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A comedyish science podcast hosted by @alieward . Asking smart ologists not-smart questions about their professional obsessions. Every Tuesday. May be NSFW.

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Tardigrades are even weirder than you think, and a lot of the clickbait is wrong. Tardigrades have been done dirty. Also my lord can they get it on. (Note: we discuss this imagery below and how inaccurate it is. GET INTO IT.)
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Im at the airport & saw tons of rando ppl with cardboard tubes — turns out they’re posters bc there’s a NEUROSCIENCE convention. 7 different strangers let me interview them. Episode coming soon. I’m so nervous & sweaty. I love them.
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BILL NYE HAS A PODCAST AND I AM HIS FIRST GUEST AAAAAHHH
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Science Rules with @BillNye premieres today! Join Bill and co-host @coreyspowell with guest @alieward , host of @Ologies , as they talk declining insect populations, combatting climate change, and more:
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Our winner for Best Technology and Science Podcast in the 2021 Discover Pods Awards is @Ologies , and @HiddenBrain is our runner up!
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If you’re in this wonderful corner of the science world, today’s news is really tough, esp for survivors of abuse & assault. I stand w/ victims, I believe Aisha & am having the person who appeared in a group episode edited out. My heart is w/ everyone affected by this trauma. 💖
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Uhhhhhhhhm, anyone know a good environmental toxicologist, gunna need one
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Hey not to get cheesy but thank you for listening to my podcast
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Be honest has anyone gotten any work done the last few days
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Saying you’re not impressed with the black hole photo is a very effective way to tell people that you don’t know jack shit about astrophysics
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4 years
Breaking news: we didn’t fix systemic racism over the weekend. Read the #BlackintheIvory tweets for a stark, raw look at what your Black academic friends go through, and let’s stand up for them and call bullshit when we see it happen. #BlackLivesMatter
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I am proud to believe that @AOC is a time traveler we sent from the future to save us from ourselves
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Rep. @AOC directly confronted this military contractor for taking huge profit margins at the expense of American taxpayers
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Ready for the special @BlackAFinSTEM episode? UM, YES. 30 OLOGISTS share their stories: Electric fish snouts, turtle butts, bird songs, bats, Econ, porcupine noses, #BlackintheIvory , how to be a better ally & more. I LOVED MAKING IT. A must-listen:
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Having a meeting with Spotify tomorrow to talk about their misinfo policies. Anything you'd like me to pass along, directly to the folks in charge?
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Hey y’all — apologies for the encore episode this week. Tbh I am having a really hard week, and on the road on top of it, and if you have any cosmic strength or hope to spare I could really use it 💖
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I'm just a podcast twitter account, standing before microbiologists who test sewer water for plagues, hoping they follow me back
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the death of this app has been such a blow to community & info-gathering and I realize I am x-ing this into a void that was once a bustling place but I just want to say it sucks and is fucking up solidarity, learning from each other, trust in media & organizing
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Oh fuck. I sincerely apologize for this misspeak — I really meant to say post-quarantine. I’m & VERY aware of the ongoing pandemic and myself am immunocompromised, still masking, testing & gathering outdoors when possible. I’ll edit in a correction. Thanks for pointing it out.
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Hi @alieward , I say this in good faith: it was both jarring & factually inaccurate to hear you refer to this current time as “post-pandemic” on @Ologies this week. We’re just coming out of the 2nd-worst COVID surge ever & cases are the highest they’ve ever been in February. 1/
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Hey does anyone know any good male scientists I might be able to interview for Ologies? I’d love to make sure the world knows that men can do science!
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ADHD. What is it? WHY is it? And what if you suspect you have it?! In Part 1 of #AttentionDeficitNeurobiology , THE Dr. Russell Barkley talks brain chemicals, causation, accommodations, comorbidities, flimflam, hormones, getting diagnosed + SO MUCH MORE 🧠
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Okay, about to finally do a bears interview and y’all have submitted 468 questions and the episode will be 17 hours long
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SOMEONE PLEASE TELL KATIE BOUMAN I AM READY AND AVAILS TO HAVE HER ON OLOGIES I THINK SHE’S AT @CALTECH LET’S MAKE IT HAPPEN PEOPLE
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Two questions: 1. Anyone have Long Covid experts you endorse? 2. Anyone want to hear a Long Covid episode?
