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Edwards was trying to sign Rodrygo and João Pedro for a combined £5m
Liverpool have made an audacious bid to hijack Watford's £2m move for wonderkid João Pedro. (Source: Daily Mail)
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Gakpo vs Antony basically sums up Liverpool and United over the past 5 years, both from the same league and are both the same age, in their last full season in the Eridivise Gakpo scored 21 goals vs Antony's 12 yet united spent £82m on Antony and Liverpool spent £35m on Gakpo.
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@SeanDOlfc
Klopp when he realises Sean from Twitter will side eye him after Hummels scores a 98th minute winner from his own half
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@nickmullensgf
Grimes would have kanye name his album the coordinates to pete davidsons' house and try and pass it off as her kids middle name
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@FootyAccums
'Bukayo, we've put up this wall to remind you of that shit penalty you took at euros'
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@StoolFootball
So he wants guilt by association? in that case I want all the Arsenal squad banned for being teammates with Partey.
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@FootballTalkHQ
"So dad, how did you defend Ukraine against the Russian invasion"
Zinchenko: "I cried"
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We see a Senegalese kid with malaria, julian ward sees 25 g/a
If you had access to clean water before the age of 15, Edwards’ laptop knocks 10 goals off your tally. Havertz scores six goals a season because it’s plainly obvious the family Labrador had its own bedroom
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@AnfieldEdition
No, we need to be awarded 3 points and united need to be deducted 3 points. That's the only way united fans will learn.
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@StokeyyG2
'In other news Wakefield based newsagents 'wakey wines' was found to be selling £100 cans of Prime energy as a front for the distribution of Yellow Cake'
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If your worried about losing Henderson's leadership
Van Dijk: Netherlands captain
Salah: Egypt Captain
Robertson: Scotland captain
Szoboszlai: Hungary captain
We're not short of leaders
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@stevenKloppLFC2
I remember I was in tower 2 as the plane was about to hit, I looked at the terrorist through the cockpit window and said 'you carnt park there mate'
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A Michael Edwards midfield rebuild would've consisted of Tchouameni, Bellingham, Guimaraes and Enzo, but Klopp decided to give Henderson and Milner new contracts and keep Keita and Ox.
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@MPSLewishamCntl
Police: "we're arresting on suspicion of being full to the brim with confectionery"
"But officer, there for personal consumption, I swear"
Police: "Personal consumption? You've got millions of them"
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Put it this way if Klopp was staying and Michael Edwards didn't come back I'd be shitting myself for next season
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I asked Bing AI to create a renovated Anfield with 65k seats and this is what it came up with
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@lauriewhitwell
Liverpool gave Van Dijk £220k a week after he came second in the Balon Dor, they ain't giving Mount £250k after the terrible season he's just had.
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@TheAnfieldTalk
'we will fight for everything we can'
De bruyne 3', 25', 67'
Jesus 17', 42', 77'
Sterling 21', 55', 88'
Goater 90+5'
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@MFGrogoom
Imagine what the likes of Trent, Salah, Van Dijk and Alisson must think when they see Henderson wearing the captain's armband.
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@Football__Tweet
You just know franco was threatening refs with assassination for the first 5
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@AnfieldEdition
@DominicKing_DM
Nunez: 'mi perro está en la biblioteca horneando una bolsa de golf'
Curtis: 'heavy that lad'
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@Dani77k
@paulpogba
More dances than good performances, biggest flop in premier league history.
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@jeremycorbyn
Only could a North London progressive look at a group of working class mums and dads protesting against nonce behaviour and label them 'far right'. This is the same attitude that led the police to ignore the 1000+ girls in Rotherham.
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@AnfieldWatch
So Liverpool get charged for surrounding the referee for not sending off Rodri when he should of, but neither Bruno Fernandes or Manchester United get charged for Fernandes pushing the referee. Genius
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@InvertTheWing
Tottenham didn't even make the list of teams Kimmich would decline
🚨🚨| JUST IN: Kimmich is only considering signing for these clubs:
– Manchester City
– Liverpool
– Arsenal
– Real Madrid
– FC Barcelona
A move to Manchester United, Chelsea, and PSG is not an option for him.
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@tancredipalmeri
Dear Juventus, i propose a swap deal, you give Liverpool Chiesa and Vlahovic and Liverpool gives you a 1984 Renault Espace, a box of double deckers and Adrian.
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@AnfieldEdition
This kits gonna look sick whilst playing in the ass end of Belarus on a Thursday night.
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Mbappe, Endrick, Vinicius, Rodrygo cost Real Madrid £140m in transfer fees, Liverpool spent £175m on Nunez, Diaz and Gakpo. Liverpool's squad planning after Edwards left was horrendous, thank God he's back.
🚨⚪️ Kylian Mbappé to Real Madrid, HERE WE GO! Every document has been signed, sealed and completed.
Real Madrid, set to announce Mbappé as new signing next week after winning the Champions League.
Mbappé made his decision in February; he can now be considered new Real player.
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@Ettifaq
Liverpool have this 18 year old brazilian lad in the academy called Jordininho Henderzinio, he's the next big thing, £40m and he's yours
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