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cranky IT guy/aging punk/goofy car owner/liquid death hater/fb marketplace enthusiast -🎙️on @minioncast420 , 🥁 in a couple bands. -no minors 🔞 i am old
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i'm actively trying to post more on bluesky so if you miss having a more constant stream of my bullshit you can find me over there at
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Drinking cough syrup until I can not only understand the minions language, but their motives
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For everyone asking for an update: it's literally been 12 hours your meemaws aren't awake and on Facebook yet
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Got invited to be an admin of a boomer conspiracy theory group I've made it
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First diy show back there shouldn't be any bands playing everyone should just smoke cigs outside the venue and catch up
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@noisebeneath
It was a Garfield fan group before and everyone got real mad but then got used to it let's see how they take this one
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Damn this is blowing up I got nothing to plug other than the fact that I already own a pink tracker and it's cool as hell and you could buy this one and join me in being cool as hell
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I keep seeing people being shocked that John Mulaney listens to Joyce Manor, I've never seen a man who looks more like he listens to Joyce Manor than John Mulaney
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@nickhexum311
I used to say "please abraham i'm not that man" all the time because of this truly one of the best interviews
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i broke up title fight just to show the oppositions that i’m not fucking playing
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The catholic pop punk kids
church at diy shows
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Asking for donations
& harboring pedophiles
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@verybignbafan
It's so sick someone posted it in one of the tracker groups I'm in and I audibly went "oh hell yeah"
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I did irreparable damage to my search algorithm while making this, and I'm sorry
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Finally got banned from my favorite baby boomer news group, not for posting photoshopped pics of trump, not for accusing baby boomers of being antifa sleeper agents, or for any of the other copious trolling I did, but for posting this pic of
@MurderBryan
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Trump tweeting "I won" and then just playing golf all day rules lmao
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their hands look like this so mine can look like this
(they are playing a basement show to distract the house owner while I steal their copper wiring)
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Alright I'm muting this thread now if any of you actually buy this car I want a finders fee
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As an IT guy everyone older than 35 or younger than 25 has no idea how to use a computer
This reminds me of an old tweet that was like "It's weird how we produced exactly one (1) generation that actually knows how to use a computer."
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I really like running house shows but honestly it sometimes blows my mind how entitled diy kids are, like sorry the gig that I'm (illegally) hosting, providing all the equipment for, running sound, cooking for, doing doors & promoting (all for free) isn't lit enough
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if lin manuel miranda and hobo johnson teamed up they could write a song so shitty it would kill me instantly
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the secret to being a good emo band is to have exactly one of your members be a trained jazz musician
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@mirrorreaper
nothing hits quite like a big az cheeseburger that you scrounged up enough nickels and dimes to pay for because you're so broke you already used all your quarters
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the response to jeff rosenstock posting the merch cuts venues take has me ready to go joker mode, like why are people so quick to either a) defend giant entertainment conglomerates or b) assume that jeff was just an idiot who didn't think to ask nicely or w/e to get rid of em
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American animators make all their characters ugly as hell because you know damn well our country would collapse if we had fuckable mainstream cartoons
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Every coward on here is like "oh when shows come back they better be 3 bands and over by 10 pm" shut the fuck up grandpa we're bringing back 12 band metalcore gigs at VFW halls
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I love commissioning people to draw Garfield smoking weed
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Someone I know just announced a "tour" that consists of
-2 dates
-over a week apart
-both within 30 min of their hometown
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Hey trans and non-binary people can I see who gives you gender envy
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Kinds of diy bands in 2018:
-sounds like Weezer
-twinkly emo but they dress like JCrew models
-tries too hard to be funny on Twitter
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Idea: all those stupid "stealing your meme" memes but they're about copper wire
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Trump was really such a gift to liberals because they're gonna scapegoat him until this country collapses instead of doing anything
Anytime you’re wondering why the next 40 years are sucking, remember a former game show host who committed 91 felonies in office appointed one third of the Supreme Court
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This is escaping my lil corner of twitter so just wanna clarify this is in no way a dig at people changing their names but is a reference to the fact I got suspended from fb for changing my name to "Hooba Stank"
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January 6th happened during the like peak of a depressive episode for me so I woke up at 4pm that day and for 5 glorious minutes I thought America was actually collapsing but it turns out it just ended up being comic con for racist uncles
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damn this blew up wouldn't it be crazy if I had a podcast about minions/boomer brain rot to plug? anyway please go to thank you
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Starting a rumor that they're rebooting Charlie Brown but making Peppermint Patty use She/They pronouns to see if I can give any boomers a heart attack
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This showed up in my fb memories and I think it might be my favorite Garfield meme
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I'm tryin to get my dick sucked at the Catholic Total Abstinence Fountain
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Everyone talks about "none pizza left beef", no one wants to talk about how the guy who posted it is the co-creator of Young Sheldon
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that pinegrove statement was def a step in the right direction about how we discuss abuse/callout culture in DIY, but the fact its pretty much just a press release for a new album rubs me the wrong way/was pretty self indulgent tbh
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When I grow up I wanna be Gale, the one time bit character on King of the Hill who spends his entire screentime smoking weed and buying hot wheels on ebay
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Alright, I'm gonna watch every movie Nic Cage has ever been in, in release order. I'll be documenting it in this thread. I'm sorry in advance.
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I'm not an anti vaxxer by any sense but a bunch of liberals acting surprised that large swathes of this country don't trust the government and responding to that by releasing infographs and other shit that only appeals to other liberals is going to drive me fucking insane
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One of the shitposting groups I'm in on fb got the new "Prayer" function, which might be facebooks dumbest feature yet. It absolutely rocks.
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@AngelaBennetton
@ElaineCrory
@fionaturner13
Have you considered not being a resource hoarding leech?
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