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It’s honestly so scary to think how bad this pandemic could have been if those movie stars hadn’t sang us the song by the Beatles guy
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“You can’t mess with your gender!”- someone who goes by her initials so readers don’t know she’s a woman
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WE JUST WANT ONE HUMAN WHO CAN SAY SENTENCES
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Y’all I recorded an ep about bread that I’m deeply enthused to share. Making bread? Curious about making bread? GET THE F READY FOR TUESDAY
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RACCOON MEMES. Reply here with them.
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Science people, RT if answering covid transmission & testing questions for friends and family over text is your part-time unpaid side gig rn
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Hello @Jeopardy , please invite me on to read some clues.
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Jeopardy is stealing your thing! @alieward @Ologies
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@corvidresearch A VELVET POTATO
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Anyone ever detangled ADHD vs. “high-functioning” anxiety? I’m trying to learn new life-work balance habits, deadline conquering and doing, well, NOT GREAT. Anyone with anxiety ever get mistaken for ADHD/vice versa?
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WE’VE GOT ONE RULE
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Welp, looks like masks work.
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Hidden Brain please take a vacation so I can touch the ceiling just once
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Holy shiiiiiiit!!!!! @Ologies hit TWO today in the science charts!!!! I’m so proud of @alieward !!!!
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I don’t want any influencers to block me buuuuut LA had 12,731 new covid cases yesterday
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Hello just a reminder that even pod dads sometimes have braindays that whisper “you are no gooooood” and emotions feel hard for no external reason, so you gotta sip a good coffee or thank a leaf for making O2 or remember how many great folks are out in the world
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CICADAS IS UP BITCHES i love you all
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Bruce I am a 42 year old woman and a former staff writer for the LA Times and there is nothing *not* disgusting about your tweet
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@Ologies I suspect your dad would edit your sentence and spank you for inserting the unnecessary and incorrect preposition “at”. If I became emperor of the world I would banish it from the language because it’s almost normal now for people to put lt at the end of sentences.
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Do I know any environmental scientists on this application platform? Make thineselves known
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Hello I cold-called a pumpkin expert and now I’m pulled over on the side of the road chatting with her and trying to figure out a non-weird way to say “I’m 15 minutes away. Can I just come over?”
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What's your favorite firefly memory? One July in Brooklyn, I lost my whole mind seeing lightning bugs right in the city
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Me excited to reach out to an -ologist, then creeping their Twitter likes to find a bunch of "coronavirus is a hoax" faves
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When you find out how to make friends with crows
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RT if you would totally watch a traveling science adventure show with a volcano expert. Let’s prove misogynist TV execs wrong.
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Jess Phoenix, Lava Connoisseur 🌋
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Funny/sad experience I'm having right now: I'm an experienced field scientist who has led numerous expeditions around the world. Execs at TV channels say they can't let me host a science show because viewers won't believe I'm a scientist. 🤦 #science #STEM #TV
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52 weeks a year is not enough weeks for all the people I want to talk to about cool shit and this is a good problem to have
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YESSSS! #ForagingEcology with ✨the✨ @blackforager is up! Mustard gossip. Knotweed recipes. Cow parsnips. Serviceberry appreciation. Hogweed warnings. Dead man’s fingers. Bring your brain & appetite & heart because we LOVE Alexis. Get it:
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If you listened to Medusology: did anyone hear a pre-show ad for a conservative political action committee? If so, please tell me ASAP, + what app you use. This was NOT approved & I am a raging inferno, gathering info to send my ad agency. This was NOT approved by me. The FUCK?!
