Adam Pacitti
@adampacitti
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Managing Director of @Cultaholic and desperate, sad twink. Follow me on Instagram: https://t.co/5jWs2l0Sv6 - [email protected]
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Joined April 2009
New strategy when I get abusive messages: tell their mums.
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I am still shaking. We waited SEVEN YEARS for this moment and it was so, so worth it. Welcome back, CM Punk. #AEWRampage
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Just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone five times. Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.
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Instantly one of my favourite wrestling moments ever. Fucking hell. Speechless. #RoyalRumble
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Absolutely heartbroken to hear of the passing of Brodie Lee. An immensely talented individual who felt like he was really just getting started. RIP.
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BREAKING: Nicholas has been suspended for 30 days for his first violation of the WWE wellness policy.
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I was banned from Twitter for 12 hours for calling Piers Morgan a cunt so be careful when you call Piers Morgan a cunt.
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The death of Hana Kimura is an absolute tragedy. I hope this serves as a reminder that interactions on social media can have a serious effect on the mental health of anyone, no matter who they are. Be kind. RIP.
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53 years old. I get that nostalgia sells, but if WWE don't start building stars now then in twenty years time they won't have any nostalgia left to sell. #WWESSD
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Somebody with the name CTC RIP just donated $40,000 to the Shad Gaspard fundraiser, taking it over the 100k target. I'm fairly sure CTC stands for Cryme Tyme Cenation from when they briefly teamed together back in 2008 and that John Cena may have just done something incredible.
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One of my favourite Howard Finkel moments and one of the voices of my childhood. RIP Fink.
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Huge respect for Bret Hart for continuing his speech after being attacked by an attendee. Fan isn't the right word to use in this situation. No fan of wrestling would do such a thing. #WWEHOF.
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This man is the embodiment of everything we love about professional wrestling. Thank you for being a huge part of our lives. #WrestleMania
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It's very easy to see the people we see on television as people who aren't real life human beings. Whatever your opinion of Roman Reigns may be, this is heartbreaking. Sending all love his way.
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Samoa Joe has proven himself as one of the most versatile performers both in ring, on the mic, on commentary, everywhere. I'm in absolute disbelief.
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Otis kissing Mandy is the greatest #WrestleMania moment of all time and if you disagree you're wrong.
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Renee Young leaving WWE is a bigger loss to the company than they probably even realise. Ridiculously talented.
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I'll take 'things I didn't expect to see on a WWE Saudi Arabia show' for 500, Alex. Thank you! #WWECrownJewel
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39k likes for some shite I did 8 years ago and my mum still loves my brother more than me.
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Goldberg vs Taker was honestly just depressing to watch. I don't want to see two of my childhood heroes almost kill themselves in a ring. Never again. Please. #WWESSD.
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I haven't even tweeted anything about what's going on and I still got this DM, which I consider a huge symbol of success. Also fuck Trump.
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One of my favourite #RoyalRumble matches ever. They're finally pulling the trigger on Drew and I couldn't be happier. What a night.
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How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?. Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
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I haven't been as invested in a character as much as The Fiend in about five years now. Such a waste. #WWESSD
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This feels absolutely surreal. I haven't been this hyped about wrestling in so many years. CM Punk is actually back. #AEWRampage.
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Imagine looking this fucking good at 46 years of age. Ludicrous.
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Firefly Fun House is the best wrestling match that definitely isn't a wrestling match that I've ever seen. #WrestleMania.
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Just imagine how fucking good it must have felt to be the person at Twitter when they actually got to press the ban button on Trump's account.
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I don't care if there isn't a live audience. Drew McIntyre is the WWE Champion, the face of the company. and nobody deserves it more. #WrestleMania.
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I've come to realise just how much I hate Twitter. This poisonous shithole has brought me far more misery than it has ever has happiness so I'm off for now. Cheers if you weren't a prick.
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Today I adopted an eight year old rescue cat. He is scared of everything at the moment but I love him already. His name is Mr Happy.
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I really fucking hope they're making a WWE 24 about this year's WrestleMania.
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WWE is no longer the end goal for many professional wrestlers. This isn't the last we've seen of those unfortunate enough to be released today. Not by a long shot.
