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@jodieEaug
@fesshole
Your son needs to man up. Kids for the last 100 years have had to do all the sports in PE without getting to blame autism.
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@Ndi_Muvenda_
@Chimaizuobi
What are you actually a doctor in? And why would I need your business DM when you dont even know whats going on in your own clips?
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@OliLondonTV
But not uncomfortable and dehumanising to swim in a womens team with a set of bollocks out front?
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@hepsplurge
@HazelAppleyard_
Real women don't have rotting axe wounds which may or may not link up with their colon though
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@wonderzofnature
@AMAZlNGNATURE
Those lions look either mentally challenged or drugged. I suspect the latter.
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@mollymaecosplay
@DocBrewskie
@Brookie9001
@pokimanelol
Who is responsible for raising these men and incels? Who chooses their fathers. And then chooses to raise them without a father figure at all?
Who?
Women mould the men they want. Don't like them? Talk to their mothers
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@LesleyJWilliams
Of course it is... That's why we have drag queens age men in fetish gear parading in the streets in the have of family friendly.
Stop lying - it's about bringing your fetish out of the bedroom and getting to exercise your exhibitionism at everyone's expense
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@JFG0995
@ParanormaIVideo
Because the Kinect does it's damnedest to map a human stick figure to anything remotely like a human. You can't rely on them especially when it's napping something the camera cannot see... If the camera doesn't see it nor does the Kinect afaik
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@YorubaNationCH
@CreepyOrg
Probably murdered by the husband. You know how we say 'her body her choice' and 'a woman's right to choose'? She chose badly.
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@jodieEaug
@fesshole
Lol diagnosed and I hated all sport and still did it.
How the hell do you manage to get - how many - three kids with autism? And didn't you think at any point "maybe I should stop..."
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@itslukechen
@InsaneCope
To be SPECIAL and the centre of attention. Can't do that if its full of trans.
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@disparutoo
@LavenderGhast
Who watches Starship Troopers due its biting satire on Fascist societies, rather than as a damned good old-fashioned jingoistic gung-ho romp?
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@DaveAtherton20
@YorksRose_84
@HillHouseSchool
I noticed yesterday that the Crewe Arms Hotel in Crewe had a decorators van and a builders van in the carpark, so I assume they're getting ready to re-open to the public. I have no idea where the illegals have gone.
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@damekatydenise_
Say what you like about Harold Shipman - at least he did house calls. I can't even see my GP t the SURGERY.
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@ThoughtInUrHead
@ill_Scholar
@lporiginalg
1) Ill just pull this out of my ass....
2) Victim blaming
3) ACHUALLY.....
4) Yes, but thats why its a GOOD thing
Thats nearly the full bingo card....
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@jj_timmins
@NoJesuitTricks
But I can drive half an hour and easily have covered 1000 years of history...
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@Dreeeeenagh
@CharlesOJ
@Taj_Ali1
The hundreds of people who would work in the new offices presumably. Including the locla workers who would outnumber the number of jobs lost in the cash and carry
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@anon_opin
Got to argue this one. My best mates kids have long hair, simply because they don't want it cut. They're lovely, polite kids
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@badalchemi
@fesshole
I was subjecting everyone in the vicinity to the stink of my vape because I'm an addict
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@SVPhillimore
@WeAreFairCop
Defendant: "I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth"
Judge: "If you insist on calling Miss X a MALE I will hold you in contempt of court"
Defendant: "Your honour I promised to tell the truth - do you really want me to perjur myself?"
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@TheBambinoBabe
@WomenPostingLs
He thought he was buying low mileage, one careful owner when in fact he was buying an ex-rental that had been ridden hard and put away wet.
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@jmholmes_author
@ClownWorld_
I was hoping Bea would fuck it up entirely and set the cars on fire. Or someone burst a balloon as she was connecting the leads and she had a seizure
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@giveu2tictacs
@NoCapFights
I remember a vid from a few years ago. There was a water fight on a park and a girl ran up to a complete stranger in a white shirt and sprayed him with bright red sports drink. He decked her on grand style
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@DeIudedShaniqwa
That must be the worst wig I've ever seen out in public. Did she lose a bet?
