The Biggest Business Guy on Twitter or anywhere else for that matter. I spout nonsense that could never work in an extremely convincing manner. Buy my course!
@doxometrist
After you finish drinking the entire bag you can inflate it like a balloon and use as a pillow We call this process “chasing the silver chicken”
@DFSsavant
@NoNewNormal11
@mazemoore
This could easily be parody or the most important thing in this persons life. Impossible to determine anymore. Who cares anyway.
@LouiseMensch
@AJDelgado13
@elonmusk
Guys Elon doesn’t actually pull through with any of these nice free things he says he is gonna do. Remember when he was gonna fox the water in Flint, Michigan? Twitter doesn’t pay their own bills (eg rent). You think they’re gonna pay yours?
@SirBarefoot
I apply shilajit directly to my penis every morning before sunning my balls. My results are at least twice as impressive as these numbers listed
@Wealth_Pill
@_Eduphile
I wake up at about midday, but one day in advance. It’s literally importable to wake up earlier than me because I wake up yesterday. That’s how I get my edge.
@Sargon_of_Akkad
Indeed things just felt more pleasant before 911. The way they started treating everybody like terrorists in the airport was the beginning of the end. Life sucks now.
Why does an illegitimate shit hole country full of dick heads on the other side of the world get to dictate missions to America? Just how bad exactly are those Epstein tapes?
To prevent Iran from attaining nuclear weapons. This is my mission. This is our mission. I told Secretary of State Blinken: 'This needs to be your highest mission too.'
@carlaskaufel
There literally isn’t a single dad for every single mum though? Probably ten to one or more in favour of the mothers. Men can abandon. Women much more difficult.
The fact someone needed to tweet out the benefits of socialising is very sad.
Too many “monk mode bros” out there creating isolation and depression imho
Laughter is the best medicine
BENEFITS OF SOCIALIZING
Why you should meet new people and expose yourself to more human interactions, not LESS.
[War is also another way of meeting people, but another time].
@Delicious_Tacos
I swear on my life I stumbled across this kind of thing in the hedges in the park directly outside the lourve in Paris in 2005 when backpacking across Europe. Directly outside the Lourve. Men in the bushes jacking off.
@huntercoldcalls
So grateful for the shout at Taco Bell. You’re a real man’s man. We were all in awe. Thanks for getting us out of what could have been an embarrassing situation. You’ve inspired me to pick
up the phone and call.
@brutedefarce
Reading is for the weak
I download my knowledge directly from my ancestors, via my cock and balls
IFKYK
A tiny fraction of the few know this
Many such cases
@pierre_koutani
This would be intimidating except you recently posted a picture exposing yourself as a microscopic manlet. There is no way to recover from this.
@animalologist
Met a dude in Prague who said his Flatmates kicked him out so he dosed everything in the fridge with LSD. “They’ll be tripping for weeks and not know why”
He was such a loose unit I believe the story
@SolBrah
@patrick_ventur
We have proof that stars run out of fuel and explode. The evidence is all around us and widely accepted you’re just too dumb/deliberately ignorant to understand
@josh55925028
@turboNPC
You just literally want this guy to explain something you don’t understand at all, so you can go into this business? That you don’t understand? Excellent.
@Cobylefko
It’s literally just called Europe. And it’s because the old streets are designed for walking, not cars. It’s that simple but the car is king in our society sadly.
@soufoaklin4life
@krubner
@conzmoleman
@jules_su
I am Australian. I categorically guarantee you we all got paid every week during lockdown for an extended period of time.
The programs were called jobseeker ($650 per week) and job keeper ($750 per week)
Any Australian can verify this as essentially everybody received this
money
@girlziplocked
I’m positive America sucks Israel’s filthy, tiny circumcised dick because Epstein and others have video evidence of sex crimes by top officials. Only rational explanation.
@MLBONFAX
@CTPearce9
@EndWokeness
Six years ago was 2017 you fucking idiot. Everything was completely normal. Now twitter is going to say people don’t usually reply like that and am I sure. But yes I am sure you are a fucking idiot.
@firasd
@AISafetyMemes
@ESYudkowsky
You could kill everybody and everything in the world. That would end all cancer. This is the kind of thing AI doomers worry about.
The Gemini debacle confirms my opinion that AI will never work because it will be biased. Every culture will have taboos it either can’t address or must balance, rendering it worthless. An attempt to let it be honest will result in extreme racism, sexism, classism, ableism etc
My poker game isn’t going great so in the break I am having my first ever almond croissant and pondering in honour of
@howyegettingon
Will update with results