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@Royal_McPoyle “wanna see how much it would cost if you needed 99 of them?” “okay”
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@emnode Hard seeing this. My grandfather pushed a baby out of one of these
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@audiohymn “hey babe how do I put a bit in your drill?” me at work:
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@uncledoomer “i should max out my credit cards and fly to a non-extradition country’
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@teamspeak @Jerma985 the TeamSpeak Intern after firing off another banger
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@blephin_ It’s an INTJ thing
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“Alright so as you can see higher low on the 5m timeframe so—” *BOOOM* “One sec… sorry about that. Anyways so I’m longing here.
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@trippy_spen07 me on the patio
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@roberttwestbury eat the goo
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@godisangryatme they don’t make continents the same as they used to
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@uncledoomer “I pledge allegiance to the bag”
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2 months
watching my $1000 sol shitter buy become $20 in two minutes
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5’3 and an attitude
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Dear mother, Missed out on generational wealth again today. I tire of these frothy conditions. I am too dimwitted to trade them. Give my best to father. Yours from the trenches, Fren
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@kloogans Goodbye, Flavortown
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@samsheffer feedback is a gift. we reflect and we listen and we learn and we continue building.
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@Very__Regular "lefty loosey, righty tighty"
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@libhawkish I think i felt a little gay
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4 months
found the guy who started the rumor that tia/dym stakers would get airdrops
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5 months
“you’re a degenerate gambler?” “no, I trade crypto currency”
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@Geiger_Capital me realizing that we really are a late stage empire
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@Rothmus hell yeah brother
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@buhguh5 @hayasaka_aryan just an awful and unfunny person
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@jpegmafia Drake rn
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Hong Kong inflows rn
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2 years
"The name's 007... 007.eth."
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7 months
“you’ve gotta be retarded if you think Puppets are going to 1BTC” me:
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4 months
“I staked $TIA and $DYM for the airdrops”
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@uncledoomer “i’m conservative and say the n-word”
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@FilledwithUrine she posted a selfie with another guy
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2 months
logging in to Keplr to unstake my $TIA and $DYM
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7 months
how do i mute a face
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that guy over there is NOT real
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3 months
Bored Ape holders signing scam transactions
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bro WHAT!?
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@uncledoomer “t- tractor supply co.”
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@starfoxfreshman “Dr. Pepper. Make it dirty.”
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7 months
Calling local top here. Don’t forget to lock in some profit and derisk. I would never have more than 5% of my net worth in memes… is what I would say if I was homosexual. I collect autistic neochibi and puppet jpegs. I clip used Honda Civics into illiquid Sol shitters.
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@ShitpostGate “Am I… diffewent?”
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I AM PARTNERING WITH @fantasy_top_ TO HELP YOU RETIRE WITH THIS TWEET 5. Lucky. Winners will earn— 1 FREE TACTIC 20 BLAST GOLD THOUSANDS OF FAN POINTS RETWEET THIS POST and FOLLOW ME AND @fantasy_top_ to be eligible. RESULTS IN 48H 🫡
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tfw you went all-in on Ordinals and Runes
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7 months
study 200 follower reply guys with eight figure net worths
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7 months
i saw the best posters of my generation shilling $BODEN and faded
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7 months
its crazy how fast bitcoin ordinals died.. oh wait this is the bored apes chart
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its crazy how fast bitcoin ordinals died..
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3 months
Imagine believing God is not real
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8 months
My thesis is still “meme coins”
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And if your thesis is still “meme coins” idk man, go back to your previous line of work.
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going to find the guy who sold
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she let me hit bc i made a life long vow to love support and provide for her
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@TheTumboy my parents gave me Tim Walz genes instead of Brad Pitt genes
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@doulbedoink how did he know…
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the vibe has shifted
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6 months
when a firm with 1.4 trillion AUM has to mention your autistic ketamine puppets in their research report
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The Rise of Bitcoin Ordinals
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7 months
dropping a $50k sell on a sol shitter with $40k in liquidity
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The Ethereum Foundation office after dumping another $250m ETH at the local top
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@Nova_Scotia_Gov this guy’s sperm
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A Milady Maker Thesis for the Calm Before the Bull🧵 @zhusu ’s Milady pfp and bullposting of late has made me contemplate my continued Milady thesis and want to articulate why I’m convinced we will surpass 100ETH floor as arbiters of crypto culture. The reasons for this are many
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“Base szn coming soon, will onboard millions of users, literally so bullish about this chain” the devs:
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@twinkophrenia women aged and never got married
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“mr. $boden, are we going to $1?”
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the selling has only just begun
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Polymarket carrying Polygon as the only relevant app onchain
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@eyeballic_ red 40’s aggressing attributes?
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Sad boi Wassie Wednesday
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7 months
Everything selling off. Fang drained, Remilio mass selling. DOGE down -30% from highs. ETH on life support machine. BTC HTF deviation of highs. Milkshake theory infinite bid on SOL. KSI gloating on the timeline. Retardio.
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@Marcus_cel me, a sensitive young man, when a woman speaks to me
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@growing_daniel You live in Dan Schneider’s neighborhood?
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@KaptainKrunch97 @Esoteric005 weed heads when they have to eat without a ‘digestive’ (definitely not addicted)
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@coldhealing it’s simple really
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My brother went to Harvard My sister is one of the smartest people on earth And yet, I will be richest because of Bitcoin Puppets
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industry plant? how does she get these guests??
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@waterlover97 How can I give you an answer to your question whether he will be late or on time? I can't predict, sorry. the only way to know if he informed me. Very simple.
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BITCOIN. PUPPETS. ATH. HIGHER. 🌎☮️
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@bizlet7 they will be cheating brah
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@PYeerk when u realize Fight Club was a satire on cults and masculinity instead of an awesome movie about fighting
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im jeo message, and i approve this $boden
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“you’ve gotta be a japanese cowboy if you think puppets are going to 1btc” me:
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I S A W T H E F U T U R E
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the puppeteer @lepuppeteerfou watching his autistic ketamine puppets meme their way to a billion dollar market cap
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reminiscing
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we're all playing in this casino to stack more Remilia assets
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Adam Cochran hearing about the Trump assassination attempt: Oooooof. That one is rough. Common firearm gaff that can happen to anyone, but
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Yes Normie went from $41m to zero in an instant but I'd like to take the opportunity to highlight how many retail users were able to take part by being onboarded with Coinbase’s seamless Smart Wallet experience
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Nodemonkes are an astroturfed Punks-wannabe that pretend at being the first 10k PFP collection on Ordinals and have no discernible community or personality.
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@KrangTNelson this is what the establishment fears
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@hatecoleslaw “i had a dream about u” the dream:
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@blaha_blast how i sleep knowing my credit card balances will never be paid
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meditating $pepe
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@sama what did Ilya see
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bitcoin puppets
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Bitcoin. Puppets.
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“look at these funding rates. it’s overbought. we need some time to cool down.”
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Are you positioned for Remilia August Wave?
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