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Never been a better time to cut bangs & text your crush tbh
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So I won the #Webby for Best Host (!!!) but lost the People's Voice to @ConanOBrien , so now we have to arm wrestle and I'm worried he's nervous :(
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Hi. It’s a Tuesday and I’ve had 2 glasses of chardonnay and just want to say I love you folks and love making this podcast okay burbye
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Hands up if you now need an “alligator exotoxicology” episode like NOW
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The best response to me getting YEETED by an alligator 🤣 ft. the culprit @El_Pescador1
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HELLO SCIENCE IS WEIRDER THAN SCIFI
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This zombie snail. A parasitic worm Leucochloridium has taken over its motor functions and eye stalks, making them into caterpillar mimics so birds will eat them. The worm can then reproduce in the bird's GI tract, eventually transmitting via its faeces 🤯
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Before today, I had never heard of the two science accounts that are now on everyone’s radar, but hoooboy: my heart goes out to anyone feeling manipulated, betrayed or used. There is a different kind of grief from that, and it still hurts. 💖
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July is Disability Pride Month! I just learned of this and am so happy it exists. Reply to this with any great -ologists who could use boosting/celebrating in this regard ✨💖✨
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What is this DRAMA? #TurtleTwitter , I need you like Bravo needs a post-show discussion show.
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Aaaaahhh! Ologies in the 100 most popular podcasts?! I’M FREAKING OUT, @pocketcasts .
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Okay TikTokkers, reply with your best advice for beginners
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Hi I'm in a Chicago coffee shop angling my laptop so no one can see me taking notes on a video about slug sex
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Hi! On Saturday I married your podmom @jarrettsleeper and because it’s #SharkWeek , today’s episode will be a refreshed encore of #Selachimorphology but don’t tell my husband I’m also trying to finagle a last-minute minisode with @MISS_Elasmo because I just can’t resist OOPS 🦈
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MELANINOLOGY! Skin pigment! Hair color! Biological anthropology! Plus: sunscreens, UV damage, vitiligo, melasma, leg washing, gingers & more. Dr. @TinaLasisi is hilarious & passionate and this episode was a joy. Get into it:
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Hi it’s dad, I’m in the back seat of a car driving from Daytona Beach to Alabama, on my laptop finishing writing tomorrow’s episode about voter suppression and having lots of feelings
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#Bryology (MOSS) is up w/ ✨THE✨Dr. Robin Wall Kimmerer 🍀☘️🌿🌱🍃 What *is* a moss, why does she love them, where to find tardigrades, Indigenous uses of moss, Native culture in academia, moss myths, bathmats, lawns + smoothies, in her SOOOOOTHING voice
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INTRODUCING... ✨SMOLOGIES✨ 20 min G-rated eps of your fave topics, safe for classrooms, work, car trips, uptight relatives, etc. New ones drop every other Thurs in your Ologies feed! 1 & 2: The Moon w/ @RaquelNuno & Dinos w @aeroevo Pass it on!
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Hello I have just learned that the very soothing menthol pain patches I have been sticking to my neck are made of “ground, wingless cockroaches” so now I am not afraid of anything
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I want this to be a widespread reaction gif everytime a woman *owns* a dude who underestimates her
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My friend made a gif of me receiving my Master's degree lmao omfg 😂🎓
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If you haven’t listened past the credits, FYI: I tell you a secret at the end of each episode. But I am unable to wait 6 days to tell you that I just ate a pancake so fast that I literally inhaled some into my sinus then sneezed it out, I am a monster
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I saw these poster nerds in the San Diego airport leaving a neuroscience convention and fangirled/interviewed them for Ologies STAY TUNED
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Flight attendant on the intercom: “thank you for handing me all your poster tubes; there were 19 of them. You can pick them up at the front when you depart”
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oh my god ♋️
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Make friends with other Ologites by screaming at them in the streets because I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
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Spotify Podcasts 🎙
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What’s one podcast that everyone should listen to this weekend? 🤔
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this is giant, I love this for me
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THE COURTESY KNOCK
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So my possum living in the grill had babies
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Why can’t my brain understand that the answer to thirst isn’t eating pudding because its vaguely wet
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Every few months I’ll get an email from a stranger upset with me that the swears are left in and thus they can’t listen with their kids, as if ALL science content is morally, legally obligated to be for children.
