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New Korosho (cashewnuts) consignment just landed.
Quantity ni ivi
½ KG 850
1KG 1700
Bulk orders will be discounted.
0718071964.... I can deliver along Kiambu Rd and Kamiti Rd.
We can also make arrangements if outside these areas, even courier services. ORDER & RT
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Ebu guys check this guy's work out on Facebook! Your mind will be BLOWN coz he's pretty darn good at renovations!
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ARUDISHWE HAGUE!!
ARUDISHWE HAGUE!!
ARUDISHWE HAGUE!!
ARUDISHWE HAGUE!!
#RejectFinanceBill2024
#RejectFinanceBill2024
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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This new LSK Babe is IT! A force 🔥🔥🔥
Hit the ground running unlike the other wankers previously
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That Jeff and Dj Fatxo story is very sad. Came across this very detailed post, someone asking the right questions too.
I hope the truth comes out and justice is done.
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Yaani Trevor Ombija stood confidently and said he offered to soundproof a neighbour's house... let that sink in. Not his nightclub located in a residential area WHICH has the noise issues, but someone's home... mimi I have never heard something so absurd.
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I've been holding this in for so long, this nicca used to get this babe called Christine from Kitale do his assignments tukiwa Campo and now I see he's not been the smartest ever. UON Class between 2009 and 2012. F.U.
Ndugu, STOP misleading Kenyans!
The road criss-crosses Kitutu Chache North and South constituencies in Kisii County, and is 64.6 km.
The project was initially awarded on 11th May, 2016, and works commenced on 5th August, 2016, after its launch by President Uhuru Kenyatta.
But
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A mother was called to identify her dead form 1 child, after she passed away in NJORO GIRLS school due to acute pneumonia because the admin did not see it fit to inform the parents the child was severely sick.
I want school heads to start being charged with negligence!!!
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In your 30s plus, you should belong to a community. It could be from church, a hiking group, a promiscuity group... anything. Just have a group you regularly meet with and yall show up for occasions with.
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All this because I did not wish you a Happy fathers day? 😩
At one point in my life in my 20s, I never wanted a family. Then I had a one night stand one day and this ka little girl came through. She changed my life.
Happy Father's Day to me.
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They wrote on child's school WhatsApp group that we should register the kids as our dependants on SHIF before schools reopen.
I told them it was declared unconstitutional by the courts and hope they won't try and force us.
Not a word has been said again.
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I'm telling you this fraud still went ahead and voted for him. SMH
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How much electricity does this thing consume? Should I worry about my bill in the coming month?
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My Mom got invited to a party, alafu wakaekelewa KO kwa meza. Funny woman decided to try for the first time then send me a picture...
Parenting our parents 🤦♀️
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Mimi kitu nadai pia tupiganie sana ni haki za watoto. Why do we have cases of kids dying in schools due to monolization, negligence and corporal punishment and yet most perpetrators walk?
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GOTHA! For the SS gang
@daddyowenmusic
You have Charlene's number. Call her to talk to her father.. Wacha kutupima akili nani.
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I respect everyone who has managed to start any sort of business, doesn't matter how big or small.
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They brutally murdered a young protester and threw his body in a dam...
If you see someone so angry and start questioning their anger, you are complacent.
I would rather be told I'm fighting like a headless chicken but as long as this regime is in power, I'm not backing down.
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Dj Fatxo says he came home, found Jeff missing from the house, questioned the other 2 men who also had no idea of where he (Jeff) was, so he said he went to report him as a missing person.
Now... 💀💀💀
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Aki nimeJam...or is it kuskia mbaya. Let me tell you something ironical, I was so pressed so I decided to go to a church kuomba washroom.
PCEA kahawa farmers, breh straight up I've been told no kwa gate ati not allowed.
Guess where I was helped, a freaking bar hapo chini.
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We as parents should start ensuring that the dorms in boarding schools we take our children have:
1. Fire escapes
2. At least 2 doors
3. Window grills big enough to squeeze through
4. Fire extinguisher
Schools to termly carry out Fire drills. Please circulate in your WhatsApps
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Since you people find me funny, support my baby by finding her Advertisement gigs. She's photogenic, I promise! Point me to any agency you know of 😅
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Baby Daddies huwa na sarakasi Sana. He downloaded my pictures from Facebook and can't even tag me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tell Rigathi Gachagua that niriguza Murima.
Happy birthday and maisha marefu to the Chief Baddies Officer.
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Maaahn, at 5Am I picked up a lady WITH HER 2 YEAR OLD at Total Dennis Pritt, to drop them home. They slept at the petrol station coz they got boxed by other vehicles, while trying to fuel jana AND they couldn't get any cab to get home until this morning.
Are we not angry yet?
