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Pastor of Redeemer Presbyterian Church (PCA) We stand at the heart of the world from the center of the church. Enjoys Photography, Playmobil and Ancient Coins.

Des Moines, IA
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Wayne Larson
2 years
We’re watching RRR and loving every minute of it. #Bollywood
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3 years
Tim Lahaye writing on manhood in the 1970’s asks us to consider as models of manhood…*checks notes*… Bruce Jenner and O.J. Simpson. @kkdumez
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Wayne Larson
3 years
Taxied some Afghan refugees around today. As they nervously piled into my car I hit “play” on an Afghan Spotify playlist. Complete transformation. Music is magic.
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5 years
@zachary_kramer Someone thought up affect/effect as a joke, but it stuck.
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4 years
@cenkuygur Belittling someone who overcame a substance abuse addiction is a pretty bad take.
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3 years
Can we stop acting like children?
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4 years
For the record, this is evil.
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2 years
Please pray for my friend @DPCassidyTKC who is battling a severe infection.
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Wayne Larson
4 years
None of us were ready, but suddenly Tim Keller brought sunlight to Twitter.
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Wayne Larson
3 years
Just read a blog post suggesting that using GRACE or the work of Diane Langberg should be avoided because it risks exposing your church to...*checks notes*...Critical Theory. Can we get more dumber?
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Wayne Larson
2 years
I certainly didn’t expect this to blow up like it did. Please forgive my ignorance of Indian Cinema and confusing it with Bollywood. I’m glad to have learned that.
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Wayne Larson
1 year
@colinrandrade @superneat @moorewr Pretty hilarious that some have read this as a serious question. 🤷‍♂️😂😂
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Wayne Larson
6 years
@NARAL @dr_moayedi She forgot to add, “Plus, it pays for this nice house.”
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2 years
@_the_last_echo_ Do a good review of English grammar before you start.
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Wayne Larson
3 years
I see some churches are now requiring RUF ministers to report on how they voted or intend to vote on these imbecilic overtures. They are threatening withdrawal of their support if they vote against. #depraved
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2 years
Update on @DPCassidyTKC from a friend: Cassidy AM Update: not out of the woods. Platelets back down overnight. Remains in ICU. Leg is responding to treatment and will have an MRI today. Pain meds are good but the pain is real! He’s giving God thanks and praise for your prayers.
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Wayne Larson
4 years
@MrCFB Props to OSU, but I think you mean Nebraska.
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3 years
Yes, this was my first Greek professor.
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5 years
@UnionSeminary @ccarvalhaes One of my favorite Jack Handy quips: "If trees screamed, do you think we would cut them down? We probably would if they screamed all the time."
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Wayne Larson
3 years
For the record, this is heresy and especially NOT Reformed. (cf. WLC 49)
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3 years
As we behold the slain Christ on the cruel cross on this Good Friday, we must never forget this truth: Jesus was not the victim of injustice. Jesus was the predestined substitute for sinners crushed under the wrath of the Father in order to fulfill holy justice. Isaiah 53:10
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Wayne Larson
2 years
Latest update I have on @DPCassidyTKC . Just spoke with David C. Fortunately he is in good hands. His platelets went from 250-275 (normal) to 2, and are now up to 3! The Docs don't know what caused this yet, whether snake or spider, but they brought anti-venom up from Miami. 1/2
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Wayne Larson
11 months
@jorymicah Strong late night college dorm room vibes with this one.
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Wayne Larson
4 years
I totally forgot that last Sunday was the 20th anniversary of my becoming pastor at Redeemer PCA in Des Moines. Tempus fugit.
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Wayne Larson
3 years
@OptimoPrincipi TIL all Romans were basically 7th grade boys.
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Wayne Larson
4 years
@jeffreysthayer @KrisneyWorld @larsp2740 @tedcruz They tend to frown on hitting a US Senator with a rolled up newspaper.
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Wayne Larson
3 years
In bringing this guy through the ordination process in our Presbytery, never once did he mention that he had a book coming out. #humility
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Wayne Larson
2 years
@FavaleAbs @Fisher7767 Looks like the science is settled, but not in the way they want.
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Wayne Larson
3 years
The beauty of Presbyterianism is not having to have an opinion of JMac one way or the other.
