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boioioioioioiiooiiioioiiing mortuary science student :p

stgo, chile / miami, fl
Joined April 2022
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2 years
belly full of packing peanuts!! ^-^.
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@TinekeYounger01 @OnikasRapCrown @price0fwoke what a way to shut someone up holy shit.
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@julesarielle i to this day have never seen a single one of their videos but i obviously knew about them a long time ago. and even then i fucking knew.
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@LBMandirin @autismpills yessss getting it on a lil piece of toilet paper and wiggling it around to dry it ahhh i just love my guts.
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@LeroyTheFourth @hollowearthterf thats an entirely different tweet?? are you dumb?.
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2 years
@aphexindividual this case breaks my heart dude.
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@Luminary_Wings my adhd is horrible i actually become so agitated when people touch/move my stuff i seriously get ill. i would go in my car and scream cry bro.
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@nocontexthousem for context, here wilson was swinging at cuddy, because she was kissing his boyfriend. hope this helps ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป.
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@bruhcroc yes me thinks. the husband probably thought it would be a funny light-hearted way to tell his wife that he has plans to watch the game and nothing else lol, i thought it was creative, and if she's laughing then hell thats probably their sense of humor.
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@GoddesstheOG @callizda @pointlesss parents always side eye me and think im being mean to their child because im talking to them like a normal, capable person instead of talking to them like theyre just simply a kid who cant understans anything.
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@sabiquanae thats why i promised myself as a kid that i would NEVER forget how powerless i was made to feel, no matter how old i got. i dont want my kids to feel powerless like i did, which is why i vowed to never ever forget.
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@LBMandirin @autismpills ill never be shamed out of my natural curiosity to my own insides. .
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@AskJunieJr @_monkeypunch @notbeeble yea but theyre not for you.
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5 months
@mikeyhatesit @vic_ord @Amy67683519 @tidaljunk @AngieBeatDown right. it almost felt illegal how civil they were hahahaha how delightful.
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@_ianpilled do people really act like they dont sweat when they have sex ?????.
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3 months
@Rand0muserig @alfonsuroj innocent women die every day at the hands of men. every single day. we are not killing yall.
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@dejajjoness @PR3TTYG1R1SW4G so is the goal to look like youre not wearing any underwear? where do yall come up with these bullshit rules.
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@shinboson @leamaric even so, why is it considered "rude" for a kid to not want to go somewhere?. shouldnt the parents have asked or checked with the kid BEFORE purchasing tickets? wouldnt THAT be manners?.
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@AskJunieJr @_monkeypunch @notbeeble cus they all for meeeeee ^-^
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@Leander0_0 @esjesjesj you know you've reached peak womamhood when nobody can tell when youre joking and just think youre really stupid instead.
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@EldritchBabyUwU @meownium pop your booty pimples and move on diva.
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@mouquu i pretend this didnt affect me until i find myself rocking back and forth crying in fear when my current adult friends act slightly weird toward me.
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@wtffolly_ @53gaDr3amca5t the sassy caption oh my.
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@niyaaire @tyegotbanks_ girl its a bar of SOAP.
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@ShipleyWrites @starsleeps shroomiest mushroom ever. congrats.
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@Coatlursa @Pal_zoology that is a piece of raw chicken.
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@linuslast @RuckusCamby @bornposting oh not this shit again.
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@SUEtheTrex first is me when my mom says here comes the helicopter.
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3 years
what if. you wanted to see rex orange county live. but god said. rain.
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@nocontexthousem eliminate him chase.
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@crewedave1 @shinboson @leamaric i mean lowkey i can understand a rude reaction to being forced to go somewhere against your will no? you wouldnt be surprised to get an attitude from an adult if youre forcing them to go somewhere, i just dont understand why kids dont get the same grace.
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2 years
@aphexindividual i remember hearing about it one day, and then i never saw about it or heard any news or development in the investigation. its really clear that something went on behind the scenes and its infuriating.
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@squish0x riding passenger princess and noddin off. .
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6 months
@Upshill_Bill @orikron @OfficialBrohoss yes lol the tail wagging the entire time. hes so happy to be there he cant even hide it, even when trying to seem mad lol.
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@21CYDSFM @AintPayingThe5 repossess them and do what with them ??????!?!?!!?.
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2 months
@archniggasis @Shakerozy @light_kitee @onikas_boo1 you dont have to be in a position of power to be racist. racism and oppression are NOT mutually exclusive just because they go hand in hand.
