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Pale IG naona kuna mass reporting ya Karen Nyamu's account juu ya kuongelesha watu matope. Rush there and do the necessary. Report that fraud!
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Murkomen has zero emotional intelligence and negligible situational awareness. IQ size of a teaspoon
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Kama kuna kitu hua si struggle nayo ni usingizi. Mimi I'll sleep even when things are falling apart
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Confirmed. Admin is Kenyan. Not from TZ
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Ukikula dirty deals na the oppressor usisahau River Yala & Karura forest chronicles.
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Imagine retiring on a one bedroom house on the 19th floor of the KK govt housing plan.
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Mmesahau the Ruiru ICT hub he keeps mentioning in every interview is a call centre haraka aje
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Kilunda badala akue focused na career yake sasa anataka ku sign artists na pia yeye ni upcoming 😆😆😆
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Uyu mdau atakuliwa uyu dem and life will never be the same again. I can bet
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Mmesahau mlichangia Size 8 hospital bill within a month akarusha birthday paree ya 1M
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Vagina is not a gift
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Vagina is not a gift
Vagina is not a gift
Vagina is not a gift
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This is not the bill in question. Ya Ruiru MP bado iko on
Ichung'wah withdraws Land Laws amendment Bill from Parliament
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Kenya ni kama kuna only two genuinely happy marriages. Ya Makori CPAK na Wakavinye
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Mafi sana mmenitoa kwa pesa saitan
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Kama hujaiba izo platinum bundles your mama raised you well and you deserve morning pancakes, sex and better things in life
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Kilimanjaro tu ndio itapita hii highness.
1kg pork $ 6.5
0.5kgs $3.25
Location: Kasarani at Kassmatt Supermarket adjacent to the stalls.
Call: 0790670198
RT.
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Tunaeza kosa kulipa rent for 3 months na nyumba bado isifungwe. Jueni kuishi na watu lol
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Musically, Wakadinali bossed the Kenyan hiphop scene this year. Rende ni wrong!!
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Saa zingine our mums ata hawajuagi tunafanya nini Mjini but they always pray for our success mans. Respect!
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Wadau & wadauletts, na request mplace 10 Sato orders za 1kg pork (1000) kisha Ubora Eats will channel the 10k to
@abuyamasta
school fees. We're game?
Guys
@abuyamasta
ndio is the fee structure and the balance.Let’s save the boychild and raise the fees for him.
For accountability I have come up with a KCB paybill pesa yote iingie hapo then we do a funds transfer to the school account once we hit the
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Saddening how Professor Jay ( an artist for over 20yrs & former MP) is ailing and asking for financial help. We're in the 21st century but still with inept systems across the continent. A reminder that 90% of the populace are a critical condition away from absolute poverty.
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“My name is Teresa Mendoza. I am from Mexico. I was born poor, not that that's bad, but take it from me, I've been poor and I've been rich. Rich is better.”
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Naombea my followers wakafunge fiti wasikue uncles wenye huosha matumbo kwa family events
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Apo kwa warembo kidogoooo....
Madem waluhya ni warembo, wanajua kupika, lungula pia ni flames, ni wapole, watoto wanakuchungia vizuri and they're also not lazy.
Dear king, Wachana na hiyo gaidi kuja western unyakue bibi.
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Mayai surgeon would have changed his fortunes in an unimaginable ways if he'd have stayed professional
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Apparently she said hatumiagi pads, she uses tampons. These people are so mannerless
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Nli change diet kidogo kidogo 5kgs down in 6 weeks & I've not even been strict on it. Processed carbs & sugar is the enemy. Decided to focus on proteins & whole foods & I stopped taking meals before midday
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No one has life figured out. Unaeza kua stable saaizi and the next moment kitumbua kiingie mchanga.
