(Span Tuyu) Peaches.
@ganjiskhanum
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Social Battery ALWAYS at critical levels. It's ok to be quiet sometimes... I will bullshit you... Don't be sorry,hoe. Be careful.😏🫵🏽
In my house, come beat me..😏
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This will be the year we have the most to be grateful for..
2024 mantra ✨✨
Things Will Work Out Better Than You're Hoping For.
2023 Mantra 🤌🏽❤️
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This is what I was saying about the young family that was being trolled juzi....our systems oughta work..so that when a young man marries, he doesn't feel like a loser for not being able to provide for his family
"My wife thinks I'm a loser."
This jobless 24-year-old told us why he's protesting in Kenya
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Hello
@BBCAfrica
Are you aware that your journalist
@mutahibasse
is reporting inaccurately? Do you as a media house stand for sensationalism and falsehoods? Today’s protests
#RejectFinanceBill2024
have very little to do with bread, and minimizing them is wrong and unethical
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Don't you ever disrespect dogs like this ever again 😡
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You'd be surprised how much unbothered uninterrupted sleep the wicked get..
Living with the guilt of kiIIing 10 of your classmates in a dormitory fire must be haunting. Especially knowing you walked out scot free
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Wanasemanga, as you grow older, life humbles you so much,bc you realize the distance between you and a situation sometimes is just time. Not being special or smarter. Don't ever think it can't happen to you.
There's something I want to say, but I don't know how to put it.
But in short in this life, never think something can never happen to you. WUEH.
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You're not pro life.. what you are in no specific order is
1. Privileged
2. Blinded by your privilege
3. Misinformed
4. Ignorant
5. Loud
6. Wrong
7. Condescending
8. Rude
9. Lacking in thought
10. Lacking in intelligence and situational awareness.
I hope this helps
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But you were given the mic and OMG what do I say guys 🥹🥹🥹??
Affordable tertiary education shoulda been your first talking point.
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Today is for Beasley...mahn... You
@WilliamsRuto
killed this young man... And with his death, died his dreams, his parents' and those of everyone he loved... It's not fair that you get to keep your sons while you send police to rob parents off theirs.. You have to go
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Y'all that are willingly friends with this one... I mean willingly...Her covert narcissism and savior complex aside,does her lack of comprehension make you dizzy?or like Yaa Gyasi, you say,"Yes, she's insufferable,but she's ours so we must suffer her". ?🥺🥺🥺 Help me y'all...
@ganjiskhanum
😂I’m still laughing because you’re mad because I said I’m going to school
Literally just that
I can’t wait to see how mad you get when I say I’m going on vacation😂 get your pen and paper ready you’re about to write so much more
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Marrying one so you can say waruta ní ngúkua when he’s inside 🥴🥴🥴
Marrying a kikuyu so we can speak fluent kikuyu all day>>>>>>>
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Imagine someone that likes you telling the whole timeline that they want to finger you so good that you cry,then make you taste yourself,eat you out till you levitate,then fuck you till all you get at work on a Monday morning is toe curling flashbacks...
I'd die.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Friends of Mohkay that know what's up should check on him and make sure he's aight..It's one thing to have a private setback...But it's another when it's public and people give cruel think pieces...Seeing outpouring hate can be overwhelming no matter how strong you is.. 🙏🏽
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My mom been a teacher since '86 and retiring next year...I want to find at least one person she's taught, every year from '86 to 2023... And bring them to her retirement party on 1/1/2025 Insha'Allah 🙏🏽😭
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Nah… you have that look.. like you know something we dont 😅😅😅
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Ukirudi??? Unarudi wapi??😂😂😂
Ukininyamazia more than two days na tunadate, ukirudi kuja na mzazi mmoja na barua ya chief
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Ah. There.
