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@DeadLioness
Some of us wear masks to protect others. You know..because we think about other people’s well being. This level of selfishness makes me think you were probably doing something high risk and got it that way.
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@DiscussingFilm
3/5..eh. Fun ride. Too big for its own good. Knives Out much better. The whole Hollywood/COVID/social media satire thing is getting boring.
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@KendrickPerkins
@GetUpESPN
How is this a debate? It’s SO much harder to win a championship in the NFL..not even close. Bad take. You can’t simply load up a star studded team because of the cap. There’s a CLEAR talent gap in the NBA. Length of season or playoffs means nothing. NFL>NHL>MLB>NBA for this.
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@NFLNotify
Putting the commanders at dead last is a clear hit job. Shame on you. Explain yourself.
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@Chopper4Brad
Next time y’all want to spend $$$ and hire a firm to lead a re-brand..call me instead. This is..just not good looks. Boring. Simple. The “military connection” is reaching. So is the D.C. bit. All this history and COMMANDERS is what you come up with?!
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@AnnieAgar
This is a gross, unprofessional tweet. Why stay around the NFL? Clearly you rather work for a tabloid.
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@officialavatar
Shocking to me what studios are and are not willing to take a chance and spend big $$ on. 13 years and a franchise based on a terrible movie?? Could this be the biggest flop in movie history?
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@Variety
People can still be “awesome” and wear a MAGA hat. I do not personally support Trump, but I support people’s right to!
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@MINKxBRON
@DangeRussWilson
Top 3? No..no. We have the obvious contenders like Mahomes, Rodgers, Brady..but..Russ absolutely sits behind Allen, Lamar, Burrow and even Herbert. I would take all those guys over Russ right now. Even Hurts is playing better football
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@SirBrayden
Here’s what we know:
1. As a Disney fan I would love to see this!
2. Those zoning laws are silly and out-dated.
3. Anaheim’s economy depends on DL’s success. Just look at the numbers. This is just good business for both parties.
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@Variety
Anyone else feel like the glamor and “event” feel has been completely stripped away over the years? Forget the “too much politics” criticism for a moment..
This was poorly produced. Timing was off. Narrator was terrible. The stage didn’t look good. Many of the jokes didn’t land.
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@CodyFandom_
A bad line doesn’t “undermine the entire film”. The ENTIRE film undermines itself.
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@BrandonWolfCLE
It’s irrelevant how it started. It ended with Myles Garret swinging a helmet at his head. He should press charges and the league should suspend Garret for a long time and make him an example. This isn’t a playground..these are grown men
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@DCzWall
Keep Del Rio. Defense is good. Start Howell if you want idc. Some kind of spark is needed. FIRE Scott Turner immediately. Another sad..typical day for
@Commanders
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@DiscussingFilm
I could care less. In fact I really hope this film bombs and sends a shockwave through Hollywood so we don’t have to put up with bloated films full of bad CGI and poor storytelling.
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@beamsuntory
Unfortunately this isn’t new. Far from it. This just proves how important it is for people to speak up, spread the word and demand change. Large corporations won’t do it until their customers do. Women play a major role in the industry and this language is unprofessional
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@UberFacts
Mass Effect 2. I would say Bioshock IF it ended after the twist. The extra bit at the end eliminates it. But the second Mass Effect was a perfect game.
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@JWishbon3
@rehm9470
@LangmanVince
Idk Johnny BOY..says you’re a social media influencer on your profile…
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@davidcinema
I finally watched Come and See after years of putting it off and..wow. I need time with it, but surface level reaction is..I can’t believe this exists. It’s a masterpiece. It’s..IMPORTANT. Maybe this is what finally gets me into Russian cinema
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@TheDemocrats
@EPCOTExplorer
If you think Trump is the first president of the USA to do so..well..welcome to the jungle called politics
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@JPFinlayNBCS
@BenStandig
Honestly..as a lifelong Washington fan..I’m tired of this endless cycle of bringing in veterans or nobodies and hoping it works. It hasn’t. It rarely does (please don’t comment examples). Especially with Rivera being in a short leash. Go with Howell and TH. Build around
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@HogsHaven
So you also saw his interview? Embarrassing take. Dyami doesn’t pick when he gets drafted. Don’t hate on the player hate on the staff/team. Young guy thinks he can talk smack..