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Ukishuku umegongwa na any poisoning including ya uraibu first thing yafaa kua taking activated charcoal. It could save a life
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90% of darkskinned Queens hawanaga izo ufala
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Westmall Twitter couchie mileage imetoka Kapsul Kabondo hadi Timbuktu
Nashangaa mnasema 2013 mlikua primary na mileage yanu inaenda sambamba na ya hawa babes wa Twitter A lmao
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Kuambia mdem ananuka can fuck up their mental health someone check if that mamii is okay
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Watu wa mishahara leo ni ile weekend mnatukuliaga mabibi na kuongea mefi kwa club
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Sikuizi nkiona Uhunye kwa teli nachukua remote faster na kueka Kiss Tv kuona wadada wakirombosa instead
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We also have Kuku Bahati at Ubora Eats and goes for 2500.
Can feed about 4-6 people.
We're located at Kasarani Kassmatt.
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First client from the TL got tears is his eyes 💉💉. Succulent juicy swine innit.
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But lifestyle hu depend na msee. Kuna mjeshi ataingiza 200k per month na aishi bedsitter ya 10k, na mwingine ata earn 50k aishi keja ya 25k. Do you
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Hawa waschana wanataka mmeet kwa fancy restaurants ndo waendelee ku experiment different foods na pesa yako 😅
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Kuna wenye walifika 5Aside saaizi wako ndani ya yatch na jeshi ya chuom ata wamelala kwa mbukinya 😭😭😭. Umaskini haitaki hasira 😄😄😄
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Kwa yote tisa, marinate marinate. Alafu ikae a few hours kwenye jokofu kesi baadaye. Apa ribs lazima zislap
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But reserve the couchie for their fellow tribesmen
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We are supplying 90kg bags of dried maize in bulk within Nairobi and it's environs. For those interested My DMs are open.
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Kwenye kuna makaa most
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With Sonko as Mombasa governor, the first family interests are well-protected at the ports.
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Delicious food at Ubora Eats.
We are located at Kasarani, Kassmatt near Equity.
Call to order : 0790670198.
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Nkakuja kukafunga naeza kua naingia darknet na hire assasins we fix the injustice embedded in our system
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We will not forget Rigathi Gachagua's silence on the ongoing bloodbath at Githurai 45. They're killing us!
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Mnajuaga Landlord hana right ya kukufungia nyumba kama huja exceed rent na 6 months ama hamsomagi Constitution?
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Akili
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TZ women unaendaga 30 premium seconds na asha squirt hadi una change sheets. Lakini Nairobii 😭
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How can one thinks waki team up with my mum wanipangie I'll marry her. Foolish girl. Kuoa hatuoi
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Fikeni ivi tuwaundie lunch.
We're located at Kasarani Kassmatt.
Fish kuna za 400 & 500
Pork is 1000 per kg.
Tunafanya deliveries pia.
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I appreciate every support & love Ubora Eats is getting from the TL. You guys are massive!
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Mmeona ceilings zote za Lumumba drive lakini 1824 is where you draw the line 😁😁😁
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Ndo unikulie 'bibi'
Ukispank haga ya sex toy halafu IC ivunjike..dont hesitate to holla at ya buoy Otero...fundi hapa na inborn skills..
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Huddah is the most beautiful woman in Kenya and it's not even debatable
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Daughters of mumbi hukua na maneno
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Masta amefika na familia yake apa Ubora Eats. Nani atapiga boost ya 2kgs tufike ile target ya 10k. Tumekwama at order no. 7
Kwani mko wapi?
Mimi uku natengenezewa 1kg ya pork
Location ni kasarani hapa next to Kassmart supermarket
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Form niku upgrade na star times
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Alafu mafans kindly, we cook on order. It's noble to pay after making an order coz kuna few incidences tunapika then client anakataa kushika simu when the food is ready.
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Kama zile pancakes zangu average got me laid twice you're a fool kufikiria shobanes hu fumble. Nigga strategic than Mourinho
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Courtois leaving was the best thing that happened to Chelsea. Arrizabalaga era is here with us. We thank God
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And give them ass Father
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