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The pro from Dover. Reputed to be the Earl of Bridgeport. Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Motto: Illegitimi non carborundum
Chicago, Illinois, USA
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@leavitt_palmer
Throw my coffee on the windshield and watch it short out when he turns on the wipers
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@RepMartinDaniel
He didn't enlist, he was drafted
He refused to serve and accepted the consequences of his actions with dignity
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@MKFerrante
@Sassycatz
@GeoffRBennett
@LACaldwellDC
@frankthorp
Correct, they don't
SCOTUS is a lifetime appointment
Justice Kennedy announcing his "retirement" is a part of an engineered coup by the fascist right-wing
None of this is normal
None of this is proper
None of this is American
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@mitchellvii
There's a special place in hell for you, Bill
Hope to see you there soon
BTW, this isn't a threat, coward, simply my fondest wish for you
(And believe me when I say that was the fondest of the many wishes I have for you right now)
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@AaronBlake
Uh...blacks weren't considered "employees" in Lincolns time. You may recall there was considerable...ah...dispute about the subject at the time
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@RBReich
If you worked very, very hard
and earned $5,000 a day
and worked every day
7 days a week, 365 days
from the day Christopher Columbus
landed in the New World
you still would not have $1,000,000,000
Nobody "earns" a billion dollars
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@CPTDoomDC
@Robbiepierce
@Facetious_Dem
Yes yes yes
I trained in disaster preparedness in the US Coast Guard
A single person responding to a crisis is often misunderstood and even feared by startled onlookers
Single out one to ask LOUDLY for help, identify them by what they are wearing
"You in the red coat..."
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@PopSci
Answer: Measure the pumpkin's circumference and divide by the diameter
Question: How do you get pumpkin pi?
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@JRehling
@sairasameerarao
My wife and I were extremely disappointed by our tour of Hiroshima. We didn't want to hear about 200,000 Japanese civilians killed in a fireball. Our guide was so radical about her mothers scars and radiation sickness I thought we were being lectured.
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@NBCNews
@SpeakerRyan
"There's no place for this"
I beg to differ.
#POTUS
has carved out that space already
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@CPTDoomDC
@Robbiepierce
@Facetious_Dem
Good example
Not busting on the average onlooker, people always say they couldn't believe what was happening
Realizing you can take action isn't natural for everyone
I wouldn't be confident without my prior training, for example
Most people have to be encouraged to show courage
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@mviser
So, he was an attractive bigot?
A good looking white nationalist?
A fit fascist?
How normal
@AshleyRParker
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@WalshFreedom
The government GAVE me a gun, Joe
There was one for you, too
You never showed up to pick it up
#ChickenHawk
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@RawStory
Meanwhile, in Ohio,
#AndreaBurton
was arrested and removed from court for wearing
#BlackLivesMatter
pin
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@PatrickKingsley
@RajaAbdulrahim
I just ate a hamburger that was comprised of biomaterials obtained from a steer that succumbed to injuries sustained in the process of meat packing.
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@BillyBaldwin
@seanhannity
At this point everyone is aware that the most vocal and vehemently anti-homosexual right-wingers are deeply, deeply conflicted individuals.
Girls, find a guy who looks at you the way Sean looks at Donnie
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@fema
OK, let's start with the "rumor" that FEMA disaster relief funds have been diverted to build and maintain detention camps for immigrants, asylum seekers and children separated from their parents at our borders?
I'll wait right here...
(btw, how're things going in Puerto Rico?)
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@JonLemire
Serious Question: How come the managers in charge of employment aren't the first to be led out of the plant in handcuffs?
@USBPChief
#ICEraids
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@_africanprodigy
@ClaraJeffery
Oh? Was anyone here under the impression that Elon Musk is saving a seat on the shuttle to Mars for them?
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@AdamParkhomenko
@BrianKarem
In 1990, Karem was jailed for refusing to reveal the name of a source who arranged an interview with a suspect involved in killing a police officer. During the Gulf War, he was one of the first reporters to enter Kuwait City.
