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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 years
Disney’s new movie ‘Strange World’ features their first-ever openly gay teenage character played by someone who impersonated the FBI
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 years
i absolutely would have believed them. y’all have never watched a barbie movie in ur life.
@dorksofprey
Gabriel ⧗
2 years
"humans only have one ending. ideas live forever" if u told me that's a line from a barbie movie 5 years ago i wouldn't have believed u #Barbie
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 years
the dean from community is what harry styles thinks he is.
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 years
this is the man that built disney animated films by the way. he’s the reason disney is so successful. he died from AIDS before beauty & the beast was released, so they dedicated it to him. he wrote the music for the little mermaid. and this is how they treat him. disgusting.
@DisneyAPromos
Disney Animation Promos
2 years
Per Variety, Disney will remove ‘HOWARD,’ along with other 26 titles, from Disney+ and Hulu due to cost-cutting reasons. The film documents the life of Howard Ashman, the legendary lyricist who worked on ‘The Little Mermaid,’ ‘Beauty and the Beast’ and ‘Aladdin.’
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
3 months
actors are such losers. the ultra liberals brag about hating trump but they refuse to actually discuss the complexities of why he’s bad.
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
3 months
Sebastian Stan says he was offered to take part in Variety’s Actors on Actors for ‘THE APPRENTICE’ but couldn’t as no publicist wanted their client to be paired with him to talk about the film. (via: @MaggieMinLA)
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 years
when i say i’m tired of bully/bullied queer ships and that they’re actually horrible i am NOT talking about them. they’re DIFFERENT
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 years
jamie lee curtis winning a fucking OSCAR for her nothing role in EEAAO over stephanie hsu who was the ACTUAL supporting actress and angela basset is fucking racism and a career award that isn't even deserved.
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 years
y’all were reaching for 1993 😭.
@caryryan_
cary
2 years
every 15 years we are asked to make a choice
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 years
when you star in the best film of 2022 and 2023
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
1 year
remember how bradley cooper basically stole the rights for this film from a jewish man who had been passionately trying to make it for years? and now he’s wearing prosthetic nose to play a jewish man and directing it himself.
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
1 year
The teaser trailer for Bradley Cooper’s ‘MAESTRO’ starring Bradley Cooper and Carey Mulligan has been released. In select theaters November 22 and on Netflix December 20.
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
28 days
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO THE FUNNIEST DAY EVER.
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
1 year
‘OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH’ has been cancelled by Max after 2 seasons.
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 years
THIS IS SO????
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@bisexualcrises
elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 years
KE HUY QUAN JUMPING TO HUG BRENDAN FRASER IM CRYING
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
5 years
The Percy Jackson tv series needs to be treated/directed like an adventure fantasy series and not the sitcoms they’ve been releasing. I hate to say it, but treat it like the marvel shows rather than any other shows with casts of the same age they have so far.
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2 years
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
4 years
sabrina carpenter and olivia rodrigo are publicly exchanging diss tracks because of this man
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 years
THIS is why i likes this episode and the last. every alliance is breaking. everyone is going to end up alone because all they’re caring about is business and strategy. the only ppl who are together are connor and willa who had an honest conversation about it all.
@jameswithi
sea me
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Every alliance is broke. This is how you built a finale where everyone is against each other. Succession coming to become best of the best of TV in all history. #SuccessionHBO #Succession
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1 year
the fact that this show is about loki, the god of mischief, and it’s so fucking boring is a crime.
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
1 year
New look at ‘LOKI’ Season 2. (Source: @McDonalds)
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3 years
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
1 month
most of the fan casts for assad are awful. but this? so real.
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andrea 🐑
4 months
victor frankenstein everywhere for those with eyes to see
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
5 months
and ten years later he gave one of the best performances i’ve ever seen.
@AssadZC
Assad Zaman
12 years
Officially a working actor.
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 years
@TheCartoonBase GET HIM TO 1 BILLION
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 years
any weirdos who find this- i think it’s iconic and a good thing. so fuck off.
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 years
oh it’s bad for him
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 years
filmupdates and letterboxd wanna fuck kieran so bad.
@letterboxd
Letterboxd
2 years
good morning
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
4 months
cancelling my birthday plans to force my friends to put on a production of the interview with the vampire episode “don’t be afraid, just start the tape”.
@joolswhore
katie
4 months
YOU’RE TELLING ME THIS IS AN OPTION?!!!!!?!??? oh all y’all better start practicing you have until next august
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
4 months
JANELLE TALK ABOUT INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE PLEASEEEEEE.
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
4 months
Janelle Monáe has been announced as the host of this year’s FearFest, AMC's annual horror marathon.
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
5 months
why are we lying.
@jexnghart
artmand
5 months
thank god parisian armand is pretty because that outfit was atrocious
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 years
HE WILL NEVER BE CRAIG PELTON !!