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Wayne Larson
3 years
Sometimes pastoring a small church means you find out Saturday evening that you have no one to play music in the morning.
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Wayne Larson
2 years
My Greek students right now.
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Wayne Larson
2 years
Here’s a plan for world conquest: Eschew anger, bridle the tongue, serve widows and orphans, and remain steadfast in the faith.
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Wayne Larson
3 years
More Bible, less Fox News
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Wayne Larson
7 years
@shanevanderhart @RDierks To be fair, the claims of a big shift due to LBJ and race that is popular on the left is also overly-simplistic. Not supported by good data.
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Wayne Larson
8 months
A little boy in church today asked me why God doesn’t make dinosaurs again, and this time make them nice. I’m going to have to go to the Lord for this one.
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Wayne Larson
2 years
This is such a great book!
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Wayne Larson
3 years
One of the worst feelings is being a pastor on a Saturday night and you don’t like the sermon you’ve just written.
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Wayne Larson
3 years
@futonreformer Any chance it was this guy.
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Wayne Larson
3 years
So tonight, I had an opportunity to walk up and say “Hi” to @R_Denhollander but I chickened out. I do that when I’m near someone I consider a hero.
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Wayne Larson
2 years
@physicsJ Wait, are you suggesting that there is a part of Uranus where the sun doesn't shine? *I'll see myself out*
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Wayne Larson
6 years
@CNN Sort of a metaphor for how they did today against Belgium.
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Wayne Larson
3 years
@TheSassyBirdie As a PCA pastor, I approve this tweet. 🤪🤪😂😂
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2 years
@HuskGuys How did we lose this game?
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Wayne Larson
3 years
Well, surprisingly, we just received notice about having weapons in the convention center. 🙂
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Wayne Larson
1 year
@3YearLetterman Receiving a comment from the greatest coach ever. Bucket List achieved!
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Wayne Larson
2 years
One thing I find about the rite of baptism (and especially infant baptism) is how profoundly illiberal it is. In an age where the highest virtue is conceived as the individual’s choice of their own identity, baptism imposes from without an identity that cannot be undone.
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Wayne Larson
3 years
@realmattcarr “Doug Wilson says” *Stops reading*
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Wayne Larson
7 years
@CNN @CNNOpinion In the midst of crisis, quick fix solutions are nearly always wrong.
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Wayne Larson
2 years
@SEdburg Heads up for all those pastors who’ve had vasectomies.
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Wayne Larson
3 years
It’s a Ken Ham Christmas!
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Wayne Larson
7 years
All this talk about evangelical this and evangelical that makes me glad that I can just go by Presbyterian.
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Wayne Larson
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Raffensperger responded: “Well, Mr. President, the challenge that you have is, the data you have is wrong.”
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Wayne Larson
2 years
Just finished reading the PCA's AIC Report on Abuse. Easily the most important document ever produced by our denomination. My biggest regret in reading this now is not having had it's wisdom during my last 25 years of ministry.
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Wayne Larson
3 years
@LeahBSassy Theologize like Presbyterians, worship like Lutherans, sing like Methodists, evangelize like Baptists, and pray like the AME.
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Wayne Larson
2 years
My mother-in-law tracks my movements with Life360. So I’ve named all of the cigar lounges in the metro “Theological Study Centers.”
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Wayne Larson
3 years
This would fail a PCA ordination exam. @Ligonier
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1 year
@JennMGreenberg Photoshoposaurus
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Wayne Larson
3 years
@jake_meador I somehow feel comforted by the fact that I have no idea who these people are.
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Wayne Larson
5 years
@backcreekpastor Those elders should have been deposed.
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Wayne Larson
2 years
@drantbradley @kkdumez I love the guy who gets up and is like, "You know, I think I'm going to ring this big bell."
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Wayne Larson
3 years
I think this January 6th would be a good day for all Christians to celebrate Epiphany.
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Wayne Larson
1 year
@drantbradley Yeah, this sort of criticism is a pretty big tell.
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Wayne Larson
2 years
All humans are disabled. The extent of the disability is a matter of time and circumstance.
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Wayne Larson
3 years
Had you known me in my 30’s, I’d def be a theobro. There’s hope.
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2 years
@drantbradley In our church, we call this addition by subtraction.
