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@thechosenberg
I went on one date with a girl (couple months ago). Few days later she gad car trouble and I offered to come jump it. Few days after she brought me homemade lasagna to say thanks. I still feel guilty for not proposing.
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@TRHLofficial
Learned two things today.
1) Tate has a brother.
2) That autistic climate girl has deep connections in the new world order.
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@JalisaDanielle_
I’m not saying this just to be mean or anything, but they give off a real strong “bang me while he watches” kind of vibe. And the most shameful part is that I’m worried that I would be into it.
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@RestrictedVids
Fake. Otherwise there’s two creeps, second one being the adult male walking into the women’s room with his camera running.
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@todayyearsoldig
You have to check the manual, some are for keeping food warm, but others really are just for storage.
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@simsimmaaz
It’s a tip minimum wage. But they also technically never get below real minimum wage. If their tips don’t bring them up to the real minimum wage, then the company is required to pay the difference.
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@ramzpaul
Is there a way to get the uncensored one?
I asked one of them for crime statistics and was told that it wouldn’t provide the info because the answer would make me racist.
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@Rainmaker1973
I work with radioactive contamination. That is absolutely NOT the way to remove gloves.
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@WokeArchive
I like her. Capable of processing new information, and capable of admitting embarrassment when she says something ridiculous.
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@vocalcry
This is the first time I’ve come across a conspiracy theory that I immediately believe to be true.
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@ElieNYC
Republicans would actually love for people to learn history (adults included). Then they might learn that the democrats owned slaved, fought a war to keep them, started the kkk, fought for Jim Crow laws, opposed black voting, and are fighting to keep blacks from quality
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@catturd2
omg, I bought Rabbitskin months ago. I had/have no idea what it’s about yet, but I was always jealous that other people would post pictures of their book with an autograph on the inside. Lo and behold, as I’m ready to read my copy, I open the book to find an autograph.
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@FreckledLiberty
100%. A 6.5 that is okay at cooking and wants to make babies is a dream come true. If you find one, it’s almost a guarantee that she already has a ring on.
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@DaveAtherton20
Absolutely disgusting that the cops did nothing. They should be deporting every single non-German they find.
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@lporiginalg
This is the absolute funniest response to having your wife ask for an open relationship.
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@krassenstein
I’ve sat in the last row countless times, and it’s never once crossed my mind that my discomfort should now become someone else’s discomfort.
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@realchrisrufo
If they put that much effort into living a fulfilling life, they would have a real home by now.
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@shitabyss69
@iamyesyouareno
It’s not their children, elderly, or women committing the homicides. So it’s closer to like 3% of the population, not 14%.
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@_salawless
You should probably turn off your DMs for a few days if you’re going to post stuff like that. The way to a man’s heart used to be through his stomach. Nowadays, it’s through having lots of babies, homesteading, and hating the state.
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@Rainmaker1973
This chart is wrong. American men don’t grow in cm, we grow in feet and inches.
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@USA_Polling
If it was so bad, then why are you showing the crowd instead of the actual opening ceremony?
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@cheerfulclips
Loose seatbelt, forward facing, front seat. I can’t think of a way to make the child less safe.
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@EndDemocracy
Doesn’t Baltimore have the highest spending per student and one of the worst test scores in the country?
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@SwannMarcus89
1) The city didn’t build it, a private company did.
2) Vegas already has huge bus and shuttle lines available.
3) If they made it a subway, it would become a pit of crime.
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@TerribleMaps
Considering that there were thousands of tribes, and this map is split into less than 50 tribe regions, I’d say it’s safe to say there was plenty of illegal immigration going on.
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@llddiiss
My entire bloodline was on a flight together two weeks ago. Very poor planning on my part.
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@ArmandDoma
Someone started an anti-invader militia and this is the first I’m hearing about it? Hero.
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@invis4yo
I can barely taste those powders in my food. Try actual onions and garlic, crazy difference.
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@EndWokeness
I get depressed sometimes, but I’ve never valued my life equivalent to whatever could be stolen from a pizza place.
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@MenHappier
I love how not just the closest/first guy shakes his hand, but all the guys in the groups will even stop and go out of their way to also get a handshake.
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@eyeslasho
Kids today have no gratitude for how hard we all worked to achieve global warming so we could eliminate it.
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@ShitpostGate
39.9% Italian, 0% Black.
I had no idea how close I could have been to getting some of that sweet victim privilege.
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@indicaeden
@lporiginalg
Not to disregard the accomplishments of blacks, but the Africans who built pyramids weren’t black.
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@Trey_Explainer
As someone who did a year of marching band, I guarantee it wasn’t the heat; he had his knees locked.
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@firstwefeast
@sydney_sweeney
This guy has the best and most unique questions of any interviewer. Makes everyone else look lazy with their cookie cutter questions.
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@laaanie
I see plenty of women in their 40s saying they’re undecided on kids. Like bro, nature got tired of waiting and made that decision for you.
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@hartgoat
Concerning part is that the they/them didn’t deny it when the kid said that.
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@TRHLofficial
I have this cardboard children’s book. I’m waiting for the day that some congressman reads this out loud to congress.
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@GrindeOptions
1) That return is not sustainable.
2) Since the money comes from premiums, it’s compounded weekly, so 1.5% isn’t 72% annually, it’s just over 100%.
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@poonNOpeen
Lol, at least there’s a community effort blaming the shoes. Everyone started taking theirs off.
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@BrilliantMaps
Absolutely ridiculous that they still have land here. There shouldn’t be a single piece of red on that map.
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@LittleMermaid
I love that you cgi her eyes that far apart to make her look more like a fish.
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@rawmilkhoney
The important part to remember is that no one needs to convince you because your opinion doesn’t matter. They’re both adults, so the only opinions that matter are hers and his.
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@NikkiThaGodB1
Being around non-blacks is the absolute safest place for any black person to be.
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@anothercohen
Remove the thermostat cover. The wires are extremely low voltage, so you can touch them without getting shocked.
Make a link between the red (power), yellow (condenser), and green (fan).
This bypasses the thermostat, so the a/c will turn on, but it won’t turn off on its own
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@GarbageHuman23
I saw an Asian dating profile yesterday where the woman listed “BLM” and “stop Asian hate”. Like bro, where do you think that hate is coming from?
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@MAstronomers
I was going to say that this is the first time I’ve ever seen a curve of the earth, but then everyone pointed out how this is an AI image.
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@GovJanetMills
If you’re not an overreaching tyrannical government, you have nothing to fear.
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@JackPosobiec
African that resides in Florida, not Florida man. Time to start accurately labeling these things.
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@The_Kyle_Mann
@TheBabylonBee
Omg, until just now, I always thought I could be the most successful writer there. Even the rejects are things better than what I would have come up with. Thanks for sharing…and putting me in my place.
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@elonmusk
Don’t give Elon any ideas. You know damn well that if he sees this, he’s going to implement it.
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@Emilio2763
She once mentioned how rare she is (6’, green eyes, red hair). She has the opportunity to pass that on and is throwing it in the trash to have the most basic looking kids ever.
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