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@Theo_mwangi
Theo
5 months
Please note. 1. I educate with an aim of helping people access relevant information and materials, not convince you to do anything, always DYOR. 2. I sometimes post about what I am buying and selling as my personal diary, not as investment advice.
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@Theo_mwangi
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At the Kenyan Embassy in Washington DC, the voice is clear. #RejectFinanceBill2024
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@Theo_mwangi
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No kaquarter No 500/= No free T shirts No ferrying by buses No mobilization Just patriotism and love for the country.
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Wahhh
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@Theo_mwangi
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2 years
Hapo source of wealth ilikuwa imebaki kidogo Rigathi aseme “Ni God”
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@Theo_mwangi
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1 month
We will never forget how the global Football Twitter stood with Kenya in our fight against over taxation🇰🇪
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@Theo_mwangi
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2 months
A famous economist once said, when the masses understand how money works, there will be a revolution the next morning, Kenyans are figuring this out.
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@Theo_mwangi
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2 years
Kenyans finish form 4 without learning how to; •Draft a quotation •Write an invoice •File taxes •Pay for electricity •Invest Most Kenyans teach themselves about money
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@Theo_mwangi
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23 days
Uliyaona ya pilauni eh?
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Kamakis buana unaitisha pilau unapewa maajabu ya musa
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@Theo_mwangi
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Thika Road blocked at Juja, and everyone is mad at the government, not the students. The country is waking up, they now know who the problem is.
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@Theo_mwangi
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Kenyan need a law that guarantees its citizens a right to keep and bear arms.
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@Theo_mwangi
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1 month
Ruto must by now realize he can’t get re elected, I am afraid of what he might decide to do for the rest of his term, I am scared for my country🇰🇪
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@Theo_mwangi
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2 years
If Azimio loses so be it, asking Uhuru to interfere goes against everything we stand for, integrity was what drew us to Azimio
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@Theo_mwangi
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2 years
Ruto can look you in the eye and tell you today is Sunday
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@Theo_mwangi
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2 years
Razima tungepunich Uhuru
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@Theo_mwangi
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2 years
Ruto can completely change this country if he chooses to, he has the brains, work ethic and capacity. Wishing him all the best in his presidency, may kenya excel under his leadership👏🏾
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@Theo_mwangi
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4 years
Crazy Kennar and Flaqo are the funniest content creators in Kenya right now😂😂
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@Theo_mwangi
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2 years
I supported and voted for Baba but the majority of Kenyans went with WSR, everyone must respect this
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@Theo_mwangi
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4 years
University is important, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. You might not use the papers you get there but the networks you will create and the growth you will experience as a person goes a long way
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@Theo_mwangi
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2 years
@UTDTrey Casemiro picked up an unnecessary yellow card to miss the game, what a coward
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@Theo_mwangi
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2 years
Unnecessary purchases that you won’t regret making as a man A TV PlayStation Washing machine Dishwasher Electric pressure cooker Air fryer Oculus set
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@Theo_mwangi
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See why it’s important the movement appoints no leaders?
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@Theo_mwangi
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2 years
Frank Obegi was laid to rest today, the Obegi I knew was the guy who gave me my first social media gig, a guy who would go out of his way to link you up with clients when he worked at the agency. May he find peace in the next life. RIP.
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@Theo_mwangi
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2 years
20 minutes zikipita kama hajakuita babe after mumeet
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@Theo_mwangi
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4 years
He was laid to rest
@WRadigo
Unemployed Professor
4 years
Sasa this guy who died during sex, Eulogy itaandikwa aje ssa??🤔
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@Theo_mwangi
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4 years
We wanted to cycle to Mombasa in under 24 hours but when we reached Mtito, we decided to call it Andei
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2 years
“Alienda Vasha without you? Wah, kuja basi we chill”
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@Theo_mwangi
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2 months
A man who went on national TV and branded all citizens treasonous criminals suddenly had a Damascus moment? Totally believable.