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@jonmachota
@1053thefan
Well..he’s right. And as a WFT fan living here it sucks. But there’s a lot of history and layers to why that as. Some disappointing and sad factoids. Unfortunately current ownership is only piling on instead of shedding light and trying to create a better future
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@WashingtonRealm
Gotta say..as a lifelong
#WashingtonFootball
fan..this is incredibly disappointing. The name is terrible. The logo is bad. The uniforms..eh. The reveal was awkward/hard to watch. The only “input” they got was from a bad marketing/branding agency.
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@HogsHaven
Nope. Disagree. Somehow our rookie CB keeps finding himself on Williams and getting beat. Go figure. The pressure just isn’t there. Too many clean pockets. No clear adjustments made. Secondary getting absolutely carved up.
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@JPFinlayNBCS
It’s time we move on from Reed. Doesn’t matter how good he is if he’s never able to actually play. 7 concussions..numerous physical injuries..save your body for a better future and retire
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@DannyDrinksWine
This makes sense given his directorial style and emphasis on writing, dialogue and plot. Kubrick made films that were a feast for the eyes. So much of the “plot” can be found in color, objects and shot selection. He built a world that felt/looked lived in. Alive. Haunted. Cont.
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@RealSkipBayless
@undisputed
I would take Mahomes over any QB in the league atm. Brady is GOAT but past his prime. Rodgers is amazing, but can’t get back to a SB and a little too unpredictable. Mahomes has the best coach and team situation
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@UberFacts
Depends on what you mean by “beard”. Technically you’re allowed to have one. Check your UBER facts
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@RGIII
Malcolm X isn’t just CLEARLY his best performance..it’s one of the greatest performances of all time.
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@UberFacts
Funny..I still think that. Friends is the most overrated show in the history of tv. There’s nothing cute, funny or original about it. While I’m feeling steamy..same thing for How I Met Your Mother. BLAH. Meanwhile Twin Peaks and Arrested Dev. get axed. Please
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@CommandersRealm
@DMVCommanders
He’s so bad. Experiment should be over for him.
They keep forcing him the ball..meanwhile Terry and Dotson are ghosts
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@DreamfinderGuy
I agree with everything but Test Track 2.0. It might be the worst redesign of a Disney attraction ever..next to the second incarnation of Journey Into the Imagination. It’s boring, soulless and leans to much into technology without a meaningful backstory.
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@JPFinlayNBCS
“Keep getting better”?? How long has he been in this league? How many opportunities? If anything his play has been steadily declining over the years. It’s now or never. Play like your career depends on it..because it DOES!!
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@Variety
Remember when everyone was like “hey..streaming services are the future. Screw cable. Makes sense financially..blah blah”. Well
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@UberFacts
This is how the world ends. Not with a bang..but with a generation full of little bitches
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@AB84
@Buccaneers
@TB12sports
Oh cool so you’re playing aga..oh..wait..no..you just tarnished your legacy and now people only talk about you when something stupid, bad or crazy happens. And Brady is still playing..still the GOAT..and you’re..well..
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@FilmUpdates
Eh..I was looking to drop
@netflix
anyways. They’ve lost all the shows I care about and you can’t really trust their original content. They drop everything after a season or two.
@StreamOnMax
and
@hulu
are MUCH better
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@Xommanders
I’m guessing most of those signatures are from random people just looking to rage. Training camp, pre season and week 1 are all hyped beyond belief. Nobody actually cares. Well..real fans don’t
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@Blog_Mickey
Tragic. If this doesn’t sum up the WDW of our future idk what does. So many wonderful memories feeling transported to another time. Having a drink at Mizner’s, looking out the window at the garden below and having the brass section hit that note. Beautiful..
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@AlGaldi
Go all in on Howell. Bring in an OC that knows how to establish a creative, consistent identity and do whatever it takes to improve the offensive line. Immediately makes an 8 win season the floor. The win against Dallas and the Eagles should be the template moving forward
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@ThegayagendaTM
@disclosetv
It’s not the painting people care about..it’s the meaning behind it. The spirit and history of humanity. Because that’s what true art is. It inspires. It speaks to us and touches our soul. To fix the outer we must better understand the inner. Their point is lost..
