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the internet's premiere humorist and thought leader. 2nd Emperor of USA. Archon of the American People's Party for Conservative Progress Under the Constitution
Joined May 2014
"I've been waiting for you. The wait was not easy. For now, I will still be here.".
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@MailOnline honestly, its probably more offensive to Bacchus that she kept her clothes *on*.
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@RepDesposito @NYCPBA @sbanypd @NYCPDDEA @lbanypd @NYPDCeremonial @RepGarbarino @NYPDPC @NYPDChiefPatrol @NYPDChiefOfDept is this a threat.
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@TheOmniLiberal see, the worst part of this is you didn't even make an original joke. do you even have any of your own ideas or do you just parrot what everyone around you says in an authoritative manner.
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@IwriteOK we really can get shit done when we put our minds to it. unfortunately, this means we can really get shit done, when we put out minds to it.
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@GabbyKlein1 they have set spokespeople because not everybody is instantly eloquent when an outside actor tries to do an impromptu interview. we've seen plenty of people shooting videos like this with the express intent of finding wacky people to platform. talk to the spokespeople for.
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@BadMedicalTakes "we really put a lot of love into every dish" at this point the interviewee began winking wildly. ed. note: they do not fuck the food.
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@BadMedicalTakes "our sweat, tears, and BLOOD go into every order we prepare". ed. note: that's not exactly allowed even in restaurants not run by people with HIV/AIDS.
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@qaomene saying to my 11 year old foster-child "we didn't choose to live together, and you can't even leave!. so let's make it less painful" as an emotionally supportive and nurturing parental figure.
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@ettingermentum "If we don't give em military aid they'll have weapons and money anyway, I guess we should just keep giving them military aid then?".
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@fesshole just tell your wife that you have a friend you talk to at the grocery store. bring up your wife to your friend. offer to introduce them to each other. friends are nice and we can share them.
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@meme_space_nine it's more "why didnt IH just say his video was adapted from a mental floss article" because you can do that. he could have contacted the author(s) before publishing his video and talked to them. you're only looking at this as "well from here, after Everything has happened and is.
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@StepheniaOmeh @EricFrohnhoefer they're not feudal lords, they don't have a divine right to manage. if employees think criticizing leadership in public is acceptable or right, management needs to think about how much of their own behavior leads to that, rather than default to a firing squad. it's a bad sign.
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@EndWokeness people, this is exactly the same shit racists in the 60s got pissed about, this is the same ideology but with updated language. I cannot wait (sarcasm) for this account to full throatedly denounce "miscegenation," assuming they haven't already after their 13/50 crap.
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@ShitpostGate this image is a fantastic demonstration that ideology is incredibly flexible and ultimately can be used to justify anything that a sufficiently motivated thinker wants or believes. they're systems of thinking, not rote formulae.
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@YaariCohen damn, it's really lucky the IDF intercepted this transmission, huh. I guess this means the IDF did nothing wrong? I dunno, I'm just a goofy American and everyone is yelling and I'm confused so I guess i won't worry about it.
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@Anarcish i appreciate the semi-implication of this that shaggy, appearing to lack a mug shot, may have never actually been caught/arrested.
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@CantEverDie young patriots were certainly something. white american [mostly] southerners trying to "reclaim" the stars and bars is a hell of a play.
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@damnitmadeline this is why whenever i volunteer and work at the elementary schools helping kids with reading i always have the backup plan of just reading a book with them. it's really one of the best ways to teach them. worse, all the "learn to read" books today suck ass and are boring.
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@sage0194029379 @drewmorgcomedy so you believe every single person in jail is an unabashed monster who deserves nothing?.
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@LibertyCappy what movies are you watching where children are sexualized? I'm not seeing that.
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@sage0194029379 @drewmorgcomedy What do you mean "no ability to help the economy?" A lot of prisoners are genuinely slaves due to slavery being legal as a punishment for a crime. Also, not only can people in prison buy stuff, they could also give the money to people they know outside.
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@Indian_Bronson and what is he like as a person? good on him for all that stuff, I'm sure he worked hard to be 6'2", but you have said nothing about the kind of man he actually is. that does matter. we men are not simply owed "love" as a result of our accomplishments. we all have to earn it.
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@rickyberwick tbh I feel like gilbert was one of those guys who would have found this fucking hilarious.
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@GabbyKlein1 is it weird? kind of. but it's also weird to go put together a video like this, in which one specifically edits out what doesn't fit a narrative instead of letting the uncut footage speak for itself. like, if he really cares to know, why doesn't he talk to the spokespeople?.