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 years
the ship the haters
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@chasingbodies
ben dpdl 🪵🚆#severancespoilers
2 years
the ship the hater
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 years
the person who wrote this article tweeted this
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@outmagazine
Out Magazine
2 years
#Yellowjackets and Scream star Jasmin Savoy Brown is lighting up Instagram with discourse on what it means to be a lesbian — and we are standing firmly behind her.
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 years
KIERAN CULKIN I WILL GET YOU THE EMMY FOR PLAYING ROMAN ROY. YOU ARE MY EMMY WINNER!!!!
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 months
we’re all saying armand is the biggest flop but this entire sequence??? him taking his shirt off and louis telling him to put it back on???? embarrassing.
@iwtvreactions
interview with the vampire reactions and clips
2 months
s02e05 daniel molloy tries to get laid with louis de pointe du lac but gets rejected #InterviewWithTheVampire #IWTV
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
3 years
when are we getting an episode of the vampires and guillermo going to a roller skating rink
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
3 years
wwdits is a COWARD for not letting guillermo dress like this to that gay ass vampire club
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 years
i refuse to let skinny ppl bring back low cut jeans and shit on high rise jeans.
@sulIengrl
Ashelina Jolie
2 years
Yeah like this is a travesty
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 years
this is so fucking disgusting @YahooNews @RollingStone . brendan fraser was sexually assaulted by the president of the HFPA who runs the golden globes. they never apologized or did shit about it. and these are your headlines??? fuck you
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
3 years
pictured: jon kent and tim drake sparring
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
4 months
HELP????
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 years
@direwolfindy this by itself is making me laugh so hard
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
6 months
i can’t believe louis married two losers.
@leiselbt
Jet
6 months
HE WAS SO NERVOUS TO ASK HIS HUSBAND OUT ON A DATE 😭😭😭
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 years
sarah on the west end, jeremy on broadway, matthew in a blockbuster, kieran on a bus. the succession cast is so talented 💖.
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
2 years
Sarah Snook to play all 26 characters in theater adaption of Oscar Wilde’s ‘THE PICTURE OF DORIAN GRAY’ at London’s West End.
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
5 months
armand said
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@armandvampyr
a ⚰️🩸
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… liar.
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
3 years
“jim corruption arc” this “jim will go to izzy’s side” that. how about “jim tricks izzy into thinking they’re on his side because they know how he abandoned oluwande and the entire rest of the crew and wants to get revenge because they actually have a moral compass”.
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2 years
i wouldn’t marry i’d marry.you with.me either paper.rings
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
4 months
WHO THE HELL IS THIS
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
4 months
literally the entire cast of iwtv
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@em_Lazzy
Lazzyyyyyy
4 months
an actor that was born for the role that they played.
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 years
the last of us stans showing off their favorite characters
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
6 months
assad zaman, who is third billed and is the co-lead of the season, is not mentioned once this entire article btw.
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 years
she quit a role on broadway that was basically made for her that no one imo could ever do better than her… to pursue tv acting and fail at it 😭.
@ungodlywests
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she’s not serious at all.
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4 months
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@cuckcat
cuckold jones
4 months
are you gonna sink your fangs into my neck or what bro.
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 years
A24 campaigning for jamie lee curtis instead of stephanie hsu when the film is about stephanie’s character and relies on her to make the emotional moments actually work… a story about an asian american family trying to make it through personal and societal obstacles… it’s gross.
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
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2022 Las Vegas Film Critics Society (LVFCS) Nominations:. Best Supporting Actress:. Jessie Buckley – Women Talking.Hong Chau – The Whale.Kerry Condon – The Banshees of Inisherin.Jamie Lee Curtis – Everything Everywhere All at Once.Janelle Monáe – Glass Onion
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 years
stan the original gays who impersonated fbi agents.
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3 years
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2 years
the dean is constantly proving u can break gender norms with clothing (and makeup) and not wear ugly outfits !.
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 years
why tf did he climb on the table to laugh. short ppl are ANNOYING !!
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
6 months
they finally realized they should probably hire ppl who had watched the show 😭.
@AnneRiceAMC
Anne Rice's Interview with the Vampire
6 months
Take notes if you want to be fascinating. #InterviewWithTheVampire
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
5 months
iwtv fan artists I love and respect u all so much but PLEASE get madeleine's hair color right bc why did I just see art of claudia kissing a blonde with long hair and got scared shitless 😭.
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3 years
nandor not knowing the name of the wife he loved the most vs nandor getting guillermo’s full name right in the second fake proposal and them making sure to emphasize that.
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3 years
@keyon will never forgive them for dropping him after season 2 he deserved to show off his skills more.
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 years
like it would have been cheesier but they always do this kind of stuff lol.
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 years
disney is happy to take advantage of his work after his death with all these remakes and bastardizations of his work. but they won’t even do the bare minimum of keeping his documentary on their streaming platform.
