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30. she/they. darling i’m a cryptid dressed like your crystal collecting aunt. uncomfortably numb ♿️.
Texas, USA
Joined June 2014
I can't tell what my favorite part of this video is: the solemnity in announcing people have been "holding space" for the lyrics of a 20 year old song, Cynthia acting like she personally wrote it, Ariana holding onto Cynthia's index finger, or the reveal of "a couple of posts".
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@drewcoffman I knew my algorithm was in a good spot when I started getting geological fancams
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@BmoreOrganized @judgementshae That’s good that they have antidepressants too, but every single HIMS ad I’ve seen focus on hair loss or ED, and I’ve only seen HERS ads for the antidepressants. I think it’s more a critique of their marketing rather than which meds they carry.
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I’ve been haunted by that post of that woman lamenting that her daughters-in-law were too big for her tacky David’s Bridal dress from ‘94, but it reminded me that I’ve been legitimately bummed that I’ve pretty much always been bigger than my mom’s awesome crocheted ‘82 dress
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@NOTANIDLETHREAT It’s also buck wild to say “we didn’t choose to live together” when you CHOSE to be a foster parent. While I’m sure fostering is an unimaginably difficult process, she is completely treating it as a burden and not something done for the child’s well-being. It’s so gross.
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It’s wild to me how Central Texas is touted as such a major technology and innovation hub but we can’t rely on our outdated power grid to hold if temperatures dip below freezing. I’m so sick of the Republican chokehold on my home state. Texans deserve better.
I’m no therapist, but the more people I talk to, it is clear how much anger, fear and PTSD people have from the 2021 winter storm. Forecasters say this pending freeze won’t be as bad, but the mind (including my own) is transporting us back to the darkest — and coldest — of days.
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@bensonvalues My Texas public school history textbooks from the mid-to-late 2000s beg to differ. Or, you know, Utah in 2021. Or Florida. Or the countless other examples from various states from the past several years that can be found with some simple Googling.
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This is the thing. Unless she comes out and says “I’m 100% straight”, based on these visuals, I think it would be weird NOT to assume she’s queer if you have any knowledge of queer imagery/flagging. This isn’t even going into lyrical analysis, posts, or private life speculation.
by assuming taylor is straight, you are speculating on her sexuality. hope that helps!.
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@yosoymichael I’m also like 95% certain that’s Amy Schumer in the background. Unbridled terror. Nightmare blunt rotation.
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@Imani_Barbarin I made the mistake at looking at the replies to that thread. Ugh. I don’t understand how basic empathy and the most surface-level accommodating protocols are apparently so hard for people.
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YEP. Ever since my disability developed I cannot get into the exam chair by myself and they just… don’t have an alternative? Like I get it would be expensive to change out *all* the chairs in the practice to mechanical, but throw us a fucking bone.
A gynecologist seeing my undies is the least of my concerns.
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@boogey782 Have you never had a teacher change their title from Ms. [Name] to Mrs. [Name]? No teachers that were pregnant? No teachers that wore wedding rings or mentioned a spouse even in passing? No teachers that mentioned their own children? No teachers that wore a cross necklace?.
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I alienated like half of my racist family last Christmas and I hope to do a final sweep this holiday season. ‘Tis the season to call out some bigots, fa la la la la la la la
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Tbh I can’t believe “I want a nephew so bad” ISN’T a real Sufjan lyric
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@ChelsNels07 Unfortunately, many workplaces require PCR results. While it’s true that rapid tests are more affordable, there is a large portion of the public that specifically need to get PCR tests.
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@HausCrashBurn Exactly! Literally *ANY* procedure has risk/side effects. Dental procedures have risk, but ppl don’t view them as threats to masculinity. Do you know what also has risk that is often far more complex & common? Hormonal birth control, IUDs, hysterectomy, pregnancy, birth, etc….
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I’m 100% here for bisexual Cheryl (her drawing of her and Josie was a little creepy but let’s ignore that for now. ) #Riverdale
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I only now had the idea to compare her hairline to a different angle of her red carpet photos and lol - yeah that's definitely her.
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I had everything except for toothpicks for my @70s_party #lemonpig but I made do with the ends of incense sticks
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@epilesbian Also Seville oranges and pomelos! Rule of thumb is that if you’re on a medication you can’t have grapefruit with, you probably shouldn’t have them either.
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@BentleyBearCOR Gotcha, and fair point. Would be an optimal spot for innovation though, as successfully pulling off high speed rail between the two would be revolutionary and a boon for the area.
