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@KristineParkerH @PicturesFoIder you like hot weather because you get to wear slutty outfits and buy iced coffee and get ogled at while tradesmen and laborers pass out and sometimes die of heat exhaustion lmao
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@julebrus_kongen @lporiginalg i'm sure a woman this openly manipulative and conniving would NEVER lie about the circumstances behind her narcissistic cheating spree
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@TheChinaShill @viperwave @0xCAFEBEEF its so funny when the clearly mentally unwell and socially inept person--almost always the one sharing screenshots of convos online-- thinks verbosely using therapyspeak and sociology terms means they're the more mature adult in the situation when they're clearly deranged
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@Monkey2Bubble @Postmates @drevangoldstein @smartthrob straight couples :dates, romance, love, family, procreation, spending old age together pride month: HOW TO HAVE ANAL SEX ANAL SEX ANAL SEX ANALSEX ANALSEX BEST FOODS TO EAT BEFORE ANAL SEX FOR PRIDE MONTH ANAL SEX DURING PRIDE MONTH
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@revdefeat @kiranfatimaopal Lol you really went "hmm yes I will be picking the Hacker class during the heckin revolution 🤓"
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@_jepstein @ShitpostGate all hot fit tall blondes? whoa dude nice own you really got em
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@bigsurprisemfs @SWENGDAD @sadreac45 @milliandtheband Dude having a wife and fulfilled life is like made up bro just buy more funko pops
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@lostsoul22345 @conalflood3 @DelusionPosting yeah dude a restaurant that nobody is taking their young kids to where the waitresses show cleavage? pretty much the same thing as having a bunch of 8 year old girls play with your 6 foot long fake penis at a gay pride parade in the middle of the street in complete daylight
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@AceTryggar @ArmatureCat @KILLTOPARTY Because everything else is literally a pointless endeavor? People used to get married at 23 consistently dude
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@_ambabe @5dollaunitz @MRichspirit Way too mid to be acting like this
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@SSoparo @Henrik_Palmgren We honestly don't want either of you here lol
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@freshyjmp @thechosenberg this is why men need to completely reject women that cheat *with* them as well. all the better if you can promise them a relationship landing pad after they blow up the boyfriend's life, and then duck out and leave her single for awhile to learn to stop acting like that.
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@rahulsood @USTechWorkers right up until they nepotism their way into becoming the majority of employees, suddenly its time to get revenge on whitey, as always multiculturalism does not work and never will. It will always be like this.
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@MaxInnitBruv @Howlingmutant0 Man that ratio Let it be known that the Gays cooked themselves. Trump, the Church, the NRA, whatever tf, during the 10 years since gay marriage got legalized, none of them had to lift a finger for you guys to completely throw away any good will the country ever had. LMAO
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@KristineParkerH @PicturesFoIder I am I'm literally kamala harris that's me in the pfp
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@KristineParkerH @PicturesFoIder kristine you will treat the First Lady with some respect that is President Biden's beautiful wife you're calling "a female"
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@AsherSummerson @the_daily_side @merf_sdp @Joominmames @doraethemon @_rawrell Again just admit you think adult women can't make their own choices and the debate can be done with
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@churrascooooo in a group male apartment setting, this would quite literally just be considered another piece of furniture for TV-observing and literally nobody would be bothered by it.
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@rawdogmillionar @scotiaphrenia @ceoofoatmeal @Maestro_Maestri Brown person opinion discard >I'm not brown I'm central asian Top jej
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@Johan__511 @8EyedEel did you even play the game
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@n1bbles @libsoftiktok Yeah straight people reproduce naturally pretty normal to desire grandkids that weren't molested by their groomer parents
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@espiers @Spottedcanine female white liberal progs be like "the only way we can solve racism is if you write me a check"
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@BalizaDeCorsa @LeftismForU @AF632 when will these white supremacists stop attacking our bodegas bros :(
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@julinhasims @Hamsterpilled_ @proserpinah @yumspicybuldak Funny enough this is the exact sort of thing a retarded 13 year old would say
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@AgreeingBook13 @funnygamedev to me it screams "microsoft is now making the game! yay"
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@obscure_taco @VLONEPREDATOR >comedy should be transgressive >NO NOT LIKE THAT!!!!
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@CheezNG @anticarsls im pretty sure like 75% of these anti car people just straight up do not even have jobs which is why they're unable to sympathize with the idea of basically doubling or tripling your already-long commute times. "budget your time" may as well be the bootstraps argument here
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@SuperLiberal4 @trey_pryce2 @homestreakz @proetrie be more attractive and you too can use "hi" as an opener
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@FatsPostingLs problematic: woman losing weight to appear more attractive not problematic: women's attempt to reshape an entire society's beauty norms just so she can get dicked down more often and not feel bad about her gluttonous behavior lol. lmao, even
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@TDisputations they're literally like permanent 13 year olds
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@AndyJScott @reddit_lies the most cost effective and environmentally friendly source of energy possible? sorry chud, actually it's not economically viable teehee
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@AGrigga @revenant_MMXX people who are undoubtedly spending *your* money to pay their tuition so they can *do homework* should not be venting on tiktok lmao, not to mention in her list of like, 3 things she had to do, she repeated herself multiple times struggling to come up w tasks she did lmao
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@Big_Leche_Jill @NoContextHumans the fact this person records shit all day hoping for this exact interaction so she can get internet sympathy and/or get someone fired means none of this is coming from a good place
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@Dr1p0rDrown @torriangray Lefties romanticizing the Union victory really is a funny cope, as if your average Union conscript wouldn't immediately go turncoat when they saw what America would become today racially
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@MarcusShepard @DntBurnYaBridge @feelmyhelpcomin Why are you, as a man, crying online about being fat?