I came at your lack of comprehension and measly intellect shown in your ability to squander a chance to speak on pertinent issues baby.... Being a walking example of Ye's some people graduate but be still stupid(TYSM Ye for this bar fr) .. is some nasty work ♥️
@ganjiskhanum
You can read no?😂
You came at me because I’m going to school
Maybe you should also go to one?😭 Clout is meaningless I’ve had it for years, on the ground, your brain matters, you know that right?😭😂
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It's by design... It's designed to overtax you, exhaust you,frustrate you so that you're always fighting something. When you're always fighting, you will never progress.
Why can’t they use the old funding model for our education? Why is this country so exhausting?
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Remember
@Shad_khalif
we are IMMENSELY PROUD of you... You have been selfless... It's just a misstep which you clocked and apologized for... We soldier on... Please do not despair...
#REJECTFINANCEBILL2024
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@JoyJMurraya
Spiraling. Incoherence of thought. Verbosity. That I can make you do these things all while not knowing who I am is a bit telling... But you're entertaining 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I'm actually enjoying your tirade.
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@JoyJMurraya
No. Baby. No. No one is bitter ... I wish I were... But feels like I'm attending a circus where the clown is outdoing themselves twisting this way and that ... It would be a tad insulting... shameful even to not to be entertained at the very least.. mazel tov 👏🏽😅
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This isn't even a dig...If I were on the other side I'd have just said "wah, Sasa nitado? 🥹🥹🥹" Bc an account I haven't interacted with is not enough to have me writing thesis after thesis... But for some of y'all intelligence is the F1 podium and you're Nico Hulkenberg ♥️
But you were given the mic and OMG what do I say guys 🥹🥹🥹??
Affordable tertiary education shoulda been your first talking point.
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The same support we promised
@luhyaheat
is the one I'd like us to extend to
@tooearly4birds
...you guys ... Gathonz has been outside, she didn't stay home.Ngartia has been outside .... They deserve our support...we are one ...and as always
#RUTOMUSTGO
See Deets:)
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In an abusive relationship with my phone... Overwhelmed.. going insane..but I feel an obligation to stay on it and keep tweeting
#rejectfinancebill2024
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@JoyJMurraya
It's sad that you give so much about yourself away w such little motivation... But I'm not surprised bc that kind of tact? knowing when you've said too much? It is a reserve of the intelligent ... I'm sorry 😔♥️
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This coming year I’m asking the universe to favor me. For luck to be on my side always…For grace to abide in me and speak for me and carry me through… and put me in places I’ve dreamt of.. and even those beyond my wildest dreams…
I’m speaking this for me and my people 💕
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I wanted to do a think piece but I realized you're in media and this is prolly a topic for your show.
Controversy= Traction= Engagements= Visibility/profile views= brand endorsements.
Secure the bag bbg ☺️
Borrowing money from your woman is a very unattractive thing to do
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Women are suicide bombers bc ain't no way you referred to yourself as everything with a skirt to make a point.
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@JoyJMurraya
@Babylon_Ke
No one was mean to you. From what I've seen,the people who are mean to you call you bigshow, accuse you of doing grimy shit to get gigs and shit like that,I didn't.. I said you shoulda talked bout affordable tertiary education,but you deactivated critical thinking. Muah 😘♥️
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Nah .. y'all ...I need to know... if someone sent you a text like this... Is this a good communicator or are they a person not that into you?? Bc my group chat can't seem to agree 🤣🤣🤣
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Ma'am,
@J_Njeri
hi .. Have you no iota of shame that exists in the shreds of your professionalism?? And you,Ms.
@annesoy
are you people so tone-deaf as to diminish an entire citizenry's outcry against tyranny to bread?? BREAD??? Come on now
@JosephWinter
DO BETTER
@BBCAfrica
Hello
@BBCAfrica
Are you aware that your journalist
@mutahibasse
is reporting inaccurately? Do you as a media house stand for sensationalism and falsehoods? Today’s protests
#RejectFinanceBill2024
have very little to do with bread, and minimizing them is wrong and unethical
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Nah..
There's another perspective... the "I can communicate effectively, but I've dealt with you just about long enough to know you have no comprehension skills" perspective.