Could kick Gorkas ass in a NY minute
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@NBCNightlyNews
...and so he fired a high-powered assault rifle three times ...and hit the person he believed was a hostage???
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@robpalkwriter
"Both had purchased new cloaks and wands for the event."
Well, that explains why I couldn't get a fitting for a new cloak this week. Next year I'll know to avoid the rush.
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@MiamiHerald
Fine. Give up your off-duty job
Turn down getting paid to watch the game
That'll sure show those million dollar players
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@AaronBlake
I would imagine this is an issue to be taken up by
@HouseSAA
Do members assail and defame each other on the steps of Congress without censure?
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@JesseKellyDC
I notice your name isn't Running Deer
Maybe your forefathers should have stayed were they came from
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@johnchalloran
@GeoffRBennett
@LACaldwellDC
@frankthorp
The centrist are to blame
The left has been out in the streets every day
The left has been sounding the alarm everywhere
Don't blame us if our efforts have been embargoed by the local and national media and you have not been informed of our efforts
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#NYPD
asked for a moratorium on protests while they honor fallen officers...then stage protest at the funeral itself
http://t.co/nNQRfx25Ar
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@APEastRegion
"Ross, who is black, said police asked the men to leave three times but they refused"
...Because the race of the police commissioner is absolutely vital to the telling of this story
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@RobertMaguire_
If you are susceptible to propaganda and bad actor influencers you're probably a civil liability and a security risk too
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@DrDavidDuke
Used your spellchecKKKer this time, I see
Yes, you are specifically what HRC was referring to
You are deplorable
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@jbendery
Instead of using her personal
@Twitter
account
#SarahSanders
used her official WH account, paid for by taxpayers, to target a specific private business for harassment (possibly violence, as we have seen in the past) by location, identifying the manager by gender
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@HeatherCherone
@wttw
This is an illegal campaign solicitation, plain and simple
The fact Mayor Lightfoot can use CPS resources to both send this out to the public as well as offer academic credit is ASTOUNDING
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@Jodiscohen
“The fact that the jury acquitted Ms. Harris does not negate the factual basis for the actions of the City and its officers,”
Yes, yes it does, as a matter of fact.
I cannot wrap my head around the idea of Naperville attempting to harass this young woman in perpetuity
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@SabrinaNC9
"starting salaries at $12 and $13 an hour"
asked & answered
Ask the boss if he can keep a roof over his family and food on their kitchen table for that
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@RitchieTorres
I'm just spitballing here, but we could start with how a 20 y/o, someone not legally allowed under federal statute to purchase tobacco, gets his hands on a scoped military grade federally regulated firearm
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@danmericaCNN
If I pay my membership dues would the Secret Service allow me to approach Trump with a club in my hands too?
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#BuckinghamFountain
in
#GrantPark
has been vandalized with red pigment and spray paint political slogans. Park District CCTV cameras should have caught the perpetrators.
#ChicagoMedia
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@RyanLizza
Since DJT took office Americans have learned the intricacy of compulsive lying. What has always struck me was not the audacity of a self-serving lie, but the banality. "I stared down Kim Jong Un."
Yeah, well I took my 4 y/o daughter to Disneyworld and lived to tell the tale.
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@nikkihaley
"Some of us love music without the politics thrown in it"
Tell me about it,
#snowflake
#FireAndFury
#HillaryClinton
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@mitchellvii
You realize that the Federal Election Commission has not designated your personal Tweet stream as a polling place, don't you?
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@Franklin_Graham
@POTUS
@realDonaldTrump
"We need to get behind him..." on the roof of the WH and SHOVE!
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@JordanUhl
@SebGorka
@Mediaite
@calebecarma
That was an assault.
.
@SebGorka
threaten a strike to the face then shoved
No provocation seen
If, as he has attested to in the past, Gorka is "always" carrying a firearm then that was an Aggravated Assault
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@manwhohasitall
@Historiann
Does he have any favorite fast and easy recipes for when he gets home and has to work quickly put dinner on the table?