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@danirish @sovereignbrah @LinkWarLord My suburb went from almost all white to half indian in the span of like 8 years, that is absolutely not normal. cry about racism if you want, but no culture at any point in time can be expected to see such radical change that fast without a fundamental breakdown.
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@TommyTwoClubs @ShitpostGate atheists pretending to believe Jesus existed historically or had good teachings for 5 seconds so they can use Him to shit on Christians
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@Lloydy232323 @LXlC0 @WordSaladII why? are you saying trans bi demiqueer pansexual disabled BIPOC folx don't want to make the greatest sacrifice for their country?
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@Lorna9100M @Variety bro where did you find this gif of her??
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@AroundHereProbs @harl71417 >Like, yikes dude, the fact you care about this is kinda....heckin concerning? Like, who hurt you bro? Can you people stop being obnoxious and disingenuously feigning mental health concerns for 5 seconds? I don't even care about IH. Why do all of you do this?
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@KogawaRan @RichardWaggles @KingGalaxic @David7954035305 Nah sorry not going to let a weirdo with pronouns try and speak for all men here, that is absolutely how we talked back when I played call of duty 4 and gears of War
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@TheAaronBowley @Bodietlsentme @MostCrucified @dpx808 Say what you want about mcdonalds but it's physically impossible for me to puke it up. Whatevers in it, I never get sick, and there's never been a situation where I couldn't stomach a mcchicken or fries or mcdouble. Something about it always hits lol
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@Roar_of_time97 @DAKKADAKKA1 We wuz Spiderman n sheit
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@ricky_bobby77 @DummyThiccRobot @RichardWaggles @dyingscribe Every single millisecond he spent brandishing and checking that firearm was a moment he could have spent simply doing a 360 and walking away, he chose not to
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@witch_foot @Actual_Hec @jiggyjayy2 It changes plenty. "Drive to the library every time you need to use wifi to save $50 a month" is one of the most braindead 80iq sticking-a-fork-in-a-power-outlet boomer ass suggestions I've ever heard. Not even gonna touch on the modem and router equipment they'd invested in.
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@JonesPam7777 @realonx1 @thomas_violence No Pam it's not about triple daily coffee purchases or avocado toast this time
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@RolloRouen @Howlingmutant0 A very smart liberal informed me of this the other day. Turns out every mainstream show has been doing this since pre covid! We had no idea back during the Colbert Report, the humor and rapier wit was simply TOO SUBTLE for my redneck chud brain
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@MarioEnzo69 @TheNotoriousPIA @Belllabutte @lporiginalg Bro you gotta recalibrate your gaydar asap before you do something you regret
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@art_attackx @DelusionPosting you don't remember christmas morning when grandpa would turn on frank sinatra and grandma started twerking on his meat while he hit the griddy?
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@praizthemoon @memeticsisyphus you genuinely got owned pretty bad, please delete these posts lil bro
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@aames32 @Howlingmutant0 Nah cope and seethe destiny fan Poly couples deserve to be ridiculed and put on blast
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@chrlxz29 @Colonelbbq @GreenTextRepost So you have even less free time yet you're wasting it on twitter? What?
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@SolitudeSerene1 @Valkyrie_Fleur What cop or judge is risking their careers for $200? Cap
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@C_Schweetz @fendimax22 @77Artiesta @KILLTOPARTY trying to turn being an unmarriable whore into "men are insecure" is wild divorce odds go up roughly 10% per previous partner btw!
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@PicoPaco17 @Object_Zero_ what lmao he didn't do anything impressive tho?
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@Syae55 @LolReallyTho222 @itwasvick_pdf @peckham2003 Bro he totally doesn't care bro it's just permabanning any single mention of sam hyde because he is so indifferent about him bro
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@Boxboyfan30 @VoldoASMR Ok guys remember to bash the fash, unless like they're big or scary or taller than you, then you should cry about "giving a platform to nazis" instead
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@RealRadHom @Ragooreturns So what you're saying is you are literally the gatekeeper in this scenario lol Fuck off you psychopath
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@CultureExploreX @Culture_Crit so strange how i never see you types crying about Christians in Japan depicting him with their features, or Christians in China doing the same, it's only a problem when whites do it
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@L27C96 @Runic_SSB @ThePrimalDino @DiscussingFilm Local 13 year old offers up his hot take
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@11mmyJohns @Farragut_Fox @Goodtweet_man if you said something this corny around me I would be physically incapable of not giving you a wedgie and shoving you into a locker
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@TomSteele95 @echar6459 @wayotworld When I say the word America, do you think of the statue of liberty? Twin towers, golden gate Bridge, "give me liberty or give me death"? Or Navajo tribesmen? Be honest.