Ghosting is not wokeness,you are just stupid and cannot communicate
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Lmao it's the cognitive dissonance that makes me chuckle...
You came on here and said how much you hate your wife's existence...but single women should be terrified bc they're single??
How is that thought process?? LMAO.
You see how men talk about their wives on here and same men spend their days telling single women that they’ll die alone lol your wives are dying in your homes abeg SHIFT.
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@Kevoh__
Right?? Imagine if they were to come outside since they know his shop..wamsalimie sana hata sio kidogo??🥹🥹
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@His_randomness
Your empathy and decency must be priced ... You're sure you're not the dregs of the society they was talmbout??
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Tangu former oomf aseme akipikia mtu pancakes hawezi toka kwake siku tatu akaulizwa ama atakaa juu ya kuhara?? Things were never the same
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Just here to remind you that soko ni chafu. Na watu huku nje hawana akili,hawana boundaries na hawana comprehension. Shauri zenu wote wenye mko soko.
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😮💨😌
Can I see y’all before and after y’all started working out? Here’s mine. 4 month difference
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Being taken care of is nice... but don't confuse a boyfriend and a sugar daddy... you require a sugar daddy to pay for the sugar...your boyfriend is being thoughtful.. thoughtfulness can't be commercialized... 🤞🏽✌🏽
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Lady Danbury vs Rendi ya Ndumberi 😭
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@ShikoWAwanjish
@kenyansaram
It would be unprofessional if she mentioned the name of the specific student ... Duty of care hasn't been neglected. You're being reactive... Which is very unsafe for minors.. stop it.
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@Levilabaybee
@Ikamuzu_Ukir
@NotTramBraxton
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 a man's soulmate has always been another man ey?
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I love these takes bc they affirm our delusion that people should come preprogrammed with how to love us 😌
What you're not supposed to teach is basic decency, kindness, consideration... but how to love you? How to fuck you? How to support you? You gotta help them learn. lol
If you have to tell someone how to love you, maybe you should love yourself and walk away
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It's not that we don't learn... It's that nothing is working... If people don't get out, their kids will starve... Mahn... It's not that people don't learn... Please let's not say this 🙏🏽 No one would be outside in dangerous fast moving waters if they had a choice
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I need you to notice that Hon. Kivutha Kibwana is standing there.. unarmed and unharmed ❤️☺️
Kibwezi West Mp Mwengi Mutuse leo amesalimiwa na Ma Gen z. All those who betrayed their voters by voting YES must be reminded that sovereign POWER belongs to the PEOPLE.
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Y'all: Men should know it's okay to cry,to be vulnerable, they carry so much and sometimes it's okay to let it out.
Also y'all:
Ma'am,at your big age,not knowing how to hold space for people is a disgusting trait ... I mean this disrespectfully, grow tf up.
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Adulting is waking up with plans to go somewhere,then changing your mind(and clothes) and getting back to bed.🤣🤣
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You missed the bigger picture... it being that he is also the kind of friend that won't help you cover up the vile shit you do to people just bc you're friends... w people like him you have to move correct 24/7.. but I can understand why you'd feel the way you do
Friends like Carlton are the reason I have few friends,such a pinky lips man
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saying it's an honest question is laughable...bc you and I know it's not, but then you and I also know that only a person feeling bad about themselves would get joy from others feeling bad about themselves bc then, they get to think they're better than somebody... please heal.
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God, if you're real, why do you allow yourself to be mocked by the lying tongue and murderous actions of this man? why do you allow mothers to mourn senseless deaths of their children? Why is everything so heavy? Why has grief become the air we collectively breathe? I'm tayad
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Duality.
You can be extremely heartbroken by someone's passing but at the same time relieved...it's totally understandable....
This is going to sound very bad. But I’m just wondering why parents added two children 14 years after we were born at a time we were deep in poverty 😅. I’m sort of lucky last born passed away juu wangekuwa wawili sahi and both would probably be my responsibility.
