Brooke Carrera
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GUY: are you tweeting during our date
ME:
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there should be a single sentence summary of why a particular topic is trending. sick and tired of clicking on “daniel radcliffe” and seeing the same denzel-washington-is-relieved gif
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@letterboxdauras
the movie says “remember me from the hangover? i serious artist now. gimme award please”
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paddington bear and winnie the pooh trying to 69 but their rotund bellies get in the way so they give up
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dating is dumb. not sure why i continue to do so. there’s something so innately artificial about two people interviewing each other and trying to give the best possible response to each question. also what do you mean you hate legos eat a bag of shit pal
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got approached by a film producer today and he offered me a job. it’s an action movie that takes place entirely on a moving vehicle like speed. it’s called “bangbus.” see you in hollywood! 😎
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leonardo knocks on michelangelos’s door. “good news buddy! you’re back in the gang!,” he exclaims. leo notices the door ajar. he pushes the door open only to discover michelangelo’s lifeless body hanging. leonardo chops the rope down with his sword but it’s too late
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@ollieeeekatz
@MooseTracks8
@lacroixcommie
Strategic Management: B
Venture Marketing: A-
Venture Plan/Fin: B
Acquiring Expert Vent: C+
Portfolio Practicum: B+
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@BuckyIsotope
forever jealous of the imagery he conjured up
so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
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rian johnson: i hope my movie inspires children all over the world that they don’t have to be born into a family dynasty to accomplish their goals in life. an ordinary person can rise from nothing and become extraordinary
jj abrams: nahhh everybody related fuck all y’all
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@Fred_Delicious
bottlofoold oorth
tho poonost
totonoc
boss bobo
ondopondonco doo
gorfoold
domolotoon mon
stoort lottlo
borton fonk
chockon ron
foco/off
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@EndangeredComic
“all art is public domain,” i said with the mona lisa under my arm before louvre security tased me
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scientologist says dumb shit. more at 11.
Dear Mr. President,
@realDonaldTrump
I wanted to thank you for ur recent decorum, sincerity, & care towards us. You’re taking charge & leading in a manner needed & wanted for this country. I highly commend you for ur boundless energy & willingness to solve problems. Thank you
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@cleop4tr4hlv
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@AdamGoldberg28
yeah kenny can totally negate the kinetic force of a chair to the dome with the power of belief
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‘Unfilmable’ Books That Hollywood Should Try to Adapt After ‘Dune’
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watched 2 movies by the safdie brothers...
uncut gems (2019): liked it, solid performances all around
good time (2017): can i revise my “best of decade” list? bc i LOVED good time and thought it was the stronger and more unpredictable of the two
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Which fictional high school would you have wanted to go to and why?
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vocals - anthony kiedis
guitar - josh klinghoffer
bass - flea
drums - chad smith
What is the worst possible band lineup? It can be literally anybody, living or dead.
Vocals -
Guitar -
Bass -
Drums -
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when lorraine kisses her son marty mcfly, it’s “comedy.” but when i give my dad a handjob at dave and busters it’s “morally reprehensible” and “illegal” 🙄
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@jessefrohman
today i am proud to announce that lenquette (
@YouriLenquette
) shot kurt cobain’s last photoshoot on february 1994, NOT jesse frohman
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before any of you discover my old tweets where i spoke of wanting to fuck paddington bear, i would like to clarify for the record that nothing has changed
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the star wars prequel trilogy is about one boy’s quest to emotionally manipulate an intelligent woman into marriage and subject her to domestic abuse immediately after their first argument
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@lovedoveclarke
If she asks, tell her you accidentally hit unfollow. it’s legitimately happened to me a few times
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@RockDog04
@xoalannaxo
@lilsugarwords
the opinion of an anti-vaxxer right-winger is irrelevant. hit the showers
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in 2020, volatile country boy axl rose champions liberal/progressive policies while nirvana’s krist novoselic thinks donald trump is a stabul jenius. what in the fuck is going on
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does this mean 2020 will never be completed
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the purge begins. i lock the doors and bolt my windows shut. i crack my fingers, open google dot com on my computer and type “ paddington cock”
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if this tweet gets 420 likes, i will post a pic of poo coming out of my ass
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got fired on my first day as a stripper. apparently customers weren’t feelin my song choices
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my favorite social media campaign is when the terminator genisys twitter page promised to release the trailer if they got enough rts or likes by a deadline but it didnt attract enough participation and they released it anyway
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“will smith laughs at chris rock’s joke, then realizes jada is not laughing” (2022)
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things i loved about rise of skywalker:
• opening crawl was spelled properly
• actors referred to each other by their characters’ names and did not mess up, good job guys
• babu frik
• end credits were spelled properly
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the first matrix before the wachowskis decided they were gonna cum green all over the movies
TOP: unrestored 35mm print (1999)
BOTTOM: 4k uhd (2018)
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you, a batman fan: my favorite scene in any batman movie is batman and joker in the interrogation room. incredible performances by two amazing actors 👏🏻
me, a cinephile with exquisite taste:
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the terminator 2 4K disc is hot garbage. thinking about making a color-corrected fanedit now
top: 4K UHD
bottom: my edit
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twitter’s going suspension-crazy over minor grievances. if i disappear, you can reach me via
@Fred_Delicious
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@punished_picnic
. if those two disappear, it’s bc i reported them for posting stupid fucken tweets everyday
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hs graduation throwback. back when i was tan and more civilized
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congrats to fictional character ash ketchum for winning the pokemon league after 22 years. i, a human person, won the league on pokemon red in a month. slow ass bitch
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@Lexialex
still don’t understand why joss whedon is still out there taking advantage of young actresses, in spite of the fact that people know his true colors now.
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first attempt at oil painting. tried to draw naboo scenery. fucked up. back to building legos
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