only trying to keep it together but make it all better. hell yeah bro I now endorse my opinions. UU he/him #LFGM
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@katiedimartin
You can always go for the old standby:
I remain, as always, your most faithful and humble servant, the one who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp, she who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong, sincerely and eternally yours,
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@ClA_Agent
@documense
@courtsidekenny
@s_emcy
OP: my apartment doesn't have space for a quesadilla maker
Total stranger: yes it does
You: they have a point
What are you even doing
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@katiedimartin
I have a text expander that has 4 signoffs:
brd =
Best regards,
Dr. D.
brj =
Best regards,
Jason
tyd =
Thanks,
Dr. D.
tyj =
Thanks,
Jason
I have the social skills for this and they're not passive aggressive it's just that feelings are complicated and there's lots of people.
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@Ast3yCS
@CamCam2k1
@brownkidnumber2
@IBarbarossaI
@CbobReal
@ResNeXtGuesser
Presumably you already have a power drill with a hole bit so I think no one is fucking with you
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@Banjocatt
Toast with salted butter is good, and if you have one slice without jam and one slice with jam, you have breakfast and dessert.
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@KylePlantEmoji
Unironically this is sad because the math you had to invent to build the pyramids was so amazing and this is so flimsy, just. Like c'mon imagine trying to cut a corner brick to the correct angle without a protractor
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@MichaelRapaport
Want to do something about it? Watch this video on bystander intervention and practice with your friends:
People don't respond because they don't know how to respond. You can learn! And then you will know what to do if you see something like this happen.
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@doulbedoink
Heads up my guy if you die in Stardew Valley you die in real life
that's not your gf
☠️
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@Franky_WebComic
@Cybren
@weredawgz
And the core conflict is how do you cope with the paradox of having the power to do anything but not the power to do everything, when all you want is to be good
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@SetantaEire
@KennyIBoyle
@triggerpod
@LozzaFox
@francisjfoster
@KonstantinKisin
No one does this
You're just fantasizing to get angry for weird personal reasons
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@englishfess_
Took me a minute, but this was shade (oblique insult) implying that a woman/girl (the person who had said "lmao") has "no ass"--a way of saying she's too skinny/unattractive
It's tricky bc she says "girls" which sounds general but she's using it to insult someone in particular
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@Majonotyoho
A linguistic masterstroke, only thing that even comes close is "crisscross applesauce"
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@capybaroness
@9_volt_
In this scenario I'm the guy in the black and red like "guys I thought we agreed we'd wear black and red wtf you jerks"
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@MeowMeow4M4A
@heyMAKWA
@MorganFailchild
@turnerwingo
Hey some of our ancestors were thieves and con men instead
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@MarionHinzman
@VitoComedy
@DistressDark
Tariffs and immigration restrictions both increase prices a lot
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@whiffypenguin
@Komaniecki_R
@gill13000005
@TheWapplehouse
Yeah but there's light-years between a kid having a good cry and posting videos of it on the internet
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@drawfakes
@ClwnPrncCharlie
@PSSanborn
I mean they're literally doing Nazi curriculum out there but turn it into a grievance politics football I guess
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@MarionHinzman
@VitoComedy
@DistressDark
Well tariffs are literally a tax in purchasing goods. When you tax foreign goods, domestic producers raise their prices to match, taking the difference as profits.
Immigration increases both labor supply and labor demand but tends to increase supply most in services, which+
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@RMSolitayre
@Derridazs
@animerobin0
@whstancil
I don't think that's the context, but I can see how it might be mistaken for that.
As an economist, stats guy, and educator, we regularly caution against treating individual observations as representative of underlying patterns. In this context, this information is often+
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@kdrum
@drvolts
I ask this out of genuine curiosity because I still haven't been able to understand it. How is this any different than keeping my politics to myself at Thanksgiving or crafting and hewing to a professional persona in the workplace? Don't we all keep some opinions to ourselves?
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@Stinaneel
Hey thanks for being kind to a person you might have been justified in being mean to, on behalf of all the other people
It's a big fucken deal and I personally appreciate it
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@caitiedelaney
Your skepticism is understandable but
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@trappychan_
@ThexImiko
The Democrats are not "in power." They hold the Presidency and a small (not filibuster-proof) majority of one house of the legislature. Republicans hold one house of the legislature and the judiciary. The reason for "not doing anything" is that there's an impasse in Congress.
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@TessaVermilyea
@0xdigitalhobo
@foodandthings
@Bug_Hall
@JudgyJudes
@KylieD87
An instant way to know the person typing it is a walking talking piece of shit
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@blueprofilepic
@DatsAToad
@GooglingNoodles
@appearedhalo9
@ThatOneHollow
@conureCC
The most universally held opinion is "[thing I like] was better when [exact moment I stumbled onto it]"
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I learned what happened at Boston Harbor and Appomattox in school but I was never taught what happened at Mankato, or in Tulsa, or Stonewall, never was taught what a "sundown town" was. If you don't know these things then you cannot understand America.
This is wokeness.