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@Theo_mwangi
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3 years
Amerix anasema ikifika noon ukose kumbao uwe unaweka gitamùri kwa maji iko kwa karae uone puncture iko wapi
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@Theo_mwangi
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2 years
Martha handled this really well, my president!
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2 years
Julius of wololo tv😂😂
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@Theo_mwangi
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9 months
I still remember this tackle after the 2017 KCPE results were released😭
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@Theo_mwangi
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2 years
There is nothing like “ujanja”, wizi ni wizi, credit cards, ngeta, sim swap, armed robbery are all theft. If I find out someone is a thief pretending to be whatever they pretend to be, my association with them inaishia hapo. Nothing like “secure the bag by all means”
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@Theo_mwangi
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2 years
Itumbi
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2 years
That Martha Karua appointment has people now wanting to vote again👏🏾
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@Theo_mwangi
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3 years
Congratulations Kelechi Iheanacho, the first Kenyan to win the community shield🇰🇪🇰🇪
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@Theo_mwangi
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2 years
There are big companies which pay really well but at the expense of your mental health.
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@Theo_mwangi
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1 year
If I & M bank thought they would get more customers by removing the bank to mobile money charges, then they were definitely spot on! Can’t keep paying 78 shillings to transfer my own money from my bank account to my M-PESA.
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@Theo_mwangi
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2 years
If you can, stay off workplace politics, do your job, go home.
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1 month
This was a bad idea.
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1 month
Taking a shot every time he lies, deflects or gaslights.
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@Theo_mwangi
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5 years
Uzuri wa Airtel money ukitumia wrong number unaweza reverse ata after 2 days na hatakua amepata place ya kuwithdraw bado
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@Theo_mwangi
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9 months
Being named wekesa and not investing is crazy
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@Theo_mwangi
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2 years
Surely Ndindi Nyoro must know something that we don’t, esp on what the govt plans to do. We gotta start tracking his portfolio
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3 years
This bulb holder😂
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2 years
I will miss Uhuru Kenyatta, some of his legacies to me include ~Ecitizen ~Huduma centers ~Respect for the freedom of speech ~The human touch he brought to the office of the president ~Infrastructure projects including roads, rail, ports, electricity
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@Theo_mwangi
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3 years
COVID-19 cases in Kenya drop to zero after the government blocked citizens from using Nairobi roads to get home on Saturday night.
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3 years
Every time they release the KCPE results I always remember this tackle😭
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3 years
Covid between 4:00am to 10:00pm
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4 years
Usingizi be like
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4 years
What is this now😂😂
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@Theo_mwangi
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3 years
Subaru boys to your girlfriends right now
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@Theo_mwangi
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2 years
Documentaries have been used as a brainwashing tool and to create narratives and shape opinions
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4 years
Millitarization of Kenya started when we normalized eating KDF
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3 years
@jesang_ Romanticizing gender based violence smh
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2 years
Msee hunegotiate bei ya vitanda anaweza itwa Abednego?
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@Theo_mwangi
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1 month
So CCTV wasn’t turned off by a guy who mysteriously accessed parliament and knew exactly where to look? This government hasn’t woken up to the fact that they don’t lord over fools😂
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Aden Duale: We have CCTV footage of protesters invading Parliament, that is why the DCI is looking for all the guys who went and incinerated the chambers. What happened on Tuesday is exactly what happened at the US Capitol Hill on 6th January 2021. Many of Trump's supporters were
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@Theo_mwangi
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3 years
I remember 2017 @B3laze akinirushia fare ya kuenda interview yenye ni yeye bado alikiwa amenishikanisha, a real G
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2 years
The Kenyan shilling doing well against the dollar
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2 months
They took out loans, Pocketed them, Now want us all to pay. They collect taxes, Pocket them as budgeted corruption, Expect us all to fund that. Let’s take back our country, so much potential in this country, a very small group of people holding it back! #RejectFinanceBill2024
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2 years
Muigai once asked me “Do you think our ancestors were so dumb for all those centuries and worshiped wrongly till when the missionaries came?”
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2 years
I hear miraa chewers get weird dreams being chocked and chased by demonic creatures😂
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5 months
Landlords who changed rent quotes to USD must maintain the same energy.