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WHOA THANKS @iHeartPodcasts ! Ologies won for Best Science Podcast! If you’re new, this by-topic list of episodes may serve as a map. Birds, death, boning, fungus, puns. And Smologies episodes are trimmed of filth, for all-ages. Wow weird cool!
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We did. We got him. PENGUINOLOGY with Dr. Tom Hart is up and it is glorious.✨🐧✨
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Em but only gay pirates now🐝 🏳️‍🌈 ☠️
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I am angry that my careers officer never told me this was an option and now I feel like I've wasted my life
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BIG FAN OF DR BAXTER RIGHT HERE
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Look!!!!! I finally met ⁦ @alieward ⁩ ⁦ @Ologies
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Please enjoy my very soothing, free, catch & release rock hobby
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so mad rn
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Hang tight: a reeeeeeeeaaaaallly good episode is coming out in a few hours and I'm just noodling to make sure it's perfect. 🦠💉
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Oh my word, WATCH OUT, chemfolx. I have a 2-part #Potterology episode with a university professor who teaches chemistry based on Harry Potter spells. GET PUMPED.
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Stefanie Sydlik
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@Ologies As a chemist, I feel left out! Most of traditional science isn’t an ology 😭 (chemistry, physics, math) Id like more science ologies!
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PHIL FINALLY GOT HIS #BOTFLY . As an entomologist he’s been waiting decades for this rite of passage. Who thinks he should send out an elegant birth announcement? All of us? Okay cool
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You asked for it! Here's my bot fly larva growing in my back, probably around 12 days old at this point. If you look closely you'll see two little dark hooks– those are its breathing spiracles it pokes out to get air.
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Ummm, is @SarahMackAttack secretly the mayor of Boston because
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My purse and lipbalms
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Hey what are you doing May 18th? Because I have some plans to announce soon and I hope you’re free.
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Unpopular opinion: I think those dick fish are cute n flirty
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“The future is not set yet. It hasn’t happened. It can be what you want it to be.” - Futurologist, @roseveleth
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WHOOOOOOOA! This is wonderful and thanks for sleeping with me! Um.
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@Ologies this is what happens when I fall asleep to ologies every night 😅
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“Hey shit’s bleak so you should planefart carbon to crowd these wonders before the apocalypse” lol ok
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Halloh and sorry for the seeming absence — I’ve just been rage-tweeting from my @alieward account during this, A PLAGUE + A COUP BY NAZIS
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Please everyone reply to me your lizard pictures theenks #saurology
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*cHecK yEr cRevIcesS*
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Alicia Brunner
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Those are all ticks OK SWEET DREAMS ☠️
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Need a cheerful distraction? HOW ABOUT BILL FREAKIN NYE ON OLOGIES?! Yep. ✨The✨ @BillNye chats #Pedagogology (SCICOMM) as well as ties, space, monks, craters, policy, climate, rights and comedy. One of my favorite conversations of my life. ENJOY:
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Hey if you’re a captain of a boat you should call yourself kiddo because only pilots are called captains [wink] Signed, Someone who has never driven any vehicle but writes op-eds out of spite & envy
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Stay tuned for a new episode in a few hours... yep, DEMONOLOGY awaits you.
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The best thing happening on planet Earth right now is #BlackBirdersWeek
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#Potterology (WIZARD SCIENCE) is up! And it’s kid-friendly! Chemistry professor Dr. Rebecca Lai teaches a college course about using science to replicate @jk_rowling ’s wizard spells & it’s bananas. She is amazing. I laughed. I cried. I wanted a wand.
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I’m in a hotel eating cereal for dinner and doing sink laundry because I packed zero socks/underwear for a work trip. We are all a mess. You are not alone. In @ravenscimaven ’s words, let’s give ourselves grace
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Kiah Williams
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Serious question for everyone: Is everyone else exhausted too or is there some life hack I’m missing?? Are y’all on amphetamines and just not telling me? I wake up tired, do some stuff until like 3 pm and then I’m ready for bed.
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