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This is what unionist babies are told will come and get them if they're bold.
Natalya Coyle of Ireland celebrates after defeating Rena Shimazu of Japan in the women's individual fencing ranking round during the 2020 Tokyo Summer Olympic Games in Tokyo.
📸
@sportsfilebren
#Olympics
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@Sturgeons_Law
@reezels
I just got to the poster in his room bit and have had to take a moment.
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@starkrhodey
@tveitprivilege
He also appears to think that
1. Pennywise is the good guy
2. He terrorised the losers club because they were cucks.
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@tveitprivilege
@starkrhodey
the whole thread is gold, the bit where he accidentally wandered into a pride parade is gold
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A travel show on "Irish street food", which is just a trip around various Spars and Centras trying to find the best wedges/jambons/chicken fillet roll in the country.
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Probably true, $5 would surely be enough to make a phone call to their dad.
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There's a moment about 2:15 into this when a woman abandons her own child to talk to the kid from Room.
It's my most ADORABLE AMBUSH! Watch what happens when the amazing
@JacobTremblay
from ROOM joined me as our first child star on the street!
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@Holyterror44
@Sturgeons_Law
@reezels
He's such a doofus child that I nearly feel sorry for him were it not down to the fact that he'll probably eventually start following more dangerous ideas beyond being tidy.
What is such an eminently sensible person as the one who replied to him doing on the JP subreddit?
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For all the complaining about ticketmaster the band/their management are in a position to not allow dynamic pricing.
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"As a football club, Arsenal has always adhered to the principle of not involving itself in politics."
We're proud to be supporting
@PoppyLegion
❤️
You can support the Poppy Appeal too - and bag yourself a match-worn, signed shirt in the process!
More information 👇
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@fivefifths
@canary_burgundy
I do meals on wheels deliveries on occasion.Not just food. In some cases is their only human contact of the day
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Hector Bellerin once again looking fly as fuck in the stands of an Arsenal game.
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Leo must be really annoyed with that guy who was on Claire Byrne trashing NPHET's recommendations on Monday.
Varadkar says a 'short, hard lockdown' may be needed to reduce Covid-19 numbers
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I dunno, maybe we could be supporting the nurses without the undertone of "those tram driving bastards have too sweet a gig."
Our country’s nurses are striking for only the 2nd time in 100yrs. Quick google shows they are paid less than LUAS drivers, how could these two jobs be in the same pay bracket - train for a weekend Vs a life’s calling
#nursestrike
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Hey
@Twitter
@TwitterSupport
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My name is Ian Wright, and it has been for a number of decades. What's the story with this?
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@MikeyyyBoro
In order to hardness their awesome power Barca need to dump Xavi and appoint Tony Pulis at the earliest opportunity.
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@MarkArmario
@Harryslaststand
As an adoptee myself I always admire & respect people who so badly want to be parents that they take other people's children into their home and love them so much that they become entirely theirs
Fair play to you + your husband, and good luck to the pair of you and your boys
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@debhruin
@CitizenWalker89
@sayshha
Not just the civil service, my mother, the first female cashier they ever had, had to leave bank of ireland when she got married in 1971
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@ediffdog
@adultninfan
The only Wilco gig attendees who want to stand are the ones who play guitar and they want a good look at what Nels is doing.
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Any apples that have come off the trees and been damaged in the ground have been getting tossed into the goats next door for the past couple of weeks. Messed it up this morning though
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"My work in Europe is done" has very strong "I have to go now, my planet needs me" vibes.
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In the past hour it became "was an excellent dog."
I don't think he was in pain, he didn't make me take any difficult decisions.
He went lying by the fire at home in the kitchen.
I think that's the best way all things considered.
I think Edgar has rounded his final bend and is in the home stretch now after more than 13 years with me.
He remains, for the time being, an excellent dog.
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Hi George, for you to fulfill your one purpose in life all these people you love must die.
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Have almost no strongly held opinions on Artic Monkeys but will always be supportive of bands doing whatever the fuck they want and alienating their audience as a consequence.
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*takes deep breath and hopes he gets this right* ...
Stáisiún maith.
???
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End direct provision!
Repeal the 27th amendment!
Get the church out of our schools!
More social housing!
In the past 4 years the LGBT community and women of Ireland have shown us this country can be changed for the better. We owe them a debt of gratitude.
We can do loads more.
This is not the end. Ireland still has a long way to go, not only in legislating for abortion but in sorting out numerous other social injustices so I hope the new alliances forged over the
#repealthe8th
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@gallagherfergal
@Ingoflam
We may need a new manager, but at least keeping him around means that Morgan is cheesed off.
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@gunnerblog
Monchi has often said that he likes to buy players who haven't done well in the PL because it doesn't mean that they're bad players because one move has gone wrong.
We're somehow going to buy Mustafi from ourselves.
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@jearle
@janeruffino
Pitching a piece on how to become a new homeowner in 2017 that basically says, "get you a set of parents who have as many properties as they have children."
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My mum only told me of the existence of this photo today. My great grandfather and family being turfed off of their farm.
Apparently it took them more than 20 years to get it back. But 44 years later that farmhouse was where my mum was born.
Eviction of Land League member George Crowley & family, Glen, Stradbally, Waterford, Ireland 4th August 1902
http://t.co/dGzCnobh
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Whitney has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @
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Across the water the question of the day seems to be will the man who has up till now lived a consequence free life face any consequences for something.