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@ScottAdamsSays to show they care about him and are willing to do actual things to show their support. I know this is baffling to you but sometimes people do things because they care about others, and know that demonstrating that care means something to those they care about.
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@OrwellNGoode it's a shame you have to throw out all the extra ingredients you bought after making the one sandwich, but alas.
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@failsonA "we could never send Altima to a real school" I mean, did you ever? maybe altima wouldn't say stuff like that if they were consistently away from the house and interacting with peers their age as well as adults that aren't their parents? I dunno. I'm sure they socialize the kids.
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@YeWiseWizard "Wait, you meant a level 10 ward? God I hope everyone else got out of the city then. Lemme look. Okay, we gotta keep moving; I definitely got the feeling I was turning into a pillar of salt when I checked".
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@HumansNoContext interesting to see a reno 911 clip posted without clarification of it being staged, especially given how some people dont seem to realize its from a comedy show.
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@VickieforNYC huh. so how do you propose we "slay [the monsters produced by schools]" then. any plans. ideas. what do you actually mean. I'm sure you mean "slay" in a nonviolent sense. we all remember "slaying monsters" as a totally level headed and fair-minded framing, historically. right?.
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@internetweird_ i enjoy the text in the second panel being apparently smaller as a result of the size of the speech bubble, implying that Doom is suddenly speaking "smaller" than he was previously, especially given the lack of bolding.
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@FashioningSelf hey, why don't we find actual images of those people instead of making them up based on what we feel. they do exist, they're just not all digitized.
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@raqaellapaella "ah yes, solid evidence of someone being a man: not wearing a veil or hijab. no woman wouldn't wear a veil or hijab, especially if they're from a country with muslims in it!".
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@spencersoper also the dispatcher "threatening" the drivers employment is also pretty clearly them saying "corporate will be pissed and fire you if this turns out to be actually not that bad." It's still shitty to bring up but it's not just the dispatcher saying "I will fire you myself!!!".
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@iwineggs "let's pretend this didn't happen. also I need to see you after class about it" getting mixed signals prof. what are you trying to tell me. .
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@ZeonTrotsky I feel like there's some kind of special term for this? gah, it's on the tip of my tongue. eh, I'm sure it's not important
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@InsaneCope have you not heard the constant whinging and manufacturing of fear from Republicana about queer people? not to mention attempts to paint many recent mass shooters as queer, trans, or somesuch? a pretty classic tactic of american leaders is to scapegoat issues onto minorities.
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@sage0194029379 @drewmorgcomedy Shit, in states like california prisoners are used to fight forest fires!.
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@Toadsanime lol what a funny response. it's not a denial, it's "uh we actually had to single out the organizers cause uh it was their fault. cause their election. yeah."
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@temporaryreject @tahukann @Confusionmoder what are the limits of "classroom instruction," is that in the bill? wouldnt "gender identity" include cis genders as well? who defines "age-" or "developmentally-appropriate" instruction? what is the limit to "third parties?".
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@jbouie i think the point that we should mention in stuff like this is that a lot of police training focuses on escalation as a method of "shocking" the suspect into compliance, coupled with basically learning to not trust anyone who isn't a cop. they're trained for violent paranoia.
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@bradesposito i like listening to a whole album usually. you can do that on Spotify but there's also something nice about getting the whole experience and then when it ends you get that moment of silence where you reflect on the music, in the moments before you get up and take out the cd.
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@davidjmadden sorry, am I reading this right that the tower itself only contains 46 residences? that can't be correct, right? am I missing something?
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@80Level so, uh, what does he mean by "tipping," like giving blizzard a twenty on the downlow or sending money direct to individual devs? the latter can be nice if you want to do it but, look, even if I like your products, I don't care about giving Oreos a little walking around money.
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@LibertyCappy it's kind of amazing I somehow still have respect to lose for you. man loses last little bit of respect he has for another human being he didn't even know he had.
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@koush I'm betting there are a bunch of people in the replies saying how this is bullshit random theft because they never bother to consider that actually this sort of info is public knowledge and should kind of be something you could plan for, even if you disagree with it ideolgocially.
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@sage0194029379 @drewmorgcomedy Well, there are farms that use prison labor, the fire fighters in California, and a variety of smaller tasks that are necessary like making license plates, etc. with value of prison labor being about a billion dollars. plus, theyre not paid a lot and are thus very profitable.
