A comedyish science podcast hosted by
@alieward
. Asking smart ologists not-smart questions about their professional obsessions. Every Tuesday. May be NSFW.
Tardigrades are even weirder than you think, and a lot of the clickbait is wrong. Tardigrades have been done dirty.
Also my lord can they get it on.
(Note: we discuss this imagery below and how inaccurate it is. GET INTO IT.)
Im at the airport & saw tons of rando ppl with cardboard tubes — turns out they’re posters bc there’s a NEUROSCIENCE convention.
7 different strangers let me interview them. Episode coming soon. I’m so nervous & sweaty. I love them.
Science Rules with
@BillNye
premieres today!
Join Bill and co-host
@coreyspowell
with guest
@alieward
, host of
@Ologies
, as they talk declining insect populations, combatting climate change, and more:
If you’re in this wonderful corner of the science world, today’s news is really tough, esp for survivors of abuse & assault. I stand w/ victims, I believe Aisha & am having the person who appeared in a group episode edited out.
My heart is w/ everyone affected by this trauma. 💖
Breaking news: we didn’t fix systemic racism over the weekend. Read the
#BlackintheIvory
tweets for a stark, raw look at what your Black academic friends go through, and let’s stand up for them and call bullshit when we see it happen.
#BlackLivesMatter
Ready for the special
@BlackAFinSTEM
episode? UM, YES.
30 OLOGISTS share their stories: Electric fish snouts, turtle butts, bird songs, bats, Econ, porcupine noses,
#BlackintheIvory
, how to be a better ally & more.
I LOVED MAKING IT. A must-listen:
Hey y’all — apologies for the encore episode this week. Tbh I am having a really hard week, and on the road on top of it, and if you have any cosmic strength or hope to spare I could really use it 💖
the death of this app has been such a blow to community & info-gathering and I realize I am x-ing this into a void that was once a bustling place but I just want to say it sucks and is fucking up solidarity, learning from each other, trust in media & organizing
Oh fuck. I sincerely apologize for this misspeak — I really meant to say post-quarantine. I’m &
VERY aware of the ongoing pandemic and myself am immunocompromised, still masking, testing & gathering outdoors when possible. I’ll edit in a correction. Thanks for pointing it out.
Hi
@alieward
, I say this in good faith: it was both jarring & factually inaccurate to hear you refer to this current time as “post-pandemic” on
@Ologies
this week. We’re just coming out of the 2nd-worst COVID surge ever & cases are the highest they’ve ever been in February. 1/
ADHD. What is it? WHY is it? And what if you suspect you have it?! In Part 1 of
#AttentionDeficitNeurobiology
, THE Dr. Russell Barkley talks brain chemicals, causation, accommodations, comorbidities, flimflam, hormones, getting diagnosed + SO MUCH MORE 🧠
Anyone ever detangled ADHD vs. “high-functioning” anxiety? I’m trying to learn new life-work balance habits, deadline conquering and doing, well, NOT GREAT.
Anyone with anxiety ever get mistaken for ADHD/vice versa?
Hello just a reminder that even pod dads sometimes have braindays that whisper “you are no gooooood” and emotions feel hard for no external reason, so you gotta sip a good coffee or thank a leaf for making O2 or remember how many great folks are out in the world
@Ologies
I suspect your dad would edit your sentence and spank you for inserting the unnecessary and incorrect preposition “at”. If I became emperor of the world I would banish it from the language because it’s almost normal now for people to put lt at the end of sentences.
Hello I cold-called a pumpkin expert and now I’m pulled over on the side of the road chatting with her and trying to figure out a non-weird way to say “I’m 15 minutes away. Can I just come over?”
Funny/sad experience I'm having right now: I'm an experienced field scientist who has led numerous expeditions around the world. Execs at TV channels say they can't let me host a science show because viewers won't believe I'm a scientist. 🤦
#science
#STEM
#TV
YESSSS!
#ForagingEcology
with ✨the✨
@blackforager
is up! Mustard gossip. Knotweed recipes. Cow parsnips. Serviceberry appreciation. Hogweed warnings. Dead man’s fingers. Bring your brain & appetite & heart because we LOVE Alexis. Get it:
If you listened to Medusology: did anyone hear a pre-show ad for a conservative political action committee? If so, please tell me ASAP, + what app you use. This was NOT approved & I am a raging inferno, gathering info to send my ad agency. This was NOT approved by me. The FUCK?!