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@keep_wolin
@rob_mcrobberson
I mean if you don't have a big ego it's just authentic. The fact that it happens to work doesn't change that
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@XmasTreeBag
@Uber_sheeep
@GoodReddit
People are laughing but I think canonically that's where the band name came from
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@IbaraEleven
@rejectHisDesign
One wants the rule of law and the other doesn't
This isn't that complex
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@MarionHinzman
@VitoComedy
@DistressDark
lowers the cost of services. Immigrants also disproportionately support the agricultural sector, keeping food prices low. Restricting immigration will increase food, childcare, delivery, homebuilding and other service prices.
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@EPM106
@RobocopFacts
IDK if you asked someone how cold or hot it is on a scale of 1-100, seems like degrees fahrenheit would be pretty close to the average response
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@kathbarbadoro
bad/good is too reductive for what this is
it's oddly powerful and compelling
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@DCassissa
@SocialistSock
@TaliesinEvitel
@nypost
Wait, are you actually asking why vaccination would change behavior? Or is this a rhetorical question to score points?
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@PaulCrenstorm
As someone who schedules part time faculty this is also literally my nightmare
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@Franky_WebComic
@Cybren
@weredawgz
It's a hard comic/property to write well. You have to really understand the hesitation to be public/obligation to be a role model, the mask that's not a mask, the universal/particular dualism, the desire to live well competing with the desire to serve others.
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@Mcclainseanm
@culpable_mink
we've actually done a really good job of living longer? nice work of fiction tho
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@RasberryLarry_
@djmensa
Yeah but if you need examples of guys with bad style for educational purposes might as well pick the most reprehensible public figures possible and do some good in the process
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@goddammitsarah
@i_cry_potatoes
If you toss sour patch kids into the distance they'll scatter
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@AssistsPhillies
@nateboogie9
wait, are you saying your players are incapable of expressing joy unless they win the world series?
That seems bad!
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@BenediktSVogler
@Karmaluluz
@growing_daniel
No there isn't. If you talk to more people the illusion of consensus dissipates. It's only within homogenous groups that this illusion persists
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@AnechoicMedia_
@NStrich89845
Man you are ALL over the place
Completely unserious as a thinker--just a free-ranging, festering open wound of coping mechanisms
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@BetsyJ1992
@SuaSponte2020
@basementwineguy
@ArmandDoma
@spiderstumbled
@uhshanti
Oh you r like RACIST racist
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@CHERRYH3AVEN
@autotunescreech
Lol they ain't playing that song at the mall unless it's heavily edited
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@flglmn
Honestly I know it's terrible for the earth and wildlife etc etc but hat tip to the first mother fucker who was just like "we'll just make the Earth flat enough wherever we want to go"
The cojones on that one, I mean
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@_LAIN_________
@lizardkingfe
@punishedmother
@cd_hooks
He made wine when everyone was looking, who knows what he did by himself
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@dogfightin
It's not for me either. Just move along like a normal person instead of being weird and bitter online
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@RMSolitayre
@Derridazs
@animerobin0
@whstancil
referred to as "anecdotal". In this sense I think it has a slightly different meaning--certainly connotation--than the plain English meaning.
I'm careful (but not all stats folks are) not to argue that there's nothing you can infer from anecdote--at the very least it's n=1,+
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@kala2k7
@fuckmeharrison
@xIWanderlustIx
You guys really need to talk to a professional
It's not going ok
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@battlehateharm
@RyGuyHii
@mustachetoilet
your shorts cost $40 wtf
i'm not even being sarcastic, i have a good job and 3 kids and that feels profligate to me. Last pair of shorts i bought was probably 16.99 on clearance
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@manx_maid
@Michelle_RJones
@oldenoughtosay
Knock knock kn-knock knock... Knock knock
Or knock to the rhythm of:
"Shave and a haircut, two bits"
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@TheOptYou
@Mets
@CitiField
@outtadapakmark
He's talked about it before. He grew up in San Jose, a very LGBTQ+-friendly place, and sort of just assumed everybody was an ally. He was kind of shocked by baseball's homophobic culture and felt obligated to step up as an ally.
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@revhowardarson
would be wild if republicans moving from southern GA over the border into FL to live in DeSantis territory changed the balance in a meaningful way
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@TheQuacken00
@BlueRepublik
I don't see how any of what you say here has to do with anything that's been said prior
Saying "100% ≠ 30% so stop lying" does not imply that drug prices shouldn't be negotiated, or anything to do with advocating for or against regulation
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@agenttwelvetoes
Our church just moved to a new building and created all gender neutral bathrooms with all separate stalls and a combined sink area and honestly it simplifies things so much when eg you have to take your kids there, you don't have to pick which bathroom to go to
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@Franky_WebComic
@Cybren
@weredawgz
Oh, I totally agree, but I'm not surprised Supes is the one they screw up the most. He's the toughest nut to crack because the premise is often "even if you're well adjusted and incredibly powerful, life will never not be hard". Batman is gadgets and insane people, easy peasy.
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@slay_apolinario
@Spamus100
@colphink
@LitFernace
@Liv_Agar
Quick sophomore English class tip: if you're describing something indirectly in any way, that's metaphor
Like or as: simile
Like this relationship: analogy
Multi-layered: irony
Overblown: hyperbole
Via understatement: litotes
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