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Please ban the phrase “Costa del [place in Ireland]”
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every damn time
What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)
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My new favourite update from the Gardaí 😹
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I can’t read this; the headline is bad enough. I have heard so many bad stories about United pet travel and dogs dying .. this is horrific.
United confirms a dog died on a flight to LaGuardia after its employee forced its owner to stow it in an overhead compartment.
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Today I learned that you can’t take the train from Dundalk to Dublin without a letter stating it’s an essential journey because there’s a drug drought in Dundalk and everyone’s taking the train to Dublin to get their drugs lmao I am reeling
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Someone in work dropped the link for the ONE BEDROOM ONE BATHROOM apartment in Rathmines they are moving out of and it’s TWO AND A HALF THOUSAND EURO PER MONTH PLEASE SOMEONE JUST SET FIRE TO THIS WHOLE COUNTRY.
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That I would own my own home
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I’m not saying that Pieta doesn’t help some people but why the fuck is the state broadcaster raising money for ONE mental health service and one alone ffs
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If you didn’t see the IT yesterday, these are the vile texts sent by Paddy Jackson et al, just vile and utterly unsurprising.
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It would be nice if Brian Dobson could afford Mary Lou McDonald the same courtesy of being able to finish a sentence, as he offered his previous guests
#GE2020
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Christmas is a strong 0/10 when you’ve lost a parent
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How DARE they ask what we do with ‘the babies’ ? My brother was stillborn at 24 weeks and was not even entitled to a birth certificate so he doesn’t legally exist. This has NOTHING to do with the 8th
#cblive
#repealthe8th
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I cannot believe it has taken me nearly 30 years on this planet to discover that the easiest way to clean a blender is to simply put washing up liquid and water into the blender and … blend it.
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Ben thinks it is dinner time and it’s absolutely not dinner time
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The most Irish attitude to a storm I’ve ever seen
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*whispers* I have had some of the worst weeks of my life recently but somehow I have been given a break in the form of the offer of a new job after a lengthy interview process and I am still shook
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Not in Dundalk five minutes and a shirtless fella is after storming out of Coffee Depot absolutely roaring ‘Fuck the Guards’
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When I was a teenager me and me Ma lived in a one bedroom flat, I did me LC and college sleeping on a sofa.
She’s disabled and got a 50sqm upstairs flat from the council two years ago - I tried to explain it was unsuitable for her and the council told me she’d be taken off..
When right wingers pretend to care about the Irish homeless but forget about their paper trail:
Looking at you Niall Boylan 👀
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This is the face of a dude who stole three lamb burgers
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Fair play to
@SuperValuIRL
for offering reusable glass bottles for their freshly squeezed orange juice. Bring your glass bottle back for refills from the self service machine. I’d love to see more shops doing this, especially for everyday products like milk ! 👏🏼🍊
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Oh my god a child who can be no more than 9 just asked if I wanted to sit down on the Dart HOW FUCKIN AULD DO I LOOK
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“Achill” as a name 😂 Who does be paying these bots I swear haha
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Of all the hot-takes about the Electric Picnic lineup, this has to be the most bizarre.
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Who the actual fuck is Gerry Cinnamon
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Not enough of ye are following farming twitter which undoubtedly the most wholesome and kind place on the internet 🐄🐑🐓
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I found a chip from last night’s dinner in my sports bra this morning and I think that perfectly sums up my reputation as an athlete
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Mam is upstairs and Arlene Foster came on the Six One and suddenly I hear a bellow of “I HATE HER”
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Is anyone else’s hayfever gone wackkkk or is it just me
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Everyone lamenting the demise of the Dice Bar .. y’all forgetting when they went full Nazi on Facebook earlier this year oooooor ? 🧐
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What on God’s green earth is this ?
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whilst I’m trying not to be too dramatic about a quiz show, losing Sue Barker from
#questionofsport
is actually devastating. new format is shite.
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Absolute scenes on the Dun Laoghaire Facebook group lmao
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S/o to the woman pushing a pram ROARING “I’M NOT LISTENIN TO YE” at some very aggressive Love Boaters on Grafton St 💪🏼💖
#repealthe8th
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I’m not a Varadkar fan and I don’t know if what he said was genuine but I can tell you now it meant a huge amount to me as a woman who has violated this law
#repealthe8th
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Lads this is a fuckin massive sheep
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Words can’t describe the loss I feel tonight. My dear Grandpa Robert passed away today after a horrible battle with dementia. One of the kindest, funniest souls to walk this planet, and my…
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Look at us, jolly after a few ciders in the pub. Life has been turbulent, but you know I love you. You are finally out of pain and I can only take solace in that. Rest well Dad.
Ar dheis Dé go raibh a anam dílis x
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Abandoned at 10 years old, found by
@MyLovelyHorseR
and changed our lives. Soon to be his first anniversary and I miss him with every beat of my heart.
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Life is so devoid of *gestures wildly* everything that when I arrived at Tesco today I announced “Wow ! That’s a new bin !”
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We kept our food cold using bags of ice from the shop. We couldn’t cook. This gaff is collapsing under us. It’s 50sqm for two adults. And we feel lucky to have it. Fuck people like NB who haven’t a fucking clue.
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Does this look fucking vacant to you ? 😡
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Stop liking this tweet it’s mediocre and I’m trying to watch Masterchef Australia
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@AlisonSpittle
I was the first person who went to my school who refused to make their confirmation and the school didn’t know what to do with me so during rehearsals I got to be the bishop.