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My parents’ neighbor has apparently been making watercolor paintings of all the neighborhood dogs during quarantine and they did one of Riley and it is PRECIOUS
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@omswarth Not quite as jarring, but I just found out that the name Amanda dates back to the 13th century. I was kind of taken aback hearing it used in a Regency-era book and then when I looked it up I was even more surprised. Excellent example of the Tiffany problem.
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Messaging a cutie on a dating app who brought up the corvid thanatology (crow funerals) episode of @Ologies. SWOON.
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@sinz54 @EbonyJHilton_MD Long Covid is just one example of post-viral illnesses. I developed nearly all of these after having mono. If you truly have most of these symptoms continuously and acquired them around the same time, I highly suggest looking into why that may be.
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@ColeEscola My grandfather died in his house at his 85th birthday party while ALL of my family members were there. My boyfriend was also there, meeting 16 members of my family at once, and got vaguely hit on by my grandma as her husband was dying. I won $10 from a scratch-off that day too.
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@miragonz And probably a couple pairs of tights at that (and costume tape to the high heavens).
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@mtripleup ESPECIALLY when she's not even that niche of a celebrity - has roles in large franchises and was even an Oscar nominee. I feel like boomers see a young celebrity (especially young women) they don't know and assume they are just an "influencer".
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Like I used to think she was maybe queer but most of it was based off of her personal life so I kind of detached myself from it. However, her official visuals became louder and louder & it got to a point I thought it would be weird for her to use this imagery if she weren’t.
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@AP This is horrific for us that AREN’T healthy. As a chronically ill American, this needlessly jeopardizes us. I seriously hope people still consider masking up to protect the vulnerable people in their lives, bc this pandemic has continually shown that we’re an afterthought.
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@Komarus_Huey They are completely different types of vaccines. J&J is a viral vector vaccine and Pfizer and Moderna are mRNA vaccines, meaning there is no basis for concern for the safety of the other two vaccines just based on the data they are reporting for J&J.
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@autisticlor When Midnights dropped I thought it was 100% a breakup album (especially because of Bejeweled and it was even further reinforced by the music video) and I was shocked the official breakup announcement didn’t come until last month.
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For someone who has always prided herself in hiding Easter eggs, very deliberate visuals, and planning meticulously, there comes a point where you have to realize that this is all very intentional from Taylor. This isn’t a coincidence at this point or an oversight.
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Take the “You Need To Calm Down” music video for example. There are dozens of out celebs and drag queens in that video. I would feel VERY uncomfortable if a straight celebrity was centering herself in the middle of the narrative/visuals of the queer trailer park (“gay camp” lol).
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When I find myself in times of trouble.Mother Mary comes to me.Speaking words of wisdom.Eat another hot dog.
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@jduffyrice I had cyclical vomiting syndrome that my gastros couldn’t pinpoint the cause of. Not being able to hold down food/water for DAYS at a time every three weeks. In-home IVs galore. Getting my IUD out got rid of 75% of my vomiting and then a hysterectomy that took care of the rest.
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@ShadowTodd I feel like even though Black Sheep is their best known song, I don’t think it is a Metric signature song as much as “the Scott Pilgrim song”. I think Help I’m Alive or Combat Baby is more of a signature song for them that doesn’t have the weight of a popular movie behind it.
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@ncrmalpeople As a reminder, while you can find a lot of classics audiobooks on YouTube, if you have a library card you most likely have access to audiobooks via your digital library or @LibbyApp. There are tons of audiobooks narrated by celebs but professional narrators are excellent too!.
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@alienslime God, when I came out to my mom in hs, she all but said she was bi. She went on and on and ON about this one woman she found attractive at the gym she went to in the 90s. I was impressed by the lingering intensity of her (at the time) twenty year crush.
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Again, this isn’t even going into lyrics… “hairpin drops”, themes of forbidden love, secrecy, closets, songs about women from a “male perspective”, pushing back against “1950s shit”, etc. There just comes a point where it’s no longer coincidental and a pattern emerges.
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Thank you @danjlevy and Catherine O’Hara and @SchittsCreek for the glory that is The Crows Have Eyes III: The Crowening
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This isn’t even going into her personal life/relationship speculations, the VERY 🌈 openers she has for the Eras Tour, personal style vs stage style, her Pride Month performance at Stonewall, etc. This is just what she is officially putting out and it’s LOUD.
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@metroids224 That was an extremely short-sighted idea though, especially with how relatively easy it would be for the CDC or some other governmental org to create a digital/QR-based database for something as important as this. The point is how rushed and shoddily executed the cards are.
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In that music video (other than the “protestor” extras who are outside the park), there is only ONE celebrity other than TS that isn’t out as queer - Ryan Reynolds. He is pictured outside of the camp in a supportive/celebratory position. Taylor herself is at the center of it all.
