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Joined September 2021
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3 years
And on the day you don't know what to choose, Choose your mental health.
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Sijui kama I am the only person who is happy when I lend people some money and they don’t pay it back because it means they can never ask for money from me again??.
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5 months
Money management 101: Give your money at least 48hrs after it hits your account before spending it.
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2 months
Uzuri kumake it hainanga deadline.
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2 months
December ikifika date 15 and you are still going to work, just find something better to do with your life next year.
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1 month
Mnatumia macho vibaya sana huku nje.
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Sometimes mimi huona it's better kuwa raised from poverty than kuwa raised from a rich family.
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5 months
What meals do you people eat kwa nyumba zenu apart from Ugali/Rice? Deciding what to cook hukuwa stressful asf.
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2 months
I think Gin has the worst taste when it comes to liquor.
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8 months
Lakini a cold Minute Maid Apple juice might be the best non-alcoholic drink of all time.
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5 months
That first one hour of acting like you didn’t link up to fck is usually crazy😭.
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5 months
I will probably be cooked for this but Keg for girls ain’t it man!.
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2 years
Huku kumejaa vienyeji, unaenda aje klabu na kitenge mbwa!.
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8 months
Mnatumia picha ya rais kama S.I Unit ya uongo shamelessly 😂.
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2 months
Toxic work places unakuwanga umechoka akili by 9AM.
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8 months
How do you guys maintain your sneaky links without getting them attached? Ni kama kuna makosa inafanyika mahali.
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2 years
Hawa watu hupenda mkate ya broadways, is everything okay at home?.
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8 months
Unaamkanga ukiwa very motivated for the day lakini by saa moja unakumbuka you live in Kenya unarudi back to zero.
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6 months
Nauliza mara ya mwisho, nani anataka bhajia?🤭.
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9 months
I feel like the more positive you are about life, the more things tend to work in your favor.
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3 years
6K inafaa kubuy a maximum of 2 shoes for a man.
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2 months
Women are so beautiful man.
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8 months
Mko sure there’s’No sleep for the wicked’ na vile your cheating boyfriends wanalala kwa mat hadi wanamwaga mate??.
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1 year
Unpopular but Minji are low-key superior to Kamande.
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3 years
Hii ni shopping ya 2000/=😞
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8 months
‘You are such a great guy, you deserve better….’ Umbwaa!!.
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2 months
Not the worst right?🙂
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2 months
I want to try and make Pilau today, will share results(depending on the outcome).
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9 months
People are only ‘bad at texting’ if they don’t like you is a hill I will die on.
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23 days
Nothing excites me like a clean house.
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10 months
Second day of no contact and believe me, I might never talk to her again.
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3 years
How much do you guys buy trousers? Like jeans.
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9 months
That light skin well built kikuyu boy will only break your heart my sister.
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8 months
Liking Samosa ndengu is a character flaw.
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3 years
Nimelipa rent, maji na stima. Pesa yangu ikaisha na tuko date 3😭😭.
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9 months
Ukiwacha mtu kwako alafu ukirudi jioni upate aliosha nyumba, vyombo na manguo zilikwa chafu what’s next?? It’s urgent.
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10 months
I think avoidants is just a term used to refer to people who don’t like you back.
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3 years
Huku home wanashangaa mbona kila mtu anashinda na long sleeve kumbe ni tattoo tunaficha😪😂.
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8 months
Imagine allowing people to make you unhappy na maisha ni yako??.
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1 year
Kuna internship opportunities mahali kama uko na background ya any of these ama you know someone(20K monthly stipend for 6 months). HR.Logistics .Planning.Fabric Technology .IT. Minimum requirements is a Bachelor’s degree.
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10 months
As a sign of intent I already went ahead and added a body.
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10 months
Second day of no contact and believe me, I might never talk to her again.
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7 months
Light skin kikuyu babes with dreadlocks>>>.
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2 months
My next girlfriend will be so lucky because she will get to experience the best version of me.
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1 year
I moved out when I was 23 years of age, na wewe?.
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3 years
Interviewer : where do you see yourself in 5 years? .Me: in your chair, but asking better questions.
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10 months
All hail petite babes, I’ve seen the light. They are the real deal fr🙌.
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2 months
Hizi siku ziende haraka mmi niende Solfest.
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6 months
No one talks about the loneliness that comes with losing your mum, especially at a young age.
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11 months
The sex drive that comes with lifting weights>>>>>.
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2 months
Solfest iko in about 10 days from now na sioni watu wakiongelelea, kwani hamuendi?.
