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Troubled maiden aunt with homosexual tendencies. One of the nastiest trolls on here (apparently) She/her. Views not representative of @vagina_museum

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cool cool cool okay my last pinned tweet got deleted, so you can find me here or or tumblr (same handle)
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RT @thegrugq: And didn’t even seed them!
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RT @KidsWriteJokes: why does the king sing badly? because he ​is pregnant
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@Stacey_Smith88 Absolutely *ages* for the first one, second one actually turned up in 11 days, which was a surprise as they said four weeks again. Love the NHS, they probably screwed up and did my one in the wrong order.
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(this is legit original book details and honestly that healthy breakup at the end was *formative* and it breaks my heart that YA romances literally never do this any more)
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@anna_baggaley I will be FUMING if they stay together at the end
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I'm possibly being a little foilhat here but isn't it weird that a non-responsive military helicopter hits a passenger jet and all the US government have to offer is entirely diverting the conversation to DEI?
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RT @vagina_museum: It's the most wonderful time of the year: #ThresholdDay! Did Janeway and Tom Paris fuck when they were giant space newts…
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RT @ThePCCLondon: #SaveThePCC Some of you may have read about the situation regarding our new landlord wishing to add a new redevelopment…
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RT @SmnLlyd5: My son put the hands on his new Lego dinosaur the wrong way up and now it looks like an frustrated Serie A defender after the…
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just another day working at @vagina_museum
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What do YOU have that @elonmusk doesn’t?
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@RozKaveney HIGH FIVE
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@Stacey_Smith88 Best of luck! Mine was on the lower leg so I took full advantage of being on doctors orders to sit around with my feet up
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@speakoutsister I love the NHS but seriously, the bolded text of "call your GP from now on please, even if you have another fucked up mole" is so NHS lol
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@Ellwynnnnn Might be a cross, or might just be one of the less fucked up ones
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@Ellwynnnnn They can get pretty big, looks a lot like a frenchie just LORGE
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