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If anyone knows of a landlord in Dublin willing to take a mother (61) and daughter (27), an elderly dog (14) with cancer, on Homeless HAP that would be great, cuz we can’t find anywhere. Bear in mind we can’t move far because if we do we get taken off the Council List
#rtept
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A group of teenagers just walked past the gaff blaring the Vengaboys from, I shit you not, an actual boombox.
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I’ve been really struggling for several days over a death of my mam’s ex. He drowned himself in Bray beach. He was found with no ID, hardly any possessions .. I feel sick. He had no family looking for him, no friends. He was homeless.
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•RULES FOR MEN DURING THE WORLD CUP•
I probably know more about football than you, fuck off.
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I was keeping schtum until we knew for sure .. but ME AND MAM GOT A NEW HOME !!!!!
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Sinead Ryan on
#rtept
talking nonsense and David McCullagh facilitating her bullying of Joe Healy and the IFA, and more importantly farmers. Fair price for homegrown produce is the only way to make this country and our own food sustainable. Disgraceful reporting from RTÉ.
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The council list for a year and couldn’t get HAP if she turned the property down. The building is subsiding. Ppl like NB think it’s all perfect when you get a council gaff. It’s a rental, it’s not yours for life like it used to be. I can’t be on the lease even tho I’m her carer.
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Tesco Merrion was way too busy and zero social distancing being done by customers. My nerves were actually gone. The virus isn’t gone just because there’s a bank holiday lads 😡
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Ok then, what’s one of the best. This is still one of my faves.
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Did this dude stick his penis into a salmon fillet
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Ben found a biscuit on his walk and doesn’t know what to do with it
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FIRST VACCINE ON WEDNESDAY BITCHES 💉🥳
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A man is after leaving Tesco with a trolly full to the brim with nothing but onions.
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Mam has never written to a politician in her life but sent a letter to Michéal Martin to tell him how she understood his position was difficult but how grateful she was. I am so proud of her, let’s not forget to support eachother no matter who or when
#RepealThe8th
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Can we ban Catholic scaremongering from our education system please
@ciarakellydoc
? I went to a non-denominational primary school in London and we celebrated holidays from all religions including Judaism, Hinduism, Islam, Shintoism and Catholicism and it was wonderful.
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'His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy,
There's Häagen Dazs on his sweater already'
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€30,000 being spent on rent per year for this gaff. I haven’t been well all day since seeing this. Not well at all.
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“MY LIMES” I screamed internally in Aldi
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I told y’all about DRG years ago and got absolutely trashed for it by the very same people coming for him today. Comical behaviour. Maybe I’m not part of the right twitter circle to be listened to but there you go 🤷🏼♀️
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My Ma got a shell of a flat with faulty wiring. The council electrician told me he wasn’t actually allowed to install white goods when I asked could he install my oven. He’s a star and did it for me when I asked. We had to live for six months with no fridge or oven.
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ALSO in realistic self care I’m gonna have a bath with Epsom Salts and other lovely things before going to the rugby with Laragh and then Supervet with my ma. Do whatever the fuck makes you happy and ignore these fucking sociopaths.
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And in one fell swoop, I have lost them both. This morning I learned that my dear Grandma passed away, just two days after losing the love of her life. It’s been an incredibly tough few…
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WHEEZING that there is a driving school in Dundalk called “El Passo” 😂
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Huge if true
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Even war criminals are better with a dash of equality x
@RoisinEAKelly
@_Lisa_Hughes
Every industry and body is bettered by equality and a balance of all sexes x
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Why are people going mad at Tony Holohan I am just after seeing videos on Instagram and fuck me lads not a soul wearing masks and everyone on top of eachother
Drove into Dublin City Centre to collect someone from work at 815 PM. Absolutely shocked at scenes in South Great George’s St, Exchequer St, South William St area. Enormous crowds- like a major open air party. This is what we do not need when we have made so much progress.
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S/o to the person who set up the Gofundme for Tony McGregor’s Leapcard. Inspirational stuff.
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I’m genuinely unable to sleep thinking about how much cleaning that mirrored splashback is going to take ..
#RoomToImprove
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We made Ben some banana frozen yoghurt to help keep him cool and he’s so delicate with it I caaaan’t 😭💜
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Simply, a masterpiece.
Daniel O'Donnell - Night of The Daniels
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Don’t be afraid of adopting an older dog ! We got Ben at age ten and he’s the perfect friend 😊
#adoptdontshop
Cody is a gentle Shetland Collie who was a family pet for 10yrs. His family said he has a quiet temperament and just loves to be rubbed. He is great with kids and adults alike. He loves his walks & then to lie beside the fire. He’s loyal & would be a great addition to any home 🇮🇪
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Is anyone else getting overly emotional about the fact these lads drawings made it onto
#TheDen
THIRTY THREE YEARS LATER AND THEY ARE NOW DADS ?!?! 😭😭😭😭
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I’ve spent the last ten minutes in tears - the no side have called me a criminal
#LateLateShow
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Sunday morning hula hoop man vibes
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@NiSibeal
@GeorgeMonbiot
@subwayrage
Aye the lack of nuance in his language considering one side is committing biowarfare by cutting of power and water supplies is somewhat incredible.
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