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3 years
Who called him an MCA and not just A man of his ward
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4 years
Who called it quitting wheat and not just Utengano?
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@Theo_mwangi
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We have finally hacked “Weka effort ata, huwezi Kuja ruracio na jezi”
@ESPNAfrica
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A familiar face is representing Mali at the Olympics in men's football 👏😂
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2 years
@ESPNUK Start Saka, bench Rashford, sell Foden
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2 years
@UTDTrey First job vs years on the job, $8m to spend Vs $200m+, poor squad inherited vs a decent one, 37 vs 52 years old
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2 years
Current weather
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4 years
It might not be today or in the next 5 years but Marijuana will mess you up real bad in the long run, quit today.
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5 years
wearing an Arsenal shirt ndio ukiunderperform usifeel vibaya>>
@Brianmbunde
Brian Mbunde ™
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Gaidi amewasalimia.
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Githurai is home to Kenyans from almost all ethnicities, this is not about one tribe.
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5 months
Inabidi uongeze shots ukikumbuka vile walitesa yesu.
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3 years
Don’t be making 19-23 year old campus kids, and especially the boys, feel bad for not having money or not having figured their whole lives out man, at your age they will have their house in order as well. Young cats shouldn’t feel bad either, just focus
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Jokes write themselves in Kenya
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4 years
Amerix killing an industry single handedly
@BD_Africa
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Maize flour price falls to 3-year low as demand drops
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Yawah Dey remains Burna Boy’s best song, last last comes a close second.
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3 years
You listen to SK Macharia and James Mwangi speaking and realize you were a fool for laughing at people with a mother tongue accent
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Maina and Kageni were lowkey endorsing the bill on Tuesday under the guise of “wakitaka watapitisha tu, kwani mtafanya nini after maandamano” to make us feel powerless. Jokes on them, I hope they are listening to this space.
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4 years
Imenti twitter wanashindwa kupepeta juu hawaelewi hiyo English
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2 years
Thanks for the badge @verified ✊🏽
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The earliest form of golf for most Kenyan kids😅
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Uhuru Kenyatta😂
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3 years
Usiwai wekwa down na mtu when you are still studying, figuring stuff out or just getting started kwa kuhustle, keep your head down and put in what is required, time is your friend✊🏽
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Damn, this duo will milk the country dry
@ntvkenya
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BREAKING: Deputy President, William Ruto announces Rigathi Gachagua as his running mate in the presidential election.
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Laikipia and Nakuru counties better hope their governors can match the ones the ousted
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5 years
Wakitushinda tuweke electric fence kwa border wildebeest zikose kurudi serengeti
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3 years
I can’t even go to Nanyuki over the weekend
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Uko admitted kwa ward sick AF unaambia female akuvisit na bado anakushow umuendee stage
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@Theo_mwangi
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6 years
Labda akina Vasco Da Gama walikuja hadi Africa wakitafuta shop ya kutoa Airtel money
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You deployed the military against the young people of Kenya, who were only protesting peacefully to ask for accountability, not to get overtaxed and a country that works for them.
@HonAdenDuale
Hon. Aden Duale, EGH
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I extend my heartfelt gratitude to His Excellency President @WilliamsRuto for entrusting me with the role of Cabinet Secretary for Defence in the first Kenya Kwanza Administration. I am deeply honored and will forever be indebted to him and the people of Kenya for this
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2 years
The death of this man was so wierd
@mwabilimwagodi
TL Elder
2 years
This is where I am mentally right now.
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4 years
Owich has 12 hours to respond😂
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3 years
Flaqo has never been the same on twitter since this post. I was re reading it now and thinking, did we overreact or did he make it at the wrong time?
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4 years
If you can avoid it, never link your bank to a card.
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3 years
Nigerian pastors already ahead of the curve😂
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I don’t like how the politicians are raising the temperatures towards the elections man
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4 years
Your boyfriend thinks calling his team kiburi fc is elite banter, he is 28
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Tech bros after kuskia Eliud Owalo is no longer the ICT CS.
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