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It’s a pandemic and we don’t have time to waste pls
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You’ve cleaned the whole house, sprayed the vanilla essence, done 100 push-ups and she just text “you’re gonna hate me🙈”
Sky Sports News has been told Moises Caicedo is having second thoughts about a move to Liverpool. 👀🚨
The Player and his representatives remain in London📍
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Competitive salary means your bills and food budget will be competing to see who wins every month
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Hojlund just needs to keep airing Garnacho and he will prosper
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The heat in England right now feels like the first moment you step off the plane and the heat hits you………but there is no holiday. Just work and bills
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When women don’t like you anymore they really do talk like HR
We’re strict and standing on business!
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Listen the bundesliga clubs will sell you what you think is a brand new Merc, you’ll pop the bonnet and find a skorokoro engine
🚨🚨| BREAKING: Mauricio Pochettino has confirmed that Christopher Nkunku has injured his hip in training and Chelsea are currently assessing him.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 nah this is gonna go down as one of the most delicious lies I’ve ever seen wow
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@PaschalTosin
No we wouldn’t because Garnacho has been doing that all season while Hojlund was open. Strikers need to be selfish
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Guys that used to count using their fingers in school were pronouncing Błaszczykowski fine during the World Cup but we are supposed to believe Lucie found “Yewande” difficult to pronounce 🤔🤣
This is the last thing I’m going to say about this situation.....
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Pls no offence but I would not be saying alhamdullilah to 25k while supporting a wife and child I would be saying GOD HELP ME
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Nobody: Italian players: 🤲🏻 🤌🏻🙏🏽
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Ivan Toney cut his locs off and Babylon took him down a few days later. I don’t believe in coincidence
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Btw I like Garnacho so this isn’t me slandering him but Hojlund can finish with either foot so he’s gotta just let the gun go when he’s in those positions
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@Swazi_Cheri
The process of selling stocks and seeing the money reflected into your account takes 2-3 working days but she wants us to believe he did it in two minutes just to buy bottles 💀
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I watched the Ultimatum on Netflix and it is the worst thing I have ever seen. I’m on episode 5 and I’m gonna watch the full season so that I can make sure that it’s the worst
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Okay disclaimer if you do this and your messages to the person stop delivering nobody told you to do it 🙏🏿
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@MoSalhan
when they find me living off rotten cucumbers in the woods three years after the war has ended with one shoe on
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If he goes to Chelsea they are going to hear me laughing in Lubumbashi. Couldn’t have happened to a worse club. F*ck off
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Dating a twitter woman is crazy. You might be having a great day and the apple of your eye is just embarrassing you for no reason 😩
My man is the sexiest mf on earth but he’s short. All my exes were tall 6ft plus . We been together a year. And it still bothers me that he’s short but I love him but GAWDDDD he short lord
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You guys can’t be bantering Man City regarding the Carabao cup. Your team have been through this every year for the past 4 years. Have shame.
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A lot of people in Bristol told us that we shouldn’t be protesting for Black Lives Matter during a pandemic because we were putting the rest of the public at risk and spitting on the NHS. The irony is poetic
Bristol anti-lockdown protesters DEMAND shoppers take off their masks
#lockdown
#Bristol
#protest
#standupx
@StandUpX2
#antilockdownprotest
#antilockdown
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I’m gonna be at the barbershop when I’m bald for no reason other than to offer my unsolicited football opinions and discuss politics
I hope u man are ready to protect messi and ronaldo in 20yrs from lil nxggas that didn’t see them play
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Missed a flight by 24 hours...
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@PaschalTosin
I hear you but my point is we’ve watched Garnacho do that all season when Hojlund was free…Hojlund has got more confidence and when he’s in this form I think he needs to shoot more
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You see her drinking cocktails so you try to message her. “Hey you how’s things going?” “Good thanks. Sorry bit tied up, do you need anything”
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When you’re tired of racism and want to switch it up for a bit of racismë
Seriously as a black person... why would you go to places like Ukraine or Poland ?
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@Swazi_Cheri
I’m just not buying it and she probably ain’t either which is why she deleted it 🤣
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If you haven’t had segz but you’re a champions league level neckums is this video really necessary 😭
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She right man I’m a real jigga so I would just grab the cutlery and start eating the table 💯
One of my most random icks is when you’re on a date and the guy orders his food but it’s out of stock so he has to frantically look for something else on the menu
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I don’t even know these guys but this what Putin meant when he said “there will be no winners” 😭😭
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He sacrificed himself. Salute brother
I got no issues with black women liking Jack Grealish (its expected as he is popular atm and got money)
But my thing is the way black women carry on when a black man likes white girls is totally different energy to when they like white guys.