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Anyway, I'm no longer jobless you guy! Na nimeingia job kwa kishindo... I work for/with an amazing organisation. Thank you 2024, we starting off very well 😊
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Unicity Mall has been a ghost town for years! Honestly it is very unfair of the Government to now want to come in and elbow out the Chinese in order to bring in Kenyan traders. Even the petrol station there is finally getting some action.
No, that is a bad & lazy move by Kuria.
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Dear cab drivers, next time a client is msumbufu and they have not yet alighted the cab, usibishane. Weka hio kitu Central lock and simamia Police station. Cops love such guests of the state, and you'll be compensated vizuri.
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Huyo ananiPostingi ni kama anaSend message to niggaz. Soko ni huru oyaaa 😭😭😭😭😭
GOSH, also WAS?? Still pengest! Men are something else!!
Time flies bana. This pic is exactly 5 years old. We had just moved in to the Kiambu home and I had started working in Kericho. The Chief Baddie Officer was peng too.
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Chiwawa inashinda imebweka kwa balcony mchana ikichomwa na jua Ruaka, usiku inaingizwa kwa kitanda to act as the man of the house!
Afadhali kujiuza bana!
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Remember what we were talking about last night? This one should be the number one example....
Gatundu N. MP Njoroge Kururia-"Hivyo naskia Morara anazungushwa police stations,naweza taka aletwe ya Gatundu awekwe cell Iko na chokora kwa sababu akishika mic alikuwa anatusi Mtu ata kama hamjui.Kwa hivyo hao askari walimshika,Mungu awabariki sana ajue hii nchi ni department."
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This was the wildest turn of events after the proposal.
It is ALLEGED that this babe was found in bed with another babe, sijui ama it was a 3some.... Alafu the dude lost it and became an alcoholic. It was WILD!!
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You people don't make enough noise about this phenomenal woman! She is the Brains behind Binti pads and given how starting, running and sustaining a business is hard, she has been exemplary.
Please let us give her her flowers 💐
I am so thrilled to be doing what I love every day. It's a privilege and joy that I treasure deeply.
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Friends, this man is actually on call with that Bishop who allegedly was gifted a prado.
I... YOH!! But Bishop is listening (and watching/minding his words).
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So at 1AM I bebad a client, we fika Roysa and he wants to pay less... long story short in the morning I posted him on a taxi drivers forum, now he is threatening me with arrest. After he wanted to beat me up coz of 20 bob!!
Hii job ni hard!
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Jokes aside, on a serious note we often are afraid of stepping out of our comfort zones, fear of failure or unknown.
I had this conversation with my bro jana, how the Uber business is pesa ya haraka but at what cost? He almost went mad & lifeless. But the day he said enough...
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I've come across unique business ideas but this right here blew my mind; a mobile carwash!
I'm driving home, tired AF, car is super dusty coz half my day was spent deep in Syokimau. I have no strength to get to a carwash.
I pass this tuktuk and curiosity got the best of me!
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On the Equity Bank fraudulence, we know most if not all of us here are not banking with them but our Relatives still are.
Take all those Kimuzi posts seriously & for once spam those family WhatsApp groups like our Aunties do. Aunties will take it from there to the village masses.
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What if it's a planned heist? Pretend to be a learner, knock door down, bank manager calls a guy for door replacement, robbers intercept call, their guy fixes door with coded door and sleeping gas. Night time gas is emitted, guards sleep, door opens...
I watch too much nonsense.
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Wacha niseme ivi, msifurahie the invasion of Uhuru's farm. That is the beginning of very dark shidd na sisi ndo somehow tutaumia
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Never say die manenoz. I closed down the fish joint and thought that was it. But God had bigger plans... A corporate gave me a tender and I am beyond myself! Delivery innit...
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When you go to Diani please don't just go to the beach and chapa chapa maji...
Go to Robinson sandbank for Snorkelling
Go to Wasini for the Dolphin
Go to Kisite Marine park for the major Snorkelling...
See ME for the sights and fun places!
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I'm on the floor aki!! Morality selectiveness ...
Fake ass!
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She said she didn't/couldn't afford to hire a nanny and it was 7PM. As soon as the song ended she ran off the stage to go check on the baby...
I'm never ever quick to judge Parents. Privilege will have many stating "hangekosa mtu wa kuachia" Y'all have no idea!!
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Kwa Obare there's a guy telling Edgar about Obegi, then he says he's on the run since he was in touch with them (them in this case we don't know if ni waendazake or Perpetrators of the murders).
THEEEN, he finishes off with "Reason I'm afraid is that the president is involved" 👀
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You people Mwabili travelled from Kericho to Mombasa to mobilise
#RejectFinanceBill2024
Hio ndo dedication and sacrifice this country needs!