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3 years
@DiscussingFilm can they just admit they don’t care about his character and haven’t for two seasons im tired.
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
3 years
guillermo when he went from wearing sweaters to his vampire slayer whore outfit.
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
5 months
funniest part is i really think armand wasn’t originally going to lie his way out of it and take credit for saving louis, but then louis accidentally gave him an opportunity to 😭.
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 years
that’s cool !! what’s the location of this set so i can definitely not tell the WGA about it !!.
@EpicFilmGuys
Epic Film Guys ®
2 years
Whoa! Winona Ryder is back as Lydia Deetz on the set of Beetlejuice 2!
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
3 years
@DiscussingFilm this is so funny if they adjust it his own mother canonically doesn’t know her own son’s birthday. the son that she fought for for seasons. all because they didn’t bother to do a google search.
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 months
daniel in san francisco mid torture session
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
6 months
assad zaman, why do u say the things u say.
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 years
when i watched this as a kid there was a point when i thought they were canonically dating, but that was quickly ended.
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 years
ted lasso’s season is finally getting dragged by critics and audiences. barry might actually have a chance at the emmys
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
4 years
@lyricshitposts someone make a lyric card account for just phineas and ferb songs i'm begging.
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 months
@ripleyesque she lied so much, especially when they were fighting. of course he’d ask her if she was lying 😭 it sucks their relationship got to this point but the point of him having no trust in her is purposeful!.
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
3 years
the what we do in the shadows episode "the escape" could and should be nominated for an emmy on the basis of laszlo swallowing a harmonica alone.
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 years
harry styles would NEVER !
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2 years
shiv making 3 awful choices (fighting w/ tom, unnecessarily intimidating greg, faking the call) being some of the leading events to her brothers not trusting her & therefore making family drama the reasoning behind choosing a president… shiv i’m so sorry this season sucks for u.
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
5 months
the script: armand nods. the actual scene-.louis: don’t touch him.armand: 🟠👄🟠.louis: don’t harm him or i’ll kill u. get it?.armand: 🟠👄🟠.
@vamp4marie
marie 🦇
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the nodding. 😭
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4 months
what’s so great about amc’s interview with the vampire is that, imo, it truly establishes louis de pointe du lac as an iconic vampire in pop culture. lbr, the books/films don’t do shit for him. but the show made him so much more complex, interesting & influential on the universe.
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2 years
the book is written by an admitted pedophile.
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2 years
@wlwbelove HELPPP ID' PASS AWAY.
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2 years
@wapplehouse excuse u, she’s asian american and he’s ITALIAN american.
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@BigTucsonDad
Big Tucson Dad
2 years
BREAKING: CDC just announced that a massive outbreak of updog has started to spread.
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 years
@TThisbitchgay y’all he never had a mustache in shrek 2 😭
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@thesucksessions the academy not even nominating ONE actor…. nasty work.
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
6 months
this is the facial expression equivalent of armand taking off his earrings.
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6 months
remembering when i said this was a great and camp line delivery and then someone got mad at me and said i was supporting an abuser and i don’t take the show seriously .
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 years
is this not the inflatable rat they used in the what we do in the shadows episode.
@eliyudin
eli yudin
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When I first moved to NYC I didn’t realize scabby the rat was a union thing and googled how to rent one for a party
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2 years
@chasingbodies when ur the only one doing ur job so some swede decides that u should be ceo of the company
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
5 months
the entire cast loves devil’s minion old man yaoi.
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
5 years
@himbopercy They modeled these two after Jenna and Julien . I can feel it
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
3 years
when mitski said “bro, don't get it twisted, I've been through hell / but since I stan dad, I'm alive and well".
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 years
i know this is a joke but putting ted lasso in with succession and barry is so funny like…
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@munalivs
bea
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the succession, barry and ted lasso boys had their fun… now it’s time for the real men
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2 years
y’all are fucking weird.
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
4 years
@runmemymoneyplz @DiscussingFilm NOT THE RACHEL BERRY VIBES ALSDKFJLDSAKJF
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
6 months
ik a lot of ppl hate on the gelled hair in paris bc we want to free the curls, but i could never hate it bc LOOK AT THAT
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6 months
i think a huge reason why so many people are ridiculously upset that the show’s version of nicki said a slur* is because they refuse to acknowledge how armand now being a person of color changes armand’s character. it changes the narrative and how characters interact with him.
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5 months
cast and crew loving assad and appreciating his acting skills oh i’m sure
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
2 years
@sitcomabed he has the same PR team as johnny depp and harvey weinstein.
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2 years
the SNL cast backstage watching woody harrelson go on an anti-vaxx rant during his monologue knowing they have to do sketches with this man for the next hour.
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elise | armand pr crisis manager
3 years
why would i support guillermo and freddie's healthy relationship saying "i love you" to each other when i could support toxic gay representation with nandor and guillermo almost killing each other multiple times.
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