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I apologise for any upset caused by a joke I made in today's news video about anime fans being weirdo virgins. It was tasteless and I am truly sorry. You can stop leaving angry comments and go back to fucking your waifu body pillows while watching tentacle porn now. Thanks.
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He might not be wrestling Kurt Angle but I think this is the next best thing? #WrestleMania
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Remember when the biggest WrestleMania worry was if they'd let Kairi Sane come out on the big pirate ship?.
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If Chad Gable really is turning heel please rename him Naughty G.
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At 281 days, AJ Styles' reign as WWE champion has now surpassed JBL's, making him the longest reigning world champion to be exclusive to SmackDown. This is a very good thing.
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The rope not being able to withstand the weight of Finn's massive dick NEEDS to be the storyline explanation for that absolutely tragic finish. Make it happen, WWE. #ExtremeRules.
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My nan passed away today and I already regret not calling her more. If you can, call your grandparents this weekend and tell them how much you love them.
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Just spoke to CM Punk on the phone and he says he can't do our weekly Friday night Zoom quiz because he's got "other plans." Make of that what you will.
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Fucked up shaving and had to shave everything. I am now 20 again.
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Crazy to believe that Cultaholic is three years old today! Only another thirteen years before wrestlers start trying to slide into its DMs.
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My parents just had their second vaccine and, after over a year of Zoom calls and WhatsApp messages, I'm going to get to see them next month in person. Today is a fucking great day.
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How does Big Show order his steaks?. WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
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Somebody has egged the front door of my flat block and smeared the word CUNT in yolk. The 72 year old woman who lives next door asked "you're not the cunt are you?" so today is off to a great start.
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I don't care how lame it sounds, that summer of Pokémon Go in 2016 was the most wholesome and brilliant thing.
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I don't know what to say after that ending but massive respect for Sasha and Becky who absolutely stole the show tonight. #HIAC.
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WWE have released more wrestlers in 2021 than IMPACT have on their entire roster.
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WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER. PLEASE RT TO HELP FIND THIS INDIVIDUAL.
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2020 has been a really strong year for finding out that a lot of wrestlers I've admired most of my life are actually total pricks.
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It's really fucking hard to bother investing in characters with these seemingly never-ending releases.
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Roman Reigns making a very brave but also very sensible move by pulling out of WrestleMania. Health comes first.
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Congratulations to @WWE on the new billion dollar deal! Here's hoping they invest the money in making Raw an hour longer so we can really appreciate it properly.
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Seeing Kofi in the closing shot of the PPV fills me with hope that his journey to a world title is only just beginning. Wonderful match, wonderful moment. Let's go Kofi. #WWEChamber
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Every couple of months I go back and watch this and I still get excited.
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#WrestleMania has exceeded all expectations. Whatever your initial thoughts, I'm genuinely thankful for WWE and it's crew and performers for producing an excellent two nights of entertainment.
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Kurt Angle match aside, we just witnessed possibly the most feel good #WrestleMania of all time. The three huge babyface title wins were different enough to each feel special. Everyone involved should be very proud.
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Just taking a quick break from having sex with multiple supermodels to say thanks for all of the birthday wishes. Much appreciated.
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Firefly Fun House, Boneyard Matches. Please don't let this stop once things return to normal. #WrestleMania.
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The straw that broke the camel's back. Ejected from the ThunderDome after an impressive one hour and fifty five minutes.
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PAC's DDT sell here is equally brilliant and terrifying.
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Even though so many were down on the card heading into night 1 of #WrestleMania, WWE just pulled off an incredible night of varied matches and moments. I loved that PPV.
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This is exactly how I want the last episode of Raw before 'Mania to end.
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@souljaboy Shut up you little bitch I'm a WWE wrestler and I challenge you to a wrestling match for the gold!.
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The WWE Backstage Survivor Series team is fucking STACKED. They're gonna destroy Raw, SmackDown and NXT.
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This Meltzer vs Rollins Survivor Series build is sensational.
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Another ridiculously talented group of wrestlers gone through no fault of their own. How you can fuck up a lot of these names shows just how creatively fucked the company is.
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Honestly, half of your colleagues getting fired combined with your own job insecurity has gotta make WWE a pretty fucking shitty place to work right now.
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