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@UpdatingOnRome Some Possibly Apocryphal Diogenes "The Cynic" of Sinope Stories. - Diogenes heard Plato defined a "man" as a featherless biped. Big D plucked a chicken and brought it to Plato's school, proclaiming, "Behold! I have brought you a man!" (but probably in ancient Greek or something).
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@SukhSidhuUK @emmaloffhagen "Aluminum" and "Aluminium" have both been used since the early 1800s, and there are arguments for both. "Aluminum" was eschewed by some partially due to it not sounding right (or not "classical" enough, according to Thomas Young [ in the 3rd full.
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@RichardHanania Richard just loves his blond Supermen, folks. they're just so handsome and free as they live their Strong Truth. is there really anything so wrong with pining for a retvrn to Our People's Great Wh--i mean Blond Hope? who doesn't love heroes like Biff Tannen and Ivan Drago?.
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@elysian404a @TheRocketRalph "doesn't she realize how meticulously i had to plan for my tryst at a hotel, three towns away, wherein i cheated on her? i have great impulse control!".
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@nise_yoshimi "we can loan you $5,000,000,000 at 2% over 10 years if you cut at least $5,000,000,001 out of your budget and stop wasting so much money on these. so-shee-ul sur-veesees you seem to love so much; the only VCs you need are ours. and where are all your megacorps?" (PARODY).
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@temporaryreject @tahukann @Confusionmoder it's an incredibly vague document for a law, mostly because it was probably written in an afternoon and blitzed through to capitalize on a political moment. it seems to rely on a reader filling in the blanks with their own "common sense," which is why it may seem clear initially.
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@AliceMi79785995 @GabbyKlein1 Who said they *can't* answer them? Why are you assuming that? They are *choosing not to answer* and then directing people to *someone better equipped to answer* them.
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@TheOnion as a white cis man, its only gotten harder for me to rationalize the fear and revulsion I feel around minorities. but thanks to the hard working journalists at the onion, I can still pass off my obsessive paranoia as rational and measured. thank you. you've really closed my mind.
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@BadMedicalTakes plus i get the feeling that cooking the raw ingredients, even if they somehow got contaminated fluids on them, would prevent any sort of transmission. also we usually don't eat by shoving food up our asses. I think it's fairly hard for HIV to survive a stomach acid bath.
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@insectmom @BadMedicalTakes this is really the most salient point. we not only know how HIV is transmitted, but we also have treatments and precautions to prevent transmission and hinder its progress. people with HIV aren't radioactive or whatever.
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@IsraeliPM So. what are you guys actually doing here? Is it supposed to be a police action? Is this war? Who is the enemy? When will victory be achieved? Or is Lebanon supposed to be your vassal or something here?.
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@sknabt @GabbyKlein1 interesting, cause from what Ive seen it's been kids trying to stop their colleges from being associated with possible war crimes. but whatever, I'm sure the kids at Columbia had a great time tuesday night, on the 30th.
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@sage0194029379 @drewmorgcomedy The economic contributions of prisoners are, unfortunately, absolutely vital to the continued health of the US economy. A stimulus check is like the bare minimum that should be done to compensate them.
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@mrexits evolution of art? we go, like, straight from cave paintings to Egyptian artwork (are those pictish runes in between? or sumerian stuff?) to classical European sculpture. where's east asian calligraphy? anything from Africa? mesoamerica? south asia? Siberia? Nunavut? Oceania?.
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@PopulismUpdates a bland one, but karl marx was born nine years after charles darwin yet only survived him by about a year. pretty sure they even corresponded at least once.
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@iamyesyouareno "Ha ha! A Black person in America is related to slave owners!" Huh, I wonder why?.
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@christweetsllc our current elders desperately need human contact but are also some of the most likely to alienate everyone around them and harshly externalize the blame. vicious cycle.
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@RachaelWongAus @BBCNews personally I think the rape of a child is very bad and thats the real focus here, but I guess I'm just built different.
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@niggy_stardust y'all ever think about how the traditions of dead generations weigh like a nightmare upon the brains of the living.
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@Ha_Matar hey, uh, when the statement says the israel/palestine situation is fetishized by some on the left similarly to south africa in a previous generation. what's the connection there? they kinda just breeze past that comparison without explaining it. what happened in south africa.
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@CoachUpham @JoannaHorrocks @jasminericegirl @transscribe ah yes, that famous volatile commodity and dangerous investment opportunity, gold.
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@libsoftiktok @TaylorLorenz so you don't want the journalist writing about you to try to get a side of the story sympathetic to you then? cause usually that's why journalists try to talk to people like this, to get their perspective into a story.
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