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@O_omayoza @sheabuttersidy @MdTarik77134057 baby yes we needed the clarification for peace of mind.
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@NooKizzi @aleibeautybee @Normaltie cus she knows shes fine, regardless what ppl say.
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@ysmammri arent you an indian man ????.
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@hourly_shitpost least favorite part of my day is having to get out of the car.
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@psych0sky @Kinnzayyy @ayojenniii why are you yelling.
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@lllliatttt @arod_twit i really didnt want to be the one to say it man.
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@Exclusiveken2 @29doublee0 you had to send that shit to the group chat to give yourself a lil ego boost huh ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ just pathetic and miserable.
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@quoththerav3n_ @thedigitaldash_ it makes me feel like such a hypocrite xD cus i fkn hated those traits of hers and then i found myself acting the same exact way. and it makes me want to rip my hair out knowing its in my DNA and i am literally her.
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@beefbagel @archniggasis @Shakerozy @light_kitee @onikas_boo1 the base definition of racism is prejudice.
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this bitch posting her cake face full of makeup in the lowest possible lighting and her wig covering half her face tryna compete with a girl whos a solid 8 without makeup damn.
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@majiinpiccolo @LeroyTheFourth @hollowearthterf on a razor blade every week cus i dont want em.
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@_6signxxx @BizzleUrgh "im a very petty person" that exactly makes you a child lol.
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@Rand0muserig @alfonsuroj then do the work with your fellow men so we stop generalizing you and stop making it our problem that youre offended. it is truly not our fault for developing an avoidant mechanism for men and generalizing them because they have brutalized us for the entirety of existence.
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@beefbagel @archniggasis @Shakerozy @light_kitee @onikas_boo1 youre making up narratives now. systemic racism is something different i am not talking about. a "prejudiced" statement is a racist statement, no matter if the person at the receiving end isnt systemically affected by it. its still a racist statement by definition.
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@GundamGodzilla8 @Rand0muserig @alfonsuroj if you truly think the amount of sick evil women is even comparable to the amount of sick evil men, i think youre extremely ignorant.
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@andrewcorley @shinboson @leamaric why arent children allowed to have choices???.
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@LILAVYVERT omg u the mf whos pussy wet !!! can i get an autograph!!!!.
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@rootfayth @hourIylumine @brokebackboys you really need to go outside and meet real people and open up your mind if you think the only reason someone would be incapable of raising children is being "mentally ill".
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@_Senseal_ @musketeer2341 @Ikol_Tweets not with that fucking attitude.
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@ItsLeannna @Jadarachelle5 me too,,, shes super strong but without external help, this can all come crashing down so quick on her mentally :((.
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@munecajazmin @RegalRhetoric @GoddesstheOG @callizda @pointlesss yes babies are sooooo much smarter than people make them out to be ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ people who baby talk their kids have no idea what thwir kids are capable of, whole time the kid understands everything and is playing in their face lololo.
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taylor rn
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@transcowboy currently rewatching im at that same season rn and its always like. >yay house getting help!.>fucking lin manuel miranda appears
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@spendalldayinit @PR3TTYG1R1SW4G theyre hot as fuck.
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@callme_geminii @dmunirockstar @FlakkoPoetik nah you just realll dumb.
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@_ianpilled @Savageboi20 he asked me the same question probably 2 months ago already but i just never answered so every other day he asks me it again. dont worry about him ๐Ÿ˜„.
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@transcowboy oh its not a porno?.
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@ifw_haze10 @lilmissdopey you explained it perfectlyyyyyy.
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@kahliadanae @sadeedotcom she gotta wring them sheets into a cup make him drink it.
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@hotheadnasha @bigb2youu A VICTORY DRINK LMFAO ILY.
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@zaahdidit @dejajjoness @PR3TTYG1R1SW4G there are like 6 diff types of underwear besides thongs and nobody can tell which type ur wearing from panty lines be fr.
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@niiglizz @29doublee0 how u this comfortable talking like this about someone when bitch SO DO YOU!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ญ.
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@doggyposting @pixarni yes varg is a nazi. varg is idiotic and mentally ill and everyone who likes the music knows that. varg is a nazi, burzum is just a project. we can separate art from artist and it is done all the time. he doesnt get any royalties from his music as he is a convicted criminal.
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@prtkrsofdvnatr @andrewcorley @shinboson @leamaric of course a 2 year old would kill themselves in the event of being given total freedom. but we are talking about a child old enough to stay home alone here, which by then you should be given more choices no? i dont have to be a parent to have an opinion, i was a child once.