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Wayne Larson
2 years
Stop what you were doing and read this book! You Are Not Your Own: Belonging to God in an Inhuman World by Alan Noble
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Wayne Larson
2 years
Nobody wants abortion more than corporate America.
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@TimAAmor This will help the next time I want to illustrate the fallacy of equivocation.
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2 years
@jdflynn Presbyterian pastor, but I like to keep up on the neighbors.
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2 years
He's resting well and again, in good hands, and grateful for all the kindnesses he has received. We belong to a good community of friends...
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Wayne Larson
2 years
Not going to #PCAGA this year. For the past six years I've either been on Overtures or RPR and taking a break just feels like the thing to do. (COVID year didn't count.)
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Wayne Larson
10 months
@SEdburg In other words, if it became an exercise in people looking to ban ongoing practices because they don't like them, it would be a disaster.
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Wayne Larson
2 years
I made this composite of my two best shots of Jupiter. #jupiter #moons #pentax
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Wayne Larson
3 years
I love the guys in my Presbytery.
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Wayne Larson
4 years
Well today I was called a socialist, a racist, and one who mishandles Scripture because I'm pro-vaccine, and wear masks. How's your day going?
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My wife is a public school teacher and looking at the hours she puts in, I’d swear she’s paid minimum wage.
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Wayne Larson
3 years
Some people working pretty damn hard to not sound racist and still doing it badly.
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Wayne Larson
5 years
That was far and away the best liturgy for an opening GA ever. A real pastoral absolution, real wine in communion, BCP prayers, and a sermon by @Irwyn . #PCAGA
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Wayne Larson
2 years
Man, I'm glad that they closed the comments on the #PCAGA feed during the DASA report. Some guy named Taylor Bradley was being a disgusting troll.
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Wayne Larson
4 years
@monergism I’m a Calvinist, confessionally Reformed, and have been a Presbyterian pastor for over 23 years. Let me say clearly, this is a foolishly divisive take.
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Wayne Larson
2 years
Last night I had the honor of participating in the installation of Michael Mudlaff to the newest church in our Presbytery.
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@derekradney Never understood the outcry. They could have called it the Department of Silly Walks for all I care. We take ourselves far too seriously at times.
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Wayne Larson
5 years
@natebargatze Des Moines, IA
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Wayne Larson
2 years
@MarkGrote Friend, I think you should consider taking down this tweet. While you may have intended to express something you feel is important, I'm afraid you've sort of backed yourself into a corner and I would encourage you to reconsider your point. Peace.
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Wayne Larson
2 years
"Since I'm not going to #PCAGA this year, I'll get a lot done." *Spends all morning watching the live feed.*
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Wayne Larson
3 years
No one panic. That brilliant flash of blinding light that you just saw on the horizon was just me stepping outside wearing shorts for the first time this year.
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Wayne Larson
3 years
Off to St. Louis! #PCAGA
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Wayne Larson
3 years
Whoa! Just watched Encanto. Great illustration of family systems.
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Wayne Larson
2 years
Had a great time in Birmingham at the @_Theopolis Civitas Symposium discussing Ecclesialcentric Postliberalism.
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Wayne Larson
3 years
Our denominational founding fathers warned us of a “narrowing fundamentalism.” #pcaga #clerksreport
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Wayne Larson
2 years
An historic day, Roe is overturned. Thanks be to God!
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Wayne Larson
3 years
Two questions for your pastor: 1. Do you recognize the existence of psychological problems that require medical intervention? 2. Do you recognize the validity of evidence based psychotherapy?
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Wayne Larson
2 years
I'm really looking forward to teaching Greek this fall at Grandview University here in Des Moines. It's been a while since I've taught it and I'm looking forward to cleaning off the rust.
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2 years
@EvilVizier @InezFeltscher We embraced an anthropology that imposed irrational burdens yet offered limitless ways to cope.
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Wayne Larson
3 years
If you’re accused of being an abuser and you hire a PR firm to “Googlewash” your reputation, you’re definitely an abuser.
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Wayne Larson
4 years
Today a guy stop by the office. He told me that he was a prophet from Nigeria. While he was praying today he had a vision of our church with a gigantic snake surrounding our building, where he grabbed the snake and crushed it while saying "Jesus!" So we got that going for us.
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