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New article is up! the link is in the bio, people.
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This Suez Canal thing is gonna be the dumbest Netflix documentary in like six months.
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Harry Potter had a massive amount of inherited wealth, never redistributed it to his ridiculously poor friend’s family, and then became a magic cop.
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get in loser we're going crying
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I am B E G G I N G yall to learn what disassociating means.
Issa Rae disassociating in this photo has me spiraling.
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we literally saw what happened in real time. every single moderate candidate dropped out and coalesced around Joe Biden before and around Super Tuesday. this isn’t some mystery.
Now that the dust has settled, what *really* went wrong? 🤔
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Tik Tok’s biggest effect on me personally has been making me terrified of every single nurse I see.
if i go to get tested and the nurse tell me i should have waited till marriage SOMEONE is getting knocked tf out
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men are obsessed with pointing out that teenagers don’t know things that aren’t culturally relevant to them and then trying to fuck them once they’re 18. it’s science.
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bisexual culture is being attracted to every single girl and only 30-50 feral hogs
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Good to see that white liberals have done to Angela Davis what they did to MLK: pushing one single thing she said as absolute gospel whilst ignoring every radical stance she’s ever had.
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Oh hey remember when Elizabeth Warren made waves by publicly accusing Bernie Sanders of being a misogynist and refusing to shake his hand. Well now she’s a rape apologist now. Yes this all happened in the same primary season
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I love being literally harassed for a full year to vote for someone and then being told after the fact that I need to beg them to do their fucking job. This rocks. I have no clue why so many people are disillusioned with federal politics.
Sen. Chuck Schumer on canceling $50,000 of student loan debt: "We're asking you, email, call, write President Joseph Robinette Biden and tell him you want this done."
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White women two months ago: “Bernie Sanders is just like my abusive ex-boyfriend Steve who cheated on me with a Cheesecake Factory waitress.”
White women now: “look even if Biden IS a rapist we need to support him”
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sis if you're really a witch then why did your bf cheat on you with that buffalo wild wings waitress
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It’s literally fucked up that Joe Biden and his granddaughter have more chemistry.
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it’s kinda amazing how liberal feminists completely demolished Me Too for joe fucking biden of all people.
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Every other week some tweet goes viral where some idiot discovers an incredibly normal food prep process at a restaurant and wants us to all be disgusted about it. Food service experience really should be mandatory in this country.
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Ma’am you literally called him a segregationist during a live debate and then made t-shirts to commemorate it.
Sen. Kamala Harris: "Joe Biden... knows how to speak truth even when it is difficult for us to hear."
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i’m voting for whomever will finally put polyamorous people in jail
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As a black woman, a trans woman, an autistic woman, an abused woman, a woman who’s spent a huge chunk of her life either homeless or close to it — I cannot get over liberals telling me I’m privileged for not wanting to vote for a rapist.
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have you possibly considered that Bernie Sanders is not your dad
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“I don’t know anything about food” twitter is my favorite subcategory.
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i will pay you people to learn how any of this actually works so we can stop scaring people into inaction. literally none of this is true.
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Hillary Clinton calling trans women a danger to cis women while her husband is on the Epstein flight logs is so *chef’s kiss*
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the mainstreaming of tumblr dialect has completely ruined discourse of any kind.
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You really gotta think Nikola Tesla wouldn’t enjoy having his name synonymous with the dumbest motherfucker alive.
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@wendelltalks
Krampus has been part of central and Eastern European Christian celebrations since the 1600s. I am genuinely asking, are you mentally retarded?
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When I feel like my meds are deadening my emotions I like to look at this chart so I can experience genuine anger once more.
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saying "woke" is ableist because some people are in comas. come on y'xll...
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tumblr was the most successful psyop to weaken the left that’s ever existed.
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My hometown of Milwaukee has over 600,000 people living in it. There are five polling locations open. If an election this illegitimate was happening in a foreign country, we would be planning to invade it.
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people who dismiss missionary sex have clearly never been in love. that shit owns
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i love being a black woman who says “actually we should all work together and not do segregation” and dozens of white people will chastise me and say i’m refusing to listen to black voices or whatever. i’m losing my fucking mind dude.
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The Warren Democrats are extremely mad at me for this tweet lol
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This is literally a Starbucks. You’re describing a Starbucks.
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The ones who keep going uMm ThEy WoUlDnT eXcEpT hIs MoNeY have clearly never been dirt poor with rich friends before.
