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Formerly Fungo. Ain’t nobody got time for that. 🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎

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Every time Caoimhin Kelleher smiles, an angel gets its wings.
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@Rossmac212 To be fair, I’m pretty sure the answer is Cadbury. Maybe give “Cadbury” one more try and see what he says.
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@CBSSportsGolazo @VirgilvDijk Thierry still doing that weird little twitchy smile thing.
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@SmnLlyd5 Giggs is surprisingly good in this.
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@RevivedDanny @sidlowe True. Changed the whole climate.
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@sportbible I’ve never seen any of them dead. So, all of them.
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A decade ago, I’d have been happy to take zero trophies as long as we had players like Thiago and Luis Diaz at the club. I loved Coutinho and Suarez for that very reason. The fact that we’re challenging for titles now and we have a great manager is beyond any dreams I had.
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@hogan_1234 @rioferdy5 is far too emotionally invested in that club to be a credible football pundit. However, he appeals to what people now expect from football analysis since social media impacted the sport. So the mainstream media see the financial benefits of his tribalism. Pathetic.
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@Mason__drfc Marvin Gaye must be rolling in his grave.
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@BBCSport I’m just grateful that they’ve subtitled every little sound.
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@WeAreTheOverlap The “Stop wasting my time” tone in her voice when she answered this one🤣
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@dubslife1 These Postcode Lottery ads have become far too obscure for my liking.
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@monkeysponge It’s interesting how the outrage has been promoted by every media outlet. It’s actually dangerous when you see the vicious reactions and comments. People blaming Liverpool for something that was so benign and inconsequential - and was at worst an officiating error, not LFC’s.
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@Poks_na This is like those games that Pablo Escobar used to organise.
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@decentpatter 6 months, 2 weeks. It’s all the same in Fatsmellycuntland.
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@ianyoungkop Fat beardy virgin bloke in absolute denial.
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One of the things I love about this goal is the audible growing anxiety of the Man City crowd as the move progresses. This is Guardiola’s City - on their own pitch - and Liverpool are keeping the ball from them and hurting them like no other side has ever done, or ever will.
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@Komps4 Probably has something to do with all the cheating mate. Delighted to help.
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If Henderson is starting in the league for us next season then we haven’t adequately addressed the problem.
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Salah & Karius were assaulted in the 2018 CL Final. LFC lost because of those assaults. Number of LFC fans demanding a replay: 0 Sissoko conceded a penalty after 20 sec of the 2019 CL Final. THFC went on to lose 2-0. Number of THFC fans demanding a replay: All of them #Levels
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I just have no idea how we’re somehow managing to come back and win all of these games without Jordan Henderson and James Milner. It’s almost as if this “leadership” and “mentality” that we’ve heard so much about were attributes that these players already possessed in abundance.
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I dread to think what they’d say about Liverpool if we’d scraped a 1-0 win at home against Brentford just 3 days after City had murdered them 4-1 away. But that’s where we are. They’ll probably call this “a classy display of resilience” or some such shit.
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@Kings_10 It’s 7 degrees. He’s hardly Shackleton ffs.
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Jonathan Liew. For those of you who are surprised by his hilarious tweet, don’t be. He’s the same bloke who said this…
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@AirdropGlideapp @NoCapFights Of course not - none of this shit is ever real. It’s funny though. The acting is hilarious.
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@gibbowolves @Shaughna_P Not sure I feel any better after I’ve clicked on the image tbh.
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@InterestingsAsF Me trying to figure out how they got the chain in there at the start.
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@scousericey @Carra23 @johncrossmirror Oh look! A little Everton fan butting in on a football conversation involving Premier League clubs. Well I never. #Bless
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@StretfordPost Using this a lot today.
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@EvertonViews Dreamt up a racism allegation in order to avoid any punishment or blame. How very Everton. #Racists
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I’d get rid of Henderson before I’d get rid of Thiago.
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@HenryJackson87 They didn’t focus on this at all on Sky. But Almiron slide tackles Salah and there’s a 2-hour documentary on it.
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@SexyStockSlayer @FAFO_TV Did he ever really live?
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@TazerBlack It’s not real - it’s an unused scene from Emmerdale.
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@ChiyanaTito Aye. Still, could be worse…
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By far Cristiano Ronaldo’s greatest achievement is being mentioned in the same sentence as Lionel Messi so many times over the course of his career.
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The ongoing blind acceptance that Man City are unbeatable and the pervading lack of respect for Liverpool is a huge reason why City have been allowed to get away with so much.
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Londoners just don't get football
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@ArseLegend @IanWright0 This is such an Arsenal tweet.
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@MadMontana You could argue that going from Champions League holders to the club folding because the owner is a close personal friend of the bloke who wants to end mankind is a bigger bottle job, but horses for courses.
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@eugenioestoico @pattbb8 @chilloutbagel @alecbeckman_AB Exactly. The inevitability of death. “You can’t stop what’s coming.”
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@The_Forty_Four But hang on, Brendan Bumfuck from Bournemouth said it was shit when he was there 13 years ago for that Saturday morning kickoff at 11:15. Now I don’t know WHAT to think.
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@RoryGreenfield Genuinely mad to see him overlapping onto an unfortunately overhit pass a few minutes ago. I’d forgotten what that looked like.
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@avisualgame Rafa’s “Rant”. It wasn’t a rant. Ferguson had repeatedly ranted throughout that season about how the fixture schedule was against Utd & pro-Liverpool. After Rafa’s comments, he even belittled LFC’s reliance on using reserve players. The “facts” Rafa mentioned were all valid.