#OccupyMombasa
watu wa Mombasa tookeeni!!
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I gave you my twitter password yesterday, today you're posting me with a whole pregnancy. What did you fuck around and find out????
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That mlevi too should be made answerable wacha Ivo mlikua mnajaribu kusema "Heri kosokosos"!
In 2014 Kenya took a $2 billion Eurobond. That money is anchored nowhere in any development project and $1 billion never even came to Kenya - Jimi Wanjigi
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Facebook is a MESS regarding Dj Fatxo... do you know how nasty Kikuyu can get??? So APPARENTLY he is obviously closeted BUT his lifestyle highly financed by some Embu tycoon ata he was bought for a Mercedes by the man.
"Kai inyamu riri rigoro atia rirauma kinya mercedes" 😩😩
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@Thembisile_Q
@ChrisExcel102
I'm requesting my brothers and sisters from the South, anyone who sees this tweet, KINDLY more English words in the violence tweets as we want to enjoy the drama too
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Ukijipata Diani, ambia msee wa bajaj akipeleke Golden Karafuu Restaurant. Alafu ulizia Said, mwambie unajua Kanyus na Mwabili then ngojea bonge la platter.
He runs a very nice restaurant and utashibaaa
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I'm just chilling in my parents house, then this happens. Christiano and Messi just walking around
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"What do I say politely"
Hii ndo inaitwa soft influencing with a hint of carrying us children by feigning surprise!
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Let me tell you. People go through shitloads but can't say. Rent overdue, sleeping hungry, debt collectors...
If you can, that friend who seems withdrawn, send a random 100bob for credit, 500 randomly, or show up with shopping.
Most people never talk about their problems.
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Woishee Ngugi wa Thiong'o...
At the risk of sounding controversial, this is my take. It has become a common trend in my Agikuyu people, men abandoned in old age whereas their wives live lavishly.
One of the factors, how they lived & treated her in their younger years.
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Anne Amadi tried to negotiate with the Dubai Gold company to allow her to repay the 89M, EIGHTY NINE MILLION FUCKING SHILLINGS, back in 6 months.
Let that sink in! That's the real juice because where is she gathering 89M in 6 months from?
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When I stress so much about biz and hakuna job, husband throws me some random job. "Enda place flani pick abcd, drop it xyz I'll pay for the day's services and fuel for you" ata kama it takes me kitu 30mins... AND THAT, is motherfucking DOPE! 😩😭😭
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She's gotten a better school, a National school and we are all happy. Hatunyoi 🤸♀️💃
Aki I've not slept... what would you do as a parent if a school required a girl child to shave their hair? And you can see your child is affected by the decision even to a point of not wanting school...
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Asubuhi I carried a young couple, the lady alikua amefunga Ninja.
Kidogo kidogo I thought, I could be wrong, I saw the guy receiving sloppy toppy.
Wallahi billahi sijawai endesha gari mbio ivo!!
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I've got a few things to say regarding when an African woman shines more bright than their spouse but let me leave it at that.
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I just saw this on a Facebook Group. Rem one of the Boys
@MikeSonko
Adopted.... WOW!!! This Boy has grown.
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The way she's trashing Africa while she's just a 3rd grade citizen and a few gunshots away from being unAmericanized...
Davido’s alleged pregnant American side chick dr
@gs
his wife, Chioma, as she reveals she’s going to his house in Atlanta
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Martha Karua is no longer the woman we used to know! She had this aura about her... bossy, fearless even the way she walked was admirable.
This time, she looked coached, nervous AF and not speaking her own. There was no OOOMPH! She was only getting gender sympathy.
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Now if you've been to Gigiri police station, you know damn well 12 prisoners escaping without raising alarm is a lie. Tuanze na the fact that the locality itself does not even warrant blending with the crowds.
BREEEEEH kubebwa kama vipii is so insulting 😩😩
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Please, Nyamakima traders, Gikomba traders and whomever else is planning to demonstrate against China Square, you getting space there and kicking out the Chinese will not guarantee you the same crowds.
Kenyans love social media influenced hype, you'll regret the move.
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Just because you never saw your Mom with another man for 30 years doesn't mean she wasn't getting her guts disarranged! She respected yall to not see that side.
Who is staying with cobwebs after the exit of a spouse?
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I'll be applying for every Govt job posted that requires one has a humanities degree. Experience or none, Godfather or or none!
I learnt that people actually get some of these jobs by pure merit or luck!
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Lakini huyo girlie ndo weakest link. Anaskia trip imecuttiwa short, anaseti tanyez... 🙆♀️🙆♀️
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You come home, about 3 or 4 hours after you left, find your guest missing and instead of trying to call them, calling mutuals to see if anyone knew their whereabouts, you rush to the police to file a missing person report.