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@EoinHiggins_
Land in the New World with Christopher Columbus
Get a job, take home $1000 a day
Put every penny in the bank
Don't die, collect $1000 every day until today
You still don't have a Billion Dollars
Eat the Rich
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@mattgaetz
@AOC
@IlhanMN
@RashidaTlaib
@AyannaPressley
@ericswalwell
@TulsiGabbard
@Jim_Jordan
@RepMarkMeadows
Check the appropriate blank
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@SpeakerRyan
Anyone who stands with
#DonaldTrump
as he attacks
#GoldStarParents
is something less than a patriotic American
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BREAKING NEWS
Secret Service Closes Mar-A-Lago To All Guests, Even Members, During Trump's Visits via
@gossipextra
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Sen. Jeff Merkley isn’t letting up on the Trump administration for taking $10 million from FEMA ahead of hurricane season to pay for more prisons for immigrants.
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@joshgerstein
@RepStefanik
@politico
@NBCNews
Hold on, lemme get this straight.
Judge Howell warned us against authoritarianism and Rep. Stefanik filed a formal complaint against her.
I want to make sure we are all on the same page.
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@katierogers
Gotta get back to the senior center before all the outlets are taken otherwise the scooter won't be charged for Country Buffet breakfast at 5:30 a.m.
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"Hillary Clinton Wins a Game of Dominoes in Harlem...gains 5 more Superdelegates"
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@CandaceSmith_
Is This Correct?
Did Trump Just Suggest "Second Amendment Solution" To Clinton Presidency???
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@RawStory
This guy is full of sh*t
No Tampa area Mosque or Imam knows who he is
He's a psychopath who thinks hes pulling a "false-flag"
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@waite_4_me
I see the point you are getting at, but I am not buying it
Institutional racism is perpetrated by those who's only color is the "color of authority" which is a legal term. The race of the police commissioner is no more pertinent than then the race of a plantation overseer
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@OliviaMesser
No, they were attempting to directly profit monetarily from a "serious issue"
...which is worse
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@atrupar
uh huh...MAGA boycotts have worked so well in the past
nobody goes to Disney World any more, right?
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@KOINNews
Editors
Those aren't "police"
That's a DHS riot squad, not state or municipal police
Their post 9/11 mandate was supposed to be terroism
Trump is using federal assets to threat CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE as a terrorist threat to federal authority
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@wkyc
"Trustee Brian Morris said that it hasn't been decided where the small stone marker would be placed"
I have a suggestion, Brian...
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@mySA
I can't believe that this article is going on at length to give the church's side of a blatant COPYRIGHT infringement
You cannot alter and original play and music score without paying the consequences
There is no defense. On top of it all this messaging is vile and offensive
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Honored to be part of a small group allowed to tour the Chicago Harbor Lighthouse today in anticipation of the restoration of this landmark site into a limited access tourism and special event destination
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@MaddowBlog
...Yes, but Boeing knew, the airlines knew
They sold tickets and took chances with human lives...and lost TWICE
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@philipaklein
Time to hunker down, huh? Ask your mom to stock up on Hot Pockets next time she comes down to do the laundry
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@shannonrwatts
@MomsDemand
@RalphNorman
Please call
Investigate and take proper action:
Hon Paul D. Irving,Sergeant at Arms of the U.S. House of Representatives
Room H-124 USCapitol
202-225-2456
202-225-3233 (fax)
saamail
@mail
Rep. Ralph Norman <--- Call for Censure
@USHouseNews
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@cspan
@APDiploWriter
@StateDeptSpox
From my memory of my limited intelligence protocol brief, declassified means something tangible remains to be made public, not simply a notional statement that such and such exists.
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@leonardpierce
Been challenging twitter critics to come up with a better answer.
"What is the magic word that will save black men from being shot by police during a traffic stop?"
Nobody seems to know ...but it's Bernie's fault nonetheless
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