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@ShamebyJames @trendnoticer @SwannMarcus89 Unironically yes? Who do you think is making it low trust?
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@Ta_Nada_Bom @kongdogus @legotrillermoth @ettingermentum Good luck explaining to shit eating twitter leftists the various rural situations that occur wherein killing a beloved animal is a necessary part of life
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@KrimsonBat @FGustoh @TArchcast Your brain is rotting. Stop watching so much porn, addict
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@memeticsisyphus our crack team of college educated writers bravely ask the question: what if a black guy was almost smart
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@adozenhawks @hog39193479 damn i wonder if, perhaps, there's some sort of massive industry of people making bank off of prescription psych meds?
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@Bluecillia @kirbgameing @Stone_tossers @stone_toss how do so many people misunderstand this comic under an anarchist system there are no laws, the hypocrisy is in the alleged anarchist crying to big tech when someone does something he doesn't like
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@CanISayRetarded @JohnN00343673 @hartgoat even if you're right-of-hitler politically you'd have to be a retard to believe that kid is being genuine
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@winningatmylife @CryptoRighty_ @TofuKungFu2 What actual point or contribution are you even trying to make lady
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@WannabeLurker @lporiginalg An entire group of individuals! ....with the coincidentally highest statistical and psychological in-group preference in the world
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@JuzamDjinn2500 @Spinachbrah @PrisonPlanet actually i'm NOT a sexy alpha male haha! take THAT chuds!
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@RealRadHom @Sigilfish @Valhallan42nd @Dren96556958 @26th_Primarch You are literally the one writing these massive threads insulting OG fans and scream crying about how the series needs to change to fit your sensibilities
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@WackyMatthew91 @wigger >sam makes le edgy content that breadtubers have told me is bad therefore it's also a completely reasonable assumption that he would regularly reneg on deals he's made
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@abhishek_87 @libsoftiktok Recycling does literally nothing and 80% of the feel good shit you throw in the recycle bin ends up in a landfill anyway
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@dudeabides4now @ThatRosaryGirl @DylanGTech she's somewhat right, but it's a certain type of test molecule that has to do with hair follicle growth, dihydrogen test (DHT). there are a bunch of different forms of test that control various body functions.
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@WannabeLurker @lporiginalg Lol, it's exactly what it means. "You can't do that!!!" - your choice of words to a guy who *is actively doing that*. I will judge them as much as I like, sorry about having little sympathy for a group whose word for anyone who isn't them translates directly to "cattle"
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@chintu_reporter @Hugo_MA4 @Niklaus09610108 @lporiginalg Half of us may be brainwashed idiots but 0% of us shit over curbs or grind the local fly population into our street food and happily eat it GOOP SCOOP
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@persecutedsgin @Mega_wutt isn't their average IQ like literally at subsaharan levels? not to mention the incest rates
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@KniterX @tulpapilled @dash_eats This a great post brother keep it up 👌👌👌
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@mewhenthethehas @OldfriendTNT @da_burger44 @ShitpostRock >actually played by adults Bronies and weebs aren't adults
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@shvwnvmvc @ShahidAwan36 @MyLordBebo Damn you're stupid if you don't understand why a male cop would hesitate to want to start grappling with an unstable naked woman with 50 people recording
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@LawrenceMartyr @1emonadeOG @OldRowOfficial family values means never getting horny for beautiful women
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@NAPWP587902 @iamyesyouareno Why would they ever be fired The entire press is designed to do exactly what you're complaining about lmao
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@Qcconfidential @legotrillermoth @ettingermentum Who gives a fuck you absolute loser lmfao F R E N T E E
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@Squallstrike @BGatesIsaPyscho seriously the interviewer could have at LEAST blurred his face ffs
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@machineiv @TMTMTLJM @AzMnRunner262 @BrandonLesco6 Well gee whiz what do you think the demographics are of people who steal cooking oil from grocery stores
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@LeaderSpy @Super_Shanko You should genuinely not be able to vote
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@EgregiousFilben @memeticsisyphus >"realized he could use the book to undermine itself" >he never read the book Do these people ever get tired of huffing their own farts
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@Michigan_Chick @DavidTackmann @JackPosobiec This is a neighbor of the attacker slash gay lover, not the pelosis
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@shallowmanly @FacebookAIslop "Daniel Thompson" sure did manage to nail an impression of exactly what an indian spambot would write
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@Necrofamicon @2yung4twiz @esjesjesj @starofnemesis Fair enough but most people aren't buying used macbooks because of the whole battery life/forced obsolescence thing. And before you say it, yes, I'll concede that's a fault of capitalism
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@chismesyvideos @GarbageHuman24 remember when your country lost every single war it tried to fight lol
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