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Idk how to tell you this but, you're about 9 years overdue...
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ilianza na kaselfie
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Mkae mkijua if that cop hadn’t seen his brother angewaua hadi nyinyi.
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Kenyans are really talented. Who would’ve guessed that a girl from a small town called Uganda in kenya would win? I stan 👏🏼
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@cruiz_7
@Destoni19
Definitely conceived from precum that’s why you can’t process full thoughts.
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When I interned, they tried to make me an errand girl whilst simultaneously calling me a slay queen. Mimi wakinituma fries masala naleta bhajia na natupa salt and ketchup. Wakinituma kahawa naleta strungi. They never sent me after a few days 💀
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That stone that the builders rejected I’ve found in my dengu 😭😭
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If I wanted the opinion of an asshole ningeinama nishute. Kasia!
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Tumeona chai Sasa fungua shati tuone mateatea
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Leo kwa nail salon i was having a fruit juice and some pregnant lady was saying how she can smell sjui beetroot and it’s making her sick nikaongeza volume kwa earphones Cos she wanted the child just like i wanted the juice. We all made our choices.
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Marrying a doctor and bringing apples to the bedroom when you don’t get along
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The chapati isn’t going Anywhere shoba
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Uliza malaya wenzako huko lodging mbwa
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A friend of mine told me her man likes it when she talks through sex but she doesn’t know what to say so I’ll make a thread of stuff to talk your man through a nut.
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Man imagine having white sneakers stay white even at the bottom😭
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Your braids are two tosses away from detaching from your forehead and you’re worried about watu wanono?
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This almost put the wallet industry to a stop in Kenya 💀😂
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Ata bila dough tunaeza ungana
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Like a pua communicator.wait, are you even listening to me?😭
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Sometimes you wanna support online businesses until unapata what you can buy kwa ground at 100 inauzwa huku 2000.
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Everyone: let’s wear earth tones but let’s not tell Bien
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Hosting that murderer on the day of Rex’s funeral is messy af.
We will not forget.
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If coochie was not meant to be kissed then why it got lips?
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Money was poured. You see why the maumau did not let people back into the forest after they got captured 😂😂
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Niggas see you with another guy and tell you “ulinikataa” like bro si I’ll fuck you too ai
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Might as well suck the eggs straight from the chicken’s coochie
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I thought unakula mayai na cotton
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While you're at your expensive hospital ask them to check if your anus and mouth switched places cos you're talking absolute shite.
What are you doing about it?
#ManUp
I invested 50 million to be elected a leader. I served way before being elected. At 55
#OfficiallyMadeOfTitenium
because of sacrifices I made. As a member of the Health Commitee we shaping the Presidents
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#UHCKe
being crucial.
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Last week I dmed my crush and he turned me down respectfully😭😭❤️ he said “Thanks but I’m seeing someone and I’m gonna do right by her”
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Looks cute but imagine going down on your girl and she tastes like zile 5 bob kubwa
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SFL18J1NZ3 confirmed. You have received Ksh 15,000,000.00 from VLADMIR PUTIN via CO-OP BANK on 23/6/24 at 9.12 AM. New M-PESA balance is Ksh15,000,000.00
Very ready for Tuesday 🙏🏾
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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Ulianza decade ukiwa kwa eulogy? 😭😭
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I’d be pissed too if I slept with the ugliest tweep for two pieces of wings and a handful of fries 😂😂
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I saw the first word and got triggered. I fucking hate ruto.
Billions is such a good series . Showmax is too good to be acting so insane 😔act right please
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Arguing after eating someone’s ass alafu ukose kusema “how can you do this to me after all the shit we’ve been through” is a waste of sin
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Starting a business is scary Cos you start to notice how many people offer the same services but then I keep remembering someone told me “there’s enough room in the industry for your services” and I think that’s beautiful✨
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Shame on you for doing such lazy work and a huge FUCK YOU for trying to insult our intelligence like this.
You consistently set low standards and fail to achieve them.
phone sim cards, and a machette, among others were recovered.
Ag. IG Kanja said that the Postmortem examination is ongoing today, and appreciated members of the public for their continued support to the Police in the search exercise.
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Imagine coming out in full gear and your opp is a 20 year old girl with a crop top and a mini skirt 😂😂
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Sis said it with her chest 😂
You'll move out and realize bread and tap water actually slaps😭😭
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uko there being insecure of girls with big butts and shit na his type is a handsome girl
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Mliona ujeuri when that cop shot at peaceful protesters without even looking??
DID YOU SEE?? Thats confidence in knowing theyre protected
#RutoMustGo
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Utajuaje harufu ya kuma na wewe ni mkundu tu ya Jeff unatambua?
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Penis pals and coochie cousins is funny but kaswende 5 aside? HILARIOUS 😂😂
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Heri tu mrudi kuniita mkundugenzi than dem wa maporn 😭😭
Yule dem wa maporn si hata yeye hukunywa hizo makali na ndio anaendeleza kuglow. Siri ni gani?
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They’re probably sad Cos gari ya white hainanga mbio kama ya black
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Territory marking huwa funny Cos you’ll leave your makeup kwa your mans house then sisi tuitumie asubuhi tukisema “Lmaooo kwani your babes is my shade?”
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When you’re on the first date and he puts his hand on your thigh
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My pal went to surprise her man and found her co-gf there 😭😭💔
This Nairobi 😭😭😭
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Anytime Uko sherehe uone a man that’s shirtless 9/10 times ni mluhya
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Where can I buy this choker?
I’m not gonna lie I’ve been looking for an excuse to post my hands
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Sometimes i just wanna stick a straw in his urethra and drink his nut straight from the source 😩😩
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Whew. Ebu one day I’ll tell yall how i was dating some Maasai dude alafu nikaona ruracio pics amepost. Nikamconfront akasema “Mimi ni mmaasai nipee muda kidogo ata wewe nikuoe”
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Leo Niko out nimekuja kulewaaaaa
Waiter leta pen nimekuja na paperrrrrr
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no one:
dads after moving his cup to the sink:
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Osoro hutumia izo avi ugly to lower expectations ndo madem wakimwona in rl waseme “ah, you’re much better than I expected”
I stan 🐐
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Hmm... 🥴😂
Am i the only one who sees it 🙈
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“Nipe au nife” is probably the funniest tweet followed by “malisa hio...”
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Weh anyway, me I said it once and I’ll say it again. False accusations can’t be taken away just by words. Hio label hustick even after you’ve cleared your name. Acheni kucheza na lives za watu.
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Nimeona mahali mtu ameambiwa akona nguo moja kama cartoon😂😭😭
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This win is not just for me but for every horny girl out there that quietly likes my tweets because they can’t tweet their feelings. I tweet for y’all.
Let’s cum together for a hornier tomorrow! 🥂
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But both pictures are still her so idk who took the bigger L lol 😂
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