Juzi while in court an Advocate was examining his client in Kiswahili. He asked her what she does for a living she said she sells "mali mali". Court asked counsel to interpret to English and he confidently said "things things". Even the Magistrate couldn't hold her laughter 😂😂
Niliangukia this 2 bedroom in an own compound at Imara Daima Estate.
Nakitoka hapa naenda kwa nyumba ya mabati yenye nitakua nimejenga kwa shamba yangu huko Kitengela. Soon.
Inshallah.
We took this photo on 11/1/2020 at Black Pearl lounge, Kisumu. This was the last time we indulged in alcohol.
Today, 11/1/2021, marks exactly 1 year being alcohol free.
That's a scar of me, I used to hide Cocaine in my leg and ferrying them from Nairobi to Kisumu... The drugs damaged the veins in my mid section, i had to quit.
4 days post my resignation and I've made an amount that's equal to 2 months salary in my former job. Saa hii hata nikiamua kulala for 2 months niko sawa.
Whatever you do with this information is totally up to you.
This Opesh guy should trade very carefully. Nashuku very soon atakuja kupigwa banter moja kali laced with dark humour juu ya his recent misfortune na sidhani he will be able to stomach it.
Huyu ananisumbua na simu kila saa anataka nimadvise. I've asked for 10k ONLY nimfanyie an appropriate Legal Opinion and now my phone ain't buzzing no more 😂
"Wakili a quick one" won't put food on my table. Wacha nibaki na my knowledge na abaki na pesa zake basi.
Someone should just whip all these beggars out of the streets.
I mean, huezi shinda unaomba 10bob kila siku yet brush na rangi ya kiatu cost less than 100. They can make a descent living but ni kusumbua wanasumbua.
Btw do you know driving down to Naivasha for swimming is actually cheaper than swimming in Nairobi?
Look here,
Fuel to and from Naivasha -1500
Swimming - 300 pp.
Total 2100 for 2.
Nairobi swimming 1k pp.
Fuel 500
Total 2500 for 2.
Be wise. Take the roadtrip.
I have not bought milk for the last 4 months, I don't even know the price atm.
POV: My dairy goat being milked at my all organic farm. We average 1 - 1.5 litres per day and it's her 1st lactation.
Btw goat milk retails at about Kshs. 200-250 per litre and is highly nutritious.
Felix Tshisekedi, an opposition leader is now the president elect in DR Congo. The church played a very critical role in ensuring the election process was free and fair. Can 🇰🇪 learn?