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I can’t believe it took until the finale to figure out who the villain was this season.
#TheBachelor
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@SaraShalvah
@comfysarah
lol wtf is this take? your husband can’t wash dishes cause he too manly?
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@HaileySayHello
@AITA_reddit
Maybe, but if the rolls were reversed and the husband demanded to supervise a pap smear and then acted like a jack ass, we would all be screaming divorce
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Imagine having to walk inside and tell ya mom that she took off work to clean the baseboards for no reason, ‘cause the bachelor found out you were a home wrecker
#TheBachelor
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@KolaBoof3
@JaytotheTee
but the age and power disparity was outrageous. Cassie had nothing in that “relationship”
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@Valley_BoyEnt
@danishacarterr
so you want a woman with zero thoughts? deaf and mute I gather?
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@thereisnojayjay
@offbeatorbit
they’re calling you insufferable while defending the use of “sportsball.”
The plot has been lost I fear
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@TakiaBrown
@thereisnojayjay
It’s literally a stale buzzfeed joke what are you even talking about
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@The_Rege
@MarinaMarraco
@fox5dc
Are men serious? This giant baby is throwing a tantrum and literally punching a seat because a woman is using a seat that she paid for in the manner that it is intended to be used.
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like ali wong wont even put her own kids on Instagram but she’ll put someone else’s kid around a self congratulating rapist 🥴
ali wong and steven yeun had david choe's rapey ass on set with that little girl and i really do not like that
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@herefortoday_
@EuphoriTori
I’m 1000% sure that
@GirlsGoneChild
would not approve of you using her daughter as the avi on your nasty terf account
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@bulldog2011
@kornelwest
@freak_leader
Oh weird, where in the article did it say her full name or show a photo of her??? That’s not a very well thought out road to fame
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@brian_c_wilson
@outerspacetaste
@hannahcrileyy
taking dogs out unrestrained also isn’t in their job description but here we are
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@pbolyard
@MeganFoxWriter
That’s not what it says at all and you KNOW IT. It says to prevent death or irreversible impairment. No questions asked lmao what utter bullshit
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@FaceThesaurus
@RyanMarino
I’ve gotten it in the hospital and it was awesome honestly. My nurse called it the margarita iv and yeah, that’s what it felt like.
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Two years ago today I was screwing with dudes on OkCupid. It's still funny.
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@DavidMMorton0
@_georgina666
All of your responses scream Short Menace so I am not shocked you’re a ghost magnet
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In lieu of snarky tweets, here’s a picture of this v cute baby. His head is perfectly round bc his mom got him out in 3 pushes, a fact that I’ll remind him of forever. His dad has changed every single diaper. We’re all the luckiest people alive.
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We have to know,
@Chrishell7
, do you have extensions in or is all that gorgeous hair just growing out of your head??
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You can save a lot of money on antlers for your car by not putting antlers on your car.
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As a mom that breastfeeds, I still think Kat Von D is the worst brand of pretentious sanctimommy bullshit. Your kid’s blood sugar is low enough to need supplementation but you refuse formula or donor milk unless it’s vegan? Also, Leafar (Rafael backwards) is a dumbass name.
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@DannnoRPFs
@DelaKram75
@_nomadic_soul
do men die without sex? Wasn’t aware it was a biological need. Sounds like the weaker sex to me
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Kennesaw is dragging our mascot around campus on a boogie board. So there's that.
http://t.co/k6BpV9NC0m
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The youngest person in the accounting department got promoted to the senior title over our largest hospital, and the old people here are very butthurt.
Also, I’m the youngest person in accounting
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@PaulScottPruett
@moira_here
@Alpha_Omega592
@littleapostate
no standards? you think Christians are setting moral standards?
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@LovesSardine
@RichMountbasket
@BBGRichie
y’all really don’t see children as people, just property of the parents.
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One time I dated this guy who said I wasn't responsible enough to have a dog, then he dumped me and now I have three dogs so who really won
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Am I the only one that gets very stressed out with all the horse casualties? And I don't even care for horses that much.