WADAU.... 👀
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There's something I want to say, but I don't know how to put it.
But in short in this life, never think something can never happen to you. WUEH.
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If you're 22-27 apo and suddenly someone knocking on the forties suddenly want to act girlie girlie with you... I got NEWZ!
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Step kids are so unloyal mahn! Come say hi and you come running? 😭😭😭😭😭
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When he Bullied me for 3 days straight, claiming I killed a child (that never existed), sending his foot soldiers on my timeline to harass me, did you ask about my mental health?
And I'm just but an example of the many he has bullied. Have you ever worried about their MH?
Assuming Osama harms himself or gets mentally affected, mtamhurumia ama akule ujeuri wake
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I was driving along Kasarani Road, suddenly tumama tutatu all hands lifted beckoning me to weka kando. If you've driven long enough in Nairobi you'll know, it is an absolute nightmare to be stopped by a Kasarani cop (they come a close 2nd after Wilson ones) & a female at that!
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Kuna hii base ya Chipo in Kirigiti, ruuii, this place is ALWAYS packed kwanza students wa KIST wakitoka huwezi pata space.
Why I particularly love this place is, the man who owns it always spares tuchipo FREE for kids coming from school and that is the kindest gesture to me
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For the first time I have to look at this man on a positive way and it pisses me off 😒
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I'm so fucking mad as a mother!! Nama nama nama unatoka Mombatha, unaacha watoto, unakuja Nyairofi kufanya Crime? Have you no shame at all?!
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Mwabili called me to ask if the kids are cleaned up and wearing their Sunday best. Ati it is very important they be in their best to welcome the president elect. Priss, his voice sounded dead serious too... tuoge, tuvae tukae tuwatch TV.
Pray for the family.
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I recommend all parents encourage their children to watch Bluey. It is the BEST cartoon out there, teaches manners, emotions and all the good shidd kids should know.
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HEH. ⱽᵃᶜᶜᶦⁿᵃᵗᵉ ᵃˡˡ ᴷᵉⁿʸᵃⁿ ᵖᵒˡᶦᵗᶦᶜᶦᵃⁿˢ
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Until a few minutes ago, I thought those 2 young men wa Kianjokoma were raised by a single mom.
Literally everyone was posting about the mom's heartbreak, her mourning pictures plastered all over, nowhere did I see the father acknowledged.
This is a mirror of how society is.
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Those writing content in Kikuyu na mnataka mtu wa kuongea, send me the script! I read Kikuyu ta kameme kerû, and I am also loud and dramatic hence the name wakanyugi!
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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Maaahn Kenyans are greatly underpaid!! How do you pay a head chef 40k bana?!
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I promise you mtu anaweza kosa fare. Manze if you're so privileged to never lack, don't think it's the same for everyone.
Kitambo it took a village to raise someone, meaning unachangiwa faster faster. TODAY, even the villagers hawajiwezi. Things are bad bad... please, COMPASSION
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I hope ni na Gari, or better marehemu. Because if it is another heartbreak, pia sisi tumechoka Winnie coz unawachwa sana 😔
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He did this project in Maseno and I.... PHEEEW! He travels anywhere and everywhere in the country.
Give your Folks an early Christmas gift guys. Link to his Facebook page
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Having small kids in your 30s is the trenches. If you can just have them very early like the whites. Early 20s and get it over and done with.
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Imagine using words of affirmations to teach the Alphabet instead of the boring Apples, Boys, Cats and Dogs?!
It teaches the little ones to love themselves and have confidence early.
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I came across the most shocking post.... SHOOOOK.
Some mothers are just titles... also this James Mwangi Harrison 🤮🤮🤮
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Kila siku teaser kama ngoma... I have never even posted myself this many times since I joined the App in 2009
Miss Babes mwenye anarushiwa nduano, kindly mpeleke polepole. Ako na BP na huchizi once once. 🙏
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She had one meal, a chicken Burger. It might have been Terrible, but does it warrant claiming the whole eatery is bad? Kuweni na utu kwa biashara za watu.
I wonder if she immediately complained ama she just waited to come be vicious on X.
This can literally bring Bwibo down.
I've sampled over 40 restaurants in Nairobi and I must say that Bwibo is the worst of them. 🤮🤮 eat anywhere else even it's your man's ass.
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We don't even stand with parents whose kids are killed or brutally beaten by teachers. We usually leave the parent to show up in school alone. I feel like social media battles are not it, we need to start physically showing up with the affected parties.
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Yall bashed
@_oduk
for asking mtu kama Drey alichukuliwa ndo nini? Kumbe ni Gig walikua wanaendea. ELOI ELOI
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