This zombie snail. A parasitic worm Leucochloridium has taken over its motor functions and eye stalks, making them into caterpillar mimics so birds will eat them. The worm can then reproduce in the bird's GI tract, eventually transmitting via its faeces 🤯
Before today, I had never heard of the two science accounts that are now on everyone’s radar, but hoooboy: my heart goes out to anyone feeling manipulated, betrayed or used. There is a different kind of grief from that, and it still hurts. 💖
July is Disability Pride Month! I just learned of this and am so happy it exists. Reply to this with any great -ologists who could use boosting/celebrating in this regard ✨💖✨
The ep we’ve all been waiting for:
✨RAVEN THE SCIENCE MAVEN✨
talks
#MolecularBiology
, scicomm, Space Camp, finding your voice, writing science songs, a PhD, DNA, ADHD & self-care + the most charming undergrad story ever. Aaah!
#FF
@ravenscimaven
Hi! On Saturday I married your podmom
@jarrettsleeper
and because it’s
#SharkWeek
, today’s episode will be a refreshed encore of
#Selachimorphology
but don’t tell my husband I’m also trying to finagle a last-minute minisode with
@MISS_Elasmo
because I just can’t resist OOPS 🦈
MELANINOLOGY! Skin pigment! Hair color! Biological anthropology! Plus: sunscreens, UV damage, vitiligo, melasma, leg washing, gingers & more.
Dr.
@TinaLasisi
is hilarious & passionate and this episode was a joy. Get into it:
Hi it’s dad, I’m in the back seat of a car driving from Daytona Beach to Alabama, on my laptop finishing writing tomorrow’s episode about voter suppression and having lots of feelings
#Bryology
(MOSS) is up w/ ✨THE✨Dr. Robin Wall Kimmerer 🍀☘️🌿🌱🍃 What *is* a moss, why does she love them, where to find tardigrades, Indigenous uses of moss, Native culture in academia, moss myths, bathmats, lawns + smoothies, in her SOOOOOTHING voice
INTRODUCING... ✨SMOLOGIES✨
20 min G-rated eps of your fave topics, safe for classrooms, work, car trips, uptight relatives, etc. New ones drop every other Thurs in your Ologies feed!
1 & 2: The Moon w/
@RaquelNuno
& Dinos w
@aeroevo
Pass it on!
Hello I have just learned that the very soothing menthol pain patches I have been sticking to my neck are made of “ground, wingless cockroaches” so now I am not afraid of anything
If you haven’t listened past the credits, FYI: I tell you a secret at the end of each episode. But I am unable to wait 6 days to tell you that I just ate a pancake so fast that I literally inhaled some into my sinus then sneezed it out, I am a monster
Flight attendant on the intercom: “thank you for handing me all your poster tubes; there were 19 of them. You can pick them up at the front when you depart”
Every few months I’ll get an email from a stranger upset with me that the swears are left in and thus they can’t listen with their kids, as if ALL science content is morally, legally obligated to be for children.
WHOA THANKS
@iHeartPodcasts
! Ologies won for Best Science Podcast!
If you’re new, this by-topic list of episodes may serve as a map. Birds, death, boning, fungus, puns. And Smologies episodes are trimmed of filth, for all-ages.
Wow weird cool!
Oh my word, WATCH OUT, chemfolx. I have a 2-part
#Potterology
episode with a university professor who teaches chemistry based on Harry Potter spells. GET PUMPED.
PHIL FINALLY GOT HIS
#BOTFLY
. As an entomologist he’s been waiting decades for this rite of passage. Who thinks he should send out an elegant birth announcement? All of us? Okay cool
You asked for it! Here's my bot fly larva growing in my back, probably around 12 days old at this point. If you look closely you'll see two little dark hooks– those are its breathing spiracles it pokes out to get air.
Need a cheerful distraction? HOW ABOUT BILL FREAKIN NYE ON OLOGIES?!
Yep. ✨The✨
@BillNye
chats
#Pedagogology
(SCICOMM) as well as ties, space, monks, craters, policy, climate, rights and comedy.
One of my favorite conversations of my life. ENJOY:
Hey if you’re a captain of a boat you should call yourself kiddo because only pilots are called captains [wink]
Signed,
Someone who has never driven any vehicle but writes op-eds out of spite & envy
#Potterology
(WIZARD SCIENCE) is up! And it’s kid-friendly! Chemistry professor Dr. Rebecca Lai teaches a college course about using science to replicate
@jk_rowling
’s wizard spells & it’s bananas. She is amazing.
I laughed. I cried. I wanted a wand.
I’m in a hotel eating cereal for dinner and doing sink laundry because I packed zero socks/underwear for a work trip.
We are all a mess. You are not alone.
In
@ravenscimaven
’s words, let’s give ourselves grace
Serious question for everyone:
Is everyone else exhausted too or is there some life hack I’m missing?? Are y’all on amphetamines and just not telling me? I wake up tired, do some stuff until like 3 pm and then I’m ready for bed.