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@Farda_Alphonso Legend. The AI text is painful mind you. But the “I’ve never been on a zip line before” line makes up for it 🤣🤣🤣
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@AlexisMonteith Nice one, but he’s free to joke about potentially the biggest example of prolonged organised cheating that the sport has ever known? Is that ok? You’re happy enough with that Alexis?
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@BeardedGenius The Devil Wears Lonsdale.
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@JKD_LFC @DaleJohnsonESPN You definitely don’t be getting a response from Dale on Q2. Mainly because he’s talking out of his arse.
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@CraigHope_DM This is worse than what Mitrovic did and you were all over a lengthy ban for that. In truth, neither incident deserves more than a 3-match ban but they both need to be treated equally. Otherwise how can this “respect” thing you’re always banging on about be considered equal?
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@StoolFootball This was fucking painful.
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@any_spare New Ghostbusters looks shit.
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@KarenFootage Maybe she should just try telling her to get out.
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@ChampionsLeague @LFC Jesus Liverpool have a damn good team.
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@Tactical_Times I’d say they’re both acting nervous.
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@HenryJackson87 Yeah but you’re conveniently forgetting the fact that he plays for Liverpool, Hank. No Premier League greats have played for that club apparently. To recap, you needed to have won a PL title to qualify for ‘PL Greatness’ until 2020. It’s been ‘Multiple PL titles’ since then.
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@KoptasticNeil @laplfc Signage being updated at #Goodison 🕰️
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@markgoldbridge You WERE standing in his bedroom at the time in fairness Mark.
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@BeardedGenius You sound like my wife.
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@Exploding_Heads Fuuuuuck, I remember this from way back. And not only was it not deleted, you’ve doubled down 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@BeardedGenius I’m not going to a wedding in Roscommon.
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@sid_lambert @IanWright0 @GaryLineker @90sArsenal I remember an ad campaign (possibly by Nike???) immediately after this that just featured Ian Wright’s face alongside the caption “Gary who?” Great days. Great fucking days.
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@SamMcGuire90 That’s seriously impressive.
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@Jam1eUTD @MPJMCFC @LeeSumm04 @_nor_A_A I wouldn’t start a conversation about Champions League football if I was you mate.
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@AlexLeTissier A lighter shade - or even repetition of the mirror panelling if you can afford it - would definitely add a sense of space and depth to the whole layout. I’d also recommend considering a white gloss or similar for the door as it currently looks quite dated. DM me for more.
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@MohamedASalad Christ almighty you’ve been badly buggered by your own tweet mate 🤣🤣🤣 I’m seriously embarrassed for you rn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@burncoryburn “If I scream, everything is fine… NOOOO!!! NOOOOOO!!!! AGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” #Fine
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@AwayDays_ Syd Little giving it the big ‘un.
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@BeardedGenius I lost three year of my life on heroin And another 5 year oan a methadone programme that was meant tae get us aff it.
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@TansuYegen If you have to point to where the whales are, you know you’re dealing with a tough audience. @Specsavers
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@odeszn_ @TottenhamTiers Lads, you’ve ALL been slagging Klopp off for this since 2015 so none of you are in a position to take the moral high ground on this one. Fair play to Ange - he’s building team spirit at Spurs and they’re responding to it well.
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My little girl wrote this for me yesterday. #LFC
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@Tactical_Times It felt as if they were attrmpting to will the transfer into reality.
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@StoolFootball Cambridge Dictionary definition. “awe”: noun [ U ] a feeling of great respect sometimes mixed with fear or surprise. …… Barstool Football definition. “awe”:
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@Footysm Clearly. Even I as a Liverpool can’t think of a single anthem that comes close to it. Which, considering I’ve never fucking heard it before, speaks volumes. Oh no, hang on, wait. I’ve just remembered literally hundreds of better ones.
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Carragher co-commentating on another Liverpool game.
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@tradingMaxiSL The police never even considered him a suspect?
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@decentpatter Now THAT is a challenging wank.
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At some point when you’re watching your team get destroyed, you just want a bit of unpredictability. Something different to give you hope - or entertainment at the very least. Someone who wants to continue taking the fight to the opposition. When he took Darwin off, that went.
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@BeardedGenius Mad how dogs start to resemble their owners.
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When Jurgen first took over, I recall some slightly more balanced fans of other clubs having a lot of time for him, while some even said that his personality made them actually like Liverpool. Ange Postecoglou seems to have had a similar affect with Spurs. He’s a good bloke.
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@zizouprop @darrend01 @DefensiveSpider Yep. He also has more splinters in his arse from sitting on the bench. We have more CLs though. And trophies.
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@UtdEra_ Still, could be worse…
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@JohnnydaMook @eugenioestoico @pattbb8 @chilloutbagel @alecbeckman_AB Definitely. I like how they make the Anton Chigurh character represent the inevitability of death - relentless and unforgiving. You can choose the path of your own life.
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@FinishedPlayers I just love how he kills the ball with his control. That ball is dead.
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@BoxparkWembley @England @GoogleUK How can this somehow manage to look more fake than the actusl fake fans that Qatar paid to dress up as England fans last week?
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@MarsLeRoux @cctvidiots This is the most interesting “roof rack-related” story I’ve heard today.
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Liverpool’s new £90m striker Cody Gakpo still hasn’t got a goal or assist in nearly 12 games for the club. Reason for concern @talkSPORTDrive ?
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I might actually rate this moment higher than our title win in 2020. Those inbred Norwich fans just never, ever, ever learnt their lesson. No team has ever been so consistently destroyed by one player. Hilarious stuff. #Suarez
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Jamie Redknapp just described the appointment of Frank Lampard as “a complete no-brainer”. I suppose he’s right, technically. #Lampard
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@HITCSevens @CescoIam Yeah, YOU don’t.
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