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I can still dress with my towel wrapped around my body and not drop it or expose any part(s)😆😆😆😆
Which boarding house behaviour do you still exhibit today?
I tie my sponge around my waist before rinsing my body in the shower 🙈
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And this is why I don't deal with nobody's poorly raised son..bc it's on purpose that y'all raise them like hillbillies so they expect every woman will accept them for the hillbillies they are.. back to the mother real quick 🙏🏽😂
My son got that lying sht BAD,whateva female end up w/ him in the future baby I wish u da best😭
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I want to be eaten like pudding in a cup.. without a spoon, then stuffed till all I’m hearing is tlof tlof tlof…. There must have been sth in that teargas
Need some nasty sloppy toppy and a glass of whiskey after the events of the past few weeks.
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Oh?
@elonmusk
so X is pro free speech until Kenyans want to express their disdain for the finance bill??? Gotcha
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Shad is not the enemy... He recalled his statement immediately... He has not made himself the de facto leader... It's just that he was there when it mattered most... Let's not be easily distracted..enemy is the bill
#RejectEntireFinanceBill2024
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Freedom.
I perform acts of service and kindness not because sky daddy will slay me if I don't, but because it feels good to be kind... It's so freeing to not live in fear of perpetual hell,but to have joy bc life is for the living ... Very nice.
How has leaving organised religion improved your life?
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I want to place myself strategically on top of someone's son, then spread my legs so that my knees are at his sides, at a strategic point where I can slowly drop my 😺 on his 🍆 then bounce on it like my life depends on it.😭😭😭
FREE ME!!!!
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Eeerrrm not to disqualify your questions but me thinks... You might wanna tone down on the condescension...for obvious reasons 🤞🏾
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@_Wachiuri_
LoooooooooL wewe pia sarcasm connoisseur get off his dick... you know well as I do that he means that shit
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Sitaki kuongea about Mutoriah bc I love his music and I've watched him perform live... He could charge hella money for a gig and I'd still go...add the orchestra experience -sound quality, equipment, preparation- and you will realize that price is okay.
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Niliona inaitwa queueing... as long as there's something new to be mad at every day... you will never have time to organize your thoughts or regroup...there will never be enough momentum for a revolution
Hii serikali ata haiachi m process previous shenanigans kama hamjapewa a new thing to be mad at
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I hope if I get there nobody ever calls me🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽
Nikishaafika hapo ain't shit left to say 🫵🏽
I think if u see a suicidal note on someone's Timeline, of you know them, just call them and talk them out.
💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
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Hi (with intentions of drinking hot beverages in the same room in comfortable silence while each is doing their own thing,because we understand not all silence has to be filled with words)
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Ukweli ni...most of you are trolling that mom bc you want the man I question to validate you ...you have nothing against her and to some extent,I dare say you understand her frustration...but publicly gagging on that man's meat is more important to y'all..
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You guys... Si we start a movement to
#boycottcafedeli
? We can do it on here and Kwa ground... Let's make sure that our moneys are used where we're supported??? Let's put them outta business... Starting with 1star reviews on tripadvisor and on play store.. hi
@CafeDeliNairobi
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Things Will Work Out Better Than You're Hoping For.
2023 Mantra 🤌🏽❤️
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The counter was women should start their lives in a psych ward and prove their way out... Mahn idk.
Remember that lady who said men should start their lives in prison and prove their way out?
Yeah, valid.
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Thika people should make her as uncomfortable and as afraid as we’ve all been feeling
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Let me flex my pick me muscles 🏋🏾♀️🤸🏾♂️💪🏽🦵🏽🤣 Ms. Niggas if you may...
A realization you'll come to is that most women don't do things for men in good faith, they assume that the good they do,buys them the man and absolves them from accountability for bad behavior or being left 😆
My friend once dated a man who had bad acne. She introduced him to a skin care routine and bought him skin products which worked very well, he got back his confidence and a well boosted self esteem and left her.
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