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@matt_saunders_
@fesshole
You have no obligation to be nice to people you can't stand at the expense of your own happiness
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@Sareth_Dorn
@Slatzism
I think Terry Pratchett once said animals dont have wheels because lying sideways in a ditch spinning said wheels isn't a viable evolutionary niche
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@DaveAtherton20
@CroleyJuli14671
Perhaps take the damned thing a few miles offshore. Or take away the gang plank
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@OliLondonTV
@RishiSunak
Even professional dog trainers can't deal with these dogs. The size, strength, aggression and irresponsible breeding and inbreeding mean you have to assume every single one is a powderkeg
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@CadeFisu
@Vox_Oculi
@stillgray
Thats the face of someone who lives her life not having to take responsibility by acting 'cute'. She knows exactly what she's doing.
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@AntonioMel10
@fopminui
@PicturesFoIder
"He was an gentle angel I have no idea why he tore that old lady apart"
Its funny how pitbulls are all so kind and gentle but somehow seem to kill more people than any other breed, isnt it?
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@DaveAtherton20
That's the thing with manual laborers. Your gym workout is what they do every day before their tea break.
Do not fuck with them. Especially when they have heavy steel things to hand.
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@ddogsbbq
@reddit_lies
Im guessing yelling, screaming, violent outburst, accusations of transphobia, threats of suicide and someone deciding to take them at their word and calling it in as suicidal threats. That'll get you kicked out
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@troonytoons
@JohnWhy325
And the new group will last exactly 5 minutes before its invaded or shut down.
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@Libero_Oratio
@lporiginalg
'it's definitely you - if you're not comfortable with your body why the fuck would I be?'
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@Sparkcreatives_
@creepydotorg
I suspect none of those performers took the obvious step of taking a homeless person home with them so they didn't have to sleep out at all...
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@CConcern
We need to have a look at the CV of the manager who said this so we can see how many years of front-line medical work they have done
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@SVPhillimore
If a man can declare he's a woman can you not declare your are not transphobic no matter what anyone else thinks?
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@NejikoDaSavage
@AdaNore44
The Australian Aborigines were cannibals - to the point that they hunted the Chinese settlers because they tasted better than whites.
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@AnthonyPLOL
@OliLondonTV
Imagine spending thousands of dollars being tattooed with a children's book in the first place
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@DaveAtherton20
We've known about this for years. Isadora Duncan died the same way. IIRC there was an Asian grandmother also strangled by her scarf on a rollercoaster.
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@FreyaManslayer
@sharrond62
So how does this work? When you're sworn in you swear to tell the truth the whole truth etc. How can you then be compelled to lie by calling a man 'she'?
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@JezKorwin35569
@Tencowalibongo
@Discord_Lies
That's the point. They're putting trans women into women's prisons and then getting surprised even the trans women get rapey
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@jamie_eldon
@gimblerocket
@JaywalkingFree
@AngryBlackLady
And men have been expected to lay down their lives, if necessary, for women. Compare the workplace deaths for men and women and ask why women are not expected to do those jobs
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@MDav87768
@TheLaurenChen
@flip_diddy_flip
South Africa destroyed a modern, functioning country in a couple of decades...
That 'city' looks like a run down housing estate - zoom in and lets have a look at the shanties and shit everywhere.
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@russandchips
Was he an unskilled illegal who came over from France on a people traffickers boat after destroying his papers, or did he come over via an official route?
Because that, you see, is the difference.
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@GHHILL1911
@reddit_lies
Aye - he'd probably ask why you though an ART MUSEUM rather than, say, a play park, was an appropriate place to let a child run about, and why you thought it was HIS fault that the child was allowed to be in a blind spot where it might get kicked...
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@Theresa4Talent
@mikegallacher1
Sorry - that's her problem. Stop trying to make excuses for peoples terrible inconsiderate behavior.
You were NOT forced into similar situation, you just didn't bother to plan and decided your problem could be everybody elses problem.
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@TramcamYt
@RadioGenoa
Or the IRA do what they love doing best and start removing kneecaps "for the good of the community"
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@WhereTrueLoveIs
Those were comedians playing a part. Not one of them was a career transvestite with a determination to get into primary schools and women's spaces.
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@HazelAppleyard_
@GrammarJedi01
Plot twist - he's batting the smell on his own vaginal odour, so his girl bo is a delightful blend of unwashed basement dweller, sepsis and faeces.
