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Joined July 2011
Please note. 1. I educate with an aim of helping people access relevant information and materials, not convince you to do anything, always DYOR. 2. I sometimes post about what I am buying and selling as my personal diary, not as investment advice.
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On Monday Nanyuki might see the first ever mega demos here lmao, everyone is saying they’ll be on the streets, parents, kids, youths, old people😂😂.In town na Pia watu wa outskirts.
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No kaquarter.No 500/=.No free T shirts.No ferrying by buses.No mobilization. Just patriotism and love for the country.
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Hapo source of wealth ilikuwa imebaki kidogo Rigathi aseme “Ni God”.
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We will never forget how the global Football Twitter stood with Kenya in our fight against over taxation🇰🇪.
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A famous economist once said, when the masses understand how money works, there will be a revolution the next morning, Kenyans are figuring this out.
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Kenyans finish form 4 without learning how to;. •Draft a quotation.•Write an invoice.•File taxes.•Pay for electricity.•Invest. Most Kenyans teach themselves about money.
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Uliyaona ya pilauni eh?.
Kamakis buana unaitisha pilau unapewa maajabu ya musa.
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Thika Road blocked at Juja, and everyone is mad at the government, not the students. The country is waking up, they now know who the problem is.
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Kenyan need a law that guarantees its citizens a right to keep and bear arms.
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Ruto must by now realize he can’t get re elected, I am afraid of what he might decide to do for the rest of his term, I am scared for my country🇰🇪.
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If Azimio loses so be it, asking Uhuru to interfere goes against everything we stand for, integrity was what drew us to Azimio.
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Ruto can completely change this country if he chooses to, he has the brains, work ethic and capacity. Wishing him all the best in his presidency, may kenya excel under his leadership👏🏾.
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Uhuru wearing the same shoes he was wearing yesterday further strengthens the point that real men have less than 3 pairs of shoes, anything above 3 is very sus behaviour.
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1.5 years ago, nothing has changed.
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Crazy Kennar and Flaqo are the funniest content creators in Kenya right now😂😂
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I supported and voted for Baba but the majority of Kenyans went with WSR, everyone must respect this.
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University is important, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. You might not use the papers you get there but the networks you will create and the growth you will experience as a person goes a long way.
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The politics of “forgiving students debt” is about to be imported to Kenya.
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Unnecessary purchases that you won’t regret making as a man. A TV.PlayStation .Washing machine.Dishwasher .Electric pressure cooker.Air fryer .Oculus set.
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Murima babes are not all doom, they have created so many jobs for hotels, therapists, lawyers and private investigators. Credit where it’s due.
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Frank Obegi was laid to rest today, the Obegi I knew was the guy who gave me my first social media gig, a guy who would go out of his way to link you up with clients when he worked at the agency. May he find peace in the next life. RIP.
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He was laid to rest.
Sasa this guy who died during sex, Eulogy itaandikwa aje ssa??🤔.
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Mumbi was on her A game when creating her daughters, Kikuyu women are abundantly blessed with beauty, vision, planning, grit and make excellent partners.
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We wanted to cycle to Mombasa in under 24 hours but when we reached Mtito, we decided to call it Andei.
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A man who went on national TV and branded all citizens treasonous criminals suddenly had a Damascus moment?.Totally believable.
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Amerix anasema ikifika noon ukose kumbao uwe unaweka gitamùri kwa maji iko kwa karae uone puncture iko wapi.
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I still remember this tackle after the 2017 KCPE results were released😭
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There is nothing like “ujanja”, wizi ni wizi, credit cards, ngeta, sim swap, armed robbery are all theft. If I find out someone is a thief pretending to be whatever they pretend to be, my association with them inaishia hapo. Nothing like “secure the bag by all means”.
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Might move my vote to Kikuyu just to vote out that vile human being man.
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That Martha Karua appointment has people now wanting to vote again👏🏾.
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Congratulations Kelechi Iheanacho, the first Kenyan to win the community shield🇰🇪🇰🇪
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There are big companies which pay really well but at the expense of your mental health.
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If I & M bank thought they would get more customers by removing the bank to mobile money charges, then they were definitely spot on!.Can’t keep paying 78 shillings to transfer my own money from my bank account to my M-PESA.
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This was a bad idea.
Taking a shot every time he lies, deflects or gaslights.
