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@sabatonfan69
@Sparrow_Hater
if only he’d shown the judge all the cool buildings our mixed race society can’t make
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@basedspinach
honestly disgusting the state of usa education . i am a proud resident of sprance and enjoy our status as a tax haven
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@schizarella
the face he’s making is the face of a man about to tell you about comic book lore
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@sabatonfan69
@SethDillon
Conservative humorist try not to endorse rape challenge: level impossible
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@revhowardarson
what’s next - kim kardashian doesn’t personally post everything on her instagram? who else is lying to us?
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@BecomingCritter
now make one where he murder suicides. that would also be funny and a subversion of memetic expectations
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@sabatonfan69
@kylegordon101
fake fans. i’ll never flip on kyle gordon . real kyle fans like this post and subscribe
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@tszzl
oh yeah? what about when they figured out the eigenvector of your mom’s mass equations
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@eightysixkurt
@WhackNicholson
@TDTimeBaby
because it’s funnier to create class divisions using language
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this is what roon would look like if he were black or chinese
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i don’t want to study leetcode. i am a senior engineer. fuck
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@neilkli
lmfao i love the one where the white businessman is telling him “south asian” which makes him cry
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@ryanjspranger
@slime_machine
the guy who said that he was shouting and running up to the stage admitted he made it all up once the TO came out and said it was bullshit
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@10x_er
you can circumvent this by joining a startup and working so many hours that you don’t have time for existential crises
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@PrometheanAngel
@sabatonfan69
@Sparrow_Hater
what??? no!!! i’ve been bamboozled!!!!!!! i’m calling the fucking POLICE
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@Duderichy
staying just above meets and hopping jobs > consistently exceeds and staying at Company
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@ryxcommar
Hi Michael, VSauce here. Have you ever noticed how number small then big isn’t same number?
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@pdrmnvd
“what do you mean? you just install tensorflow and pandas. i don’t know what version, i let conda handle that”
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dalle3 coming in clutch with this reinterpretation of a classic
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@skooookum
biggest info hazard for me was the fact that most east asians have lack the gene that makes you smell like shit when you sweat. most east asians don’t use deodorant at all
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@cosmicfibretion
no it was fun. the books are good too. it’s a totally acceptable adaptation
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@isaiahrashad
A wise man once said "if I can pay my bills I'm good". It helps to have a little sun light rising when you get up to do that.
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@lmlauramarsh
@backhoe_mix
This idea is untenable because I dont like the poor and will never give up my silver spoon for them
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@sabatonfan69
me, snickering in the kitchen: this will finally drive a KNIVES between berwyn and maurice…
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@ArthurSchwartz
So, to be clear, you publicly smear a man, admit to it, and then are too weak willed to be asked questions on twitter by a journalist?
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@PrinceTeleporno
@sabatonfan69
@Sparrow_Hater
anyone who likes buildings a little too much probably has questionable views on non-whites
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@tszzl
it was great getting coffee today roon glad you loved my pitch about robots that tickle your prostate in order to make you more productive
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@peixianw
what last name is it. this is so fascinating. i knew one person from oman and they were very nice
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@SF_Giants_22
@CartoonsHateHer
that is distinctly different from saying you’re busy all the time and is, in fact, a type of doing work rather than avoiding it
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@philoskate
this is an amazing response. i wonder if he’d eat a spider if you said you were scared of spiders
feels like “how can you be afraid of something you can eat”
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i can set up a reliable pipeline to convert millions of files from one format to another with error logging/exception handling, build out custom ml workflows in multiple environments, set up api endpoints using docker, and consume/understand massive datasets in days
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@duckwaltz
@3YearLetterman
@realDonaldTrump
You are correct, and one of the only people I've seen recognize that before becoming a part of the bit
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once again i offer my services to anyone who needs a lead data engineer to get their infra and processes set up. dms are open and my heart is full of love for startups
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@sabatonfan69
I want to formally apologize to all Taylor Swift Fans (“Swifties”) for my insensitive comments about Taylor Swift’s breasts. I am not Taylor Swift so it would be inappropriate for me to do what I suggested. Instead, I would contact the police upon realizing I was Taylor Swift.
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@ryxcommar
@Jiminy_Kirket
Personally, I just write a txt file with the general feel of packages you might want. I include nothing about versions of the packages or Python because programming is all about discovery and fun
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@sabatonfan69
Heh… maybe in your squadron, kiddo. My imperial marines are battle hardened against the whims of The Female. We have fought hundreds of battles, killed endless hordes of heretics…. and you dare suggest that a female woman could stop us? You have so much to learn.
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@bradgallaway
@d_feldman
Life and living is a state directly opposed to stability. We are becoming more stable by the minute until our final release to production
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@eigenrobot
@Sn0totter
If you’re wondering why she’s still single, this is probably it. There’s a very low number of men who will make more than her, not have a problem with her being an independent high-earner, be willing to date an “older” woman (I know she isn’t old, I’m just being realistic)
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@eshear
all of your ancestors are cheering you on. they’ve all made the same sort of mistakes as you and they’ve succeeded in becoming part of the unbroken line of people all waiting to see you live your life
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@Duderichy
i raw dogged lsat practice tests when my wife was studying and scored higher than that lmao
>meme about white supremacists not sending their best
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@chickenstrip007
@paleonormie
yeah idk i read a bunch of his replies and my prognosis (as a man far less jacked and less masculine all around and yet happily married to a hot woman) is as follows:
dude has negative charisma
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@skooookum
if your dog has more muscle mass than you (by weight) you can’t own it. this will stop the terror of Petunia the Pitty
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alright how do i start contributing to open source projects fucking
@ctjlewis
made me feel like my pp small
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@sabatonfan69
you can’t legally stop me from having sex with this gnome. he’s 35 and we are in love
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@ianbremmer
I think it's pretty clear, just by reading your thread, that you mean to say that diversity - in itself - is neither good nor bad, but derives its goodness or badness from the overarching national culture/situation that it finds itself in. I'm not sure why people are mad at you.
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@JusticeforGary1
@RonanMcCrea
The boomers are famously selfish and absolutely wouldn’t do something to help younger generations. I know this because they’ve fucked us at every term on a societal level. Thanks, old farts! Hope you enjoy your sunset years, I guess
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@tszzl
who’is telling the truth ? roon (big corporate) or squirtle (pokemon twitter aesthete)??? this is a conundrum. i will believe whoever tweets the best. i live in atlanta so cannot verify
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hi, feral pawg hunter expert here! this is not funny, feral pawg hunters only do this when they’re in extreme distress.
something clicked in my head and suddenly i like girls small asses??
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@soychotic
its the cursed language used for constructing sql queries that REALLY should be handled on a SQL server but you're doing them in powerbi. it's illegal in most countries but Mr. Microsoft loves war crime
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