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@DreamfinderGuy
Are you new to DisTwitter or are you just going to disagree with everything I say? Come on man..it may not seem like it, but I’m actually trying to understand your perspective. Stop trying to outsmart/outdisney me and instead try to sway me.
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@whiskycast
@BuffaloTrace
@BeckyPaskin
@catoctincreek
Is a wonderful example of the absolutely vital role women play in this industry. Bartending/hospitality as well. To respond with “people can’t take a joke” is so blind. This isn’t satire or a stand up special..it’s a serious piece of journalism.
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@InsideTheMagic
Amazing that we are here after basically throwing this movie in the garbage from the beginning. Never got the credit it deserved for its use of “new” technology, storytelling and overall beauty. Let this be a lesson Disney..take more risks. Push the boundaries.
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@HOTDNewsHBO
There’s an EASY choice here, but I’ll go with Jamie. I love his character arch. The love he has for his brother. Feeling the weight of his father’s legacy and family history. Battling a reputation. A good man being pressured to commit evil deeds. You FEEL for him
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@sackmanlives
Idk what’s going on with your case against the NFL, or if it’s something personal, but your Tweets are getting increasingly whiny and salty. It’s done. Nothing will change.
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@WDWRAH
@DreamfinderGuy
Dis Twitter sucks. Always on the attack. Totally ruining the real magic.
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@DCzWall
I think I’m DONE with outside, veteran guys..except if Carr becomes available. I haven’t seen a second of Howell so I won’t hang my big hat on him. I love TH..and you gotta ride if he keeps winning, but clearly not “the guy”. Gotta at least draft a guy.
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@RGIII
@Chiefs
@jay__sneed
I think the best QB won. That’s usually the case. Both defenses looked stacked.
The difference was: sloppy penalties/plays especially by Flowers and quickly becoming one dimensional. Ravens can’t win when Lamar has to throw that much. He was exposed
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@DreamfinderGuy
Dis Twitter is a whole lot of young kids nostalgic for a time they weren’t even alive in. Your passion for the Epcot of the past is admirable, but what made sense then doesn’t so much now. Change isn’t always good, but it’s necessary. I for one thank God Disney cares that much
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@JoshTaylorFB
“You all are too sensitive”..well don’t share your bad opinion without expecting blowback..it’s Twitter
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@Commanders
@Johnny5Newton
Might be the biggest steal of the draft! Very excited to have him wear the burgundy and gold!
#RaiseHail
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@JoshTaylorFB
I’ve believed in Dyami Brown since the start and I REALLY hope he takes off. He’s so dynamic..so fast.
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@GradyKeefe
@HillaryClinton
I have an issue with calling any politician a “hero” when we have people actually putting their lives on the line everyday just to keep you and I comfortable and safe. In my opinion it’s un-American to idolize Clinton or others in that way.
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@yung_zae_
@BrandonWolfCLE
It’s possible his hand was stuck in his helmet and he was trying to remove it. Either way..taking someone’s helmet off vs. swinging a helmet at someone’s head? Not even close. Make an example of Garret so this never happens again.
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@DreamfinderGuy
It’s a planned phase out. Slowly transitioning over to a re-theme. Maybe they’re waiting for other projects to wrap up? Either way it’s incredibly sad. I loved Maelstrom and this attraction also holds a special place in my heart. EPCOT is losing its charm and intimacy
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@granthpaulsen
Shut him down for the season. We don’t need him right now and I’m tired of reading about this every week
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@JoshTaylorFB
This bum?? Who are you? How good did Wentz look? Clearly both of these guys aren’t “it”. So start the one that extends plays and runs the offense more efficiently. They aren’t going to the Super Bowl.
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@JPFinlayNBCS
And beating Dallas. Remember how we got screwed in that Giants game? Better season than people think
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@sackmanlives
Weren’t you a professional NFL player? You can’t tell me you seriously think Haskins gives us a better shot to win. They put Heinicke in..4th quarter..and had the best drive of the game. Not even close. Embarrassing.
