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@thahumorguy Put bleach down, go to the store, grab about 10 gallons of whole milk, five cartons of baking soda, 20 bottles of hydrogen peroxide, and some smell good floor cleaner. Then we get to work!.
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@Dexerto KSI telling everyone to 'move on' while still talking about that ONE tweet from DanTDM for the past two week is hilarious 😂.
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@KobeBeenDat News: “Hurricane Jamaal is headed towards the coast as a Category five”. Deep South patriotic rednecks:
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@kikimordi there is something about being touched without your consent that reaches into your core and dims you!.
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@jaubreyYT I am chronically online and I can only recognize Rhett & Link, Drew Afaulo and Brittany.
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@Dreadful4Tymes This is the type of blessing you take in silence right after you take sledgehammer that wall,.Repatch it, and get a new apartment.
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@theereal_one For those that don’t know, you’re in the house for a reason , don’t go bcos it’s likely something bad will happen and God was just keeping you out the way.
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@isabellayonce It’s actually sad cos an orgasm is a bodily function, they aren't inherently because they enjoyed it. Just like Tears aren't always because of sadness.
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@FearedBuck Don’t care much about his content, but the man can freaking plan and execute at a high level.
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@sailordoooooom Cos tell me how we just get naked with someone and start touching and making weird noises and after you are done you just go back to being dressed and acting normal.
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@KatieDeal99 Then you said: No that's because I enjoy wine sometimes.". Then you pulled out a big bottle of Vodka and said: This is because of you!".
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@_6signxxx for all these ‘patriots’ out here - the very act of forcing one religion on an entire population is THE EXACT REASON why the United States of America even exists today!
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@dragonfudge It actually looks like it was on accident because you could see that she started to panic. It looks like she was trying to lick him (bathe him) and accidentally pushed him in 😩.
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@PopBase This breaks iOS and Google app store policies. It won't last when Apple and Google pull the app.
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@theereal_one people saying “look forward when you walk” like the yt girl obviously seen her coming and still slammed into her.
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@DiscussingFilm It is cool that InfoWars is now owned by a more legitimate news organization.
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@beyoncegarden He interrupted her, used examples that didn't correlate, and basically attacked her intelligence not her ideas.
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@Bigqadi Burnt toast theory - the idea that your inconveniences may be protecting you from a worse situation, such as; missing your flight but come to find out the wall where you would have been sitting ripped off. It's used for positive reframing.
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@MrsJellySantos He is being kind fr, the servers are not entitled to a slice, the restaurant owes him some compensation!.
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@theereal_one Shii gave me a heart attack I thought I was being hacked and they turned my phone into an android 🤣.
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@SheaCoulee She had that whole speech about her daddy just to end up saying “no comment”.
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@_6signxxx never understood how you get satisfaction from murdering animals just for fun.
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@mademouisele 150ml of sperm, broken leg bone, broken crotch bone, broken head, 113 bites on the body, eyes full of glass, fingernails, This is too bad, and the perpetrator is an important citizen who is hiding from the police there!.
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@Dexerto Kai Cenat even defended Ironmouse after people are attacking her on the internet for breaking the All Time Twitch Sub record.
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@Bigqadi It’s crazy that this is how it beats at a “normal” state. I can’t even imagine the speed at which it beats when my senses are heightened or when I’m mad!.
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@solomonmissouri Me: “Oh my item has been shipped, let me track it”. Them: label created, no tracking information available. Me:
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@PopBase The fact that the menendez brothers have +20 family members at this press conference says it all… FREE THEM!!!.
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@Bigqadi Idk, I actually like our current strategy of closing down multiple lanes, forcing everyone to sit in gridlock traffic for hours.
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@BadMedicalTakes Yea so true, We women are actually bald all over, and we have been using wigs and drawing on eyebrows to fool men all this this time 💀.
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