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Guys I like Hojlund but him being 20 is not a good enough excuse today. Could have had a three course meal and dessert in the first half.
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@jenny_gxo
Nah this is a different level of greed. If that was me I would be on the way to becoming a youth pastor pls
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No way Toby even sealed the betrayal with a kiss like Judas!? He was even making mschew mschew sounds while kissing!?
#LoveIsland
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I clocked when people say this they just really mean people from London
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Nah Dr Alex had that baddie that wanted him and he declined. Hugo ain’t really got that yet 😔
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Liverpool fans in my mentions talking about beating us 7-0. Enjoy this tune because you’ll be hearing it a lot this season 👍🏿
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@TheNotoriousVSL
It’s never out of nowhere my guy. We just refuse to see the signs 😔 I got removed off the Spotify playlist once yeyeyeeye
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Imagine seeing the woman you want to pay bride price for in the comments. I’d collapse
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Landlords moving very funny right now I should send him one of Kwajo housings tweets so he doesn’t sleep for the next three weeks
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Some of you are going to end up with some of the women in the quote tweets calling mandem feminine for wanting mutual interest. I wish you good fortune in the wars to come.
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It’s a beautiful day to love your woman the way she wants to be loved 🙏🏿
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She shoulda lobbed her shoe at you like that Iraqi journalist
@thecrystaluncut
Hey Crystal, I’m saddened that’s how you left the event feeling after an encounter with me. Truly wasn’t my intention to make you feel anything less than the beautiful woman you are.
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Someone who can get this angry at a stranger is definitely doing far worse to the women he is familiar with idc
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@MakDeAp
This is sending me coz he said good morning at 13:51. He was tweeting with his meat
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Liam went out sad though. He didn’t even try drop “look just believe what you wanna believe then”
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25k? BABA GOD SHARABOSKATA SIKABAHANDE DEFEAT THESE BILLS THE WAY YOU DEFEATED THE AMALEKITES
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“He’s got himself in a decent position in the dms but......THERE. not linking up for three years just isn’t gonna cut it at this level he’s gotta do better”
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Kendrick dropped a diss track, spent some time with his son while Drake was dropping memes on instagram then Kendrick dropped another diss track before he could respond!?
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I remember back in the day my hotel plug told me he had found Christ I was actually furious. How could he choose salvation when man warn rave brav😭
F guys fell off man used to be half price guys everywhere these man graduate n get jobs in the city forget their roots kmt
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I thought the UK was the most embarrassing place to be right now but America said hold my beer
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Teddy gon get left by someone with dissolved lips. Can the producers send henny in there coz he’s gonna need it
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They gave McTominay MOTM coz he’s got a short back and sides trim and doesn’t dance on Instagram I can’t believe this
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Men please father your sons or one day they might go out of their way to defend someone they’re never met because they can kick a ball reasonably well😕
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when i see a zambian sunset i can picture God with paintbrush and an exquisite palette
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Ole gon get sacked today and we’re gonna sink even further by signing Brendan Rogers. God of Abraham and Isaac deliver us
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They need to remove her while she’s alive so she can watch her legacy crumble in 8k
"William? Nuhbadi wah si dat" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Beenie Man kills me
Did I not say that Jamaicans cannot stand Kate and William? The avg response will be something like "mi spirit nuh tek him/har"
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Manchester United Scouting network when they spot a good striker:
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@justChinks
said he wouldn’t go to heaven for this reason and I’m with him tbh
*Quick Reminder*
There is no sex in heaven, it's only dancing and singing for the Lord.
What u do with this information is up to you 🤣🤣🤣
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It’s actually okay to say one of your main motivations for going to the gym is because you want to look good. There are obviously other reasons like stress relief and health but who doesn’t want to have a good physique pls
We’re cancelling each other over gym takes today. Post your cancellable gym take.
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He threw it all away for coochie. Jon might have been a snow but the real bastard was Rob.
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If you’re contemplating joining the gym in January as part of your New Years resolution don’t let people shame you into not making an amazing decision to improve your health🙏🏿
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