β‘οΈ WEIRD VAL π HARMONYCON !!
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"Uuohrrrrghhh my penis hurt" (Gen 17:11) π€ i make sinister posts and have an evil wife @MMFOODALBUM
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Joined October 2022
𧡠thread of tiktoks saved to my phone before the ban.
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waking up cold: eep! wheres my blanket D:. waking up hot:
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if you ask your white friend, "How's it goin?" and they say "Its goin," check in on them. They about to kill themself.
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still embarassed by the time i used "mimir" to mean sleep for an assignment in spanish class. i totally forgot the word dormir and this meme was fresh on my mind so i put mimir. my teacher was even confused like "how do you even know this word" ππππππππππ
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im a delight to have as a student
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unsuspecting person on their period: oh boy! time to wipe after using the restroom. the nefarious black sludge:
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i thought this was a beautiful butch woman but turns out its that twink from good mythical morning.
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im so serious how do i stop my brother from going down the racist misogynistic incel pipeline because hes really young and already is repeating really racist and sexist shit he's seen online.
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glad to see protestant/catholic beef still alive and well. welcome back 1618.
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did anyone else use to hold their sibling up like an airplane?
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29 year old minor :(.
theyβre trying to argue that the age gap is problematic π
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every time i push my cat away because im busy
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scanning a random qr code from twitter is like finding a used syringe off the streets of new york and injecting yourself with it.
Pearl: STEVEN ARE YOU WATCHING SPIDER MAN ACROSS THE SPIDER VERS FREE HD MOVIE??.Steven:
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Why is he naked.
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Billionares cannot be punk π.
Taylor Swift on revisiting βReputationβ:. βItβs a goth-punk moment of female rage at being gaslit by an entire social structure. I think a lot of people see it and theyβre just like, Sick snakes and strobe lights.β
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just read the bible, turns out calling jesus "jesus christ" is akin to saying "steve minecraft" or "sans undertale".
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ηη« .ONE of these chinese phrases, when looked up, leads you to gay porn. the other leads you to these funny bears. search wisely
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i swear to fucking god i can see jerma in my carpet
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unfortunately, whatever you get hyperfixated on at 11 will stick with you forever.
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DIE OF COMPLICATIONS DIE OF COMPLICATIONS DIE OF COMPLICATIONS DIE OF COMPLICATIONS DIE OF COMPLICATIONS
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Im going to Kill Myself.
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thoughts?
i have a great idea for matching shirts hold on.
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this pic holds a very special place in my heart
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when i accidentally spell "yesh" instead of "yeah"
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autistic all by yourself handsome?.
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my autistic ass is really bad about controlling my facial expressions and i keep freaking out my friends by defaulting to one of these
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what the hell was under "their".
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feeding my instagram hod dogs π€€
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how queers talk to eachother in discord vcs
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you know the straight ship is good when even the queers are shipping it.
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fnaf is older than gay marriage in the US.
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thread of drake selfies where he poses like a teenage girl
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the bible is actually a raw ass book so idk why christians are like that.
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the character's name is what.
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god forbid a guy have fun.
you will never convince me that the decision to have facial hair like this is not deeply rooted in being insufferable
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so wait are finn and jake brothers. i thought it was a "me and my 40 year old coworker bestie" kinda vibe.
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It should be legal to break into nursings homes and fart on old peoples heads until they throw up/go to heaven.
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with all these ai fake patterns in image's i'd like to bring back when i found jerma in my carpet
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So. Uh. I tried that character ai chat stuff last night.
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How did your fuckass even post this. I HAVE YOU BLOCKED ππππππππππππππππππππππ.
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can we start grandmatwt. yo these go hard
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what are posts that arenβt load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that werenβt really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes.
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THIS SIM IN THE SIMS 4 JUST SPOKE MY DEADNAME? IN SIMLISH? IVE NEVER WHIPPED MY HEAD AROUND SO FAST WHAT?.
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for context mimir is like a really childish way of saying sleep. its like saying 'go nighty-night' sorta.
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half the qrts are "god yeah i hate the sludge" and the other half are "what the fuck is the sludge. im so scared".
unsuspecting person on their period: oh boy! time to wipe after using the restroom. the nefarious black sludge:
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met a 10 year old therian at this trampoline park and she taught me how to trot.
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Vhy using Garlic is problematic: π§΅.
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praying for hazbin hotel fans cause if a series i liked got animated like this i'd just start ripping out my organs and laying them out on the streets.
This January, join us for a happy day in Hell! π Pre-order merch available at
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tomatoes aint hard enough BOOOOOOOOO π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±.
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discord mobile likes to play a fun game called "if your internet is bad i will send only the text attached to a message and not the image". fighting for my life right now
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an angel gains its wings every time a 13 year old draws a simple character but with extra hair and bandages and pins and scars and a tail and a hoodie.
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her: you better not be matpat slinging it silly style.my ass;
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PLAN FOR THIS SCHOOL YEAR:.Read yaoi in class.Dont turn in assignments.Smoke weed.Kill myself.
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oh hey actually i think i know what edd would look like in rebecca sugar's style!.
Double D in different CN styles! β¬β¬ Which one is your favorite?. #CartoonNetwork #EdEddnEddy #Edd #DoubleD #CheckeredPast #AdultSwim #characterdesign #cartoon #cartoons #oldschool #throwback #cartooning
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how post-infodump embarassment feels
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i just know theres a trans alt bitch out there who could style this like crazy.
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wait quick! what is bio short for.
ur bio on here really describes u as a person idk.
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yo this design class shit is easy
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queers be like Wowwww this man is so attractive. I Need to put him in a situation where he is begging for his life.
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using lions for this is crazy cause lions can literally switch gender presentations.
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isnt this mlp.
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you will genuinely not guess what incident catboyweed is referring to here. most insane thread ever.
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twitter users will know what twink means but not bear. we're finished.
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all these stories about "person with DID has a KILLER ALTER!!!!!" are soo overdone. do you know how fucking funny DID can be. so much potential. imagine a guy with DID who can teleport. Why are we in fucking Vermont.
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hes on youtube shorts all the time and my parents wont let me stop him even though ive shown them the awful shit on there and they dont really do anything when i tell them the shit he does.
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IM DELETING YOU, YAOI!ππ .ββ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete. ββββ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete. βββββββ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete. βββββββββββ] 99% complete. π«ERROR!π« .β£οΈYAOIβ£οΈπ― is forever.
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imagine if you were a my little pony and you were smoking a blunt with your friends and you got a weed cutie mark. funny in the moment but i dont think you could get a job after that.
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when you have DID and the old man alter fronts while you're still in school
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I THOUGHT THE HUMAN WAS THE ONE EDITED IN.
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imagine two men. now. imagine them KISSING. .
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"SO THE LORD GOD SAID TO THE SERPENT, BECAUSE YOU HAVE DONE THIS, YOU WILL CRAWL ON YOUR BELLY AND YOU WILL EAT DUST ALL THE DAYS OF YOUR LIFE." cold as fuck why did the christians go and do all that.
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gay people when they're in vc with their queer friends:.
HOMOSEXUALITY IS AN ABNORMALITY!.
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as in "why are we spreading misinformation like this. Shut up" not like "omg i never knew this".
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