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Uzuri wa Airtel money ukitumia wrong number unaweza reverse ata after 2 days na hatakua amepata place ya kuwithdraw bado.
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Surely Ndindi Nyoro must know something that we don’t, esp on what the govt plans to do. We gotta start tracking his portfolio.
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I will miss Uhuru Kenyatta, some of his legacies to me include .~Ecitizen.~Huduma centers .~Respect for the freedom of speech.~The human touch he brought to the office of the president .~Infrastructure projects including roads, rail, ports, electricity.
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COVID-19 cases in Kenya drop to zero after the government blocked citizens from using Nairobi roads to get home on Saturday night.
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Every time they release the KCPE results I always remember this tackle😭
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Sucks having a player always putting in shifts, tracking back, essential in the build up, a creator, scores and does everything, but lacks the aesthetics to generate shirt sales and brand growth. Now you have to train and play them behind closed doors and can never unveil them.
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Documentaries have been used as a brainwashing tool and to create narratives and shape opinions.
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So CCTV wasn’t turned off by a guy who mysteriously accessed parliament and knew exactly where to look?.This government hasn’t woken up to the fact that they don’t lord over fools😂.
Aden Duale: We have CCTV footage of protesters invading Parliament, that is why the DCI is looking for all the guys who went and incinerated the chambers. What happened on Tuesday is exactly what happened at the US Capitol Hill on 6th January 2021. Many of Trump's supporters were
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I remember 2017 @B3laze akinirushia fare ya kuenda interview yenye ni yeye bado alikiwa amenishikanisha, a real G.
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Up next “Kenya power is unable to manage power, that is why we are leasing it to Adani to manage for 30 years, no one will be allowed to install alternative power sources”.
two nationwide power outages in a span of a week? watu si wajinga bana.
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They took out loans,.Pocketed them,.Now want us all to pay. They collect taxes,.Pocket them as budgeted corruption,.Expect us all to fund that. Let’s take back our country, so much potential in this country, a very small group of people holding it back!. #RejectFinanceBill2024.
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Muigai once asked me “Do you think our ancestors were so dumb for all those centuries and worshiped wrongly till when the missionaries came?”.
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I hear miraa chewers get weird dreams being chocked and chased by demonic creatures😂.
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Landlords who changed rent quotes to USD must maintain the same energy.
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We have finally hacked “Weka effort ata, huwezi Kuja ruracio na jezi”.
A familiar face is representing Mali at the Olympics in men's football 👏😂
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@UTDTrey First job vs years on the job, $8m to spend Vs $200m+, poor squad inherited vs a decent one, 37 vs 52 years old.
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It might not be today or in the next 5 years but Marijuana will mess you up real bad in the long run, quit today.
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wearing an Arsenal shirt ndio ukiunderperform usifeel vibaya>>.
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Githurai is home to Kenyans from almost all ethnicities, this is not about one tribe.
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Don’t be making 19-23 year old campus kids, and especially the boys, feel bad for not having money or not having figured their whole lives out man, at your age they will have their house in order as well. Young cats shouldn’t feel bad either, just focus.
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Bold of you to assume we have any.
Kenyans start withdrawing money from your banks NOW.
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Amerix killing an industry single handedly.
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Yawah Dey remains Burna Boy’s best song, last last comes a close second.
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You listen to SK Macharia and James Mwangi speaking and realize you were a fool for laughing at people with a mother tongue accent.
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Maina and Kageni were lowkey endorsing the bill on Tuesday under the guise of “wakitaka watapitisha tu, kwani mtafanya nini after maandamano” to make us feel powerless. Jokes on them, I hope they are listening to this space.
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Usiwai wekwa down na mtu when you are still studying, figuring stuff out or just getting started kwa kuhustle, keep your head down and put in what is required, time is your friend✊🏽.
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Damn, this duo will milk the country dry.
BREAKING: Deputy President, William Ruto announces Rigathi Gachagua as his running mate in the presidential election.
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If he gets one vote, it will be mine.
Mimi ata kama I am alone. I will vote for Omtatah. He’s always stood for Kenyans, protesting and challenging terrible governments. Kama hujiskii, ni sawa pia.
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Whatever happens, don’t allow yourself to be emotionally invested in all of this, don’t allow yourself to hate people from another tribe or get defensive with yours, hate how they are cooking a 2007 right in front of our eyes, we must refuse to play along.
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Laikipia and Nakuru counties better hope their governors can match the ones the ousted.
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