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3 years
Nimekwa nikiwatch 'The Blacklist' for sometime now na I really hate this guy (Mr. Solomon) . Alfu jana ndio najua aty ni Kenyan by the name of Edi Gathegi.
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Flex with a photo you took today.
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2 years
Rt.
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9 months
Well prepared githeri hukuwa a very delicious meal.
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3 years
Huku nje watu wanajivunia biashara zao alafu kuna wewe sasa uko proud ju dem yako amebeba😂😂💔.
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3 years
Hiyo mdomo inaingizwa 7 inches ndiyo mnauma nayo smokie mara tano?🤔.
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11 months
The scariest thing about relationships is that someone can wake up one day and decide that they don’t want you anymore.
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3 years
Mmi ata nizeeke aje nikiona kioo tao lazima nitembee pole pole nijiangalie😂😂.
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3 years
Don’t mix friendship with sex, It ruins everything.
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3 years
Women be like "communication is key" and talk to everyone but you 😭😭.
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9 months
Ukiambiwa hukai mtu anaeza kuwa serious kwa relationship inamaanisha nini guys?.
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2 years
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Tenure
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9 months
We as single people should create a group and help each other decide what to cook everyday of the week.
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3 years
I'm disappointed with the quality of women am attracting lately😢.
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3 months
Siku moja nitafall in love ata mmi niexperience vile huwa mnaskia.
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3 years
Mwanaume kucravia indomie ni normal kweli? 😂😂.
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3 years
Kama nilisahau Hot Grabba na nilikwa nimecram yote unadhania wewe ni nani nisikusahau? 🤔.
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9 months
Gifting is my love language, I’ll get you anything my love.
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8 months
Sundays are for cuddles with your girlfriends.
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3 years
Ati mmesema huyo hukuliwa na SURE hafai kuongea? 😂😂.
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3 months
Everything about s*x is just disgusting man.
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3 years
How do you people celebrate your birthdays?.
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3 years
Her: Mbona siku hizi huniongeleshi? .Mimi: Ulinichizisha, siku hizi najiongelesha tu.
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10 months
To anyone reading this, Better days are coming for you.
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1 year
Buy that girl chocolate often even without her asking!.
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3 years
Dem unashinda umeuliza chali yako kama ako na dem mwingne, unangoja aseme eeh? 🤔😂😂.
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3 years
Wewe ni mrembo lakini hiyo tumbo sijui tutafanyia nni aki😒.
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3 years
Mums never apologize, they just start acting nice to you😀.
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3 years
Imagine trusting any woman born between January-December😒.
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😂😂
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𝙒𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙧
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Medical Team Not to Enter The Pitch?
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3 years
Ni meal gani hukuwa the most important kwako? Mmi ni supper lazima nikule.
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3 years
Your circle is supposed to be proud of you, not jealous.
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3 years
Saa hii kuna mwanaume ametulia tu mahali na hajui dick alituma inatumika Twitter ati ni @0fficialjhons , be careful na women mnainteract na wao bana.
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4 months
Siku hizi unakopesha mtu pesa unajipata umepoteza pesa yako pamoja na rafiki yako.
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2 months
Minute Maid Pulpy Orange is low-key a solid drink.
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3 years
Cuddles are overrated, kitanda ni ya kulala. Kama mtu anataka kushikwa aende Kilimani Police Station😒.
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1 year
That lightskin Kikuyu guy is your soulmate, DM them.
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3 years
Hapa Twitter no one is your friend, just a bunch of handles you interact with.
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Fire mirror selfies innit!.
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3 years
Know your position in someone's life,usishinde umejam.
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3 years
Playlist yangu nayo unaeza mistake na ya msichana😁.
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1 month
Nashinda nimepoteza wakati nikikimbizana na wasichana kumbe nyota yangu iko ile pande ingne😭😭.
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3 years
How do you survive with 10K salary in Nairobi? 🤔.
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3 years
Na wanaume mjue makeup haiundi genes, utampea mimba akutolee katoto kanakaa Atwoli😂😂.
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1 year
If you reply to my message after more than 15 mins and you’ve been online the whole time, we are done fr!.
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Texting icks?.
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11 months
The way someone fits you into their schedule says lot about what they think of you!.
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8 months
You have no business being in a relationship if you’re broke.
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3 months
That period where you feel like you are not making any progress in your life<<<<<.
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3 years
Kuna mtu ata saa hii anaendelea kunona. Aki watu wengne😒.
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3 years
ⓘInteracting with us smallwigs won't reduce the number of your followers!.
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2 months
For every 3 likes I take a shot, let’s go!.
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10 months
I just followed you, can’t you see I want you?.
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