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@elkmating Thanks! I saw it at yesterday at Village and I was hoping the pre-show would say “don’t talk, text, or arrive late and remember to hold space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity”.
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@boogey782 Kids are naturally curious. If Ms. [maiden name] marries over break and comes back as Mrs. [married name], don’t you think 8 year olds are going to ask about her new spouse? What about a pregnant teacher? I’m genuinely curious about how oblivious or uncurious you think kids are.
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Laughing at all the “move to CA” replies. 1. TX is my home & I have no intent on leaving soon.2. TX is gerrymandered to hell but still close to “purple”.3. Even if I did move, I would still deeply care about what is happening in TX bc of Texan friends & family impacted by GOP bs.
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I just got back from my first trip ever to the Scottish Highlands and I got up close and personal with some precious @Highland_Cows
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@Artists_Ali It QUICKLY devolves into ableism and fatphobia, even if they deny it. If I had $1 for every time fitness people suggested (unsolicited) that yoga/eating “clean”/what have you would fix my chronic issues (many of them GENETIC), I’d have enough money to afford my medical bills.
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@givemelibby Waking up yesterday and seeing the sheer number of notifications I had received overnight had me SCARED 😅.
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what if we got married 🙈🙈 at the post office at 68 Elm Street in Newfield, Maine?😳😳
postal banking doesn’t go far enough. make postal workers ordained. post office wedding.
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Because of tonight’s @MasterPancake Spader-thon, I googled “James Spader tattoo” to see if he really has that spade tattoo as seen in Tuff Turf and I found this masterpiece
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There are cathedrals everywhere for those without the corrective lenses to see.
just thought about the girl who, in her 20s, tried on my glasses as a joke and realized she needed glasses. she thought architectural details on buildings was a purely artistic "to please God" type thing, that people would just think about, but like her be unable to actually see.
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Additionally, many people (like me) with chronic illnesses have been urged to have PCR tests done to have an official paper trail in the event (god forbid) of long covid worsening pre-existing chronic conditions and disability.
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I understand the genesis of these “cutesy” censored words since they were meant to get around strict content rules on TikTok, but it is so weird when people unironically do it other places. Like… I PROMISE that you don’t have to censor the word “suicide” on Reddit, babes.
the weird zoomer thing of censoring words in instagram and tiktok posts is so funny. how viral are you anticipating going that you're willing to type out "seggs".
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I love Miley and I’m very happy for her but oh god we need a moratorium on buccal fat removal and Hollywood veneers because this is criminal.
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@ellle_em This is Tipper. When we first rescued her from a barn we had to take her on a road trip through Texas. We decided to let her use a grass patch outside a vacant mall to pee (no traffic) but she ran underneath our parked car. A biker gang stopped and helped us out. Lil badass kitty
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@djc2711 @Remember_Sarah Be not afraid: that merely a Dinnerpartyosaurus. They are attracted to large amounts of copper, live in woven baskets, and their diet mainly consists of decorative cabbages and gourds.
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@WasOnceLoved @frembia @shall001 I think you may be misunderstanding this entire interaction/the colloquial usage of “I bet”, so I’m just going to stop engaging. You are correct that in this situation it wasn’t known, but that original reply was meant to showcase a fairly common occurrence for non-male academics.
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@frembia @WasOnceLoved @shall001 Exactly- I’ve seen it happen time and time again to non-male academics. I feel like it’s a trend I’ve seen happen enough where it isn’t a reflection of personal prejudice, but rather an observation of a situation that many non-male academics have reported themselves.
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@book_struggles Also the prevalence of YA from grown adults. I’m sure there’s some deserving YA out there, but it’s weird when the only recommendations coming from a grown-ass adult are YA novels. Like… what’s the deal with that?.
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Listening to the @TheArchersPod Taymojis episode mere days before the I Can See You music video dropped was so rewarding because I lost my mind when I realized Presley Cash is CHIP LADY!
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@candlelightera Yeah - everything from the 70s/80s onward is cheaply made and a shitload of landlords drag their feet on making the necessary improvements/upkeep on everything older than that. Everything will eventually be paper tissues unless you are fortunate enough to be a homeowner.
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Hi there there should be more accounts like @bruegelbot and @boschbot on this godforsaken site.
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@ellle_em Seeing a North Texas biker gang all decked out in their leather literally trying to herd a kitten was a sight to behold.
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I'm @ Half Price Books and tbh I always get the feeling I'm going to meet the love of my life here amongst the shelves of used history books.
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@Artists_Ali And that’s not even mentioning the issues of ascribing morality to fitness, ability and a perverse sense of “discipline”. I get it! I played sports in hs/college! Before my chronic issues/disabilities kicked into high gear I’d jog a bunch. But good god don’t push it on others.
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