Arthur Kuntler 🏴☠️
@ArthurKuntler
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Just an account to read what a bunch of angry dudes, wastoids, losers, true villains, dirtbags, perVERT twists AND some archaeologists/scientists are tweeting
Coont's Cumb, Brimptonshire
Joined August 2017
Bukele wearing some kind of Dune-esque House Atreides coat.
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@h2ner @MISINFOSCIENCE Thinking the baby doesn't like it after careful analysis of this photo.
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@JacobWebsite @JustinWhang It was cool when that guy popped out of that hole and didn't lose his hat.
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Say what you will about Lukashenko, but the man's got a cool mustache
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Cookies, chips and coke yet not one little porker to be seen . .
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California signs new law AB-1346 banning small gas engines for chain saws, mowers, generators, etc., with no defined plan to increase grid capacity nor apparent forethought for rural &CalFire ops where piddly electric chainsaws & the like aren't going to cut it.
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@endlessbonerz @ElectionLegal @emeriticus Taking one last cheeky look at a saved image of the punisher skull before getting into a little gunplay.
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@butt_sword @JustinWhang Cutting into a single guinea pig sized rice with two long Korean spoons, big lobster bib on.
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@thechosenberg Went to Doctor Who. buddy your wife is lying. That character is not a medical doctor.
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Gangbanger 17 yr old zapped a chick in a driveby, paralyzing her. A producer from The Hangover liked him during some prison class, a law clinic that tries to get cons shorter sentences jumps in. Now gets to rock around the state capitol, free as a bird. Woman is still spinal'ed.
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@Earldormancy @DrunkAustrian The radiation. He keeps going into the core to "look at the rods".
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@Howlingmutant0 In demo clips he's kicking over market stalls and tackling stacks of rice bushels, a true menace.
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@greentexts_bot I just found some nicely aged 10 year old pants in a box way back in a closet and fired them up yesterday. They work great.
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@andykreed @CJHandmer [Has all makita except for a single ryobi hedge trimmer] my set doesn't match, a source of great shame for my family.
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@9mm_smg @ElectionLegal He has another amusing one where he's pressuring this chick in the car to have sex, she says no way, he's pissed so he angrily cranks off while she's sitting there and blasts up his own shirt, then maybe takes her home. A powerful and unsettling essay.
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@bunburyoudouuk This drives me crazy that they don't get that Katsumoto is the last samurai and Tom cruise's Algren was just his buddy who was there and didn't samurai-out and die.
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Asked the "AI" chat bot to produce an image of what it looks like in its "mind's eye" and it sent this. We have a major problem
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Imagine being Dr. Oz, who has succeed at everything he's ever tried, even immorally hawking "raspberry ketones" & "goji berry" supplements to day time tv marms, being on that stage having to hold back a huge smile knowing he'll be senator for some nearby state haha.
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This is every celebrity actor. Except maybe like Ed Norton, that twerp guy from the Office, Jim from the office, Jodie Foster. But fewer than a dozen I'd say are smart + somewhat educated .
"I'm always very self-conscious of my intellect, because I didn't finish school. I dropped out of middle school," Jennifer Lawrence tells Viola Davis of her anxieties about not sounding articulate enough in the press.
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@NightlifeMingus @ofreacharound I figured they were low carb but then in Covenant it turns out they were cultivating enormous wheats.
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I don't know who this is but all these bald guy choices are pretty smart. Never late due to styling their hair. Not taking long breaks to buy more hair products. Never wasting time flipping through haircut "look books" trying to find the next hot 'cut.
BREAKING: According to the Washington Post, Matthew Whitaker is likely to be Donald Trump’s Attorney General in the Administration.
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@MISTER_SCAM @EthnicSteve Smart to not do them recreationally again. Just using them as frequent power ups and chill downs at work but that's more like a tool.
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@WomanDefiner @Sonny_Autistic Sometimes they are in the lake, and they lend you a sword due to your remarkable abilities and the might of your Wyrd.
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Always avoid hiring narcissistic, self-absorbed goobers with tenuous, almost gauzy, connections to reality. Fixation on customized pronouns and low self-confidence livestock cattle nose rings being two key cautionary indicators.
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@AmOrnith No one is going to follow this and it will truly go down as one of the most embarrassing wastes of time and resources squandered by your group.
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@JigokuCake @punishedkomrade Gojira would of course kill this lump first in cleansing atomic fire
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@JigokuCake @sanrio_pilled Grandmas getting nonstop cracked in the head until dead on the street is surely nothing to do with it,.
