@diyfieri
eating a big az cheeseburger and having a ratatouille moment where i’m transported back to the nastiest break room you’ve ever seen in your life
@evilcheeba
that one and the “bacon addict” (i might be misremembering the exact name) were like gold at the second salt yard i worked at. they would only ever stock like two of them and if you got one you could absolutely trade it for a quarter pack of cigs
@diyfieri
trying to hold your breath after coming back from chugging a steel reserve until you can take a bite of a big az cheeseburger to mask the smell of a high gravity malt beverage>>>
@murderxbryan
i just giv The Nod to anyone i make eye contact with. if i vaguely recognize them or they look cool i nod up if i don’t know them and they don’t look cool i give the downward nod
people get mad about others posting really stupid music takes on here all the time. i don’t care. elliott smith is probably the most important any type of artist in my life and if someone said he was like. idk. proto hobo johnson i’d post the kermit cock n balls pic and move on
[gasping for air on life support] i’m in my dying era. i’m fully deathpilled. this is so ephemeracore. i’m such a morbidcel. [my child somberly pulls the plug]
tell me why when my coworkers were discussing someone taking leave for mental health reasons one of them said “i mean like look at cayenne. she still shows up every day”
if you like or rt this you’re agreeing that ACAB is literally an inarguably correct moral stance and are also contractually obligated to donate to bail funds for blm protesters in whichever city is closest to you and join abolition orgs :)
if you say “duster” and people start talking about music you’re around losers. if you say it and people start talking about the best inhalants you’re around cool people. hope this helps some of you
oh you’re “serving cunt”? i’m across the street observing your daily schedule and routines. i enter when you’re gone and move the furniture by two inches once every week just to see how it affects you. i watch through a pair of northrop grumman m24 binoculars as you go insane.
my parents getting divorced was a good thing and taught me you don’t have to stay with somebody who doesn’t treat you right and you don’t get along with just because you once had an intimate bond with them.
Divorce destroys kids. They are not ok. Some parents “wait” until the kids are in college because of the ridiculous myth later is better. No, it’s always destroys them.
@sofiaszul
@inclhmptn
what will biden effectively do that is any different from trump? he supported segregation literally until it ended, was openly against gay marriage until 2008, opposes medicare for all, college for all, and student loan forgiveness.
koЯn ✊ taught me it’s okay 👍 to hate 🤬 my parents 👫❌
limp bizkit 🔨taught me it’s okay👌to hate 👎 everyone else 🚫👤
system of a down 🇦🇲 taught me it’s okay 💯 to hate the prison industrial complex 🚔🔚
p.o.d. 😇 taught me it’s okay 🆗 to hate 😡 sinners 🙅♀️👹
hey everyone i think i’m gonna come out to my mom this weekend so please encourage me to do so. i’ve said im going to for like two years but never can so i’m hoping i get the courage
@sofiaszul
@inclhmptn
voting for someone just because they aren’t someone else is the most brain dead shit i’ve ever heard in my life. he’s a slightly friendlier face on another bomb on syria, a slightly friendlier face denying us the ability to go to the hospital? your morals are only tied to a party
i’m at the big thief show sucking girldick in the pit while adrianne lenker sings some shit that’s got me reevaluating why im sucking girldick in the pit at the big thief show
subway worker put some onions on my sandwich then looked at me (i didn’t move or make an expression or anything) said “you look like want some more onion” and then loaded it up. what is going on. david lynch type shit.