A real head scratcher for sure.
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@YankeeGunner
@clivepafc
Drop everything and get the Jorgihno scouting video up ASAP please. Need to nip this in the bud quick.
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@LaTrioli
@such_hockey_wow
@AITA_reddit
Roomate got off easy only having to deal with dog related stuff.
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@Hyskeir2425
@DailyCannon
Irish gooners 🤝Scottish gooners
Never wanting Harry Kane to succeed ever
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@e_whizz
@limerickguide
Plus 1, fair play to you on being responsible.. If I'm ever around your way and in the mood for doing such a tour I'll bear you in mind.
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I will now dramatically improve your day for 150 seconds.
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I know "everyone" hates MK Dons, but the guys on football weekly saying that it was AFC Wimbledon that won that FA Cup is a bit much.
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I own a Bassett, 100% it's guilty of whatever the charge was.
Guys I’m very drunk but when I’m very sober I can explain.
I just saw a dog being arrested.
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@zoekennedy
@stavvers
Once you make the jump it's ok. Being bald is grand, going bald however ...
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@MiguelDelaney
Before clicking on the link, if this piece doesn't simply say, "because duh" I'm afraid it'll be overwritten.
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@Stillberto
I think no matter how grown up and serious one's life becomes it's really important to find a way to still be childish and silly sometimes, it's good for you, football certainly allows me to do that. I don't think i'm alone.
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@vegansmithsfan
@billybragg
The Iranian captain, to potential great personal cost, has been pretty explicit about what he thinks about what is going on in his own country. Harry Kane is scared of taking a booking in case he gets sent off for his first dive of the game.
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To quote a very wise person on twitter recently, "The solution to most business' staffing problems can normally be fixed by paying and treating their staff better than they do."
Shortage of young staff to work summer festivals causing strain on arts sector
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Interviewed St Vincent many years ago. Thought it went quite well but in retrospect it was obvious that I had no business being in the field of journalism when she gave me the scoop that she was making an album with David Byrne and I turned my attention back to her guitars.
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Lorraine's birthday card to me came wrapped in this terrific print she made of the superior Ian Wright.
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Anelka there, not celebrating a goal, possibly because he can't remember if he's ever played for West Ham or not but not taking any risks.
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Not even from, nor have ever lived in, Dublin and that Ed Power thing makes me think that that he's a fucking dickhead.
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@Stillberto
Was struck last night while watching it on telly that after 3 defeats on the bounce and a sloppy equaliser the Arteta song got an airing.
I wouldn't police the fans in the crowds' singing, unless it was "problematic", but I'm not sure it'd have been sung in other years.
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@7amkickoff
Emile, this is football training and you appear to have arrived for the gun show.
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If he couldn't anticipate it then he's in the wrong job. Obviously things were going to kick off, especially when prominent figures put out tweets summoning people.
Asked if Gardaí failed the country, Mr Harris said you could not have anticipated that this would have been the response to a violent crime.
He said nobody could have anticipated the disorder when these awful events would have occurred | Read more:
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3 months where my sole focus was "don't let my parents catch a killer disease" was much easier than "try to reestablish something approximating normal life, also still don't let your parents die."
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All jokes get old. Except the David Berman one that goes, "There is a house in New Orleans, not the one
you've heard about. I'm talking about another house."
That makes me smile every time I listen to that song, it even did it 5 minutes ago.
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@arseblog
@aaronramsey
That volley in Turkey is probably the greatest modern era Arsenal goals that rarely gets talked about.
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@GerryMentalman
@partymomm
@RonaldShpata
@teaandrobots
Also the server may have thought it was a order in really bad, broken Italian. "I'll do an apperol spritz" might not be a million miles from "Il duo Apperol Sptriz", which isn't right but sounds like "the two apperol spritz"
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This week when I was on my walk a woman I had never met, who it turns out lives about 1km from me stopped her car to ask about my dog because I didn't have him with me, "I hope he hasn't passed."
I fear I'm known locally as the weirdo dog walking guy.
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@Poor_Bastard
@AnaNuann
@SandyFrizzle
Big respect for Dave. Got into wrestling older than most and worked his ass off to be good at it. Got into acting in his 40's as a result of it and his worked his ass off to be good at that too.
And he seems like a good guy.
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Saw Jerry Lee Lewis play with Bruce Springsteen and the not e street band in 93 at the RDS. 13 year old me didn't really realise the degree of rock n 'roll royalty I was seeing.
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My old pal is in work with me today. He's not that energetic anymore, visibly feeling his 13 years the last few months but I think he's still happy.
I really need to hoover my office.
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Don't tell anyone from Cork I said this but I think Barleycove might be the most beautiful place I've ever been to.
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@BazzaCAFC
@ramtinology
100%, he's there with them every week, he's at training, he's on the tours. And it seems to Odegaard he's not just some guy who works for the club, he's a colleague and friend, it's nice to see.
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Seen a bit of commentary on Messi's most recent American wondergoal, "how could any defence anywhere stop that" they cry.
You kick him.
Just like if you go to see the Mona Lisa and are overcome by the sight of it, you kick it.
The Taj Mahal, you kick that as well.
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He's 10 this year and I finally got Edgar a collar with a little bandana that he can wear at a jaunty angle
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@BeardedGenius
The weird one with the neck tattoo nearly fell on his face trying to hug the players after one of the goals today, lovely stuff
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