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@NickiJhabvala
It’s a real shame that he moves on when this team is finally competitive. Love this guy and what he’s done for us. He’s been my favorite Skin.
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@SaquonMVP
@alexisamenace
@AdamSchefter
What are you talking about? He’s a full grown adult MAN that should know how to control his emotions. Especially if you get paid millions to play a game. He’s also a leader and example for others. Learn to take an L without being a little BOY.
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@MrDalekJD
Seeing this just makes me angry that we don’t have a stand-alone zombies game. I would pay $70 in a HEARTBEAT for that. A collection of all maps..refurbished. Maybe a “Warzone” like experience with the open world maps Cold War brought us. Seasonal events. YES PLEASE
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@oconnelldaithi
Just listened to your interview on
@storiesandsips
and wanted to say thank you. I’ve been tossing around a similar idea for a business here in the States for years. Life got..complicated (helping with my dying father’s business), but you’ve inspired me! Sláinte!
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@HauntedStansion
@HappilyAmanda_
“Take out a loan or put it on a credit card”..we are taking about a Disney VACATION right?! If buying “car parts and vape juice” was enough to deplete his savings for this..we have other, most important things to address. Please.
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@jasrifootball
Now imagine if Parsons responded with something classy and bold like: “You’re right Skip. I failed my team in the playoffs. As a leader on and off the field, as well as one of the best defensive players in the league, i need to meet those high standards. Be the difference maker”
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@funnydanny
This game is all anyone needs to see to know why it’s time to move on from Rivera and Co. Where was this 🔥 in the last two games when it counted? The pressure on the QB. Who decided it was better to start TH or Wentz over this kid?! Imagine if Howell has this year to grow..
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@Savethedmagic
This is simply not true. Toy Story Land and Galaxies Edge are both beautifully themed and immersive. So is Pandora.
Too many Disney fans speak as if their word is law. Big, outrageous statements with no backing them up.
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@BabsVan
I’m a massive Wes Anderson fan. Tenenbaums and Budapest being my favorite of his. I love his unique vision/style, wit and attention to detail.
And I understand the meaning behind his latest films, but even so they lack a certain emotional truth that was KEY for my enjoyment…
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@DreamfinderGuy
again..that EPCOT Center days that you long for have been over for decades. If anything Iger is finally doing something about the mess.
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@LazlosGhost
I think the prequels were self indulgent and sloppy. Phantom Menace is the best of the bunch. Duel of Fates is an all time SW moment. Pod Racing is a great concept. Attack of the Clones is an objectively BAD film. Period. Revenge of the Sith is tonally crap.
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@Kgskins26
All the Washington fans hating on Kirk..c’mon man. He’s milk toast, but still an incredible player. Great QB. I would take 10 years of him over our revolving door any day.
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@TheGamingRevo3
Cold War is the last time I had fun in a COD game. Vanguard was terrible and forgettable. This MW2 is just straight boring. No soul/identity at all. CW Zombies was awesome! The party game modes in MP were so entertaining. The guns were fun. I miss that feeling
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@Commanders
@Ticketmaster
@AntonioGibson14
I started out hating the white jerseys, but they’ve grown on me a little. I’m indifferent about the black. Interesting, but doesn’t feel like Washington to me. ALL about the Burgundy. It’s timeless, clean and stays true to our roots. Love the burgundy pants and matte helmet
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@disneyglimpses
Year: 2021
Time: 8:00pm
Temp: 92 F
Hollywood Studios is closing.
You didn’t get a Rise boarding group.
You didn’t get a dining reservation anywhere because it was booked solid for months.
You waited 90 min to ride Slinky.
The Poly doesn’t let you in so the night’s over.
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@BMitchliveNBCS
Regardless of how this season ends..I think Scott Turner needs to go. He hasn’t shown any innovation. Any growth. It’s all so predictable and terrible situational awareness. Tbh kinda shockingly bad. RIDE the hot hand. Know your players
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@JPFinlayNBCS
Is this how we re-spark a rivalry in 2021? McCarthy never fails to play “Uncle So-and-So at Thanksgiving dinner looking to connect with the kids”.
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