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@extradeadjcb "Thinking about this baby, I actually don't want to chop it up with the cafecito man at the bodega with the baby bjorn on when a madman robs it".
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@T3hL1ttle3ngine Low self esteem cattle nose ring is the worst part. Haphazard markings also unfortunate.
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@realchrisrufo @JanJekielek Rutgers professor eats an astonishing 6 ham sandwiches during lunch break, sources say.
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@Scholars_Stage Wife did similar. Dramatically better early ones. Cop chars have conflicting opinions, some of which various cops would actually have. No go in the current embarrassing version.
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@MasacoAtomico @JimmyBoyBack Central America: chase that down with a full size bag of Lays with two packets of ketchup.
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@pope_head I mean it's a frat and all frats have goofy Old Testament-y rituals some guy cooked up in 1910. And they definitely don't spend budget on updating the props and costumes.
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@revenant_MMXX What the hell. Oh like "clocked" as a dude by everyone. Man some rough lingo these goofballs are slinging around.
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Seems to be some confusion here: the character everyone likes is actually Batman
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@Austen @AlexWinkyFace The off market number in SF is enormous. Remove the punitive regulations on the owners and they'll absolutely rent them out again.
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They removed the goblin. Interesting.
Awful. The fake Kamala Harris picture was stolen from a white woman that died of cancer.
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@greentexts_bot @QuetzalPhoenix [thinks of Salma Hayek, Shakira] and the araby-hispany babes get a respectful salute as well.
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@EricRichards22 The sword fighting choreography makes no sense move-to-move which is disappointing. One girl inexplicably swishes the other girl with her cape instead of her sword. Opponent jumps away from the cape. Lot of bizarre stuff.
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@bizlet7 @SkepticalWaves Insane how a lot of these chicks are crying. Don't look at the black rectangle if it makes you cry lady !.
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@uncle_deluge It's just going to be hairy hybrid anyway. Let's bring that quagga* and that dodo* back . *hybrid approximations.
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@GavinNewsom He's protecting the constitution and our bill of rights, which you swore an oath to uphold as well. Your personal opinion is immaterial to the rights of the citizenry.
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@ElectionLegal Family, having fun, no mental illness, shooting gun, clean room, made bed, drive car, no crime special neighborhood, good at work instead of so bad at it, not whining, solving problem, campfire, eating special roast meat, no bug, normal haircut, no funko pop, parents like me,.
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@WomanDefiner @ofreacharound I'm fuming any time a lower caste replies to me (98% of my followers). But you must encourage, even nurture, the grubs with your superior patience.
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@amuse @almostjingo Fattest woman in the entire world also a cruel liar with a sociopathic hunger for power. hm.
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@0x49fa98 Buying one "cake pop" and giving it to a seagull outside since it's pig chow not fit for human consumption.
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@cremieuxrecueil Even if evidence of harm is weak right now, this is one of those cases where surely we don't want to be full of these pellets "we" have created for other purposes. Suspect it's unlikely there would be a benefit to being riddled with the stuff !.
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@notfootslurper A tall quart of lemon-pepper water after a run? A savory treat on a hot summer's day,.
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@D1C0MM @goatexpert Your Basket Balling fellows would salute and honor your wise thriftiness.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Seems unlikely the men were "gawping". Snickering perhaps, or pointing and laughing deep belly laughs more likely.
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@InezFeltscher @2020Blackstone Parents enjoyed a snifter of brandy every 45 seconds, we have to assume.
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@lmpressiveCock @ManletThorin Need to community note this guy, pretty sure he won Yellowest Teeth.
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@teethofangels @T3hL1ttle3ngine They each have huge blind spots thanks to their odd ocular predicaments, but the mermaid one's is extreme. A creepy THIN MAN could saunter right up to her, completely invisible.
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@J4ck0ffPlan3 He stays very chill, very relaxed, practicing his golf swing in front of one of those sim screen deals, dictating replies into a headset with dragonSpeak or similar.
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@ElectionLegal @Dexerto Evidently this can happen if you eat a SINGLE Mr Beast chocolate bar. You'll go nuts and try to morph. Make sure only to eat official Hersheys brand chocolate flavored consumable bars. The rancid soybean oil has a protective effect so you won't get Mister Beasted into morphing.
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@EclecticHams @St_Rev Boys we're here to work*, not laze around and play grabass in Guevara pajamas . *disassembling vacuum cleaners.
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