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@anon_opin
Please don't do that Jessica
*Jessica does the thing*
Please don't do that Jessica
*Jessica does the thing*
Jessica learns there is no consequence for her actions and never will be... Until the real world intervenes
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@BatesLine
@ledredman
@BBCR4Feedback
@BBCRadio4
No we need less Blair. I don't understand why an odious warmonger and the worst pm in living memory is given air time at all
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@Batsphinx
@fesshole
It's always about wanking or shitting oneself and I can't see how VR fits in with that
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@yinfinia
@stillgray
Grow up. People have spent the last 100 years or more working at least 9-5 and survived just fine. I've had jobs when my COMMUTE started at 06:15 and I got home about 6:00pm - it was fine.
She's lucky she if dont have to driver for an hour in bumper to bumper traffic each way.
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@Cheryl888Chan
@oremob88
@ClownWorld_
Why should be respect that culture when they bring it with them when they move to other countries and fail to respect THEIR cultures?
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@jdpoc
@ShamanGriff
Now show us the graph for Ireland, France and Sweden and blame that on BREXIT
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@AirFriedRosie
It's not transphobic to put the comfort and safety of 51% of the population above the comfort of 1% especially when they can continue to use the solution they gave used all their lives, or the unisex solution which exists everywhere when it comes to toilets.
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@KatyMontgomerie
@JournalistJill
How come the likes of Jenny Randles was Trans and literally noone cared and she was a successful author and researcher? Could it be because she lived her life without trying to force everyone else to worship her transness?
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@morpheus_2181
@ClownWorld_
No. Gym is for walking on the treadmill in full makeup, wearing skintight gear, checking yourself out in mirrors, rolling your eyes is you perceive a non-hot man has looked at you, playing on your phone, taking selfies and never, ever breaking a sweat.
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@little_mavis
Try being a tall man. Steam irons? 90% have the buttons too close to the handle so I can use them without dislocating my thumb. Vacuums, lawnmowers and shopping trolleys? Too damned low and hurt my back.
Adjusting the seatbelt height works for your problem
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@SResisters
@stellacreasy
@EmJayLambert
Seeing as Stella employs a locum, wants the same maternity rights as a minister AND has a GoFundMe I suspect every day is a party day.
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@Sorelle_Arduino
@networkrail
..."he is a scout leader (and a trustee of the Scouts) an independent police custody inspector, a school governor . This is extremely worrying"
FTFY
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@SimlishGirl
@vaccinelover666
If you work basically you're shut out from the service. You can't call every day, even if you're not commuting at 8.00am, and you can't take the day off on the off chance you'll get an appointment that day
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@SpiritedSparr0w
@SydneyLWatson
I sometimes wonder how id act with a woman broken down at the side of the road. I think I'd have her take a picture of me in front of my car with the reg showing and send it to a friend, especially if she needs a lift. Hopefully that way everyone would feel safe
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@DrMarianaClaire
@EssexPR
Tell me you don't remember all the times heatwaves, cold snaps, rainy periods etc have been blamed on climate change, rather than daily weather.
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@DaveAtherton20
How the ever loving fuck did he get a meat cleaver? I can't buy a knife without showing age id, and I can't use the ferry to isle of man without going through a metal detector.
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@EssexPR
Honestly it should trigger armed response officers to attend and yes if you're caught with something like that and you're not about to trek through a jungle or do some serious landscaping 10 years sounds right. Then deportation.
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@PompeySteph
@jk_rowling
Is there a badge you can get? Or a certificate? What makes someone a 'bona-fide trans activist'? What qualifications are required?
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@KevsTribulation
@argyllandbute
If that was a London toilet it'd be safe to assume the tampons were for their original use of plugging knife and bullet wounds.
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@SVPhillimore
If you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, which you must how can be forced to play along with something you know and believe in your heart to be false?
Surely it cannot be legal to force you to purger yourself?
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@smilingoke
@CreepyOrg
I feel I can die happy that some random on the internet feels the need to tell us they don't know.
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@phildubem
@creepydotorg
Different breeds of chicken. Meat chickens get very big very fast. Egg chickens produce eggs rather than meat
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