#GameOfThrones
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@herefortoday_
@GirlsGoneChild
@EuphoriTori
you sound like a predator. Stealing photos of other people’s kids for your psycho agenda.
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Wow prom is rly not the same as it was 7 years ago these new high schoolers scare the shit out of me
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Adele makes you miss people you saw in Publix two years ago.
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@dyaknowwhat
@hansmollman
@rhiannonlucyc
Okay well that argument makes no sense. If they want to have sex, they’re going to. I did read the conversation, you don’t have a point lol
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Hello in an effort to be transparent about something that makes me feel embarrassed but shouldn’t- I made an appointment to get help with postpartum depression! I’ve been talking myself out of it for a while now but help is good! Depression is real and doesn’t make you a bad mom!
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The before and after of our bathroom is unreal. My husband is the best. ever.
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Oh my god. Husband and I have this conversation all the time.
I think space is a total waste of time and money. What’s the point? He would go to the moon in a heart beat, just because it’s “cool.”
Never feel more female that when men display an interest in colonizing the moon.
I'm not just like "That's expensive. We have bigger problems on Earth."
I cannot fathom their interest. If the moon were in Long Island and free to visit I might not go.
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@belindasmilne
@girlziplocked
Ur the same gal that said lactation pods were causing trauma left and right so I think perhaps this is just weird bait
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My brother told my mom that he doesn’t like when I post pictures breast feeding my kid, which is rich coming from a guy who accidentally Snapchatted me his dick
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@InvisibleQi
@se_ransdell
@MUSICANDBUILDS
Crazy how it specifically mentions costly attire and gold jewelry, not titties and legs. Almost as if… it’s about wealth
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@herefortoday_
@GirlsGoneChild
@EuphoriTori
using a child’s photo, who you know is not your child, is psycho shit. please seek help
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This is what Tyler does at work. My husband is the best dude of all time 😭
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Hi we just put an offer on a house that I love more than my husband, please cross your fingers that we get it so that I don’t lose the last shred of my sanity thx ❤️
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I paid off my loans, and wish for everyone else to have their balance wiped.
1- because I’m not a monster
2- it’s not coming out of “working class paychecks”
3- if it WAS, I’d rather my taxes pay off someone’s loans than buy more guns for the military
#studentloanforgiveness
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@kadepumpkin
@athomasson11
@itsreybecca
@AITA_reddit
A parent paying for their child that they brought into the world and a young woman being expected to support their younger siblings is entirely different. You sound like the loser
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@dyaknowwhat
@hansmollman
@rhiannonlucyc
lol so they should have babies? what a weird argument to make for denying contraception
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If you thought I was annoying with my dog, I’ve got some bad news.
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I will genuinely never understand conservatives visceral attachment to their guns. I like guns. I carry a gun. We own a lot guns. I would get rid of every single one tomorrow if it meant I didn’t worry about my kid getting murdered at school.
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@GoodishIntent
This cutie was born in April, ten minutes after we parked the car at the hospital. She’s got her own agenda and we love it ✨
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Jokes on me!!!!
Shows up to the hospital at 3:00am this morning, my kid was born at 3:10am. My bad!!
When a pregnant character goes into labor and it’s suddenly an EMERGENCY bc obviously the baby appears after 8 contractions.
Drives. Me. Insane.
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FREDDIE JUST TOLD ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY I AM CRYING AT DINNER
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I tweeted about this a few years ago and literally lost friends over it. Still true and I still don’t care.
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Seeing a lot pictures of girls wearing white dresses to weddings. So tacky. I will toss you out as I walk down the aisle, so help me God.
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Nanny mom is hanging out with David Beckham while I do her laundry and hang out with the kids.
#Blessed
http://t.co/r967ay9Tdz
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@TrenchCoat4Hire
@bessbell
My mother hates social media she’s gonna be so mad you made her into a gif
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Tyler took our wedding invites the post office, and they're out of stamps??
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Husband, staring at our baby: “You know what’s crazy to think about?”
Me: “What?”
Husband: “Ted Bundy was this small once.”
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I went passive aggressive note route, because that’s the name of the game apparently. Just dropped it on her desk as I left the office.
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