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@numetal_moment whats even funnier is how daron responded to it loooolll
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@beefbagel @archniggasis @Shakerozy @light_kitee @onikas_boo1 assuming im reciting miriam webster tells me all i need to know lol. have a good day.
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@transcowboy bro im a cis woman and this type of shirt did irreparable damage to my self esteem.
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@moevomit theyre right though.
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@lifeof_jaliyah @islandgirlcait they truly do not make much sadly. .
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@admiral_nemo @tizzlenews @iambigsee @TaraBull808 !!!!! also mouthing off is not a crime, free speech is protected under the first amendment. definitely not an american citizen and still a boot licker somehow.
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@NateRybner @ronsterd89 when i was 6, i attended a wedding, hated being there, made a HUGE scene which prompted my parents and i to leave early, i basically ruined their fun. i TOTALLY understand the reason for child-free weddings, from my experience as a kid, and now as an adult. kids hate weddings too.
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@BigRedBuddy @LizRummy they are grown women. way too grown to be clowning people the way they did. it was malicious, they knew what they were doing lol. imagine if they hadnt been called out, theyd still be walking through life being unnecesarily nasty, we dont need ppl like that in the world lol.
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@stopwokeness1 @t1nymoony shampoo your bush and call it a day girl.
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@LarkinWilder @julzima_ i lowkey hope he didnt so they can stab him again and again in prison :3.
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@koffikardashian @whitecrackerahh nazi paraphenalia is a stretch bro.
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@PrettyPuppy1514 @KazHeatCulture @durandalcomplex thats the point. you dont annoy them to the point of actual discomfort or aggression. you playfully annoy them to the degree *you* know they will be okay with, you know your pet the best. its just messing around with your pet, usually they think youre playing, which they enjoy.
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@PookieCoolidge @shinboson @leamaric THIS is a broken thought process. the child didnt beg you to bring them into this world, that was all YOU, all YOUR decision, the child does not owe gratitude for something they didnt explicitly ask for. you cant just birth a baby and expect respect bcus u birthed them?.
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@MacAndStuff5980 @Noahlations you have to be aggresively retarded to believe that.
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@babyskeIeton @Kagetsyu THANK YOU like read the fucking room oh my god ?? especially over such a trivial video that is being completely blown out of proportion like we have completely lost the plot i am so apalled.
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@queenbtch19 i read this in her voice i cant stop laugjing.
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@Exclusiveken2 @29doublee0 you should. cus if i posted your pics where u look like ur holding in a big ass fart then what xD.
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@transcowboy @emptyheadedv i am sorry i used to have a severe house hyperfixation that lasted 2 years i am just now coming off of it yall's accounts help with my withdrawals i had no idea there was a demographic for house fans here on twt i am sorry should i leave? should i leave you alone? should i die?.
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@squish0x @eyeglo what youre supposed to do is get off your ass and stop being pathetic bro. u shouldnt have even gone outside that day. keep that shit at home man, at least youll be pathetic by yourself. dont drag other ppl into your misery. get a grip my boy.
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if you dont shave ur armpits but shave ur pussy youre a poser and a performative edgelord. if ur gonna be hairy be hairy all the way.
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THERE WAS ARMPIT HAIR!!!!!!! AND NO BUSH!!!!๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จโ€ผ๏ธ
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@cowboylikekaleb @shotodalso oh yes. tuscan themed kitchen pls.
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@ThelastDon_NMS @YeahThatsRocc how is someone a hoe for having sex 5 times??.
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@ITSSMFKN_K4SHH @ChristineYamat2 @rahsh33m you cant disregard other people's privacy and space then act like a victim when they get annoyed lol.
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@crewedave1 @shinboson @leamaric they wont be forever.
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@transcowboy like full on predators.
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@_Pikahiiri_ @shinboson @leamaric good point yeah i hadnt thought about that. if they agreed to go at one point and the ticket was bought, i understand, no backsies. or pay the parents back if tbey want to stay home lol.
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this gotta be his first week on twitter ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ.
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@niiglizz @29doublee0 lmfaoooo u mad cus u ugly AND a cunt pick a struggle shorty.
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@mammonmalewife @LBMandirin @autismpills exactly!! why would i be grossed out by what came out of MY OWN BODY ?? its a part of me man!!!! thats so cool to me!! i dont know how it can be gross to people, i think its truly fascinating !! makes me sad people view it with disgust instead of intrigue :(.
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