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You guys don’t understand how horrible it was to have a woke white gf when this video dropped. If I deserve reparations for anything it should be for that
6 years ago, Childish Gambino released 'This is America'
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This is going to be the best Batman film of all time.
Robert Pattinson says he’s been ignoring his ‘Batman’ trainer who asked him to keep working out during quarantine: “I think if [actors] work out all the time, they’re part of the problem. They set a precedent. No one was doing this in the ’70s. James Dean wasn’t exactly ripped.”
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The film made back its entire budget in four days but people are saying it’s a flop because the MCU has poisoned everyone’s brain to the point where we think mid-budget successes are failures.
‘BIRDS OF PREY’ has earned $81.3M in its worldwide box office opening weekend. (Source:
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Gig economy workers have had it too good for too long. Let’s have them march into emotionally charged homes to demand property that they can’t actually verify ownership of. Nothing can go wrong here.
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what happened was the DNC got exactly what it wanted, by design, while moving incredibly hard to the right in the same breath. what’s not clicking lol
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It is *extremely* woke to get minimum wage workers fired because your residence isn’t accessible enough.
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@WillJPowers
They wouldn’t have done this if we weren’t fucking shit up. Now get out of my mentions b4 I fuck your wife
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this chick literally cannot stop advocating for whites only organizing. it’s getting weird.
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i’m being the landlord of my body by charging men $1200 to be inside of it.
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most straight men can’t fuck because straight women refuse to communicate their wants and just passive aggressively subtweet on twitter for 325k likes
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how many likes and retweets can our brave boys in blue get???
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i'm not an incel, i'm an insell, as in i INVOLUNTARILY SELL my labour to capitalists. now as my boy marx, the OG joker, said in chapter 6 of volume 1 of Capital,
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first base is fuck
second base is marry
third base is kill
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Say whatcha want about Onlyfans but I just moved into my dream house at 22 💅
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Actually they cost $1400 if you add the $600 he’s spent on a different pair of shoes
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Remember the last gasps of her campaign where she got acclaim for being a Real Feminist and demanding Bloomberg to release those girls from NDAs? Yeah she’s coming out against a woman who was assaulted and siding with her rapist just to try to get a job she won’t get. :)
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I don’t understand what planet you’re living on if you think Elizabeth Warren can beat Trump in an election but is simultaneously too frail and weak to handle being called a liar about one (1) thing, or being able to handle a post-debate handshake.
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call me when kim k starts leveraging her unreal amount of wealth to take on the prison system as a whole rather than cherry picking select cases that will help us forget about her history of antiblackness. 😌
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I asked for healthcare not feet pics
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Putting dried seasoning in water changes the color of the water… hate to break it to you. You could learn a lot from actually cooking your own meals.
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If some weird white chick gets fake blood on my shoes then I’m throwing hands
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How are you going to tell me bisexuals aren’t annoying when they look like this
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She’s The Lady Who Said To Vote For Joe Biden. That’s her singular accomplishment now.
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This movie rules and I will NOT allow you bitches to let it flop after Joker made a billion dollars. Go fucking see it.
‘BIRDS OF PREY’ has earned $13M domestically on its box office opening Friday. (Source:
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Maki Itoh bloodied, eating a tooth from the man she just beat up. I think I’m in love.
#JJSB8
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Weezer's "Pink Triangle" was about being in love with a lesbian who's allowed to go to concerts because she got the Johnson & Johnson vaccine
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we don't need to have a "conversation" about police brutality, we need to abolish the carceral state. This soft woke HR language has to go.
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name ONE other Buffalo Wild Wings location that allows you to meet the chef? you can't!
A live rat fell from the ceiling of a Buffalo Wild Wings and landed on a customer’s table:
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they’re about to have this poor child dressing up as a Steven Universe character 7 minutes after being born
Mum-to-be, 20, in a polyamorous relationship will raise baby girl with four daddies
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I love when people completely miss the point of a movie. Warms my heart.
this is the funniest part in the movie like why would you smile in front of the missing poster of your wife 😭
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i can’t vote for joe biden because of the huge age gap between us. i need an age appropriate president.
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“Science isn’t political” is maybe the most dangerous myth to permeate in this grotesque era of American culture.
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Yall pay all that money to get viral tweet-level shit like that? Whew.
my therapist said “thinking too far ahead causes anxiety and thinking too far in the past is depression.” I-
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